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Okay. Maybe not. The white sunglasses she wore made me think of True Romance anyway.
Hah. Nice. A True Romance reference on this week's Medium.
I'm wondering if @mireyamayor was nicknamed "Worm Bait" when she was a child or something? Poor girl!
In a secret government experiment, my tweets were infused with a skeleton of adamantium.
RT @NASA: Spacewalk started at 9:31a EST. Watch it live on NASA TV & http://www.nasa.gov/multime...
That dress really brings out the color of your eyes, sir.
Astronauts are spacewalking blah blah blah. Whatever. Call me when someone tweets during an EVA in those gloves. (I keed)
I refuse to be silent. Have you seen the horrific conditions in which they raise baby carrots and baby corn? Tiny pens, early slaughter!
Salad is MURDER!!!111!!
It's enough to make one swear off vegetables altogether and join PETV. They try and make it sound nice, calling it 'organic' and 'natural'.
In fact, these vegetables spend their lives in filth and are dosed with MANURE!!! That can't be good for anyone!
My mother taught me to always share so I'm going to sneeze on you right now.
Can anyone recommend the proper feng shui for bok choy?
Trying out Left4Dead. So let me get this straight... The ashen-faced characters want to do me harm? What's with all the weaponry?
You know, in the Call of Duty game series they still have yet to introduce diplomacy options, sending in envoys and peace talks. WTH?
Did anyone play the previous game Left3Dead?
Hey! I love what you haven't done with the place!
@Kitta You should have zero problem getting a taxi in that. Lovely, Miss Claus!
Weeee! Updating drivers for my video card. I'm all tingly! ATI Catalyst 9.11 for Win 7 (64 bit). Fist bumps for everyone. w00t. Am I right?
Going out on a limb here - Prediction: Eastwood's "Invictus" includes epic soccer moment that must be presented in slo-mo.
@salleegal Thought you were crashing? Look! Your tweets are getting... slurrrrred.... and... blurrrrrry
@Anderrhea The cake is a lie... It's a lying on the plate and in the mold.
Hey, everybody excited about #newmoon, I'm on Team WhoGivesAShitBecauseThoseVampiresAreBroodingVapidPussies!
#newmoonspoilers Your favorite movie and book series are poorly written pablum!
Amazon.com: Online Shopping for Electronics, Apparel, Computers, Books, DVDs & more - http://Amazon.com
My Amazon.com 'Dianetics' review: "This book taught me absolutely nothing about caring for people who need help monitoring their insulin"
Where do the batteries go in this old slide rule?
@diorabaird1 If you need help with your jello endeavor, let me know!
@MissLoriBlair Hey, I'm dressed ala business woman too!
Time flies when you're having funerals!
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