Ken Bauer - FriendFeed

So, @bellnews has THE loudest commercials. I've had to start muting them so they don't wake up my daughter.

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RT @Dropbox: A guide on how to get more free space with Dropbox! http://t.co/nIjwo0nM Retweet for a chance to get +100GB!

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RT @ryan: Would love to see a reverse-Instapaper where one can save a link while mobile and have it automatically open on the desktop later.

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The Death and Return of Superman - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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taking the hobbits to isengard - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Watching TV and they cut to a scene of a prairie field. My first thought: "Ooh, I could harvest that thistle and make a resist frost potion"

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‪The Dragonborn Comes - Skyrim Bard Song and Main Theme Female Cover‬ - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

January 27 from YouTube favorites - Comment - Like - Share

Skyrim Live Action Trailer - The Dragonborn Comes [malufenix] - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Jailbreeeeeeak!

January 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

One Baby Band - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

January 12 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

Best part about the Goblet of Fire? Voldemort kills Edward Cullen.

January 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog...

January 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Who's the fucking MORON at the Northern who opened EVERY SINGLE CASE of formula and put the cans loose on the shelf?

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I'd like everyone to take a moment to imagine Christopher Walkin singing "Party Rock Anthem" ...Bizarre enough for ya?

December 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just got my Trebuchette from @siegetoys. Now my office is safe from marauding hordes. http://t.co/7vgzJ162

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Dear @mtsallstream : Get your shit together. HSPA bandwidth is over saturated because you decided it should be our broadband. Add. More.

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And they wonder why this continent is all overweight & diabetic, as they sell me a half pound Reese's peanut butter cup.

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Oh my god. Shatner's doing commercials for ambulance chasing lawyers? I am disappointed.

December 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My favorite color is 3!

December 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

21st century intelligence test: Text someone the following message "I lost my phone, can you call it?"

December 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

SMARTBOARD! Y U NO TELL ME WHAT PORT TO OPEN IN FIREWALL TO ALLOW PRODUCT ACTIVATION! (Sorry about yelling, I'm getting "Hulk" grade angry.)

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RT @alan_tudyk: put on my pants both legs at at time today. Feeling an unexpected false sense of superiority. I'll attempt false modesty to counter it.

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Quick, go get Impostor Nostalgia. @bigGIANTcircles is a musical genius. Also: the Constantly Playing Mix of Katana Blaster is EPIC!

December 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

So, can I create a NAS VM, and then assign the space as an iSCSI target to the host VM Server? #WeNeedToGoDeeper #Storageception

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RT @scalzi: Listening to normal people talk about electronics is like watching your cat try to understand how the toilet flushes #YesImAtWalmart

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Leave it to the mad scientists at @thinkgeek to make a product so awesome, you even want to keep the box. http://t.co/V61cdex5

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RT @CPCharity: RT @GPforCP: Charity auction for hand-made stuffed Super Smash Bros characters, 100% to Child's Play http://t.co/lLSlvV9t

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I don't let my daughter listen to symphonies or big bands. Too much sax and violins. It only leads to treble.

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RT @nchan: so i hear you like animated gifs. http://t.co/1JPRY47F

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