Michael Kaiser

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.

The Thanksgiving Song by Adam Sandler (subscribe if you like this video) - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Printers are the bane of my existence.

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody [1080p] - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

I Say Thee Yay! - http://kaiserthegreat.com/...

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me.

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TGIF! No? Dang.

I'm sorry, I used to be much stronger.

I'm sick and tired. Not in that mom "my kid didn't clean his room again" kind of sick and tired. A much more literal sick and tired.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

"Dear Michael Kaiser, Thank you for your order with Breakout Bras! Posted below is a shipping confirmation of your order" Apparently I'm married now.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Matthew Berry's early top-10 rankings for 2010 fantasy baseball - ESPN - http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy...

12 Superheroes Who Should Be On '70s Vans | Maxim.com | Maxim.com - http://www.maxim.com/movies...

Hope all you paraskevidekatriaphobics have a good day!

Fall of the Hulks - http://desktopgeekery.kaiserthegreat.com/...

"Queen Medley" - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Quote of the Day: "Haha! I'm a NICE person, douche." Amy Guerrero.

Mike's Amazing World of DC Comics - http://www.dcindexes.com/

Technology is not my friend today.

Mmm...peanut butter cookiess...

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

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Michael is a mega mega superstar.

The Karate Kid - Training Hard - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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