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A few years ago I had one of those recipes. I won't use it now because of HFCS. - Bubba da Troll

People have forgotten the skill of "Oh, that isn't for me, I'll move along". Everything has to be a bleepin' fight. :( - Bubba da Troll

Our Coke is made with cane sugar. But yeah, they've all got to weigh in. Someone even said "Asapartame casserole? No thanks!" LULZ - Headless Gnad Kicker

"Please skip over this recipe if you do not like added sugar or caffeine to your recipes. However, unless you grow all your own food, PUT DOWN YOUR TWINKIE AND STFU." - Bubba da Troll

I'm just waiting for the "Feeding this to your kids would be child abuse" comment. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Anyway, I'm planning on poisoning my family with it tomorrow night. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Someone just commented "I can't believe you are advocating the use of Coke." - Headless Gnad Kicker

You are such a bad mom! :^) - Friar Will

MONSTERS! - holly #ravingfangirl

Or rather, people are idiots. - Friar Will

I'M GOING TO SMASH MY MEAT STICKS ON THE KEYBOARD AND IGNORE THE OTHER CRAP I PUMP MY KIDS WITH CAUSE I CAN BE MORALLY SUPERIOR BY YELLING AT A BRAND - Johnny from iPhone

It's more amusing now that I'm not on shift ;o) - Headless Gnad Kicker

Oh good grief... another post was 9 meals under $10. Eg lentil bolognaise, pumpkin soup, chow mein. Somebody posted "Not many of these look particularly healthy......" and then at the suggestion that extra vegetables/salad could be added if desired, said "It's not the healthy side I'm worried about... It's the un appealing meals and accompanying pics. I don't think these meals are very healthy. Adding a salad or veggies makes no difference" - Headless Gnad Kicker

Huh? - Headless Gnad Kicker

I think the word they're looking for is 'pretty.' They want the food to be pretty. - Jennifer Dittrich

Then she said she wasn't being rude. - Headless Gnad Kicker

I think these people need to get lives. - Friar Will

Not sure how you can make lentil bog "pretty", lulz. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Or get laid. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Well that could be true for many of us. :^) - Friar Will

I'd settle for a 12 hour sleep :op - Headless Gnad Kicker

Sometimes the movie people don't want to do it right. :/ - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android

I actually wondered how easy a time they'd have even getting a Native actor given that a lot of Native folks have problems with Tonto as a character. - Spidra Webster

That could be it, Spidra; but it could have also been an opportunity to improve the character. - DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE

Serious Question: Without Johnny Deep, does this movie even get made? - Johnny from iPhone

It does seem to be Johnny Depp the Movie more then anything. - Heather

Probably not, Johnny. - Friar Will

Which leads to the question: Did this movie need to get made? - Victor Ganata from iPhone

re-making a 30's radio show that became a 50's TV show seems meh but yeah Johny Depp #hihosilveraway - WarLord

Oh, wait, they're called Academi now. Man, they're just burning through brand names. - Victor Ganata

I'd assume more your scenario, or agents of other governments who owe us a favor. I'd also think it far more likely that he'd be embarrassed or indefinitely detained, rather than killed. Martyrs are rarely a good plan, but someone who was taking drugs or had mental health issues would be easier to dismiss. - Jennifer Dittrich

Yeah, that sounds more like the CIA's style, to be honest. Paint him out to be a total whack job. For that reason alone, he should probably stop talking and just let the leaks speak for themselves. - Victor Ganata

{Mel} - Pete #TeamMonique

Josh is still vomiting. I am trying to get it through his head that it's not considered "dropping out" if he's too exhausted and dehydrated to go on. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Quite frankly, I want him to go to hospital and get on IV fluids. He says he's hardly keeping anything down. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Why is he dehydrated? - Mo Kargas

He's been vomiting for over 12 hours. - Headless Gnad Kicker

He's been drinking water, Gatorade, Hydralite, etc but nothing will stay down. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Oh I see, I didn't realize he'd been vomiting for that long! - Mo Kargas

Not even water with a little salt in? - Mo Kargas

I guess he is keeping something down, but not enough to stay properly hydrated, and certainly not enough to give him the energy he needs :o/ There's still 25km to go. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Have you tried giving him water dense fruits/veg such as watermelon or celery? - Mo Kargas

I'm not there :( - Headless Gnad Kicker

Ohh I thought you were meeting him at checkpoints - Mo Kargas

Beth was doing checkpoint 3 and Rachael checkpoint 5. I couldn't go, we have nobody who can take the kids for a weekend :o( - Headless Gnad Kicker

:( Ahh well, I'm sure he'll be fine and his mates won't let his pain go on - Mo Kargas

Know that he's safe with people who'll look after him. I know it's hard when you're not there as you can just wait for updates as and when they come. Whether he stays the course, withdraws or whatever he will be ok and safely home with you and your gorgeous kids soon. Sending all good thoughts his (and your) way. - Heleninstitches

He messaged me just now and said he had a short nap and feels better for it. - Headless Gnad Kicker

I told him that if he does withdraw, if anyone hassles him about it, I'll kick them in the motherfucking nuts. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Melly. I'm all over it with the St John's ambos. He's had some food (and kept it down) and I just gave him electrolyte. - Johnny from iPhone

If you think he's okay to keep going, I trust your judgement! Have you done the pinch test on him? - Headless Gnad Kicker

Yes. We are doing the second last now (11km). We have the right to call stumps on him at any time. For his safety. If there is a hint of trouble, we'll call the patrol and have him collected. - Johnny from iPhone

Then GO GO GO ! - Headless Gnad Kicker

Final stretch!! You Imperial Walkers are kicking it!! Go, Go, GO!! (That includes you too Miss Melly) - Heleninstitches

I am so thankful for having Johnny on our team. I eventually listened. Should have done earlier. - Benny Bucko <Team Melly> from FFHound!

Put something cold on those dogs! - Kelli H. from Android

Is it fluid or something else? - Headless Gnad Kicker

Hopefully fluid - Johnny from iPhone

Ice, ice, baby. - Spidra Webster

Hope they feel better soon, JW. You put them through a real pounding, so it might take a bit before they forgive you! - WoH: Professor MOTHRA

You probably know this already, but - drink lots, elevate, and wiggle :o) - Headless Gnad Kicker

I have been but they're still swollen. I hope it's just swelling and not masking something more serious - Johnny

Also, some slight bruising is emerging... - Johnny

Me: Then put your slippers on. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Josiah: But I can only find one slipper! - Headless Gnad Kicker

Me: Then wear one slipper and hop. - Headless Gnad Kicker

I'm upright. That's about it - Johnny from iPhone

Well done, Johnny! - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone

Awesome effort mate! - Mo Kargas

Thanks :) - Johnny from iPhone

Sir - Pete #TeamMonique

Amazing effort! - Juan Pablo González

Hey, that's still 80-odd km better than I'd do! Hope he's being looked after now. And extra special good thoughts going to the rest of the team... - Heleninstitches

There is not much worse than vomiting. I wish my experience were less recent, but I definitely feel for Josh. Blergh. - Mary B: #TeamMonique from iPhone

From what I can piece together, he was vomiting on and off for a good 12 hours at least. - Headless Gnad Kicker

I hope he gets fluids and rest - Janet:#TeamMonique from FFHound!

They have First Aid tents :o) - Headless Gnad Kicker

Poor Josh..Sending him get well soon wishes. - Tamara J.

82km. 47km with illness. THAT, my friends, is courage - Johnny from iPhone

Whoa. Seriously, he's incredible! Most of us probably couldn't push on with that happening. He may not have crossed the finish line, but he's still a champion. - Running Slow

Bravo, Josh -- hope he recovers quickly. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone

Yikes. I hope they can get him good and refueled. - Jennifer Dittrich

:( - The LB: #TeamMonique

We're all taking a kip till he's ready. I'll bring him home - Johnny from iPhone

Thanks Johnny xxx - Headless Gnad Kicker

He's a stubborn little shit at times, if you need to smack sense into him at any stage, just do it. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Go walkers, go! But take care on the way. - Running Slow

I had totally forgotten it was this weekend! Stupid work getting in the way. Hope Josh recovers - you guys are awesome! - WoH: Professor MOTHRA

Thanks for your donation!!!!! - Headless Gnad Kicker

Josiah: Do you have any pictures of Daddy spewing? - Headless Gnad Kicker

And now he's making vomit noises and Emily can't stop laughing at him. KIDS ARE SO GROSS. - Headless Gnad Kicker

:D kids are adorable!!! - WoH: Professor MOTHRA

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Thanks! - Johnny from iPhone

great news. - Joe Silence

ecco... - catepol

c'è speranza che funzioni di nuovo? - catepol

up - Slow

si, io sono ottimista :) dovessi anche mettere il mio pc di casa come server - Marco Rossi

:) - catepol

up? - catepol

AND we're back up&running! ah yeah! - Marco Rossi

evvai - catepol

Apparently it's being worked on - Johnny from iPhone

Probably the biggest thing missed was that Smiley went to the "how to use social media to do investigative people research" session and he's now like 'KILL MY FACEBOOK KILL MY FACEBOOK!" - Sarah G.

Was this before or after he posted a nice item about the Environthon he went to? - sglassme

I hope he'll cut to the chase. - Eric - Too Hot

Ow. Painful jokes. Would you guys cut it out? - SAM

Controversial. He's really putting his neck out there - Johnny from iPhone

People, people. No need to get snippy. - Akiva

These jokes are just the tip of the iceberg. - Brian Johns

I don't know why you all are making a mountain out of a mohel. - Chelle Chelle Ro Ro

oh, and it's titled "May the Foreskin Be With You" - holly #ravingfangirl

I want to be on a comedy writing team with you all. Can I be the Sally Rogers character? Who wants to be Buddy? We would be BRILLIANT. - Chelle Chelle Ro Ro

A graphic novel, I assume. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!

A pop-up book. - Akiva

With an extended Foreword, just for the irony. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!

It skirts around the big picture. - WoH: Professor MOTHRA

I thought it would have to be an abridged version? - SAM

I'm bris-tling with anticipation! - Brian Johns

^^ we still love you, Johnny. - Louis Gray

More Android fanbois on a Google service? Noooo, really?? - Mo Kargas

It's not that there is more on G+, it's the insistence there isn't. Own it, I say :) - Johnny from iPhone

On one hand, the utter contempt for the intelligence of the average American is breathtaking. On the other hand, I guess they know exactly who they're trying to manipulate. - Victor Ganata

There's also been a general reluctance among the press corps to risk their WH access, and they were all scooped by a foreign paper. - Jennifer Dittrich

I think it's more to do with Wikileaks. Wikileaks (basically Julian Assange) promised to shake the world to it's core but only produced mild gossip. The MSM got burnt on that - Johnny from iPhone

Bahahahaha! - Headless Gnad Kicker

"I'm tugging on something, and it's not an ocean liner." - Headless Gnad Kicker

Great article - and great cause! Hadn't realized you and Josh were doing it together. - Mary B: #TeamMonique

Instead of page 3 girl, you're the page 13 boy? - Betsy #TeamMonique

I'm still embarrassed that they went with "runner" ;) - Johnny from iPhone

Prefer the moniker "Capalaba General-Bad Ass at Large"? - SAM

I'll take that :) - Johnny from iPhone

Check you out, you magnificent bastard you. :D - Hookuh Tinypants

*blushes* - Johnny from iPhone

..... aaaand already had a message from a "friend" on Facebook pointing out that I am indeed no "runner". I am also now no longer their "friend". If I call it in my Facebook post, I don't need anyone reinforcing it. (Plus I didn't write the article). It may be bucketing down outside but this parade has blue skies! - Johnny from iPhone

Ignorance is bliss... for a lot of people. - Me

It's especially hard to believe when a Senator claims they had no idea. Especially if that Senator is on the Homeland Security and Government Affairs committee. Really? You didn't know? - Victor Ganata

Actually, might not be that surprised at that given what Michael Moore exposed in Fahrenheit 9/11 about most people not reading the Patriot Act before it passed - Johnny from iPhone

They didn't need to read it. People wanted blood in those days. They wanted to get the bad guys by any means necessary. It's just buyer's remorse now, I guess. - Victor Ganata

Obama says it's legal, partially because it's well supervised by Congress. Congress says it didn't know. Wha??? - Brian Johns

There's no way they didn't know. These people are either lying or incredibly stupid but probably both. - Victor Ganata from iPhone