You get in more trouble doing something someone has told you not to do than doing something that nobody has given permission for. If you ask 10 people and one says 'nay' you open yourself up to trouble. Ask as few people as needed to CYA and then do the right thing for the company as you see it. - Kevin Fox
i've heard it's better to apologize than to ask permission - Mister Groonk via twhirl
it seems to me this might occur only if you don't know the right person to ask in the first place. but i'm not a permission-seeking type of person, so i wouldn't know. - idnan
Same here... if it feels right to you just do it! - Ricardo Rabago
I like to apologize in advance about something I'm going to do that you won't like. - Amir Gharaat
CYA by sending out your proposal in advance, stored in a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory marked "beware of the leopard." Then, instead of begging forgiveness or apologizing, tell the naysayers that it's no use crying about it now. - Stephen Mack
Applies to smaller companies too. Although I admit I also don't ask on occasion. - Royce Mathew
OMG this guy totally fell for the loser salesguy ...how sad! - Susan Beebe
hiring decisions can kill your firm - Bill Sodeman
Really enjoyed this, though felt bad of course for the author. Really shows that doing as much legwork/homework/digging up front as possible is a good thing and well worth the time put in - Eric Berlin
While reading this, I kept thinking about your job titles "senior executive vice director of VP coordination & vision".... funny - but sad article. - Erin
Similar experience: My employer hired a supposed "expert" from a BIG 5 consulting firm. This person was a Global Manager and was going to come to our 30 person IT shop and do us right! Boy, that hiring manager was sooo excited! I about died when I learned that person was coming on board to be my new boss. Long story short: She left 90 days later with her tail between her legs when it was abundantly clear that she completely lacked requisite skills for her position. Couldn't even use PPT or email! - Susan Beebe
we need a salesperson for our business and this is exactly why we haven't hired anyone over the past 4 years. we're terror-frozen. - faboo mama
Interesting story. Thanks for sharing Paul. The hardest thing for an entrepreneur is to ask the hard questions. - Edwin Khodabakchian
Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.. - Alan Cheslow
This is why I'm not usually impressed by resumes/titles. I want to see real work. Then I'm impressed. It can be a catch-22 though hiring people (for a guy, like getting a date with a beautiful lady - how do you have conversations, until you've had some). "Consultant" can be for real...or mean that someone is "out of work". - Mitchell Tsai
As a 19-yr-old college grad, how did we get clients that $500 million companies couldn't get? Well, the experienced CEOs know that McKinsey and other consultants just hire sharp (but inexperienced) people from Harvard, Stanford, etc..., and it's a total crap-shoot who you get (for $500-1,000/hr). If we did a good job for CEO of X company, he told VP friend at Y company, and we got the work. There are so many fly-by-nights in this world. Experience isn't worth much if it's "bad experience". - Mitchell Tsai
Another example of how people with great charisma but no skills can be promoted far beyond where they should be. Another great example is a guy who will be leaving his current job on Jan. 20th. - Robert Felty
This is really sad isn't it. So difficult to get it right, yet it is the most important success/fail factor for any company. It starts with great people. - Alexander van Elsas
Dang, that story was rough. I mean did you even proof read it? (LOL) - Drew Lucas
man, this could've been taken straight out of the E-myth revisited. Definitely a book that guy should read. - Vincent van Wylick
i just wish i couldn't tell so many similar stories of hiring senior execs w/ great looking experience, resumes, and references who turned out to be completely incompetent - Deva Hazarika
Actually he was lucky that the guy was so obviously lame and came clean in the end, and that his business wasn't destroyed. What's far worse is a somewhat competent person with great political skills. Much harder to detect and so they have time to do a lot more subtle and potentially fatal damage to the fabric of an company. - Robin Barooah
"$25K in stuff he said we absolutely needed -- slick brochures, sponsor some conference, ads in the trade journal, coffee mugs, pens with our logo -- I readily paid for." This entrepreneur should have been tipped off right then. Mugs? Brochures? Everyone knows you close the most business with T-shirts. - Ginger Makela
It raises an important question... how long do you need to wait for your hire to deliver. This guy had to wait for an year, since most startup founders dont have time to baby-sit their employees... how long do they wait before concluding, that they have a bad-hire. Is it 1 month, 3 months, 6 months ( sounds too much for a startup ) - Krishna Gade
"Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity's hubristic folly. "There is nothing left now but to ensure that my infant son does not meet the same fate as the rest of my doomed race," Gore said. "I will send him to a new planet, where he will, I hope, be raised by simple but kindly country folk and grow up to be a hero and protector to his adopted home."" - Dan Hsiao
This was too good. Had to reshare from a private feed. - Dan Hsiao
Never heard of any Dallas office, but isn't Denver just a tiny handful of people sitting half an hour's drive from the much much bigger Boulder and Thornton offices? I mean, closing that sounds more like a standard office move than a relocation... - ƃuɐʞ
Are you sad you didn't hang around for the severance or happy you don't have to go through an office closing? - Clare Dibble
Or is there a distinction between the Denver and Boulder office? - Clare Dibble
Dang. I applied for a job in the Dallas data center earlier this year. Never heard a word. I guess I know why now. - Harvey Simmons
ƃuɐʞ, right. It is a handful of people. But they're pulling sales positions entirely out of CO and Dallas, so people only have the option of moving to Chicago, NY or SF, where there are ad sales jobs. Not catastrophizing here. It's just curious to me that the company spends so much money building amazing offices, then mere months later, decides to shut them down. Clare, I'm happy with my timing :-) - Ginger Makela
Clare, yeah, Boulder is a separate office. It's folks from the Sketch-Up acquisition and I think other mapping projects. - Ginger Makela
These were strictly sales offices, right? No eng? - ⓞnor
so there is no sacred cow in Google either... our modern corp slang for downsizing is "open sourcing" - wonder how they will translate it on sales/marketing ppl, since all previous head-slashing was majorly in engineering :) - silpol
"The boy handed out his birthday invitations during class-time and when the teacher spotted that two children had not received one the invitations were confiscated." - bob via Bookmarklet
Confiscated? Ridiculous. This happened to me when I was a kid (I was the snubbee) but I would argue that snubbing is a vitally important life experience that all children will need to deal with sooner or later, from both ends. - ƃuɐʞ
"Early last month, webmasters here at The Reg noticed an unexpected spike in our site traffic. Suddenly, we had far more readers than ever before, and they were reading at a record clip. Visits actually doubled on certain landing pages, and more than a few ho-hum stories attracted an audience worthy of a Pulitzer Prize winner. Or so it seemed. As it turns out, much of this traffic was driven by the new malware scanner from AVG Technologies." - Jess Lee via Bookmarklet
Hmm... is AVG forging user-agents then? Or will everyone just end up blocking them? - ƃuɐʞ
I'm not really amused, but I am impressed that the writer was able to put nearly 1,500 words against this subject. - AJ Kohn
"As with many dubious fashion choices (see: leggings as pants), much of the blame can be placed on American Apparel." True. - Erica Baker
"At Urban Outfitters, there are eight different options for guys, including the "Super V," which boasts a 27-inch neckline from shoulder to hem. A 27-inch neckline." - David Vasileff
I want a "Like" button for all these hilarious comments : ) - Jess Lee
that story is classic - I must admit I find the shirts repulsive and strangely hard not to look at the same time.. are you gay? - ben rogers via twhirl
Ugh, I physically shuddered the first time I saw one of those American Apparel ads. Was hoping that this trend was going to stay firmly ensconced in the fern bars of Three's Company on TVLand reruns. Some trends should *never* be resurrected. And to the men reading this: ixnay on any thought of the gold medallions. - Casey
Slow news day, although I agree "Women demand men look a certain way". Or else we cannot enter the fern bars of our choice. - Russellreno
"It's, like, another three inches and that's a vest, motherfucker." LOL - Jeanette Martinez
Interviewed (on site last year) at both but received neither. Will likely try Google again in a few years depending on where I'm living (put the good word in for me!) as I think I've learned a lot since then. - Benjamin Golub via fftogo
You know you have my support, Ben! But I'd tease the heck out of you for the tie, too. (In a friendly way.) - DeWitt Clinton
Hmm... I'm getting a pageload error on that. But I can say this: I interviewed with Google and Microsoft multiple times, and the experiences ranged from truly awful to really awesome. In no particular order: hostile interviewers, wonderfully empathetic and smart recruiters, stunning rudeness, quick reimbursements, incompetent recruiters, etc. - Adam Lasnik
=thatadamguy. not only is it a crapshoot but it's a fairly poor predictor of what life will be like when you actually arrive... - ƃuɐʞ
Kevin, what did you use to skin the laptop? I like the glossy paint look (in that photo at least). - ⓞnor
It's a Gelaskin: https://www.gelaskins.com/skin... Rachel and I got them for our macbooks and DS Lites. They're really high quality vinyl, repositionable (I took mine off completely and re-applied it) and are not at all destructive to the underlying surface. They're awesome. - Kevin Fox
The other night I dreamed that Steve Jobs mocked me for still using a PowerBook. I woke up sad. - Guillermo Esteves