Kate Schmidt

@himeykitty @lilMDP This sounds serious. I'd better get to the liquor store NOW.

There's a weird symbol on the weather app on my iPhone. It looks a little like a snowflake. It's freaking me out.

Another fine weekend of Dickens. I sang, I danced, I hung out with people I love, and I wished Jerry was there.

@selkieskin iPhone!!!!!!

Augh! We're out of honey! My poor aching throat!

I try *so* hard not to blow out what little voice I have, and then the participants-only Postcards show comes on and I laugh so much, I make myself hoarse. Curse you, Diana, and your brilliantly funny script.

Not that I wasn't already delighted with the world, but I ran into @ish & @kristysf at the Champagne extravaganza. I couldn't feel bubblier.

Tasting Champagne at JV. It doesn't suck.

My husband makes the best Manhattans ever. No, really.

I hate it when the father of my imaginary children is on the tv. Damn you, #topchef.

Oh, noes. This marinated @HudsonRanch chicken smells so delicious that I might faint. Quick! Someone bring me a Lillet and soda!

Scrambled eggs, @fattedcalf breakfast sausage, fried leftover panade & tequila sunrises. Dinner of champions.

You know how I think that sparkly vampire is hot? He can suck it. The shirtless werewolf guy is supremely hot. For a teenager, I mean.

@FattedCalf OMG, how did you not know I'm secretly a teenage girl?

Since when are matinees $7.25? Ah, well, no price is too great to see SPARKLY VAMPIRES!

Despite my corset woes, it was a darned fine weekend. I liked the singing and the dancing and the being in the window and the chilling with the homies. But now I am ready to sleeeeeeep.

Turning phone back on. Re-entering the 21st century.

Slept on the Aerobed last night and my back feels SO MUCH BETTER.

Boy, I really could use about 10 more hours of sleep.

I am more tired than a sack full of snakes.

Anton is "close to violating this foie sexually."

Crap, it's only 7 and we're already hitting the absinthe.

Cook, little quail!

@lilMDP Can I be cool like you?

Wooooohoo! No more turkeys!

What a lovely day! Talked to all the turkey customers, met @figandpeach and @ish, and had tiny beers with Bailie. Feeling groovy.

SO MANY TURKEYS

@WillDean How will Jews get me into my corset?

Packing up for dress rehearsal. Hope I don't need the Jaws of Life to get into my corset.

Here's to the start of a turkey-free weekend. *clink*