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I agree with Dick Cheney. The President is aiding and comforting the enemy -- namely, insurance companies, big banks and Joe Lieberman.

18 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why shouldn't Cheney taunt the President? He knows Obama's too big a weasel to ever let the Justice Dept. prosecute him for war crimes.

18 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Way to go, Mavs! Classy organization, all the way. @mavsbuzztap Tim Thomas suspected in melee at Dallas Denny's http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedc...

24 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Dallas Morning News has always whored its content to advertisers. Now the paper's just making it official. http://dagblog.com/busines...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@shawno I've turned off all the media morons and now program my day entirely with old Shawnograms.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm off the open mic treadmill this evening. Mavs-Phoenix is just too tempting. How will those confused, gutless saps lose tonight? #nba

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Mavericks pre-game show just teased a cameo with @dannybmffl. Should be a blockbuster.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The only way to make it stop is to turn off the TV. @shawno We're still hearing "Main Street vs. Wall Street" Please, everyone. Stop.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's a fire sale. Tigers are cutting salary. End of story. @tigersbuzztap Tigers Hit The Jackpot in Granderson Trade http://bleacherreport.com/article...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just as long as you keep on recording those funny songs. @BenTwisted Mostly because "stardom" is not a target. I like the shadows better.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The two people in the back of the room hung out all night! @shawno It became a Turetzky gig by default. Well done.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Me & a rapper named Game Face were the only performers at Backbeat Cafe open mic. He split after one song. The rest of the night was mine.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@BenTwisted Open mics are an exercise in patience and humility -- if not outright humiliation. Essential on road to music stardom.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Tom Shales: "Lost" & "Heroes" appeal to a sensibility that doesn't mind if events don't quite add up as long as they keep piling up. #tv

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Liam Neeson just took off his tie for maximum interrogating comfortability. One cut later, there it is, back on his neck again! #movie

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

At the very least, NBA refs torture teams for their own amusement. I consider Tim Donaghy a far more credible source than David Stern.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wow. He's smart. @wfaachannel8 Tony Romo knows the Cowboys lead the NFC East at 8-3... http://www.wfaa.com/home...

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Good jQuery/CSS discussion in comments, too! @bkmacdaddy How To Create Simple, Stylish & Swappable Image Captions http://www.cssnewbie.com/how-to-...

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why not? It's a fire sale! @newstigers Phillies may be targeting Tigers' Brandon Lyon. http://www.detnews.com/article... #firedumbrowski

December 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Susan Boyle has succeeded in making "Wild Horses" sound like Phantom Of The Opera. Yech!

December 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dude named Jamal showed up at acoustic open mic and spent 20 minutes on 3 a capella falsetto soul songs. Felt like I was being held hostage.

December 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Pukeworthy tweet of the day @motownmutt if not for the presence of children's feet...there would be no practical purpose for puddles.

December 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Journalists are not court stenographers! @editorpublisher Illinois Broadcasters Protest Subpoena of J-Students http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp...

December 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Guy who used to have my cell phone number just got a call from his kid's high school. Junior's failing government class!

December 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

As with allergies, I think I've finally been sensitized to Christmas music. The slightest exposure sends me into spasms.

December 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

First time Wednesday at Poor David's Pub open mic in Dallas Cedars district. Long night but great stage sound! http://www.myspace.com/poordav...

December 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Recorded an interview yesterday with Tyrone Kahn (aka @TheKahnMan) for Kahn Man's Comedy Corner podcast. Set to run in February.

December 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just said no to the Comcast-NBC merger! https://secure.freepress.net/site... #NoMerger (via @freepress)

December 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm not too worried about the Salahis. What if somebody dangerous got past the Secret Service - like Cheney, Rumsfeld or Ashcroft?

December 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Please. The guy's wasted more money on free agents than we've blown in Afghanistan. @tigersbuzztap Dombrowski's faith - http://www.detnews.com/article...

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