Kieran Delaney - FriendFeed

There are 100's problems with it. RT @shitusername "...question I get asked on a daily fucking basis. Is there a problem with the system?"

15 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

WAIT. WHAT. Short Circuit remake on the cards? JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIVE! But wait, what? They're aiming it at kids? FUCK OFF YOU BAG OF DICKS.

15 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Give someone access to government website and they'll try and call you a liar (but not directly obviously).

18 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Excellent return to football tonight - 10 minute hat trick & an aerial volley attempt so incredible it went into the next field. Distance.

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

An that awkward moment when 6 weeks after you ask someone to start considering something they tell you "I don't really know what I'm doing".

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This morning, getting Reuben out of the car, he opened one eye, farted and went back to sleep. What a bloke.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @GuidoFawkes: UK gives £1.2 billion in aid to India, they buy £11 billion of French fighter jets. French give nil aide.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Excellent stick from Reuben, pulled this face as he shit up his back. http://twitter.com/kieran_...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Reuben Di Canio. We'll have to stop the little man watching Swindon if he stays far right. http://twitter.com/kieran_...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When life gives you Indiana Jones and the Last Crus, make Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What a morning, even better than yesterday I got a cuddle with Roo who kept his trolling to a minimum. Then Propagandhi in the car.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ellcol: "It's true what they say: your emotions do affect how your hair looks" - fantastic office bullshit, and not even 8:45 yet.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: The Menzingers (13), Red City Radio (13) & Anti-Flag (12) #music http://t.co/LLYmxSYQ

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wenger Out! Amazing.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fucking hell, Theo Walcott really is a shit brain dead moron.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The tennis earlier was so good, first time in ages I've watched an entire final. Great bollocks from both players.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Total sense. I wonder what nonametaken would think. "Copyright Theft Is Bad, When It Happens To People We Like" http://pandodaily.com/2012...

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @robdelaney: Sounds like a shitty safe house... http://twitter.com/robdela...

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I got caught pissing in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted so loud I almost fell in.

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @GoonerFanzine: Guess that means the two Manchester clubs will be able to concentrate on the Europa League now.

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Reuben is the ultimate troll. During nappy change he shit on me, washed my hands, he pissed on me, washed my hands he vomited all over me :)

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In a spectacular fuck you to my own face I just removed my contact lenses after chopping a hot chilli. Feel like dying.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ross Kemp http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/2012... Fucking hell, incredible kempfold.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The tennis is incredible! Great match, good bollocks all round.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You Don't Know by Reel Big Fish is lyrically incredible. I love music so much.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Suspicion in Mexico's Sinaloa cartel - http://www.latimes.com/ http://www.latimes.com/news... (via Instapaper)

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Flying high for the Sinaloa drug cartel - http://www.latimes.com/ http://www.latimes.com/news... (via Instapaper)

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

How Apple's Top Secret Product Development Process Works http://thenextweb.com/apple... (via Instapaper)

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

SOPA, Internet Regulation and the Economics of Piracy | Threat Level | http://www.wired.com/ http://www.wired.com/threatl... (via Instapaper)

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The strands of the Sinaloa drug cartel web - http://www.latimes.com/ http://www.latimes.com/news... (via Instapaper)

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share