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Twitter Updates for 2009-11-21 - http://www.zenarchery.com/2009...

7 hours ago from Zenarchery - Comment - Like - Share

@alexgetchell WHOS JOHNNY SHE SAY AND SMILES IN HER SPECIAL WAY WHOS JOHNNY SHE SAY YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

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50 practical tips to save you half a lifetime | Matthew Parris - Times Online http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol...

22 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Vampires are OLD PEOPLE. I wanna see Rob Pattinson bitching about the kids with their electric lights and their hippity-hop music.

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If I were a vampire, I'd probably sit around the old folks home, talking about vaudeville and biting sexy candy stripers.

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Or a crotchety hot boi vampire who only kills teenagers when they refuse to get away from his vintage car. TWILIGHT GRAN TURINO.

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Lestat? Waaaay too macho. Give me a dickless Mormon vampire who still goes to high school. Yum."

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#ifiwereavampire I'd totally pretend to listen to my hot teenage girlfriend's stupid problems with school and her parents, and NOT LAUGH.

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Yesterday I fixed like five bugs on my work project, created a site for a client, mastered a song, and watched most of S7 of Buffy.

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Twilight: for people who thought Anne Rice novels were way too testosterone-fueled.

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#ifiwereavampire I'd hella hold on to my clothes, because I'd still be hot when they became retro and fashionable again.

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#ifiwereavampire I'd bite Stephen Hawking, and then he'd FUCKING WRECK SHIT FOR DAYS. HAWKOLYPSE, BITCHES.

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#ifiwereavampire I wouldn't wear Affliction, that's for sure. FUCK THE BROSFERATU.

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@TeriLynn13 Watching Buffy makes me want to write a longform TV serial. :-)

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In the next Twilight book, the vampires start taking AP college courses...and SHIT GETS REAL.

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OH SHIT CERN'S TURNED ON THE LHC BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME AND oh, wait...everything's fine.

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Fuck it, let's make it a thing. #ifiwereavampire I'd sneak into historians' houses at night and jump on their beds and laugh at them.

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Sleeping In Flame" sounds lovely. Much thanks to Andrew and Ryan on this one.

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Just came up with a cool random title: X AND Y IN THE AGE OF SHADOWS. Gotta find a use for it.

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@Joshua_K Apparently every five minutes, judging by the Facebook notification emails I get inviting me to shit I don't care about.

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I'm also removing myself from every Facebook group I'm a "member" of. I'm not a member of your group. I don't care about your cause.

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The Mojave Desert is named after a native tribe. They call the desert "Hayikwiir Mat'aar". I like that better.

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Also, not a big club guy. Invite me to your club and I'll show up with my programming buddies and we will CLEAR THE LADIES OUT OF YOUR CLUB.

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Facebook people: don't invite me to your party unless you ACTUALLY KNOW ME. Or I'll show up with my dates: tranny hookers and your mom.

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After a year, I have finally watched all of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. Sigh.

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Twitter Updates for 2009-11-20 - http://www.zenarchery.com/2009...

yesterday from Zenarchery - Comment - Like - Share

@claytoncubitt @zoetica And no one attractive enough to bother with east of the 110.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@claytoncubitt @zoetica There are NO VIRGINS west of the 110 in LA.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I find it amusing that Momus's cousin is the lead singer of the Del Amitris.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oh, Flash. How you destroy disk permissions when I install your latest version. But video is WAY smoother with 10.1 on my Mac.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share