"This is both literally and figuratively absurd. Thank you for putting a humorous spin on this. It makes the reality of this farce a bit more tolerable."
- kathcom
"My coworkers used to call me Mary Poppins because no matter what they needed, I had it: wipes to take stains off a silk tie, nail polish for pantyhose runs and a tiny sewing kit--the kind I'd take out of my bag when I'd used one color but never throw away. I have my medical records on a thumb drive in a credit card style holder but I don't think anyone will look for it so I have an ICE sticker over the top. Let's see: migraine medication, Benadryl--this is fun! I am proud of myself that I only carry one Band Aid but, come to think of it, that doesn't seem like enough.... The other day I spilled coffee over everything in my purse. I have to reconstruct every page of my Filofax! But you are making me feel almost lucky that I don't write much. 968 pages would break my back for sure. (You're also making me want to smoke a cigarette. Argh!)"
- kathcom
"My coworkers used to call me Mary Poppins because no matter what they needed, I had it: wipes to take stains off a silk tie, nail polish for pantyhose runs and a tiny sewing kit--the kind I'd take out of my bag when I'd used one color but never throw away. I have my medical records on a thumb drive in a credit card style holder but I don't think anyone will look for it so I have an ICE sticker over the top. Let's see: migraine medication, Benadryl--this is fun! I am proud of myself that I only carry one Band Aid but, come to think of it, that doesn't seem like enough.... The other day I spilled coffee over everything in my purse. I have to reconstruct every page of my Filofax! But you are making me feel almost lucky that I don't write much. 968 pages would break my back for sure. (You're also making me want to smoke a cigarette. Argh!)"
- kathcom
"I was giving Shermie credit for his grasp of advanced vocabulary even as I lament his inability to properly form thoughts in the punctuation-free mosh pit of his brain."
- kathcom