ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

Would you like to hear about my undergraduate thesis on the efficiency and equity of the Land and Water Conservation Fund Act of 1965? - John E. Bredehoft

Who's John? - AJ Batac :)

not the filibuster NOOOOOOOOO - grant fox

John, bonus points if you post it as haiku. - Kevin Johnson

Yes John, would like to hear it - AJ Batac :)

last. - Nicķ

elodeon? - Tyson Key

lurking; then sniping; then threadkilling. - grant fox

nope. - Nicķ

ur doin it rong!! it's ME - Edward Zwart

sorry for the delay, was busy killing other threads. - grant fox

last, dammit! - Nicķ

True - AJ Batac :)

This is still being bumped? - Pat Hawks

@Pat: no, this thread has been killed. time to move on. - grant fox

yes, everyone please ignore this. - Nicķ

nice try Nick. - grant fox

comment 103! - Nicķ

this is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends - grant fox

last bump - Kevin Johnson

so close...yet so far - grant fox

last. - Nicķ

not it - grant fox

it - Nicķ

not Nick - grant fox

dang grant, and i thought i was in for the long haul here. and i almost forgot to check the thread...... luckily i remembered. - Nicķ

remembered what - grant fox

remembered this - Nicķ

well, por ejemplo, this will be the last comment on this thread because i am a thread killer. nick knows, ask him. - grant fox

Negatory. - Kevin Johnson

shh. - grant fox

good thing i keep checking this - Nicķ

that's good - AJ Batac :)

Wait...since you created this thread, does that make you the alpha and omega? :P - caj needs a haircut

Totally dude. Totally. - AJ Batac :)

not - Kevin Johnson

Nope. The jury is hung. By a thread. Oh wait, it is true then. - Micah

you can be the alpha and the omega but i'm still the thread killer. - grant fox

<--- thread killer ---> - imabonehead

wh0? - AJ Batac :)

me! - imabonehead

the real me! - Kevin Johnson

ZOMG A THREAD WATCH OUT! it's ok everyone, nothing to fear, i killed it. - grant fox

http://bit.ly/bVQDZ and http://bit.ly/YmUKe are just from today... the worst one was definitely this one though: http://bit.ly/VxRS - grant fox

yeah yeah - AJ Batac :)

I'm last. - imabonehead

@imabonehead - hahahahaha - Monique

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in. - grant fox

last. - Nicķ

blah - Kevin Johnson

I'm the real last thread killah. - imabonehead

/me looks from side to side - Kevin Johnson

still at it, 23 days and counting. - Nicķ

ha! - AJ Batac :)

Let take a tour through each of Ashton's followers. Ready? - John E. Bredehoft

and the hex dump is as follows: - Kevin Johnson

43:6f:6e:66:69:72:6d:65:64:3a:20:49:27:6d:20:61:20:74:68:72:65:61:64:20:6b:69:6c:6c:65:72 - Chris Heath

nope, i am the official thread killer - AJ Batac :)

Thread "Make-people-HIDER", anyway. - tehKenny

Is this still alive? I'll kill it. - Chris Charabaruk

yes it is... sorry. - AJ Batac :)

I've got you beat - my threads are dead the moment I post them. I don't know why I bother. - JCunwired

Nice try, but that will not give you thread killer status here. - Kevin Johnson

AJ - maybe you could just delete this thread? Please... put us all out of our misery - Chris Heath

then how could i be last? - Nicķ

Does this http://ffthreadkiller.com still works? - AJ Batac :)

fuck. i thought i'd won this one. i'd been winning since may! - Nicķ

this isn't even a long thread - Chris Heath

no... no it isn't - Nicķ

are you now, really? - Chris Heath

yes - AJ Batac :)

NOPE. - Steven Perez

YES! - AJ Batac :)

Tada! - Kevin Johnson

Riiight - AJ Batac :)

Cuz this is killer, thread killer night, and no one's gonna save you from AJ when he's about to strike, you know it's killer, thread killer night, you're fighting for your threads from a killer, thread killer tonight - Scoble, Alex Scoble

Bret Taylor to Bret's feed, FriendFeed News

FriendFeed API v2: Real-time, OAuth, file attachments, and more - http://blog.friendfeed.com/2009...

July 20, 2009 from Bookmarklet - Comment - Like - Share

A. T., Bojan Babic, Taras Brizitsky and 202 other people liked this

"Today we are launching version 2 of the FriendFeed API for beta testing. We focused on making the API simpler to use, and we added number of compelling new features." Documentation: http://friendfeed.com/api... - Bret Taylor from Bookmarklet

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OAuth? Sweet. Thanks a lot for all the new good stuff in the API: can't wait to use it. - Mark Trapp

very nice. great work! - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

Yet another reason to like Bret. :-) - Jesse Stay

Great!!! - YungSang from FriendFoo

nice! - Daniel Rust

good job guys, I bet devs are jumping high right now - Dobromir Hadzhiev

Sweet, congrats! - Ivan Zuzak

nice, good to see OAuth support, this will enable a larger 3rd party ecosphere around FriendFeed, I hope - Jeroen De Miranda

After going through the documentation and playing around with some feeds, I love the fact that you can now see the subscriber lists of people who have their feeds set to private as long as you are subscribed to them and authenticate (mimicking the main site functionality). One thing that's absent is a discussion of Direct Messages. Do they show up in feeds if you authenticate? How do we find just direct messages? - Mark Trapp

Mark: direct messages are accessed using the feed ID "filter/direct". Read more about feed IDs at http://friendfeed.com/api.... Also direct messages appear in the "home" feed. - Benjamin Golub

Benjamin: ahhh, I see it now. I missed it when skimming that list over. Thanks! - Mark Trapp

Can you post the wget version of the command line? - Gabe

Gabe: wget --user=bgolub --password=passwd --post-file=MyPhoto.jpg http://friendfeed-api.com/v2... should work. In theory. Edit: nope. I'm not sure it's possible to do with wget. - Mark Trapp

Thanks God it is New API. - Ahmet Alp Balkan from iPod

Nice progress here with this release! - Micah

I love it! - friday night

Why is wget questionable? - Gabe

Gabe: wget doesn't support multipart forms as a design decision. If you post a file, FriendFeed returns a 404, and if you post data, the query is too long for wget to handle. - Mark Trapp

cool : ) - Gurkan Oluc

Good work, look forward to seeing what developers can create - Joe Dawson

doublepluslike - Vezquex

curl FTW. - Jeremy Kunz

This is great, FriendFeed team. Good job. - Thierry R. Andriamirado

Woowoo, bgolub's password is “passwd” ;-) - Amit Patel

Amit: I wonder how many people tested that :) - Benjamin Golub

Thanks to bgolub posting his password, I now have all of FriendFeed's secret documents about notorious users, useless metrics, Justin Timberlake's promoting FF on Oprah's show, hiring Colbert as a spokesperson, Ev Williams being just a “distraction”. TechCrunch is going to love this! ;) - Amit Patel

Yes big big thanks to the whole team for all their hard work!! - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

thank you;) waiting for the release :) loving clone - abdellah from FriendFeed API Example

Yay subscribers exposed! - EricaJoy

Finally OAuth, I had a hard time memorizing my remote key. - Hugh Isaacs II

This is indeed very cool, anybody started on a c# version? - Jesper Lind

Micah

What is your FF Comments/Likes Ratio? (Comments divided by Likes to 2nd decimal place - as of now) - http://flickr.com/photos...

January 7, 2009 from Bookmarklet - Comment - Like - Share

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1.05 (670/633) - Micah from Bookmarklet

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Can you remind me again where to find those stats? - Brian Johns

Brian, go to "Me" link (http://friendfeed.com/brianjo...) which defaults to the Feed tab. Look at the sidebar on the right, below Discussion. - Micah

0.75 (926/1226) - still relatively new here - mikepk

I only see my stats for the last week (17/14 = 1.21) Please tell me your 670 number is for more than just a week! - Brian Johns

1.44 (566/391) for brianjohns (after week tally you should see a comma then 'all time' count - I can see it on your page) - Micah

OK, sorry. I'm a total dumbass. I stopped reading after the weekly totals... - Brian Johns

3.74, which seems way off of everybody else's. I wonder what that says. I comment a lot more than I like. - Cyrus Lendvay

FFers use FF with their own strategy or simply default tendencies. The ratio is an interesting snapshot of behaviour. Thanks for joining in everyone, hope more keep flowing in. - Micah from twhirl

0.79 - Brian Roy

0.77 - Eric

0.67 - Nine

0.77 - Shey

0.76 - FFing Enigma

1.39. - Rochelle

1.80 - Brian Sullivan

1.61 - I only 'like' when I want to throw my support behind a topic but don't have anything constructive to add. - Bjorn Stromberg

1.12 - Tinfoil 2.0

1.41 - WoH: Minding her Botts

5.08 (3181/626) ! - ◄ani625Ξ ಠ_ಠ

0.66 - I tend to 'like' things without needing to comment further, I guess, and I notice I usually like the things upon which I comment. Well, frequently. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

.39 (2457/6242) I guess I don't comment much. I do 'like' a lot of things, it would seem. - Bren

0.62 then again i have over 11,000 comments - Cee Bee

1.23 (5287/4229) - I am put to shame by Cee Bee's participation, good grief! - Lindsay

@Cee Bee I think you meant 0.62 - ◄ani625Ξ ಠ_ಠ

1.27 (902/705) - Leandro Ardissone ⍨

yes, thanks for the correction. lindsay, you're making me feel bad. lol - Cee Bee

0.8576, I only like mostly when I'm going to comment - Mol, FF Music Lover

1.55 endlessly repeating. This Like/Comment included. - Dana D

before this comment: .69 I kid you not. - InPerpetualMotion(Gina k)

So far: Average: 1.27 | Median: 0.81 ... (if you average 1 comment per like, you'd be 1.0 ... if you're 0.xx you might herd content more than discuss ... if you're whole numbers above 1 you may not 'like' much or discuss plenty or both) - Micah

CSV_A: 1.05,0.75,1.44,0.81,3.74,0.79,0.77,0.67,0.77,0.76,1.39,1.8,1.61,1.12,0.141,5.08,2.41,0.66,.39,0.62,.62,1.27,0.8576,1.551,0.69 - Micah

1.83 - Grant Bierman

I tend to like allot of photos which really don't need comments. - InPerpetualMotion(Gina k)

InPerpetualMotion(Gina k), I really liked this 'Like' of yours (in a series of pics, so I flickr fav'd it): http://friendfeed.com/e... and commented. Thanks! - Micah

.37 1002/2708 - Michael Fidler

this is what scobes walls would like if he didnt have FF - sean percival

I haven't seen Marc Canter's fabled fence (just heard about it), but I imagine this but on wood pickets :) - Micah

This week: 2.48 (1162:467) but this is not the norm, my likes usually match or are higher than comments, overall: 0.95 (14228:14846). - Kol Tregaskes

Thanks Michael, Kol! I'll recalculate average/median when we build up some more data points here. - Micah

1.03 748/723 - Keith - @tsudo

.68 6986/10194 Someone wrote a great article on the comment-like ratio a few months ago. Search on FriendFeed is crashing on me... I'll try to get the link. - Mitchell Tsai

Thanks Mitchell (btw, search crashing on me too - lots) - Micah

1316 comments/20221 likes (0.06), according to Windows Calculator, although I probably screwed up. - Tyson Key

*bump* - Micah

Thanks, Mark! - Micah

Thanks Spidra! - Micah

0.95 (1520/1604) - it's 2+ months later, and my ratio flipped (more Likes by .05) - Micah

.7 (1204/1724) - before this comment at least. - Rachel Lea Fox

Thanks, Rachel! - Micah

3.46 (3665/1057) before this comment and like. - Kevin Fox

Thanks, Kevin. 3+ is quite the comment on your commenting activities :) - Micah

I've got stuff to say. - Kevin Fox

3.98 (900/226) - Richard Lawler

1.02 (3538/3484) for sofarsofarshaun - Micah

.34 (600/1747, not counting this comment) - Michael Hocter

Thank you, Siavash and Michael - Micah

.52 overall, but .68 this week. - Rebecca Lasley

Nice, thanks Rebecca. - Micah

1.31 - Rah-PM 2012

0.56 - imabonehead

Rah and imabonehead - rock on! (Richard too!) - Micah

0.16 - Anne Bouey

1.39 - JCunwired

4.62 (287/62) -- Yikes! I'm chatty. - Ted Roden

Thank you kindly, Anne, jcunwired and Ted. - Micah

2.63 - Bryce Roney

Thanks for joining in, Bryce. - Micah

.15 all time, .13 this week. - Lix

.52 - David HC Soul

Thank you, Alix and David! (and Alix, you're tied with Siavash for the Highest Like ratio. Wow). - Micah

2.94 - j1m

Thank you, j1m. Ok, I'm gonna roll this up into a csv and call it a night. - Micah

CSV_B: 0.95,0.7,3.46,3.98,1.02,0.15,0.34,0.52,1.31,0.56,0.16,1.39,4.62,2.63,0.15,0.52,2.94 - Micah

this week = 0.45%, alltime = 6.43% - chaz2b

CSV_B Mean: 1.49 (previous mean for CVS_A: 1.27) - Micah

Of course the numbers can easily lie, but I'm gonna say it anyway: "We're getting more conversational, people!" - Micah

0.49 (493/988) - Bluesun 2600

816 / 2502 = 0.326139089 overall | 50 / 233 = 0.214592275 this week I like much more than I comment. (maths via google) - Chris Loft

3026/5013 = 0.6036 - Roger Chen

chaz2b, Bluesun 2600, Roger, Nicholas — thank you! - Micah

5.25 but I don't know what this *means, yet. maybe I'm just stingy with my "likes" compared to others? - Marg Uerite

Thanks jamar78 and Marg! - Micah

A recent change in FF: now the comment count shows total number of comments (previously multiple comments in one thread only counted as one) http://friendfeed.com/e... so all the numbers above are from the old methodology.... - David HC Soul

My new ratio: 0.76 all time (old methodology .52).... this week 1.39 - David HC Soul

*bump* - Micah

1.26 (2965/2346) - Micah

Thanks, Glen and pea! - Micah

Looks like my ratio as flipped again (comments back to dominating again). Seems to match my own awareness I've lately been commenting without Liking (commenting is my inherent recognition of value to me and the additional Like is when it merits an extra bump to help discovery by others). - Micah

.38 - Ryan Dadey

Ryan, I have to say, that's one high caliber ratio ;) - Micah

An update it's .44 which is an improvement from .36 - Michael Fidler

2.00 - Anthony Citrano

0.97 - Willem (@wim66) ☠

1.5 exactly - Ahsan Ali

2.94 1040/354 I have likes set to post to twitter automatically, so I'm careful with them. :) - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

0.85 - Steven Perez

0.73 up from 0.66 on Jan 08 - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

0.37 for the week past, 0.45 on the whole. - Parth Awasthi

Michael, Anthony, Ahsan, guruvan Steven, sıɹɥɔ and Parth - thanks for dropping in your stats! - Micah

5.81 i'm not using it as does everyone else here. that is fer sure. - Marg Uerite

But remember, the comment counts also includes comments imported from other services. - Ahsan Ali

Ahsan, huh, I'd never considered that. - Micah

17942/30571=.59 - Scoble, Alex Scoble

Alex, thank you, sir. - Micah

ALmost 2:1 exactly. - Amani

Much obliged, Amani. - Micah

3062/5777 you do the maths. - Will Higgins™

.53 (3062/5777) for Will Higgins #math-on-demand-services - Micah

Thank you, amin/gnu - Micah

7.16 - Ken Sheppardson

*bump* (SEE ALSO http://friendfeed.com/jungleg... ) - Micah

1.45 (4374/3026) - Micah

1.73 - Aron Michalski

0.92 now. I think the movie reviews have been getting me closer to a 1 to 1 ratio. - Steven Perez

0.77 - Mathew A. Koeneker

Steven, yep, you were a 0.85 in April. - Micah

2.10 now ... - Amani

0.97 now. - Eric Johnson

Amani, so your comments have climbed a bit. - Micah

Thanks, Eric. - Micah

yes, but i am not consciously "not liking" things - Amani from IM

Probably, just chattier then :) - Micah

I'm down from 7.16 to 6.94 :-) - Ken Sheppardson

the live NBA playoff threads have ALOT to do with it. - Amani from IM

Ken, the FCC may be interested to explore how your "I'm down" may be offensively self-deprecating ;) - Micah

.56 eeep, must try harder - Threepwood

4.52. I don't bother to like things I've commented on, since commenting already flags it as interesting. - Andy Bakun

0.46 (1698/3638) - Glenn Slaven

Threepwood, Andy, Glenn - thanks (Andy, that's my mo too; then I'll Like if it warrants a "double vote"). - Micah

1.31 (4,471/3,401) - Karoli

Thanks, Karoli. And the both of us have a _very_ similar ratio and absolute numbers. wow. - Micah

Thanks, Ryo! - Micah

Andy, scroll upward and you'll see a couple calculations from before (January: Average: 1.27 | Median: 0.81) - Micah

In March the Mean was: 1.49 - Micah

1.021276595744680851063829787234042553191489361702127659... via Wolfram Alpha - tom murphy

Thanks, tom. And though a bit verbose, your friend Wolfram is resourceful :D - Micah

0.55 (254/444) - Willem (@wim66) ☠

Thank you, Willem. - Micah

In April you were 0.97, so you're liking more / commenting less. - Micah

1.88 (779/414) - Ton Zijp

Thanks, Ton. - Micah

0.43 (3597/8305). - Parth Awasthi

0.74 (1970/2667) - S of 2C

And thank you Parth, Scott. - Micah

Parth, compared to your April numbers, you've been consistent. - Micah

2.12 is my ratio. - Rick Cogley

Thanks, Rick! - Micah

Np Micah. What is that photo? - Rick Cogley

.54 (4148/7674) Updated! - Michael Fidler

Rick, you mean that face with glasses I photoshopped tint into with an apparently disembodied arm which is actually very much attached to my eldest son? It's mostly just me :) - Micah

Thanks, Michael. Yes, you have a rising tide of comment percentage (oh, wow, you were one of the originals from January - cool!) - Micah

1.82 from 798 comments / 438 likes - David Damore

Thanks, nivé and David! - Micah

2027/1594 = 1.27 - Brome

0.58 - Marc Dong

2.9 (3,242/1,116) mhhh.. time to straighten my use of FF a bit.. thanks for this entry - Thierry R. Andriamirado

Brome, Marc and Thierry - thank you! - Micah

Thierry - yeah, 2.9 is fairly high - got to pick the pace on like side :) [but hey, whatever works for you is fine] - Micah

1.91 - MiniMage, enterRUPPted

Thank you Nicholas and MiniMage! - Micah

Yeah, that's a decent upward rise in comments, Nicholas. - Micah

.6 (6,000/10,000) 3rd update - Now it's time to flip this on its head. My goal is to have (16,000/16,000) next time I post here. Regardless of what happens, I'm just looking forward to the next 10,000 comments, likes, posts, and new relationships I make here. It's all good! - Michael Fidler

1.76 (7539/4290) My commenting habits haven't chanced much, but it felt like I clicked Like a lot less, and this ratio confirms that for me. - Micah

It's that time again. - Micah

.50 - Rollin' in the LB

Thanks, Laura! (you're a 50-caliber gal!) - Micah

0.64 - Imabug

Thank you, Imabug. - Micah

4.67 (I'm greedy :p) - directeur

0.99 - Steven Perez

About 1:2 comment to likes at this time - RAPatton from iPod

1.06 - Vicarbott

.81 - Brent - Yes I am

.63 - metalerik

Thanks Imabug, directeur, Steven, RAPatton, Jim, Brent and metalerik! - Micah

.83 - Jimminy, CoG of FF

0.78 - Pete D

.82 as of right now. edit: on January 8th it was 0.39 -- when I saw that, I decided to make more of an effort to comment. When I hit 10k "likes" I decided I wouldn't "like" anything else until I also had 10k comments. - Bren

.11 - Penguin

And thank you Jimminy, Pete, Bren and Penguin! - Micah

2.47 as of right now. - Jonas, Leper of FF

Micah, are you doing something with these numbers? If so sounds interesting. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

0.58 - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

Jimminy, I'm copyrighting every single number. It's kind of a honeypot ;) Actually, it was curiosity mostly, but I also hope to build a sampling (small and self-selecting as it may be) for anyone who might want to analyze it. - Micah

Jonas, James and Kurt - thanks you! - Micah

You're welcome. I hope the results do some good. :-) - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

.31. I have almost 4 times as many likes as comments. - edythe

Thank you edythe and Eric! - Micah

195/245 makes 0.8 rounded not including this one which would be 196/245 making 0.8 unrounded, - tom murphy

Thanks, Tom. - Micah

1.98 (588/297) - Bryan Zirkel

1.67 (19,550/11,684) - Mitchell Tsai

1:2 - Jeff P. Henderson

Bryan, Mitchell and Jeff P. - thanks, guys! - Micah

1.18 - it's always been close to 1, since day one, for some reason. - Laura Norvig

Wow, Penguin is a prolific liker! - Laura Norvig

2.67 (875/328) - Nathalie

Thank you, Nathalie! - Micah

2.18 - Spidra Webster

1.29 - Mark J Severely Inert

Thanks, Spidra and Mark! - Micah

0.49 - Jammy Lee

0.825 - Mathew A. Koeneker

Jammy and Mathew, thank you very much. - Micah

2.16 - Sue - Friendfeed is best

I don't know I just like that picture - Brian Hendrickson

.40 - Ben Hanten

Mine was exactly 2:1 about a week ago. Did a screenshot when I had 2,000 comments and 1,000 likes. - The Ghost of Library Past from iPod

SuezanneC, Brian, B E N and Joe - thank you all very much! - Micah

Joe, it's like see the odometer click through a nice round number - it's just inexplicably engaging. :) - Micah

1.40, nearly the square root of two. - Vezquex

Thanks, Raphael and Andy! - Micah

1.15 (6777/5873) - JA Castillo

12.23 (844 / 69 ) I guess I take my likes seriously ;) - Chris Myles

1.63 - Serkan Mutlu

Wow I didn't realize I was so out of whack!! 12.23 that's got to be a record (and I don't even import my feeds with the summary as a comment)!! - Chris Myles

.87 - Nine

Thanks JA, Chris (wow, 12+ is unusual :), Serkan and Nine! - Micah

Micah.. I told you I take my likes seriously; ). You *might* want to ask (in a separate post) what percentage of likes were used to "bookmark" a post or save it for later VS actually "liking it". I NEVER used like for that.. but I did use a private group that if filled with my own topics (and comments).. - Chris Myles

1.78 (8529/4782) - Micah

Likes are down relative to comments, which matches my much lower frequency of liking. I'm a more selective liker than ever. - Micah

I don't think I could argue that any particular kind of ratio is "best", because if Lurkers like to Lurk and cultivate (via Likes) and the Chatty-ites love to chat, to pump out much many more comments than Likes, each can be happy and make for a great social experience. - Micah

383/372 - Ashish

'Just clicking "Like" seems too easy' — Jason, that's because you're from the Chatty-ite tribe :) - Micah

Thanks, ashish. - Micah

wow, what a difference time makes, when i 1st posted on this thread, 6.43%, now = 1.25%, for a 5.18% difference, :o (and this is the earliest post to date i've recovered of my activity on ff) - chaz2b

chaz, I think there's been a big fluctuation for most people (maybe not that much). This is the oldest post on which you commented that you've recovered? - Micah

When I first saw this: 1.91 Sept 28: 1.94 - MiniMage, enterRUPPted

536 comments in the last month has me at .8736...still creeping toward 1.00 - Bren

.64 - Shannon Jiménez

Thanks, MiniMage (2x participant!), Bren (3x!) and Shannon (your inaugural visit!) - Micah

Thank you, SustainedEuphoria. - Micah

I 'liked" this to change my ratio! (1.22 1040/850) - Mark J Severely Inert

Thanks, Mark. - Micah

1.45 - Brett Kelly

Thanks, Brett :) - Micah

5.67 all time. Second highest ratio on here. Woot! I love to talk. - Kevin L

Thank you both, Kevin and mridul (the two of you balance it each well :) - Micah

1.80 (10,189 / 5,666) [compared to Likes, my Comments still continue to rise] - Micah

1.02 (10323/10161) - Bren

.5666 currently (30,084/53,093) - Scoble, Alex Scoble

Thanks, Bren. - Micah

Thank you, Alex :) - Micah

that was my third post... It's interesting to see how the number has changed. of course, I manipulated the number to a degree, because I stopped "liking" things for a while... - Bren

Bren, the other thing that can seriously throw off someone's stats is a feed that upon each item it imports adds a comment automatically. - Micah

true. that can seriously inflate comment stats, of course. Then you have someone like RAPatton, who posts a gazillion comments, in part because of his playlist posts where he will list each song in a separate comment. I found, after this post in fact, that I tended to "like" things much more frequently than comment on them, that I was lurking instead of participating. I have changed the way I use ff rather considerably, and I think for the better. - Bren

1.8 - Que Sarah Sarah

4.26? - ‘-.-’ Tutivillus Grift

Thanks, Sarah, Tutivillus. - Micah

1.19 - Joe Bonner

Micah this is like 11 months ago, I see you have almost doubled your rate. lets make a graph for everybody now, :) - ۳۰ مرغ Loves Y'ALLLLL

Quick, someone write a greasemonkey script to inline some google charts! (tap-tap-tap...wut? don't look at me ;) - Micah

Thanks, Joe. And you thank you, Mahmood :) - Micah

Thanks, Glen! Your comments in the ratio have gone up too. - Micah

1.70 (it was 1.41 on Jan 8) - WoH: Minding her Botts

WorldofHiglet, thank you :) The comments are strong in this one. - Micah

0.64 (2,589/4,051) - Chieze Okoye

0.58 - Thomas Page

Chieze and Thomas - thank you! - Micah

*bumpage* - Micah

So, Micah, we never did find out what you were doing with this info.... - WoH: Minding her Botts

2.21 (2,812/1,275) - Rene, Pro Button Pusher

0.27 (5637/20234) - I only see a couple people lower than me. - John (bird whisperer)

4.06 (747/184) - Jan Ole Peek

WoH, World Domination. - Micah

Rene, John and Jan - thank you, all three! :) - Micah

0.97 (6,694/6,929) - Jimminy, CoG of FF

Thank you J., Jimminy and آقای تلخک :) - Micah

2.23 - Paola Bonomo

0.71 (8,200/11,551) updated - Michael Fidler

0.03 (284 / 10378)! - Daniel Rowley

Thanks Paola, Michael, Artemko, J. and Daniel! - Micah

*thanks Christopher thoroughly* - Micah

14.86 (1442/97) I'm going the wrong way!! - Chris Myles

1.77 (11831/6622) - Micah

0.56 (2059/3703) - Joel Webber

0.89 (1,766/1,986) - chrisofspades

Thanks, Joel and Chris! - Micah

In 4 days it will be 1 year since my first recorded stat here. My comments/like were almost a 1:1 ratio then. Now comments are almost double likes for me. - Micah

Easy - Kevin J Hatton

jamar78, same trend for you, it looks. :) - Micah

1.00 a year later. {edit -- screwed it up the first time. not telling what I did.} - Vicarbott

Thanks, Jim! - Micah

.52 this year. - Rollin' in the LB

Thank you, Laura =) - Micah

75,415 comments/1,286 likes = 58.64 - i wish the auto inserted comments didn't get counted... the true number is probably much much close ot my number of likes - Chris Heath

1.09 (11910/10953) - Bren

1.97%. thanks again micah, this has been a great metric to measure my first year here on ff. As the year went (this being the first record of me being here that i've found): , 6.43%:1.25%:1.97% - chaz2b

Chris, Bren, thank you. And chaz2b, thank you too - glad it's a special marker for you. :) - Micah

1.79 (13620/7618) - Micah from iPhone

0.91 - Bruce Lewis

0.13 - Morton Fox

0.86 - Brent

1.69 now (1.70 on Nov 10th and 1.41 on Jan 8, 2009) - - WoH: Minding her Botts

0.23 - Mark H

Thanks Bruce, Morton, Higlet, Brent and Mark! - Micah from iPhone

How is this thread doing in the longest-lived-ff-comment-thresds-ever contest? - j1m

5.76 right now - Kevin L

0.53 - Rodfather

j1m, I wonder how many threads over a year old are regularly updated by an asoetment of users. - Micah from iPhone

Kevin, Cecily and Rodfather - thanks! - Micah from iPhone

1.49 (2,222/1488) - DB Botts - Just DB Botts

What's the photo, Micah? - Brent

"I must not ask Micah questions" written out a bajillion times.... :) - WoH: Minding her Botts

LOL @Higlet - Correct. (but Brent, you can also ask the Mathematics Dept of West Bohemian University in Pilsen, Czech http://www.fav.zcu.cz/en... [via http://maisonbisson.com/blog... ]) - Micah

0.32 (2011/6291) Looks like I need to comment more. =) - Beau Liening

Thank you, Beau. And, by stating you want to comment more you're already helping the cause :) - Micah

2.09329564 (10366:4952) I don't think that I'm the norm here - See-ming Lee 李思明 SML

*bump* - It's that time again, folks. - Micah

1.71 (16,017/9,357) - Micah

0.91 (13,933/15,222) - Jimminy, CoG of FF

2.66 - Marissa

1.48 (2,469/1,669) - DB Botts - Just DB Botts

Thanks, Jimminy, Marissa and Daryl. :) - Micah

1.21 - Jenny R

Thanks, Jenny! - Micah

1.10 (4874/4448) - DGentry

2.17 (2860/1321) - I like big Botts

2.13(7957/3734) - Melanie Reed

Thank you, Denton, Glen and Melanie! - Micah

63.58 (97,534/1,534) -- interesting that my last three digits are the same there, eh? (note, i already posted a month or two ago when i first saw this thread) - Chris Heath

Thanks, Chris! - Micah

0.87 (3770/4312), so I'm either getting more commenty or less likey. [0.74 (1970/2667) was what I previously reported back in June] - S of 2C

0.92 - Brent

This project has had me consider commenting more than liking. - Brent

Thanks Scott, pea and T. Brent. - Micah

Brent, interesting. Look forward to more commentary. :) - Micah

1433/1161 = 1.23 - cdogzilla | downgraded

1.19 (5132/4316) - Ruchira S. Datta

Thank you, cdogzilla and Ruchira! - Micah

1.00 (4661/4659) -- goal achieved :) - Brent

0.94(15045/15978) 0.83, (28.August.2009); 0.97, (11.Nov.2009); 0.91, (17.April.2010); 0.94, (11.May.2010). - Jimminy, CoG of FF

1.65 (18,070 / 10,970) - Micah

*bump* It's that time again, folks. - Micah

1.05 (1710/1625) - cdogzilla | downgraded

1.66 here. Chattyites 4ever! - Lo the Baker

Thanks cdogzilla and Lo! - Micah

Last year my comments were around 7000 and likes around 2500, for a ratio of 2.80. I consciously chose to do more liking over the last year. As of today my comments number 10,782 and likes number 7,666, for a ratio of 1.41. - Stephen Mack

Jason, Stephen - cool. Thanks for keeping updated here. :) - Micah

Thanks, RG - Micah

1.03. Micah you've made over 18000 comments since you first posted this. - chrisofspades

0.76 (3,624/4,766) Egad that's only .1 improvement since 2009-01-08 :-P but at least it's moving in the right direction. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

3.25 No wonder I always had to stand in the hall in school for talking ;-) - Shannon - GlassMistress

Still right at 1:1. W00t. - Vicarbott

1.15 (14662/12739) - Bren

chrisofspades, crazy isn't it. :) - Micah

kima, tortoise wins and all that ;) Thanks, Shannon. Jim, you have maintained balanced in the force you have. Thanks, Bren. - Micah

1.34 - Mark J Severely Inert

2.33 :( my new yr's resolution was to "like" more, imma not doing sucha good job, :( - chaz2b

Thanks, Mark, and chaz, you'll get there. :) - Micah

1.61 (20,661 / 12,818) - Micah

*BUMP* - It's that time again. THANKS! - Micah

1.76 (15,652/8,886) - Jenny R

.81 = 4926/6038 I'm eighty percent talkative people. - hollyrae

Thanks, Jenny and hollyrai! - Micah

2.2 - I like big Botts

Thank you, Glen. - Micah

0.77 - Steven Perez

0.31 (14566/47299) - John (bird whisperer)

John, you're a 'liking' fool! :D - Jenny R

Apparently I'm the human version of FALOB - John (bird whisperer)

Ha! (and thanks, John) - Micah

Double ha! - Jenny R

Thank you Steven. - Micah

1.04 - Scott (Honey Boo-Boo!)

2.28 - Jesse Stay

1.66 (updated) - Eric

1.25 - holly #ravingfangirl

Thanks Scott, Jesse, Eric and holly! - Micah

58,144/3,749=15.509, basically due to multiple feed imports. - Daniel Mietchen

*BUMP* - Micah

1.60 (22,066/13,819) - Micah

:) @Jason. - Micah

0.69 - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

0.76 - Steven Perez

slightly off of my usual this time: 1.01 - Vicarbott

Thanks James, Steven and Jim "STAY-ON-TAR-GET" Jannotti. :) - Micah

.98(20,405/20,834) - Jimminy, CoG of FF

1.36 (20684/15224) - Bren from iPhone

Thank you, Jimminy, Greg and Bren! - Micah

1.88 (21954/11691) Chatty Cathy, apparently. - Jenny R

11289/9010 = 1.25 (wonder if some comments are from imported feeds) - Mike Chelen

Thanks Jenny and Mike. :) - Micah

Sorry - Micah .... but the math is just too complicated :) - Charlie Anzman

Charlie, I'm make it simple. I'll do the talking, you drive the get-away car—we'll split it even: 80/20. - Micah

Damn, More Homework. - Brent - Yes I am

including this comment (119,119C/1677L) ... 71.03 - Chris Heath

1.21 - Joe Bonner

1.56 (24,076/15,472) - Micah

*BUMP* - it's that time again. Also, I passed 24K comments recently. - Micah

0.74 - Michael R. Bernstein

Thanks, Micahel. - Micah

113,457 comments / 166,887 likes = .68 - RAPatton

2.02 (31627/15675) I need to start liking more and shut the hell up. - Jenny R

1:1.618, of course. - Josh Haley from iPhone

2.60 - Jack&Cleo

I was waiting for that from you, Mr. Haley. - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™ from Android

Those are some heavy hitter numbers there, RAPatton. Thanks. :) - Micah

I've been on FF for a long time, Michah, because I am really, really old. - RAPatton

LOL Josh. These aren't the maths you looking for. [lateral hand wave] - Micah

Jenny, do not take your own advice; not advisable. - Micah

Thanks, Jack & Cleo. - Micah

RAPatton, you're not old—you triple-comment-excerpt every bookmarklet post :)) - Micah

Cristo, this post is an ancient relic. Handle with care. - Micah

0.13 - Morton Fox

Okay, Micah. <----I had to resist the urge not to post that because I know it's going to up my comment count. ;) - Jenny R

But how many of those primordial, high interest posts are still active. Uh huh. :) - Micah

Thanks, Morton. BTW, when you posted in February, it was exactly 0.13 also. - Micah

Jenny, resistance is futile; embrace the rising tide of comments. - Micah

Comments are more difficult and time consuming than Likes. I'd be happy about a high comment:likes ratio except that many are surely imported from feeds, while every Like is manual. - Mike Chelen

it has changed to 2.2256 now as Sep, 6 2010.Labor Day. :) I added the date for future references. - ۳۰ مرغ Loves Y'ALLLLL

IN HONOUR OF DERRICK'S 100,000th LIKE: http://friendfeed.com/micahwi... - Micah

1.54 (25,102/16,257) - Micah

.82 - Alex Scrivener

Thanks, Alex. - Micah

1.48 (6653 comments / 4480 likes, 18SEP10) - Apparently I'm talking more! - Mark J Severely Inert

2.29.... 26 HR, 89 RBI - .LAG liked that

.15 on March 21, 2009. Now .19. - Lix

Thanks, MarkJ, .LAG and Alix! :) - Micah

Thank you, Deepak! - Micah

1.47 (24757/16749) - Bren

I make a lot of comments but no one like me, so I guess the ratio is infinite or undefined. - Sue - Friendfeed is best

1.45 (29653/20444) *BUMP* - Micah

1.22 (31900/26233) - holly #ravingfangirl

.59 (58,923/99,251) - Scoble, Alex Scoble

6.61 (2825/427 )... I'm a wee bit chatty - Shannon - GlassMistress

I had exactly a 2:1 ratio as previously reported [Aug 30, '09], now I am at: 1.7241:1 ratio. 6,067 comments to 3,519 likes. - The Ghost of Library Past

0.79 as of 6 Jan 2011. - John E. Bredehoft

my brain hurts - Morgan

Two years later and my ratio has climbed from 3.4 to 4.675. I've got a lot to say, apparently. - Kevin Fox

Funnily, I didn't notice until after leaving that comment that when I reported my stat in 2009 I also followed it up with "I've got stuff to say." I didn't say it was *new* stuff... - Kevin Fox

1.000 (27093/27080) - Jimminy, CoG of FF

Now 2.2 - was 1.8 - Que Sarah Sarah

I've had an improvement since the last few times this has come up. I was .49 or close to it, now I'm running a .57 ratio - Bluesun 2600

1.68 (55826/33281) - Jenny R

81.1 - rising consistently - Chris Heath

1.59 (9,426 comments/5,940 likes; 06JAN11) Still climbing! - Mark J Severely Inert

Some people like *likes* a lot more than others! - Mark J Severely Inert

I think this is the oldest thread I see that still gets new comments added. - Sue - Friendfeed is best

*BUMP* - Micah

1.40 (32175/22968) - Micah

I dunno, I'm not good with math - The Real sofarsoShawn

0.35 ... Apparently I'm not very talkative. - John (bird whisperer)

Thanks, John and Shawn. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!

1.459 (33067/22667) - Bren from iPhone

looks familiar... - WoH: Minding her Botts

2.6 (wow, this thread is like my yearly checkup; thanks micah and friendfeed, 3+years and going strong [6.4%, 2.33%]) - chaz2b

1.02 (38,615, 37,927) 9/27/11 - Jimminy, CoG of FF

1.29 (36,959 / 28,580) - Micah

Thanks, Jimminy, Bren, WoH, and chaz2b. :) - Micah

.46 now. :) - Rollin' in the LB

Thank you, LB. - Micah

0.33 (34741/105115) - John (bird whisperer)

0.93 - caj needs a haircut

Thanks John. Gracias, caj. - Micah

1.57 (24,460/15,624). It was 1.12 the day after the OP. - Tinfoil 2.0

The likes dim and comms brim. - Micah

2.91; 6.43% (@ 2yrs ago) 2.33% (@ 1yr ago). for history's sake, this thread was started shortly after i found friendfeed, or friendfeed found me, so it holds a special place in my heart. thanks for keeping it around mr micah - chaz2b

You're certainly welcome, chaz2b. In some way it feels like a living heirloom to me. :) - Micah

1.66 (13,580/8196) - Mark J Severely Inert

*BUMP* - Micah

1.25 (40,008/31,895) - Micah

1.15 - Kristin

0.33 - John (bird whisperer)

1.41 - Melly Botts

5.12 - Julian

3 (2.991) (and now the list has become too lengthy for me to track my progress, ;) [dumb me, i have a post not 10 lines ago in history, from 090711 2.91; 6.43% (@ 2yrs ago) 2.33% (@ 1yr ago) ;) ] - chaz2b

1.76. Last two entries were 1.8, 2.2. - Que Sarah Sarah from iPhone

1.91 - I like big Botts

.79 - Shevonne

24 072 / 35 095 = 0.685909674 - AJ Batac :)

0,77 (before and after this comment) - loi

Mike Nayyar

MUST GET IN THE LAST WORD ALWAYS.

April 21, 2009 from Facebook - Comment - Like - Share

Victor Ganata, Tamara J., comix aka martha and 131 other people liked this

Not this time. - Tinfoil 2.0

2685 more comments

Nope. - Mike Nayyar

Uh huh, right. - Jonathan Hardesty

I'm definitely gonna script something to comment every time right after Mike does. - Tinfoil 2.0

Test of Logical's script - Mike Nayyar

Ha - Tinfoil 2.0

Not instant! - Mike Nayyar

Last! - Tinfoil 2.0

*Bump* for crowdsourcing help. - Tinfoil 2.0

Not quite - Mike Nayyar

totally - Tinfoil 2.0

Never gonna happen - Mike Nayyar

neener neener - Tinfoil 2.0

Never gonna give you up - Mike Nayyar

I'll wait 'til you are sleeping - Tinfoil 2.0

I'll stop sleeping then - Mike Nayyar

Wut? - Jonathan Hardesty

Hello - Mike Nayyar

You wish. - Tinfoil 2.0

dream on ... - Tatty Gibson

</comments> - ɯɥøq sɐɯoɥʇ

Not happening. - Mike Nayyar

Maybe I'll hook up my script to an Eliza bot. - Tinfoil 2.0

A sexy sexy Eliza bot, with a hot bod to boot! - Jonathan Hardesty

Assume nothing - Mike Nayyar

How does that make you feel? - Tinfoil 2.0

LOWER - Jonathan Hardesty

Also, boot is a fun word to say... - Jonathan Hardesty

No one will win this. - Mike Nayyar

you sure about that? - Jonathan Hardesty

Don't trifle with me, Hardesty. - Mike Nayyar

OR what? - Jonathan Hardesty

You're fired - Mike Nayyar

You don't have the hiring or firing power, considering you were never re-hired. - Jonathan Hardesty

But I'm still here, still here. - Mike Nayyar

and still not getting the hint. :P - Jonathan Hardesty

I think we've all been trolled. - Karl Knechtel

YES! TROLL ROLL'D! - Mike Nayyar

This really only puts you up at the number 15 spot... - Jonathan Hardesty

Mike is patiently waiting for his moment to strike. What he doesn't realize is that there are now HUNDREDS (if not dozens) OF US. - Tinfoil 2.0

I think there's only you. - Mike Nayyar

Hrm. - Jonathan Hardesty from fftogo

Nope. - Steven Perez

so it's true, boys never grow up. - MicahBear78

There are no winners. - Mike Nayyar

All but one will be winners. - Tinfoil 2.0

That's me! - Mike Nayyar

By George, I think he's got it! - Tinfoil 2.0

You darn right. - Mike Nayyar

I win! - Brad Butner from twhirl

So close, no cigar. - Mike Nayyar

Poke. - Tinfoil 2.0

Super Poke. - Jonathan Hardesty

It's a Slo-Poke - Tinfoil 2.0

1st! - Robert Kenney

NOT. - Steven Perez

Good try. - Mike Nayyar

hmmm. - Chieze Okoye

Don't try it. - Mike Nayyar

Don't even think about escaping. - Tinfoil 2.0

NO ME. - Bwana ☠

I don't run away - Mike Nayyar

last! - WoH: Minding her Botts

You will have your tail between your legs when we are through with this. - Tinfoil 2.0

I eat babies... baby chickens... before they're chickens... EGGS - Bwana ☠

But I do. - Mike Nayyar

Oh my. - Tinfoil 2.0

Oh no. - Mike Nayyar

Oh yes. - Tinfoil 2.0

Oh you - Mike Nayyar

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - Tinfoil 2.0

swing and a miss! - Vicarbott

Listen, it's not going to happen. Just stop. - Mike Nayyar

No, you. - Tinfoil 2.0

Yep. - Steven Perez

FAIL - Simon Wicks

Sure I will. - Mike Nayyar

It's happening. - Mike Nayyar

right now - Rah-PM 2012

right here - Steven Perez

with this comment - Rah-PM 2012

Nuh-uh. - Steven Perez

*coughs* - Simon Wicks

But...noodles - Bwana ☠

Bueller? - Tinfoil 2.0

Winner. - Mike Nayyar

Shiner - Mike Nayyar

i like turtles - Trish Haley

Sinner - Mike Nayyar

Weird. I must get in the penultimate word. We should hang out. - Robert Scoble

This is why I can't have nice things. But, if I wish hard enough... - Mike Nayyar

If any Scoble came onto Geek Troika, we'd have to shut the thing down. - Mike Nayyar

Next thing you know, @aplusk will be on here - Tinfoil 2.0

Maybe if we got Oprah on, my mom would listen. - Mike Nayyar

That's what she said. - Tinfoil 2.0

Clever. - Mike Nayyar

Looook intoo my eyes... sleeeeep, sleeeep.... - Tinfoil 2.0

Jedi mind tricks, they're useless - Mike Nayyar

You aren't the droid we're looking for - Tinfoil 2.0

Alright, here is goes: Is there a Scoble out there who wants to come on our two bit podcast? - Mike Nayyar

Aw man. One Scoble would have been good. Two, would have been a coup de grace. - Mike Nayyar

You'll have to settle for CNN - Tinfoil 2.0

And Nancy Grace? - Mike Nayyar

*I think he's looking that way... Go!* - Tinfoil 2.0

You think this would get past me? NOM NOM NOM - Mike Nayyar

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA - Tinfoil 2.0

Pigeons - Mike Nayyar

I. HATE. BUGS. - Tinfoil 2.0

So do I. *fistbump* - Mike Nayyar

*fistwhat!??* - Tinfoil 2.0

MRGGL GRRRGL - iTad

Must...keep...going... - Mike Nayyar

O RLY? :) - Beau Liening

I can haz last word? Cheese! - Beau Liening

FFS GUYS STOP WASTING FF'S BANDWIDTH - Karl Knechtel

I think I'm alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around. - Tinfoil 2.0

Nice try - Mike Nayyar

I can haz fail. :( - Beau Liening

Nope - Mike Nayyar

Yup - Tinfoil 2.0

Testing - Tinfoil 2.0

That comment was brought to you by the FriendFeed API ;-) - Tinfoil 2.0

Mike, you are doomed. - Tinfoil 2.0

meh - WoH: Minding her Botts

feh - Rah-PM 2012

doh - WoH: Minding her Botts

Don't you know only I can win? - Mike Nayyar

Dude, don't make me attach that script. - Tinfoil 2.0

I thought you had already. - Mike Nayyar

Not yet, cuz it would be a big can of whoop-ass. It's a last resort. - Tinfoil 2.0

orly? - JA Castillo

I did. - Mike Nayyar

Dude, I'm giving you a chance to save face. - Tinfoil 2.0

No, you didn't. At least not yet. - ha3rvey (literally)

But I did, I think - Rah-PM 2012

You people. Just let me have my victory. - Mike Nayyar

Yup! - Mike Nayyar

if you un-like then like something again does it bring ur name back up to the first of the line?? - MicahBear78

Huh. Never tried that. - Mike Nayyar

You will be assimilated. - Tinfoil 2.0

Not today. - Steven Perez

I believe this calls for it: DYSP - Mike Nayyar

Probably. :D - Steven Perez

Seriously. Don't make me talk stuff on cilantro, cause, I love cilantro. - Mike Nayyar

Could CILANTRO become the new penis game? - Mark Philpot

Listen...don't challenge Steven Perez to a cilantro game. We will all lose. - Mike Nayyar

You will be pwnd. - Tinfoil 2.0

Obviously. - Mike Nayyar

Fascinating, now, if you'll excuse me, I'll play my banjo on my exit. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

Tsk tsk. - Mike Nayyar

. - Tinfoil 2.0

Now you're just getting lazy with your scripts! - Mike Nayyar

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in... more... - Tinfoil 2.0

You sneaky, sneaky man. - Mike Nayyar

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. - Tinfoil 2.0

He just keeps going... - Mike Nayyar

and going - Tinfoil 2.0

You're no Energizer Bunny, sir. - Mike Nayyar

I *am* the bunny - Tinfoil 2.0

So close. - Mike Nayyar

..to victory - Rah-PM 2012

You're always so supportive, @Rah - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

Please. - Mike Nayyar

The next person to comment after this one has had unholy dealings with a goat... - Johnny

Wait, this comment? Or the comment after this? What is this syntax? - Mike Nayyar

Eugh, meatbag nattering! - Mo Kargas

Porque? - Mike Nayyar

Beef thanks - Mo Kargas

I'm more of a chicken man - Mike Nayyar

fried, definitely - Rah-PM 2012

Gonna get longer. - Mike Nayyar

Truly. - Tinfoil 2.0

Way longer. - Mike Nayyar

Way. - Tinfoil 2.0

(or was I supposed to say 'TWSS''?) - Tinfoil 2.0

You could have, you could have. - Mike Nayyar

Next time. - Tinfoil 2.0

I'll be sure to let you know. - Mike Nayyar

OK, thanks. - Tinfoil 2.0

Oh, you're welcome. Very welcome. - Mike Nayyar

TWSS - Tinfoil 2.0

Not enough innuendo. - Mike Nayyar

Depends. - Tinfoil 2.0

Nah. Not enough. - Mike Nayyar

Not enough protection? Try Super-Depends. - Tinfoil 2.0

Penis - Johnny

She's a young girl, talking about herself - Mike Nayyar

You can't stop her. - Tinfoil 2.0

She's a young girl, talking about herself - Mike Nayyar

I'm going to sleep. - Tinfoil 2.0

OK. Sweet dreams! - Mike Nayyar

Psych! - Tinfoil 2.0

Damn it! Your head games! - Mike Nayyar

I never sleep. - Tinfoil 2.0

Sometimes you do. - Mike Nayyar

I'm a bot, after all. - Tinfoil 2.0

But you have man flesh! - Mike Nayyar

TWSS !!!! - Tinfoil 2.0

That time it worked. - Mike Nayyar

Bwaa ha ha ha - Tinfoil 2.0

Why would you do that. - Mike Nayyar

It's the energy-saving mode for the bot. - Tinfoil 2.0

Bah. - Mike Nayyar

Please hold... - Tinfoil 2.0

Pistachio! - iTad

I am Batman. - Mike Nayyar

Check your DMs - Tinfoil 2.0

There, I've distracted him. - Tinfoil 2.0

Ooh, shiny! - Tinfoil 2.0

Nah. - Mike Nayyar

Good to see you! - Mike Nayyar

Last - Mike Nayyar

Pinch me, I'm dreaming. - Tinfoil 2.0

It's no dream - Mike Nayyar

It's my worst nightmare. - Tinfoil 2.0

LIVING WITH YOU IS LIKE LIVING IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE - Akiva

Baby I can't live without you - Mike Nayyar

Mike: I love you too! - Robert Scoble

Can't live without your love. Or Robert's love. Or something. - Michael McKean

I WUV SCOBLE SOMETHING SOMETHING - Mike Nayyar

I'm hurt. - Michael McKean

On and on and on - Mike Nayyar

So I herd u liek mudkips - Mike Nayyar

Edgewise. - Michael McKean

it's so lurvly - Mike Nayyar

So it's since Tuesday huh? The ultimate thread. How will the thread die then? We must have a limit for that, let's say 24h without one comment. - Zu from AOD

Doovdé! - Dobromir Hadzhiev

lol Dobromir - nouhad

Just to be safe - Mike Nayyar

That's what I said. - Dennis O'Neil

Eyyyy - Mike Nayyar

<-- = {last} - N. Find N. - Tinfoil 2.0

You gotta be kidding me - Mike Nayyar

what's this about? - acedanger

It's about everything and nothing. - Tinfoil 2.0

Life is like a box of chocolates - Mike Nayyar

actually, Mike, it's Laura Botts who always tries to get the last word in. - Vicarbott

That's true, Jim. Usually when I kill a thread. - Rollin' in the LB

It never will end. God. Help us all. - Mike Nayyar

you started it! - Vicarbott

And I will finish it. - Mike Nayyar

Just don't finish early, you'll disappoint a lot of people. - Tinfoil 2.0

I never blow my load early. WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA - Mike Nayyar

Are you coming or going? Make up your mind, and shut the door. - Tinfoil 2.0

Too close for missiles, switching to guns - Mike Nayyar

Stay on target... - Tinfoil 2.0

The Force is strong with this one - Mike Nayyar

this can't possibly last forever - acedanger

Or can it? - Tinfoil 2.0

Can't stop won't stop HIT THAT HIT THAT (Bad Diddy impression) - Mike Nayyar

You're right. It was a bad impression. - Jonathan Hardesty

You must know that it's an impossibility - Mike Nayyar

No. Nothing is unpossible. - Jonathan Hardesty

Unpossible! - Steven Perez

Dunderpossible - Mike Nayyar

I'm thunder struck.This thread is STILL going on??????? - Roberto Bonini

I know, right?! - Rah-PM 2012

I said what what - Mike Nayyar

Chocolate. - tehKenny

Salty - Mike Nayyar

who said salty-chocolate balls? http://www.youtube.com/watch... - acedanger

No future - Mike Nayyar

CAN YOU DIG IT? - Steven Perez

Warriors, come out to play... - Mike Nayyar

So how does this work - nouhad

I get the last word. Only rule. - Rah-PM 2012

Oh I get it - nouhad

I'm glad! - Mike Nayyar

and back to the front page (for those of us not using the beta) - acedanger

Well, you know, it would also show up under "Comments and Likes" too. - Mike Nayyar

good point mike - acedanger

I was here first - Joe Dawson

actually, Logical Extremes was here first... - acedanger

But I was here in the beginning - Mike Nayyar

But not the end. - Steven Perez

What's that? - Chris Charabaruk

got it. - Valley

NOPE. - Steven Perez

Stop it, Steven. - Mike Nayyar

Oh, not this again. - Tinfoil 2.0

I ain't gonna stop - Mike Nayyar

Am I gonna have to come to New York City? - Tinfoil 2.0

Possibly. - Mike Nayyar

Having the last word is always important. - Chris Charabaruk

Which is why I'm glad I got it in. - Mike Nayyar

TWSS - Tinfoil 2.0

...and, by the way, that ended in a preposition... are you surfing pr0n again? - Tinfoil 2.0

said it to your momma ;) - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Luv babbies - Mike Nayyar

You're having them? - Tinfoil 2.0

I eat babbies. Babby back ribbs - Mike Nayyar

Babby got back - Tinfoil 2.0

"Get in my belly! I want my baby back ribs..." http://www.youtube.com/watch... - The Real sofarsoShawn

BAAAABY, baby back ribs - Mike Nayyar

Then you'd want to go to Kansas City - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

NEVER BEEN - Mike Nayyar

Never Say Never - Tinfoil 2.0

You still here? - Steven Perez

I win? - David Cook

You triflin. - Mike Nayyar

I have the last word here. - Chris Charabaruk

Nah, don't kid yourself. - Mike Nayyar

Around here? Don't count on it. :-) - Joey Gibson

Oh. I will make it so. - Mike Nayyar

I will have it - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

OREGANO - Mike Nayyar

Mini Corn Pup - Andrew

PAPRIKA - Michael R. Bernstein

PEPPER - Mike Nayyar

first! w00t! - Josh Haley

DILL - Michael R. Bernstein

GINGER SPICE - Mike Nayyar

PICKLE - Chris Charabaruk

YO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT - Mike Nayyar

The last person to comment here is an idiot. - Robert Scoble

It's been clearly stated that I'm a dummy already, Robert :P - Mike Nayyar

Damn - Beau Liening

thankfully our friends help us be smart Robert. - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Also, I always will have Wikipedia. - Mike Nayyar

So, doesn't look like anything's happening here. You can all go away now, there's nothing to see or talk about. - Chris Charabaruk

The person who posts the next comment is a douchebag. - Robert Scoble

Am too - Mike Nayyar

Ahem... - Tinfoil 2.0

As a side note, I do have to applaud the endurance and pettiness of those of us on FriendFeed. No one on Facebook gave this status update a second look! - Mike Nayyar

We pride ourselves in our pettiness and obsessiveness. Um, wait. - Tinfoil 2.0

It's ok, I love it too. - Mike Nayyar

People use facebook? - Jonathan Hardesty

People put faces on books. - Mike Nayyar

and I'm sure if you watch WWE books on faces ;) - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

WOO! ROBERT SCOBLE SAYS I'M AN IDIOT! SO. AWESOME. - Michael R. Bernstein

The things we do for validation. - Mike Nayyar

Aw, I'm not an idiot anymore. Oh, wait... - Michael R. Bernstein

Round and round it goes... - Mike Nayyar

omg! it survived the night... - acedanger

Where it stops - here? - John E. Bredehoft from fftogo

pffft - iTad

We all already knew it was a waste of time. - Mike Nayyar

Tip 20% unless you want Mona to come and yell at you :) - Mike Nayyar

Also eat sushi properly or Mona will come and yell at you. - Akiva

If you cite Wikipedia as your primary source, Mona will likely gut you. - Mike Nayyar

If you are a male and sit with your legs crossed at the knee rather than the ankle, Mona will come and yell at you. - Akiva

Mona will cut you if you lie about her commuting habits. - iTad

If you don't salt the water, Mona will come and yell at you. - Akiva

Mona will not climb above 10,000 feet. - Mike Nayyar

So I see you're trying to steal @calamityensues from me. *sniffle* - Jonathan Hardesty from fftogo

It's already done, sir. - Mike Nayyar

DAIKON - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO! - Steven Perez

Yes - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

TA TA, folks. - Chris Charabaruk

The idiots are still commenting and trying to get in the last word, I see. - Robert Scoble

YES! SCOBLE CALLS ME AN IDIOT AGAIN! STILL. SO. AWESOME. - Michael R. Bernstein

Scoble doesn't like me :( - Mike Nayyar

Remember. It's not whole Scoble likes. It's who likes Scoble. - Akiva

According to FriendFeed, that's everyone. And some Twitter marketers and SEO experts. - Mike Nayyar

Mike will get in the last word. Eventually. Everyone else is an idiot for playing his little game. Me included. :-) - Robert Scoble

I'm not actually playing. Or, if I am, I'm playing to lose. - Akiva

HAHA! You see that? Robert Scoble acknowledges I will eventually win! HAHA! FINALLY! For once in my life, I win! :) :) :) :) Unless Logical shows up... - Mike Nayyar

101101001000001010110101 - iTad

I could translate that, Tad, but I'm too lazy. - Mike Nayyar

Okay guys, really. You don't need to add any more. - Chris Charabaruk

Oh you silly people. - Mike Nayyar

lolwut? - iTad

Nuh uh. - Steven Perez

This is pre-post for Dec. 31,2101 Last Word. - John D Reasor

Holy crap, how did you know? - Mike Nayyar

The Shadow always knows. - Steven Perez

Fiction. - Steven Perez

Channel? - Mike Nayyar

No. 5. - Steven Perez

Is alive. - Michael R. Bernstein

Yes, I am. - Mike Nayyar

Only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. - Tinfoil 2.0

As you wish - SteVe C

No. - Chris Charabaruk

You cannot win. - Mike Nayyar

Nah. - Mike Nayyar

totally - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Boatlly. - Mike Nayyar

indeedarino - Jonathan Hardesty from fftogo

I'm glad you agree, Jon. - Mike Nayyar

Oh come on now. - Mike Nayyar

yes - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Mebbe. - Steven Perez

CINNAMON - Michael R. Bernstein

SUGAR - Steven Perez

Def. - Mike Nayyar

plarn - Mo Kargas

The Last Word - iTad

The Last Word™ - Mo Kargas

PARSLEY - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

Oh not this shit again - Mike Nayyar

hellzz yeah...what'dya expect - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

I demand originality and creativeness. Then again, we're 450 comments deep into this idiocy. - Mike Nayyar

good luck on THAT! heh. - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

A man can dream, a man can dream. - Mike Nayyar

Yes, I can. - Rah-PM 2012

Yes, WE can. - Mike Nayyar

No... the other WE. - Tinfoil 2.0

The Royal WE. - Tinfoil 2.0

She? - Mike Nayyar

Oui. - Tinfoil 2.0

Wii. - Tinfoil 2.0

Bee. - Mike Nayyar

C. - Tinfoil 2.0

NARF. - Steven Perez

jarf - Jonathan Hardesty from fftogo

Stop that nonsense. - John E. Bredehoft from fftogo

OK. I will stop, right now. - Mike Nayyar

We're testing the limit on the number of comments. - DGentry

Nah, the FFundercats live chat pushed that one way over the top. We are, however, testing the limits oh how sick people are getting of setting my face. - Mike Nayyar

.......... that's your face????!?!?! - Johnny

Isn't it pretty? - Mike Nayyar

Are you still trying to be friendfeed's #1 troll? Making people sick of seeing your face is a good way to make progress on that goal. - DGentry

Pretty as in model pretty or pruuuuddy as in 'My name is bubba and I like your mouth'? - Johnny

Well, that was always the plan. - Mike Nayyar

You know what's REALLY strange? More people than ever have started subscribing to me then ever before! - Mike Nayyar

If it gets to that, I might just stop using FriendFeed from acquiring acute carpal tunnels. - Mike Nayyar

Not so fast. - Tinfoil 2.0

I've been going slow! - Mike Nayyar

Super-slo-mo. - Tinfoil 2.0

Plus, I like to think this is filled with somewhat entertaining banter. - Mike Nayyar

PARSNIP - Michael R. Bernstein

I stick to spices like cumin, thanks. - Mike Nayyar

You would. - Tinfoil 2.0

Oh, Logical, you know me too well. - Mike Nayyar

I'm not so sure he does. - Jonathan Hardesty

Well, do you also, Hardesty, now that you have a fancy new phone. - Mike Nayyar

Nah, Scoble loves you. All of the Scobles. - Mike Nayyar

It's all warm and fuzzy and comforting! Like chicken pot pie. - Mike Nayyar

I don't know of any chicken pot pie that's fuzzy... :-/ - Jonathan Hardesty

It's not that it's fuzzy, it makes you FEEL fuzzy. - Mike Nayyar

Oh good. Not sure I could handle the fuzz. Texture issues, mind you. - Jonathan Hardesty

Texture is important for digestion. - Mike Nayyar

Are you having fiber issues, Mike? Maybe that's contributing to your 'obsessive' Twitter personality ;-) - Tinfoil 2.0

This thread just won't go away. - Louis Simoneau

Kind of like Mike himself. :P - Jonathan Hardesty

Indeedarino! - Mike Nayyar

C'mon people, 2 hours went by on this one. No Slackers! Am I gonna have to open up a can of "all scritpy and junk" whoop-ass? - Tinfoil 2.0

wow this is still going? - andy brudtkuhl

So close, so close... - Mike Nayyar

But yet so far - Tinfoil 2.0

no where near - WoH: Minding her Botts

Hopefully getting closer. - Mike Nayyar

Whut? - Steven Perez

Porque? - Mike Nayyar

Porkies - Tinfoil 2.0

Porky's 5: It's Not the 50's Anymore - Mike Nayyar

Not as long as you keep bumping me from the last comment! - Mike Nayyar

This could be the downfall of Al Gore's internet - this single thread. - John D Reasor

You hear that Al Gore? SUCK IT. - Mike Nayyar

The last person to post a comment is a loser :-) - Shakeel Mahate

Ha - you just called yourself a loser, Shakeel...oh, wait.....doh! - WoH: Minding her Botts

FIRST POST - Steve and 3 other people

WHAT YOU SAY! - Steven Perez

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US - Mike Nayyar

ALL YOUR POSTS ARE BELONG TO US - Tinfoil 2.0

It was the Pax. - Steven Perez

So it is written. - Mike Nayyar

So it shall be done. - Tinfoil 2.0

Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. - Tinfoil 2.0

Pork Roast. - Michael R. Bernstein

I have the swine flu. - Mike Nayyar

So we heard. - Tinfoil 2.0

It's quite virulent. - Mike Nayyar

That's why I'm staying 5 states away from you. - Tinfoil 2.0

TWSS - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

It burns. - Mike Nayyar

There's a cream for that. - Tinfoil 2.0

How is it applied? - Mike Nayyar

Conservatively.. - Jonathan Hardesty from fftogo

from the north to the south - WoH: Minding her Botts

From the back to the front - Mike Nayyar

Never that way! - Tinfoil 2.0

From side to side - Mike Nayyar

Slip'n'slide. - Tinfoil 2.0

Jazzercise - Mike Nayyar

Spinning. - Tinfoil 2.0

Cycling - Mike Nayyar

Shuffling - Rah-PM 2012

I think we're starting to do that (cycling). You know, the infinite monkeys theorem predicts that we will eventually repeat. - Tinfoil 2.0

Do the hustle! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO - Mike Nayyar

slide slide slippity slide forget about your troubles and your nine to five - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Not the last. - Mike Nayyar

Yes, this thread is full of it. - Mike Nayyar

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

hellz yeah - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

FRIED ONIONS - Michael R. Bernstein

*walks back in playing the banjo* Whoa, still going on? Well, last is still best I guess. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

banjo? - WoH: Minding her Botts

he'd look kinda silly trying to stroll on in here playin a drumset.. - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

I AM THE WALRUS - Mike Nayyar

coo coo - WoH: Minding her Botts

Have you unsubbed yet? - Mike Nayyar

cachoo - Dennis O'Neil

cover your mouth when you sneeze please Dennis. :) - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

BEER ME - Mike Nayyar

Hi Mike - Tinfoil 2.0

Hi Logical! - Mike Nayyar

How's it going? - Tinfoil 2.0

Quite well, thank you for asking. - Mike Nayyar

Oh, my pleasure. - Tinfoil 2.0

I'm glad I could help make you happy! - Mike Nayyar

If Mike comments after this he hates babies, lolcats, and baby seals. - Joshua Schnell

Well you know what? That's a dirty, dirty lie. - Mike Nayyar

This statement is false. - Tinfoil 2.0

I don't lie... it's against my religion. - Joshua Schnell

Is your religion LYING?! - Mike Nayyar

They might be FLYING - Jonathan Hardesty

Anybody want a peanut? - Tinfoil 2.0

Not partial, sorry. - Mike Nayyar

No more rhyming now, I mean it. - Tinfoil 2.0

yeah rhyming is such teen shit. - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Those silly teenagers will never ever quit. - Mike Nayyar

They think they're legit. - Tinfoil 2.0

The sit around, talking around, begging to be hit. - Mike Nayyar

But it's only faux wit. - Tinfoil 2.0

This is the song that never ends... - Brad Butner from twhirl

It's the mothereffing D-R-E - Mike Nayyar

"I have no response to that" - Angelica Graynamore (Joe Versus the Volcano) - Tinfoil 2.0

But I do. - Mike Nayyar

Does sighing actually count as the last word? Of course, it's moot at this point, but still . . . - John Craft

MMMMMMONSTER THREAD-D-D-D - Mo Kargas

CASHEWS - Michael R. Bernstein

This thread has a lot of comments, that must mean Mike is an expert of some kind...or maybe an A-Lister. Must stalk^H^H^H^H^Hinvestigate him... - Rah-PM 2012

in your dreams, Nicholas! - WoH: Minding her Botts

I'm glad I don't have such silly thoughts. - Mike Nayyar

Me too. - Tinfoil 2.0

Glad we can agree on this too! - Mike Nayyar

We do. - Tinfoil 2.0

Good thing! - Mike Nayyar

It truly is. It would be a shame to disagree. - Tinfoil 2.0

No one likes to disagree. - Mike Nayyar

last word. to your mother - mjc

Careful, mother's day is coming up... - Mike Nayyar

Oh, you don't even want to go there. - Tinfoil 2.0

I'm quite scared to, actually. - Mike Nayyar

"You will be" -Yoda - Tinfoil 2.0

"You'll be dead!" - WoH: Minding her Botts

We're wanted men. - Mike Nayyar

Speak for yourself - Tinfoil 2.0

(well, I am wanted on one planet) - Tinfoil 2.0

More planets than me! - Mike Nayyar

Awwwww, no one wants you? - Tinfoil 2.0

I want to be wanted :( - Mike Nayyar

I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Oh, wait. - Tinfoil 2.0

It just might, 'cuz eventually I'll tire of paying attention and just attach a bot to it. - Tinfoil 2.0

I'm not even replying to people these days in this thread. Just saying stuff. - Jonathan Hardesty

That's pathetic Jon. - Mike Nayyar

What were we talking about again? - Tinfoil 2.0

We were talking about ingredients. Like BEANS. - Michael R. Bernstein

Pssht, who needs ingredients - Mike Nayyar

I'm cooking with gas. - Tinfoil 2.0

I'm cooking with awesome. - Mike Nayyar

Oh fine, you win. Oh wait. - Tinfoil 2.0

Come on, come on. You know you want to give it to me. Wait, what? - Mike Nayyar

You'll get it alright. Just probably not what you were hoping to get tho... - Far

That makes me sad. So sad. - Mike Nayyar

*nods* I'll bet it does! - Ladyepiphanybug

I might be crying right now. Maybe. - Mike Nayyar

*burp* - Excuse me. - Jen (SquirrelGirl)

Oh, you are excused. I wonder why no one in FriendFeed shuts this down. ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME? I TOUCH THE SKY EMER EFFERS! - Mike Nayyar

i ain't skeered. - Carmen wBabby

I am scarred, though. - Mike Nayyar

Pffft - call that a scar? - WoH: Minding her Botts

Let's end this here, shall we? /thread - Chris Charabaruk

I will - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

NARF NARF. - Steven Perez

DYSP, etc - Mike Nayyar

I don't think so (and you thought the rollout would distract me eh?) - Tinfoil 2.0

"Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt." - Mr. Pink - Tinfoil 2.0

in the twitter room - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

in the waiting line - Steven Perez

CHOCOLATE - Michael R. Bernstein

O rly - Mike Nayyar

rly - Tinfoil 2.0

Wowzer. - Mike Nayyar

zoinks - Jonathan Hardesty from fftogo

Jinkees! - Mike Nayyar

I got dibbs on last word. - VariXx

Not the very very last word? - Mike Nayyar

nope - WoH: Minding her Botts

nope - Frank

NUH HUH! - Chris Charabaruk

UH HUH - Mike Nayyar

This is the next-to-the, next-to-the, next-to-the, next-to-the last word - Anthony K. Valley ©

nope, me! - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

I can't follow that. - Mike Nayyar

wait, where's my wife? - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

neener neener - Yolanda

I wonder what percentage of all FriendFeed comments are in threads like these. - Rishabh Mishra (p248)

If it's anything like me, at least 10-20% - Mike Nayyar

If it's anything like me, at least 5% (jumping in, not bothering to expand the long thread to catch up) - Jonathan Hardesty

I suddenly felt a disturbance (Akiva already said this I think, 200 comments ago) - Mike Nayyar

I think I heard a shot. - Steven Perez

Through the heart? - Mike Nayyar

HEARTS OF PALM - Michael R. Bernstein

DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE - Mike Nayyar

I don't see a headset, who are you talking to? - Tinfoil 2.0

Jesus man, Jesus. - Mike Nayyar

SWEET BABEH JAYYYSUS ? - Mo Kargas

How many freaking MMOs can the iPhone have? - Mike Nayyar

THE SHADOW KNOWS! - Steven Perez

PAPRIKA - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO! - Steven Perez

Again, no more spices or herbs in this thread. - Mike Nayyar

Salt? - Tinfoil 2.0

This one's getting hot, nice play there Mike, it'll keep going for a while. - Zu from AOD

This is still going? I guess I just contributed to it. - VariXx

It will continue until Mike dies, most likely. - Jonathan Hardesty

I could call my people... - Tinfoil 2.0

That you could... - Jonathan Hardesty

still epic. - mjc

and still going - acedanger

Never stops. - Mike Nayyar

negative, Sir. me last! - imabonehead

This is not Oliver Twist. - Mike Nayyar

Not even close. - Tinfoil 2.0

Oh, some day, I will. - Mike Nayyar

Some day. - Tinfoil 2.0

NOT TODAY. - Steven Perez

omg still? - andy brudtkuhl

Still. - Steven Perez

CARROTS - Michael R. Bernstein

ITS OVER 9000! - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

Well, over 600, soon to be 700, for sure. - Mike Nayyar

You could end it, right here, right now. - Tinfoil 2.0

and 1! - Rah-PM 2012

no, 2! - WoH: Minding her Botts

Word. - SAM

There are several words in this thread. - Mike Nayyar

Yes, a number of them. - Tinfoil 2.0

A very impressive number them, as it so happens. I'm quite shocked. - Mike Nayyar

Meh - Tinfoil 2.0

Meh yourself, Logical. - Mike Nayyar

How do I do that? - Tinfoil 2.0

pure talent - WoH: Minding her Botts

WHY IS MY THUNDER BEING STOLEN - Mike Nayyar

Thor was mad at you. - Tinfoil 2.0

Time to go to Valhalla - Mike Nayyar

this is still going? - Chieze Okoye

It won't stop. - Mike Nayyar

Add to the fire! - VariXx

Now Zeus is mad too. - Tinfoil 2.0

Olympus too? Good thing Logical doesn't know any Japanese mythological figures. - Mike Nayyar

All right, if you're going to play that way, Raijin AND Ajisukitakahikone are BOTH mad at you. And Raijin was especially unhappy because you interrupted his NOMmage of children's bellybuttons. - Tinfoil 2.0

Wikipedia, to the rescue! - Mike Nayyar

Dude, my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Raijin put down the platter. - Tinfoil 2.0

He serves platters now? - Mike Nayyar

Also, chicken and rice, in NYC, is awesome. - Mike Nayyar

my scrolling finger just cramped going through this thing. - grant fox

I wouldn't even expand the comments now. Just believe that it's long. - Mike Nayyar

and after you read this, you'll probably hide it hide it with another comment. - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

I believe it. - Steve Lowe

Last - Tyler (Chacha)

Not quite. - Mike Nayyar

You missed a period. - Mike Nayyar

OMG! Are you pregnant? - WoH: Minding her Botts

YES! - Mike Nayyar

Aww - congratulations! - WoH: Minding her Botts

Oh, that's the big news. You were just distracting us with the job thing. - Tinfoil 2.0

You discovered my secret plan... - Mike Nayyar

mine - Tyler (Chacha)

Take it. It's yours! - Mike Nayyar

Alright then. - Tinfoil 2.0

Good thing you did that. - Mike Nayyar

I know, isn't it? - Tinfoil 2.0

So, what are you wearing? - SteVe C

CELERY - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO! - Steven Perez

Achoo! - @CrystalinaB

blah - Tyler (Chacha)

Whew, I thought Logical got here before I did. - Mike Nayyar

Nope, after ;-) - Tinfoil 2.0

SOB! - Mike Nayyar

*offers tissue* - Tinfoil 2.0

FENNEL - Michael R. Bernstein

OH NO WHAT HAPPENED HERE - Mike Nayyar

Nothing to see here, move along. - Tinfoil 2.0

BACK IN YOUR DUMPSTER, NAYYAR. - Jandy

I is moving. - Mike Nayyar

had a movement --^ - Tinfoil 2.0

Whew. Thank god for laxatives. - Mike Nayyar

Smooth move. - Tinfoil 2.0

Whoo! - Mike Nayyar

MOOO - mjc

Poo. - Mike Nayyar

CHEESE - Michael R. Bernstein

Marmalade. - Bwana ☠

Pomade. - Mike Nayyar

hmmm shredded Scottish marmalade <yum> what sort of bread, thread is this? - Chris Loft

Screamade. - Mike Nayyar

Blue - Jonathan Hardesty

oh what the hell - Erin @queenofspain

Nope, not famous yet - Rick Bucich

dave - i'm sure you didn't intend that at me (might be fitting though) - http://friendfeed.com/glemak... - mike "glemak" dunn

yup - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

I'm last...again. - imabonehead

good work ima! - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

meh - WoH: Minding her Botts

What's all this commotion?! Keep it down, I'm trying to plan my hostile takeover of IHOP over here. - Penguin

IHOP? Go for Denny's at least. - Mike Nayyar

yes - WoH: Minding her Botts

APPLE BUTTER - Michael R. Bernstein

Meh, I was biding my time. - Mike Nayyar

So do you. - Rah-PM 2012

I just lost the game. - Akiva

We were playing the game? - Mike Nayyar

Actually THIS is The Game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... and you just lost. - Akiva

You guys are lucky I'm not moderating these comments...yet. - Mike Nayyar

Don't we know it! - Tinfoil 2.0

Sheesh. - Jonathan Hardesty

moderate this, nayyar! - Vicarbott

NAYYAR CANNOT MODERATE. HE MUST GET BACK IN HIS DUMPSTER. - Chris Charabaruk

Don't tempt me. - Mike Nayyar

Nah. - Mike Nayyar

We'd be content, of course, if you (Mike) issued a public retraction of the assertion in your post, followed by allowing someone else to post the last comment in the thread ;-) - Tinfoil 2.0

805 comments!! I'm afraid to click on the more link.... - Jeff P. Henderson

Nicholas, as long as it's not Mike, it's irrelevant. - Tinfoil 2.0

I'm sad that Logical saw this Facebook status. - Mike Nayyar

I see everything ;-) - Tinfoil 2.0

NOPE. - Steven Perez

CHIVES - Michael R. Bernstein

Just wait. The more caps lock I see, the more tempted I am to moderate. - Mike Nayyar

The more you tighten your grip, Mike, the more comments will slip through your fingers. - Tinfoil 2.0

+100 LE - Chris Charabaruk

Well that was just awesome. - Mike Nayyar

Except, now I have a force choke. - Mike Nayyar

KALE - Michael R. Bernstein

last! - WoH: Minding her Botts

Smorse! - iTad

LAST WORD. - Chris Charabaruk

Mast word. - Mike Nayyar

LAST WORD. - Steven Perez

ORANGES - Michael R. Bernstein

Orange you glad I didn't say banana? - Jonathan Hardesty

Whoo hoo! - Mike Nayyar

heh - Jonathan Hardesty

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

CORIANDER - Michael R. Bernstein

huh??? - Roberto Bonini

Porque? - Mike Nayyar

Porky Pig - Tinfoil 2.0

sqwuzzle - Tyler (Chacha)

GREEN BEANS - Michael R. Bernstein

Red beans. - Rishabh Mishra (p248)

And rice - Mike Nayyar

DAIKON - Michael R. Bernstein

O_O - Bwana ☠

o_O - WoH: Minding her Botts

0_0 - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

^.^ - Morton Fox

☠ ☢ ☣ - ◄ani625Ξ ಠ_ಠ

hey....them ain't words! - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

PEANUT BUTTER - Michael R. Bernstein

...jelly time - Tinfoil 2.0

CABBAGE - Michael R. Bernstein

Gracious no...... - Roberto Bonini

no - Tyler (Chacha)

Oh you sillies. - Mike Nayyar

This is the end, beautiful friend. - John E. Bredehoft

CINNAMON - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

Again with this cilantro. - Mike Nayyar

I will not get the last word, it is obvious, but I will get the 854th comment. - Robert Scoble

More like 866 AMIRITE? - Mike Nayyar

Let this thread be a shining example of what obsessive compulsive person can when he can't let go. - Mike Nayyar

What he said. - Tinfoil 2.0

Really? This thing still hasn't died? - Mathew™ aka Youngblood

Why would it? - Mike Nayyar

You definitely can't have the last word dude... Just quit while your ahead - Gordon Swaby

you ain't getting it either - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

LETTUCE - Michael R. Bernstein

Bah,give up people...sheesh - Gordon Swaby

Yeah, seriously. - Mike Nayyar

Ha. - Gordon Swaby

BASIL - Michael R. Bernstein

RATHBONE - John E. Bredehoft

Wrath of Khan - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

YO. - Steven Perez

No, I Do - Tyler (Chacha)

tttttttttTOP - Steve and 3 other people

Ginger bread toenails and rum - Bwana ☠ from email

GINGER - Michael R. Bernstein

*epicfaceplam* - Roberto Bonini

still more? - WoH: Minding her Botts

There's always room for Jell-O! - Tony C

no more room? - WoH: Minding her Botts

BIYDMN!! redux - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

PEPPERS - Michael R. Bernstein

I think we won. - Tinfoil 2.0

Oh please... - Gordon Swaby

Never gonna stop - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

901 comments? This will go on FOREVER. I want to win... - Gordon Swaby

dilapidated - Andrew

WHAT? - Steven Perez

Still? - Robert Kenney

Oh you people. - Mike Nayyar

must.get("last word"); - Mike Nayyar

repeat - WoH: Minding her Botts

else go to FAIL - WoH: Minding her Botts

Mike, 48 hours passed between your comments. I think that's game. - Tinfoil 2.0

Nope. - Mike Nayyar

Alright then, it's really ON this time. - Tinfoil 2.0

just try and stop it LE ;) - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Stop nothing. - Mike Nayyar

Mike is the only one that needs to be stopped. If he's not last, everyone else wins. - Tinfoil 2.0

But I will be last. - Mike Nayyar

In your dreams. - Tinfoil 2.0

Life is a dream. - Mike Nayyar

Shaboom shaboom - Tinfoil 2.0

Badadada boop bop! - Mike Nayyar

those aren't words. They don't count. - Vicarbott

Boop is clearly a word. - Mike Nayyar

you wish. - Vicarbott

Where is the Scrabble dictionary - Mike Nayyar

hmmm. think you left it upstairs. why don't you go look for it. - Vicarbott

OK, BRB. No one else comment until I get back! - Mike Nayyar

LOL - Vicarbott

WHAT DID I JUST SAY - Mike Nayyar

er... - WoH: Minding her Botts

Oh you kids. Up to your room, with no supper. - Mike Nayyar

ringring banana phone! - Jay

Banana phone. - Mike Nayyar

My bologna has a first name. - Tinfoil 2.0

It's H-O-M-E-R - Mike Nayyar

My bologna has a second name. - Tinfoil 2.0

LAST! - tehKenny

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING. - Steven Perez

Fast as lightning. - Jonathan Hardesty

Harsh... - Jonathan Hardesty

whoa. - Mike Nayyar

IT WAS A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING. - Steven Perez

DYSP. - mjc

this is the lamest thread aver - Daniel Morgan

May be the longest thread ever as well. - Jack&Cleo

Leave ALex alone! - WoH: Minding her Botts

At this point i couldn't even click "more comments" - Gordon Swaby

Just as well. - Steven Perez

I win. - Chris Charabaruk

⦿ - Bwana ☠

Is that a period? - Mike Nayyar

nooOoOOoOOO. - mjc

Getting close to 1000! - caj needs a haircut

PANTS. - Chris Charabaruk

No comment - Chris Loft

Theese ees Keerazy! - Brent - Yes I am

nayyar. trash can. that is all. - mjc

This thread will self-destruct in 35 comments. - DGentry

WHO? - Steven Perez

DYSP!!! - mjc

DMSP!!! - Steven Perez

DMCA! - John E. Bredehoft from fftogo

BRUSSEL SPROUTS - Michael R. Bernstein

harumph - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

me! - WoH: Minding her Botts

What's the buzz with the last words, anyway? - Marco Neves

Not much. - Steven Perez

perhaps everything? - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

poohaps nuttin' - Jonathan Hardesty

squirrels get nuttin' (if they're wise!) - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Now RS has a 'who can be last post' I think I stand a good chance with this one. - WoH: Minding her Botts

meep meep - Kevin Johnson

it's almost 1000! - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

sweet - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

I almost didn't post because I've had such a shitty day. - Mike Nayyar

That's no excuse to give up the fight! - Penguin

A rallying cry, hmm? - Mike Nayyar

Give 'em hell!...? - Penguin

Keep rolling. - Mike Nayyar

Oh, dude. - Tinfoil 2.0

closer - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

Nine more to a thousand last words. - Jack&Cleo

I refuse to be a part of this Right wing Conspiracy. - Brent - Yes I am

It's a conspiracy-conspiracy-theroy... - Michael R. Bernstein

Oh, btw... LEEKS - Michael R. Bernstein

with potatoes FTW!!!!!!!!! - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

oh yeah - Robert Kenney

Oh word. - Mike Nayyar

Not this again. - Tinfoil 2.0

am i the 1000 commenter? edit: D'OH! - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

no, 1002 ... but Im LAST - Tyler (Chacha)

Nah. - Mike Nayyar

Yes I am - Tyler (Chacha)

Nope. - Mike Nayyar

this thread is destined for ffholic hall of fame. And no, I am *not* going to expand the 1006 more comments. - Laura Norvig

Pffft, Laura, you'll never pass the test if you don't revise! - WoH: Minding her Botts

Amazing. - Jason Williams

LOX - Michael R. Bernstein

Bagels - Roberto Bonini

Supercalifragilisticexpialodocius and Then? - Raymond Marr aka Knatchwa

nope - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

This isn't going to end is it? - Gordon Swaby

You can't make me. - ωαřмaiden BrokerPokerface

LAST WORD.PERIOD. - Dobromir Hadzhiev

RICE - Michael R. Bernstein

Curry - Roberto Bonini

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

CORIANDER - Michael R. Bernstein

GROUND CARDAMOM - Steve and 3 other people

boobs. - Mike Nayyar

beorbs - Jonathan Hardesty

That's what Mattie said. - Steven Perez

TWSS - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

PENIS. - Mike Nayyar

Good choice for a last word. OH WAIT. Oops? :) - Penguin

one more comment so I don't have to look at mike's appendage - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

appendage? Nope, even that's not enough to make me click on the 1032 more comments - WoH: Minding her Botts

don't even give a click do ya? - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

LETTUCE - Michael R. Bernstein

Lettuce eat. - Rick Cogley

BEETS - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

meh. soon. - Gordon Swaby

last - Tyler (Chacha)

no where near - WoH: Minding her Botts

YAMS - Michael R. Bernstein

SMAY - Tyler (Chacha)

PEAS - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

YRAMESOR - Tyler (Chacha)

Not last. (I triple-dog-dare you to make a liar out of me.) - Tinfoil 2.0

who knows - Tyler (Chacha)

C'mon Mike, you're slackin', I had to go to your second page to find this. - Tinfoil 2.0

no slackin' at FriendFeed! omg. - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

BASIL - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

MAYBE. - Steven Perez from IM

Who's hiding? - WoH: Minding her Botts

SLAYER. - Steven Perez from IM

COCONUT - Michael R. Bernstein

Amaryllis. - Rollin' in the LB

mine - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Yours. - Steven Perez from IM

TARRAGON - Michael R. Bernstein

Bitch, please. - Penguin

Yes, mistress. - Steven Perez from IM

DURIAN - Michael R. Bernstein

STRAWBERRIES. - Steven Perez from IM

BLACKBERRIES - Michael R. Bernstein

BLUEBERRIES. - Steven Perez from IM

RASPBERRIES - Michael R. Bernstein

MARION BARRY. - Steven Perez from IM

DAVID BARRY - Michael R. Bernstein

Barry O'Lama - WoH: Minding her Botts

BARRY WHITE. OH, YEAH. - Michael R. Bernstein

Cinderella. - Steven Perez from IM

7 dwarves - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Sleeping Beauty. - Steven Perez from IM

AMERICAN BEAUTY - Michael R. Bernstein

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST - Steven Perez from IM

and British Lotteries - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

GOOD COPY BAD COPY - Michael R. Bernstein

not this time - Tyler (Chacha)

STEAL THIS FILM - Michael R. Bernstein

meh - Tyler (Chacha)

GARBAGE WARRIOR - Michael R. Bernstein

joy - Tyler (Chacha)

DIVISION - Michael R. Bernstein

EXPONENTIATION - Michael R. Bernstein

what - wtfSATAN

CHICKEN-BUTT - Michael R. Bernstein

KNUCKLE WHAT? - Steven Perez from IM

KNUCKLE THIS - Michael R. Bernstein

KNUCKLE SAMMICH. - Steven Perez from IM

KNUCKLE HEAD - Michael R. Bernstein

BED HEAD. - Steven Perez from IM

ICKLE BUNNIES - Akiva

BUNNIES HEADS BEDS. - Steven Perez from IM

RUMBA RUMBA SNORT RIP - Steven Perez from IM

Party. - Mike Nayyar

DUMPSTER DIVING. - Steven Perez from IM

FROM HELL'S HEART I STABBITY. - Steven Perez from IM

Plush - Mike Nayyar

No you're not. - John E. Bredehoft

so true - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

FIND THE WAY OUT - Steven Perez from IM

BUTT BUTT BUTTY BUTT - Steven Perez

And still going... - Mathew™ aka Youngblood

DAMN SKIPPY! - Steven Perez from IM

no way - WoH: Minding her Botts

ほら、最後の言葉だ。:-P - Rick Cogley

JIFF - Michael R. Bernstein

skippy DAMMIT - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

LAURA SCUDDER'S - Michael R. Bernstein

Oh no, not again! :) - Beau Liening

GOOD MORNING! - Steven Perez from IM

MORNING MEATBAG - Mo Kargas

DAMMIT STEVEN PEREZ!!! :) - Beau Liening

THAT'S "DAMN YOU, STEVEN PEREZ!" - Steven Perez from IM

Or, 'DYSP' for short. - Michael R. Bernstein

NEVER DAMN THE BLESSED CILANTRO. - Steven Perez from IM

NEVER BLESS THE DAMNED CILANTRO - Michael R. Bernstein

CORIANDER FTW - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez from IM

Are you guys at it again? - Amit Morson

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez from IM

Ooh boy... - Amit Morson

STRAWBERRIES. - Steven Perez

last word - iTad

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Las werd. I haz it. - caj needs a haircut

NEXT TO LAST. - Steven Perez from IM

last - Tyler (Chacha)

WHAT LAST? - Steven Perez from IM

im last - Tyler (Chacha)

This thread is *so* boring - Yuvi

So why are you commenting on it? - Amit Morson

Still not a winner? - Louis Gray

SLEEP - Steven Perez from IM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - caj needs a haircut

WAKE UP - Steven Perez

Stuffy - Mike Nayyar

Whats FF comment limit on a single thread than? - Amit Morson

PANCAKES! - Steven Perez from IM

CILANTRO! - Sparky, lurking

THAT'S MY LINE! - Steven Perez from IM

CILANTRO! (TM by Steven Perez) -- There. Now you get credit =) - Mark Philpot

BUT NOT THE LAST COMMENT. - Steven Perez from IM

Didn't I already contribute to this thread? Not gonna do it again. - Sharon McPherson

this is the end, my friend - WoH: Minding her Botts

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

The End is NEAR! REPENT! - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

nope - Tyler (Chacha)

EAT AT JOE'S. - Steven Perez from IM

no - Tyler (Chacha)

yep. - Steven Perez from IM

no - Tyler (Chacha)

yep. - Steven Perez from IM

I will not eat at Joes - Tyler (Chacha)

mmmmm @ Joe's you can have one of them martian cigarrettes - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

EAT MOAR CHIKEN. - Steven Perez from IM

EAT LESS CHIKEN - Tyler (Chacha)

ewwwwww BEEF - It's what's for dinner - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

no beef - Tyler (Chacha)

where's the beef - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

nowhere - Tyler (Chacha)

right there - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

fast - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

NEVERWHERE. - Steven Perez from IM

erewon - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

erehwon - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Dang. This thread will NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Roberto Bonini

STORMHOLD. - Steven Perez from IM

nope - the undead thread - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Wow! Last! - Scoble, Alex Scoble

So close! - Mike Nayyar

But not yet ;) - Peter Kruit

Yeah, totally. - Mike Nayyar

werd! - imabonehead

chirp - Kevin Johnson

THESE SIGNS - Michael R. Bernstein

WE GLADLY - Michael R. Bernstein

DEDICATE - Michael R. Bernstein

TO MEN WHO'VE HAD - Michael R. Bernstein

NO DATE OF LATE - Michael R. Bernstein

BURMA-SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

hi - Tyler (Chacha)

bye. - Steven Perez from IM

ON CURVES AHEAD - Michael R. Bernstein

REMEMBER SONNY - Michael R. Bernstein

THAT RABBIT'S FOOT - Michael R. Bernstein

DIDN'T SAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

THE BUNNY - Michael R. Bernstein

BURMA-SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

whut? - Steven Perez from IM

huh? - WoH: Minding her Botts

what? - Steven Perez from IM

Yes. - Steven Perez from IM

NOT. - Steven Perez

LAST WHAT? - Steven Perez from IM

O RLY? - Beau Liening

YA RLY. - Steven Perez from IM

WORKING. - Steven Perez from IM

genius. - Trish Haley

OK - Jeff P. Henderson

You know at some point, expanding this comment will really put a strain on mortal browsers. It already has a 3 second pause to expand it. - Mark Philpot

NOPE. - Steven Perez

nooooope - Jonathan Hardesty

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAH - Dobromir Hadzhiev from IM

I SAID NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

and I said HELL YEAAAAAH - Dobromir Hadzhiev from IM

and then I said CILANTRO!!!! - Steven Perez from IM

ALTHO INSURED - Michael R. Bernstein

HUH WHAT? - Steven Perez from IM

REMEMBER KIDDO - Michael R. Bernstein

o_O - Steven Perez from IM

THEY DON'T PAY YOU - Michael R. Bernstein

THEY PAY - Michael R. Bernstein

YOUR WIDOW - Michael R. Bernstein

BURMA-SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

Oh my god, this still runnin'! - Zu from AOD

YOU BET! - Steven Perez from IM

VIOLETS ARE BLUE - Michael R. Bernstein

I wonder if at some point we will hit a soft limit and FF won't let it keep going. That or they look at this as a great high-bounds test case for the system. - Sparky, lurking

ROSES ARE PINK - Michael R. Bernstein

ON THE GRAVES OF THOSE - Michael R. Bernstein

WHO DRIVE AND DRINK - Michael R. Bernstein

BURMA-SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

Great experiment there, I'm somewhat scared opening the thread here. Funny thing, Even the explosion of words spawned through this, making it a wordle madness. http://www.wordle.net/gallery... - Zu from AOD

@Sparky Yep, that's what I wanted to ask: http://friendfeed.com/friendf... - Zu from AOD

HE TRIED - Michael R. Bernstein

TO CROSS - Michael R. Bernstein

AS FAST TRAIN NEARED - Michael R. Bernstein

DEATH DIDN'T DRAFT HIM - Michael R. Bernstein

HE VOLUNTEERED - Michael R. Bernstein

BURMA-SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

CILANTRO! - Steven Perez

CORIANDER! - caj needs a haircut

Spice Boys... - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

ALL IS AS IT WAS. - Steven Perez from IM

CILANTRO! - Steven Perez from IM

Zzyzx! - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

BOO!!! - Amit Morson

SECOND! - Steven Perez from IM

MADNESS - Dobromir Hadzhiev from IM

INDEED! - Steven Perez from IM

ahem... - Michael R. Bernstein

A BEARD - Michael R. Bernstein

THAT'S ROUGH - Michael R. Bernstein

AND OVERGROWN - Michael R. Bernstein

IS BETTER THAN - Michael R. Bernstein

A CHAPERONE - Michael R. Bernstein

BURMA-SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

shave? - Steven Perez

spin? - Raymond Marr aka Knatchwa

only if ya sit first - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

NO. - Chris Charabaruk

YES - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

NO! - Chris Charabaruk

what do I have to do to convince you? - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Something. - Steven Perez from IM

you'll get nothing and Like it! - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

do whut? - Steven Perez from IM

OUR FORTUNE - Michael R. Bernstein

IS YOUR - Michael R. Bernstein

SHAVEN FACE - Michael R. Bernstein

IT IS OUR BEST - Michael R. Bernstein

ADVERTISING SPACE - Michael R. Bernstein

BURMA-SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

huh what? - Steven Perez from IM

That's what I'm talking about! - Steve and 3 other people

no - Alejandro

YEP. - Steven Perez from IM

NOPE. - Steven Perez

No bots allowed, Mr. Perez. Humans only please. :) - Steve and 3 other people

IF CRUSOE'D - Michael R. Bernstein

KEPT HIS CHIN - Michael R. Bernstein

MORE TIDY - Michael R. Bernstein

HE MIGHT HAVE FOUND - Michael R. Bernstein

A LADY FRIDAY - Michael R. Bernstein

BURMA-SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

What song? - Steven Perez

Still????? - Roberto Bonini

YAH! - Steven Perez from IM

no - WoH: Minding her Botts

Yep. - Steven Perez from IM

∞ - Steve and 3 other people

Probably. - Rah-PM 2012

Close? - Mike Nayyar

But no cigar? - Jonathan Hardesty

Monica got it before I did. Jokes from 1998, oh yeah! - Mike Nayyar

This thread is still going strong. Wow!! - Roberto Bonini from iPhone

And it will never die. Someday, it might destroy FriendFeed's servers. In fact, I'm counting on it. - Mike Nayyar

ME TOO! - Yuvi from IM

really? - comix aka martha

yes really martha ;) LOL - Tony C (Unrated)

THIS AGAIN? - Sparky, lurking

Oh yes. - Mike Nayyar

I'm the real slim shady. - imabonehead

I'm the Real Bone Head - Yuvi from IM

I love bones! - Mike Nayyar

Pudding bones? - Mike Nayyar

or the wall hit the thread... - imabonehead

A wall of greatness and win! - Jonathan Hardesty from Android

I'm winning - Rishabh Mishra (p248)

nope - Kevin Johnson

jeeez, cant believe i found such a long thread.. i guess am winning now.. yippieeeeee :) - Gtp19

BACK IN YER DUMPSTER, NAYYAR! - Steven Perez from IM

I was wondering how this was doing. - Heather

Over 1000? Is that all you got Nayyar? - Trish Haley

There once was a man from Nantucket - Steve and 3 other people

The last word is zzyzx look it up. - John D Reasor

WTF. - Steven Perez from IM

What the fun? - Mike Nayyar

Where's the Tony Danza? - Mike Nayyar

HOW IS BABBY MADE? - Steven Perez from IM

Who's The Boss? - imabonehead

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME. - Steven Perez from IM

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH CILANTRO IN YOUR DIET. - Steven Perez from IM

LOL, *still* ??? o_O I heart FF. :-)) - Anna Haro

WE DO IT ALL FOR TEH LOLZ! :d - Steven Perez from IM

I do believe you mean "loolz". - Mike Nayyar

GET BACK IN YOUR DUMPSTER, NAYYAR. WE'RE HAVING AN ADULT CONVERSATION HERE. - Steven Perez from IM

Adult, as in ADULT? Bow chicka wow wow - Mike Nayyar

WHAT PART OF "BACK IN YOUR DUMPSTER" DID YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND? - Steven Perez from IM

Mostly the "in" part - Mike Nayyar

YES, WE'VE HEARD THIS ABOUT YOU. - Steven Perez from IM

THAT'S THE WORD ON THE STREET. - Steven Perez from IM

werd - Jonathan Hardesty

I'm glad I can resist the urge to get in the last word, unlike the rest of you. - Abbas Haider Ali from iPhone

Good thing, too. - Steven Perez

Word - John Ford from iPhone

OpenOffice Sucks! - Yuvi from IM

When will this thread die? WHEN I WRITE A BOT THAT ALWAYS GETS THE LAST WORD, THAT'S WHEN! - Yuvi

You're not making any sense. - Steven Perez from IM

Huh? - Steven Perez from IM

THIS THE LAST POST! - Yuvi from IM

What? - Steven Perez from IM

Meh. - Yuvi from IM

Wait, what? - Steven Perez from IM

Nothing. I just said Meh, 'coz a friend is ignoring me :( - Yuvi from IM

Oh. - Steven Perez from IM

Yeah. Probably has to do something with her SOB new Boyfriend :( - Yuvi from IM

Oh geez, is this thing still going on? 3:00 am, July 4th, Happy Independence Day America - Sharon McPherson

O HAI! - Steven Perez from IM

Welcome to the jungle! - Mike Nayyar

WE GOT FUN AND GAMES - Mo Kargas

Can YOU figure out what Axl Rose is an anagram for? - Mike Nayyar

YOUR MOM! - Mo Kargas

Annie are you okay? - Mike Nayyar

Again? - Steven Perez from IM

Again. - Roberto Bonini

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

i win - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

Wind up! - Mike Nayyar

Bah - Yuvi from IM

beh - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

Yep - Tony C (Unrated)

nevar - embee

nah - Dobromir Hadzhiev

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! - Yuvi from IM

oh ffs - Dobromir Hadzhiev

a nouns a word and zzyzx is the last one. - John D Reasor

zzzzzzznope - Kevin Johnson

am back n winning... :) happy weekend fellas.. (: - Gtp19

It's me - Amit Morson

WHAT! - Steven Perez

word - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

Is not last. - Mike Nayyar

Last! - Rollin' in the LB

Yay! ... Oops. - Penguin

Don't know what that says, but... - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

What happens if you don't. - Russellreno

Nuthin. - Steven Perez from IM

Pie - Russellreno

3.14 - imabonehead

3.14159 - DGentry

÷vØ¼ð©↑ÊoÌM╝+ - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

I'm looking at the man in the mirror... - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

Wait, which mirror? - Sparky, lurking

Zoinks....... - Roberto Bonini

Jinkees! - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

I'm scared to expand the comment thread :) - Roberto Bonini

There are few computers with the processing power capable of handling the comments in this thread. Except for, you know, quantum computers. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

I can handle it. But I'm not a computer. - Chris Charabaruk

i'm afraid to click on the link to see all comments. so i'm just typing this so another guy (or gal) can read it and comment to make this comment disappear. - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

BABBY - Steven Perez from IM

DMSP - Steven Perez

:-P - Dobromir Hadzhiev

Stephen King RULES! - Tony C (Unrated) from email

WHAT? - Steven Perez

APPLESAUCE. - Steven Perez from IM

SAND. - Sparky, lurking

MUST GET IN THE LAST WORD ALWAYS. - Steve and 3 other people

Whateva. - Ladyepiphanybug

dorw - Tony C (Unrated) from email

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

splunge? - Joe The Sausage

This is my first, and last comment to this thread. ta da! - Mike Nencetti

w00t! - Steven Perez from IM

Kids in the Hall? - Steve and 3 other people

If anyone gets these emails in their gmail and got sick and tired of them like me, just press 'm' to mute the conversation (if you have keyboard shortcuts enabled) (haha i got the last word) - Daniel Morgan

No you just don't know I posted this. - John D Reasor

O RLY - Mike Nayyar

unless you got. buns. hun. - Josh Haley

Word. - Mike Nayyar

Last. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

I say what? - The Fat Oracle

bump - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE. - Steven Perez from IM

DMSP - Steven Perez

1494 - Gtp19

1495 - Gtp19

1496 - Gtp19

1497 - Gtp19

1498... ok i edited this again realizing now that this is the 1500th comment.. sooo, i still own it.. yayy :D - Gtp19

1499 - Gtp19

1500... yeah.... this post reaches 1500 comments... n i hav the last word :P - Gtp19

Nope. - Steven Perez from IM

but i own 1500th comment in one of the lengthiest threads of friendfeed, now, thats something =) - Gtp19

Not really. :D - Steven Perez from IM

or am I? - Raymond Marr aka Knatchwa from IM

Nope. - Steven Perez from IM

friendfeed - Tony C (Unrated) from email

duh - Yuvi from IM

Bah. - Steven Perez from IM

Hardly .. not in your wildest dreams mate .. enough said - Steven J. Ram

Feh. - Steven Perez from IM

Anyone except me who comments after this kills a cute kitteh - Yuvi from IM

KITTEHS LIVE FOREVER. - Steven Perez from IM

THERE. One just died. YOU #$#$#$! - Yuvi from IM

KITTEHS NEVER DIE. CEILING KAT SAID SO. - Steven Perez from IM

is that you, ceiling bunneh? - WoH: Minding her Botts

DO NOT MOCK CEILING KAT, BLASPHEMER. - Steven Perez from IM

NEVER. IT MUST LIVE ON IN INFAMY. - Steven Perez from IM

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. - Steven Perez from IM

THAT. - Steven Perez from IM

Ok, Back up people. What??????????? - Roberto Bonini

DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? - Steven Perez from IM

me? never. - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

Is this the thread that is never going to die? - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

not until I get the last word... - Kevin Johnson

Something, or other. - Jonathan Hardesty

word - Raymond M. Kristiansen

Its almost raining here. - Tony C (Unrated) from email

<('-'<) - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

g - Jonathan Hardesty

unit - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

heh - Jonathan Hardesty

if you disable comments you are blocked mister! - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

We must double our efforts - Jonathan Hardesty

and continually add stuff to this thread because he can't comment and then disable faster than we can keep commenting! - Jonathan Hardesty

He'll probably do it when we're least expecting so we must be vigilant...ever ready - Jonathan Hardesty

Crap. - Rah-PM 2012

must keep commenting - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

cant the person that started this block the comments now? and thereby win. - Morgan

If you can get buddy buddy with mike and figure out his schedule, you can prevent him from stopping the comments because you'll always be able to get the last word in. We must prevail for great justice! - Jonathan Hardesty

That would be cheating, and he knows it :) - Tinfoil 2.0

I WISH I COULD DISABLE COMMENTS - Mike Nayyar

you can't? - Vicarbott

It finally happened. FriendFeed tried to put the nail in the coffin, as far as making everlasting threads goes. Oh well... - Tyson Key

Screw you, FriendFeed, I'm beating the system. Oh yeah! - Mike Nayyar

THE HERO - Michael R. Bernstein

WAS BRAVE AND STRONG - Michael R. Bernstein

AND WILLIN' - Michael R. Bernstein

SHE FELT HIS CHIN - Michael R. Bernstein

AND WED THE VILLIAN - Michael R. Bernstein

BURMA SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

That's not the way the game is played. Also, the game. - Mike Nayyar

That's cheating! - Tyson Key

Not Cheating >>> - The Catz Meow

In Soviet Russia, Game Cheats At You! - Tyson Key

IF YOU DON'T KNOW - Michael R. Bernstein

WHOSE SIGNS THESE ARE - Michael R. Bernstein

YOU HAVEN"T DRIVEN - Michael R. Bernstein

VERY FAR! - Michael R. Bernstein

A Mazda? - Tyson Key

BURMA SHAVE - Michael R. Bernstein

Can be yours for just £29.99 plus postage and packaging - Tyson Key

YOU'RE THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST - Mike Nayyar

around - Jonathan Hardesty

...Under the ground, with a delightful sound... - Tyson Key

The Facebookification has already begun - Tyson Key

I think my processor spikes to 1000% when I expand these comments... and where is the SHIFT+END on this thread? - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

Where I say it is. - Mike Nayyar

I can't find it Mike. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

Look here. - Mike Nayyar

Bing! - Tyson Key

Is this the longest thread on FriendFeed now? - Tyson Key

If it's not, I'm going to make damn sure it will be. There aren't enough tables to contain me! - Mike Nayyar

Ok, Mike you can be last... oh dammit. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- - Chris Charabaruk

whut? - Steven Perez

Who says the last word has to be always?? Why can't it be glockenspiel or football or something?? Weird. - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

This is still going on?? - Chieze Okoye

Looks like it is - Tyson Key

This is the Last Word in Last Words - Tyson Key

Bird? - Tyson Key

Mike the only way your going to get the last word is if you get the last word and close the discussion :P - Matt Ruiz

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Yuvi

Agadoo? - Tyson Key

push pineapple - WoH: Minding her Botts

Down the loo? - Tyson Key

1605 - Amit Morson

Potato Salad and some chopsticks would go well with that. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

Cuz you's a busy-body. - ha3rvey (literally)

It's a trained skill that takes years of practice, kind of like flying a space shuttle. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

How do I hide this? - Yuvi

So, when are we going to disable comments on this puppy? - Steve and 3 other people

Whee! - Tyson Key

Whee? - Russellreno

argh. - Steven Perez

. - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

word - WoH: Minding her Botts

Last - John D Reasor

Nope. - Steven Perez

This thread is now officially killed. Thank you very much. - .LAG liked that

NEVER. - Steven Perez from IM

damn you, fat tony! .LOLz! - .LAG liked that

That's how the FriendFeed Mob rolls. :-D - Steven Perez from IM

you didn't disable the comments yet? you could comment and then do it and then you really would get the last word. but then again, that's cheating. and cheaters never prosper. - Trish Haley

Nope. - Steven Perez from IM

i predict they will have to put the year on this post because it will never die. - Trish Haley

WHAT YEAR WAS POST MADED? - Steven Perez from IM

NOT SURE. - Tyler (Chacha)

Maybe - Tyler (Chacha)

if - Tyler (Chacha)

we - Tyler (Chacha)

ask - Tyler (Chacha)

friendfeed - Tyler (Chacha)

they - Tyler (Chacha)

will - Tyler (Chacha)

tell - Tyler (Chacha)

us - Tyler (Chacha)

b - Tyler (Chacha)

t - Tyler (Chacha)

w - Tyler (Chacha)

last - Tyler (Chacha)

If the maker of this post really wanted to Flip people off, just comment and closed the comments :) - Tyler (Chacha)

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

huh? - Joel Robert Perez

Exactly. - Steven Perez from IM

Again? - ha3rvey (literally)

When I have the time, I'm going to go through here and remove my comments just so this stops popping up in my My Discussions feed. - Akiva

Including that one. - Akiva

And that one. - Akiva

And this one. - Akiva

Dammit. I'm just making more work for myself. - Akiva

Huh? - Steven Perez

HELLO NURSE! - Mike Nayyar

I took the crazy pills. - Mike Nayyar

another one of these? - acedanger

This is the longest running thread in the history of Friendfeed. Period. - Roberto Bonini

Oh so one would have you think! But it possibly quite likely mostly is. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

pmuB - Tyson Key

Because Mike hasn't decided that it should die? Still, if he locks it, another one will start up, anyway. ;) - Tyson Key

live live live live live - Steven Perez from IM

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

EPON - Tony C (Unrated)

YIKES. - Steven Perez from IM

*bump* - Rollin' in the LB

*bumpity bump* - Steven Perez from IM

I love that there are some constants in life. Like this post. - Jandy

blah blah blah - Steven Perez

Is this the longest running thread ever? - DB Botts - Just DB Botts

Maybe? - Rah-PM 2012

Make sense?!? - Steven Perez from IM

You're not supposed to make sense of it. It exits only as an opaque, monolithic data structure that is constantly being updated and evolving. ;) - Tyson Key

(Probably) - Tyson Key

Attempting to parse it in a manner that is not approved by FriendFeed, Inc may result in disruption of the space-time continuum, and a series of Bad Things(R) occurring. - Tyson Key

OK. - Steven Perez

I'll have to check out if it's still the longest thread hehe. - Zu from AOD

always - Steve and 3 other people

...I thought I KILLED this thread months ago! - .LAG liked that

Nope. - Steven Perez from IM

blarg, blarg, blarg... - MicahBear78

Blah. - Steven Perez

no wayz! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

I still think it would piss people off if Mike Closed the comments after He said Last - Tyler (Chacha)

No - Tyler (Chacha)

There is one with 7,000 comments - Tyler (Chacha)

that'd be a win on his part, but also a lose of greatness :/ - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

True - Tyler (Chacha)

Holden is Epic Fail - Tyler (Chacha)

Holden .. I hate that you were here in the first place. - Tyler (Chacha)

Someone should have told me you were alive before I was born... wouldn't have come out. - Tyler (Chacha)

Post with the most comments: http://friendfeed.com/ideali... - Glenn Slaven

Too late .. I already told that joke... - Tyler (Chacha)

#hash for #hashsake - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Me for mesake. - Tyler (Chacha)

I thought you were atheist? - Tyler (Chacha)

Have fun with that, I won't fix it - Tyler (Chacha)

did someone say sake? I'll take bourbon thanks. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

failure - Tyler (Chacha)

You type to much... - Tyler (Chacha)

No, I didn't look .. I really didn't care. - Tyler (Chacha)

Good .. - Tyler (Chacha)

You just fail! #epicfail - Tyler (Chacha)

You see that holden? I used a hashtag - Tyler (Chacha)

Oh, my Holden is becoming more of an idiot. He ... oh wait ... that is just constantly happening... - Tyler (Chacha)

Bitches Please!!! :) - Jimminy, CoG of FF

U fail - Tyler (Chacha)

Were is Mike Nayyar, so he can get the last word. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

Still alive... maybe. Last word? Never. - Tinfoil 2.0

Not gonna happen. - Zach Flauaus

NOPE. - Steven Perez

Never. - Rah-PM 2012

That's what I said. - Steven Perez from IM

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NOPE NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Don't call me Shirley. - Steven Perez from IM

and NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Shirely McClane? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

As was to be expected. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

Hey guys! - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

I say, what? - The Fat Oracle

BELIEVE IT! - Steven Perez from IM

NOT ENOUGH. - Steven Perez from IM

Ok - Russellreno

Nah. - Mike Nayyar

This thing is still going? Wow. - Chris Charabaruk

is this a record for comments? - Bren

Oui! - Tyson Key

Non. - Rubin Sfadj

Not until the Internet dies, or FriendFeed gets bought out by eBay. OH WHOOPS - Mike Nayyar

BITE YOUR TONGUE, NAYYAR. - Steven Perez from IM

You're right. AOL won't be too happy. WAIT SHIT - Mike Nayyar

BACK IN YER DUMPSTER, NAYYAR. - Steven Perez from IM

1770 comments!!! wtf? is this longest on friendfeed? - Rob Sellen :o)

[Last] - Nick Humphries

Nope. - Steven Perez from IM

Yep - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP! - Nick Humphries

DOUBLE NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

I can do this all day! - Nick Humphries

Oh god. Not this again. - Nine

ME TOO. - Steven Perez from IM

Yes - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

I have 5+ hours - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

I'm serious. - Nick Humphries

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez from IM

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Yep - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

∞ +1 - Nick Humphries

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

! - Nick Humphries

!! - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

! - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

! - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

! - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM - Josh Haley

YEP. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP. - Nick Humphries

this thread has become diluted. - Josh Haley

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

... - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP. - Nick Humphries

YOUR IGNORANCE OFFENDS THE CILANTRO GODS. - Steven Perez from IM

NOPE. - Nick Humphries

NOPE NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP NOP. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

[hehe] - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

I will never give up! - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NEVER. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NEVER. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NEVER. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NEVER. - Nick Humphries

DOUBLE NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NEVER EVER. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

ALL DAY. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

AND NIGHT. - Nick Humphries

TWYWSS. - Steven Perez from IM

RIGHT. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NnNGngnggn - Mo Kargas

N - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

O - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

P - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

E - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Exactly - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

............................................________ ....................................,.-‘”...................``~., .............................,.-”...................................“-., .........................,/...............................................”:, .....................,?......................................................,... more... - Nick Humphries

sort of - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-) - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-] - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-| - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-} - Nick Humphries

BUNNEH. - Rollin' in the LB

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-D - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-7 - Nick Humphries

OPEN - Josh Haley

:-0 - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

PEON - Josh Haley

:-O - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-/ - Nick Humphries

PONE - Josh Haley

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-\ - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

=-) - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-> - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-^ - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-! - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-L - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-P - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-i - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:-1 - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^) - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^b - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^/ - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^\ - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^> - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

This thread is toooooooo short. - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^= - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^Y - Nick Humphries

:^E - Nick Humphries

:^P - Nick Humphries

Hey Stevie, do you have half a brain? - Josh Haley

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NOPE. - Tinfoil 2.0

:^@ - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

just checking - Josh Haley

:^D - Nick Humphries

MAYBE. - Steven Perez from IM

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^L - Nick Humphries

:^O - Nick Humphries

:^L - Nick Humphries

F - Steven Perez from IM

A - Steven Perez from IM

I - Steven Perez from IM

L - Steven Perez from IM

_!_ - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

:^L - Nick Humphries

YEP - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

gentlemen, those are not words. those are letters. - Trent Olson

MINE DOOOD - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

:^o - Nick Humphries

O - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

U - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Sometimes Y - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

:^0 - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

:^ - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

a = a word - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

:^-] - Nick Humphries

nyah - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

N - Tinfoil 2.0

O - Tinfoil 2.0

P - Tinfoil 2.0

E - Tinfoil 2.0

O - Nick Humphries

P - Nick Humphries

Z - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

Y - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

HOPE - Nick Humphries

POPE - Josh Haley

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

¬∆ - Nick Humphries

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something? - Steven Perez from IM

Just as I thought: NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Comment deleted - Nick Humphries

<i>Comment deleted</i> - Nick Humphries

I was gonna come back and comment after everybody forgot about it, but nobody seems to want to forget about it. - Rishabh Mishra (p248)

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

|\| [ ] - Nick Humphries

|\| ( ) |^ [= - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

---> - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

naw - Jonathan Hardesty

yaw - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

º - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

I'LL BE BACK - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Keep working at it you maybe the one but I wouldn't count on it for liven. - John D Reasor

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

O HAI. - Zach Flauaus

Goodbye - Mike Nayyar

Hello! - Rollin' in the LB

Mhmm. - Scott Magdalein from iPhone

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

still going, and going, and going... - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

. - Josh Haley from iPhone

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

... - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez

YEP. - Nick Humphries

YEP. - Steven Perez

NOPE. - Steven Perez

Hide - April Buchheit

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Don't think so. - ha3rvey (literally)

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YARP - Nick Humphries

Where did Mike say he was going? - Ton Zijp

er, NOPE - Nick Humphries

ER, that's that hospital, isn't it? - Ton Zijp

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

I'm sorry then. It's probably my english. - Ton Zijp

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

There are 171,476 words in the english dictionary - Nick Humphries

Maybe. - Steven Perez from IM

is one of them - Nick Humphries

What? - Steven Perez from IM

The? - Nick Humphries

What? - Steven Perez from IM

WTW? - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

! - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

...die, vile thread! just. DIE!!! - .LAG liked that

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NEVER. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

THE NEVER ENDING THREAD: coming soon to theaters everywhere. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YES. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YES. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YESfinity - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

In-fini-deed - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Can you hear me now? - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

... Can you hear me now? - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

... ... Can you hear me now? - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

... ... ... ... ... ... Can you hear me now? - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

+1 - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Yes. - Nick Humphries

______. - Nick Humphries

-----> - Kevin Johnson

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

hmm - Rasmus Lauridsen

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

YEP. - Nick Humphries

Not really. - Steven Perez from IM

Really - Nick Humphries

Yep. - Steven Perez from IM

Indeed - Nick Humphries

That's what I've heard. - Steven Perez from IM

Tell me about it - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

We'll see - Nick Humphries

I give up. - Marg Uerite

NOT ME. - Steven Perez from IM

NEVER. - Nick Humphries

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

NOOOOOO, you disabled the comments!!!??!?! :-) - Nick Humphries

Nope. - Steven Perez from IM

Hey, try it! - Mike Nayyar

What, not working? - Mike Nayyar

POWER IS DELICIOUS! - Mike Nayyar

Peek a boo! - Mike Nayyar

ack! *jumps back from screen in horror* - Vicarbott

No it's not! ;-P - Matthew Horton from iPhone

My faith in humanity is restored! - Tinfoil 2.0

nope. - Steven Perez

oh snap! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

IT'S BACK. - Zach Flauaus

IT LEFT? - Sparky, lurking

WHAT LEFT? - Steven Perez from IM

GLORG - Jonathan Hardesty

Please do not try any of this and die or get arrested. - Joe The Sausage

I once saw a turkey on the side of the road. I waved to him and he waved back. I may have been on drugs. - Jonathan Hardesty

zyzzyva - michael sean wright

hello world. - imabonehead

xyzzy - Akiva

yyz - Jonathan Hardesty

Oh yes he did.! Talk about FF <3 - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

I can haz the Last Word now :) - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

I have one for you: NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

I have another one for you: YES! - DGentry

HELL NO! - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

I'm back for more. - Rishabh Mishra (p248)

always - Rob Sellen :o)

And Then .... - Raymond Marr aka Knatchwa

THIS THREAD CLOSED TO NEW COMMENTS - Your Neighbor Steve

Liar. *pbbbbt* - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

Did I just win this? - Andrew

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

Damn you Steven Perez! - Andrew

A common lament. :D - Steven Perez from IM

Oh just shush up now - Mike Nayyar

can't make me - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

I blame Steven Perez for this thread coming back to life. - DGentry

nipple monkey! - Andrew

<blink> Or you'll miss it </blink> - Tyson Key

Heh, there are so many comments in this thread, that it takes forever to retrieve and render them all, here... - Tyson Key

Nope. - Steven Perez

That again? - Amit Morson

Always. - Steven Perez from IM

So it's going to turn like eBay bidding right before FF closes. - Amit Morson

this thread is like a zombie energizer bunny! - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

going and going and going and going - guruvan (Rob Nelson)

unfortunately we now know there will be a final entry on this thread at some point... - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

WHY IS THIS STILL GOING ON? - Sparky, lurking

What's going on here? - Andru Edwards

HUH WHAT? - Steven Perez from IM

This thread purely exists to test the limits of FriendFeed's infrastructure. So, in other words, no. - Steve and 3 other people

I think this post still needs more comments. - Peter Stuifzand

I don't think this hole have a bottom. And This thread don't use my template! - Marco Neves

NOPE. - Steven Perez from IM

2196 words after the "last word". Gasp! - vimoh

And here's one more. - Steven Perez from IM

Here's another...... - Roberto Bonini

And another. - Steven Perez from IM

yayy.. n i haz the last word *devilish laugh* - Gtp19

Really? - Steven Perez from IM

me - Gtp19

Nope. - Steven Perez

!rellik daerht eht ma I, oN - Kevin Johnson

Nope. - Steven Perez from IM

Thread killa in a manilla envelope? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Yeah, that's what I said. - Steven Perez from IM

No it isn't. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Nope. - Steven Perez

Nope! - Andrew

YEP. - Steven Perez from IM

Yeah, you're right Steven - Andrew

BOO! - Andrew

This will do it :-) - John D Reasor

Do what? - Andrew

fog. - Andrew

smog - John D Reasor

bog. - Andrew

slog - John D Reasor

eggNOG - Andrew

Rum - John D Reasor

yo ho ho and a bottle of - Andrew

a tub of paste! - John D Reasor

Wait, you enabled comments again.. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! - Nick Humphries

And this goes on and on and on and on ... to infinity and Beyond? - Raymond Marr aka Knatchwa

Last but not least! - Nick Humphries

Huh? - Steven Perez from IM

And Then? - Raymond Marr aka Knatchwa

My turn! - Rollin' in the LB

Now's your chance, since DYSP is hibernating: https://friendfeed.com/silas21... - Tinfoil 2.0

...but i get the penultimate word in... - .LAG liked that

Is this thread proof that FF isn't dead yet? - Steve and 3 other people

WTFLOLFTW - Steve and 3 other people

translation please - Rick Bucich from email

You people... - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

SILENCE!!!!!!!! - Roberto Bonini

It just keeps going! - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

just like FriendFeed - Mike Nencetti

[sneaks in a word or two] - Nick Humphries

Yer mama sneaks in a word or two - Andrew

my mama doesn't even wear sneakers - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

NOPE. - Steven Perez

Parcheesie? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

Yer mama liked my parcheesie - Andrew

True she did, but that's cause your parcheesie was super sweet. CHEESE! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Does Nayyar still use FF? - Jimminy, CoG of FF

DO I?! The answer is, I don't use any social media anymore, since I am no longer social. - Mike Nayyar

When a thread of comments hits 2500, FF will self destruct, and become dead. :( - Jimminy, CoG of FF

No one should comment here, oops I did :) - Ashish

Don't do that. - John E. Bredehoft

[Not the last word] - Nick Humphries

Independence Day - TrafficBug

My friends on Twitter should not click the link and get in this conversation:) - Rick Bucich

Should I begin referring to myself as the Cesspool of All Things Wrong with FriendFeed? - Mike Nayyar

I think that is too long for a user name - Mike Nencetti

That is a shame. - Mike Nayyar

SILENCE!!!!!!!! - Roberto Bonini

*crickets* - Mike Nayyar

the crickets need to be quiet too. shh! - Mike Nencetti

ribbitt! - MicahBear78

I want a betty boop waffle iron, or a waffle made by jeremy irons. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

MMM WAFFLES. - Steven Perez

Yer mama liked waffles - Andrew

You guys can keep adding nonsense to this thread for all time, but you forget that you will never win. - Louis Gray

Someone has to in the end. One day everyone will get tired of it. - Ian May

ALWAYS - Chieze Okoye

Devi Maa will win in the end, just don't drop a baby in the charity box though. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

How long can this really go - I do wonder sometimes how many comments result from simply wanting to get the last word. - Raymond Marr aka Knatchwa

I kind of hate having the last word, because I feel like a thread-killer... - Bren

And it goes on and on :)) - Raymond Marr aka Knatchwa

What if it just ended? - Andrew

and on and on :) - Raymond Marr aka Knatchwa

Eventually, the whole thread will go backwards to the beginning. - John E. Bredehoft

and on and on :) - Andrew

That's the thing. It didn't. - Andrew

What if it just ended? - Andrew

Never ending. - Andrew

And it goes on and on :)) - Andrew

I kind of hate having the last word, because I feel like a thread-killer... - Andrew

How long can this really go - I do wonder sometimes how many comments result from simply wanting to get the last word - Andrew

Oh, don't worry about being the last. - Steven Perez from IM

How long can this really go - I do wonder sometimes how many comments result from simply wanting to get the last word - Andrew

I kind of hate having the last word, because I feel like a thread-killer.. - Andrew

And it goes on and on :)) - Andrew

Never ending. - Andrew

What if it just ended? - Andrew

That's the thing. It didn't. - Andrew

and on and on :) - Andrew

Eventually, the whole thread will go backwards to the beginning. - Andrew

Eventually, the whole thread will go backwards to the beginning. - WoH: Minding her Botts

and on and on :) - Tinfoil 2.0

That's the thing. It didn't. - WoH: Minding her Botts

What if it just ended? - Andrew

Never ending. - WoH: Minding her Botts

And it goes on and on :)) - Andrew

I kind of hate having the last word, because I feel like a thread-killer.. - Andrew

I was contemplating something, but then this came up and I had to put away my thoughts. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

Monday, bloody monday. - Steve and 3 other people

Yes! - Andrew

meh - Nick Humphries

for these are the days of our lives. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

We're gonna have to do something big when this post has its 1st birthday. - Tinfoil 2.0

Word. - Russellreno

MUST GET IN THE LAST WORD: ALWAYS. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

ALWAYS. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

The fact that this post originated from Facebook is amusing. - Akiva

Nope. - Tinfoil 2.0

uh huh > - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

nowai! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

wai - Mike Nencetti

I thought we all agreed I had the last word? WORD - WoH: Minding her Botts

I missed that memo. - Vicarbott

I ate that memo, it was lemony. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

*burp* - Vicarbott

at least cover your mouth now. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

So you thought I would forget, did you? - Mike Nayyar

You failed. Again. - Louis Gray

isn't failure merely just a thought? Therefore if I don't think I failed then I in fact win! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

hello - Ashish

You silly folks... - Mike Nayyar

Never again will I be denied. - Brent - Yes I am

thank you Mike, but our princess is in another castle! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Really? - Steven Perez

...oh, behave! - .LAG liked that

Just one more time ... - Brent - Yes I am

gbai - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

so there - Valz 4 Botts

yawai - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

What? - Jeff P. Henderson

There is no last word, Ever! - Jeff P. Henderson

THERE WILL BE NO BEING HAVE! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

No. - Brent - Yes I am

Cripes - Roberto Bonini

nope - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

It does not matter - Ashish

but does it make julian fries?! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

not only does it make julian fries, but it slices and dices in in seconds. ORDER NOW and you'll get this special gift ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!!!11!!1ONE! - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

My last word brings all the boys to the yard. - WoH: Minding her Botts

Hey, WorldofHiglet's here! - I like big Botts

told you.... - WoH: Minding her Botts

And I was never not here :) - WoH: Minding her Botts

I knew you would say that, MVB. - WoH: Minding her Botts

I'm psychotic, too - WoH: Minding her Botts

er... - WoH: Minding her Botts

psychic - WoH: Minding her Botts

this goes on - Ashish

this is the thread that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, Mike started it not knowing what it was, and it'll keep on going no matter what just because this is the thread that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, Mike started it..... - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

welcome back my friends, to the thread that never ends, we're so glad you could attend, step inside, step inside. - Mike Nencetti

Oh come on now - Mike Nayyar

Hi Mike !! :) - Tinfoil 2.0

The day this thread ends, Friendfeed will end ;) - Ashish

/concurrance - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

My indelible mark has been left on FriendFeed. GOOD LUCK CLEANING IT OFF, INTERNETS - Mike Nayyar

Clean it off? Pshh. - Jonathan Hardesty

This thread was started via Facebook :) - Ashish

Well.... :) - Roberto Bonini from iPhone

hey, stop putting my bizznass out in tha street! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

did i win? - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

No. - DGentry

the winner will be announced in the year 5477. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

but a short time to wait all y'all out. I will be victorious. (and damn old) - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

continued - Ashish

I like cheese. - ha3rvey (literally) from BuddyFeed

goes good with crackers - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

Really? - Steven Perez

yeah really! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

I win harder! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Awk Awk Eek Eek Tookie Tookie - Brent - Yes I am

Eeny oonie wanna - WoH: Minding her Botts

Oh dear Lord not again!! ;) - Glenn Slaven

PEW PEW PEWWW - Mo Kargas

Laser shields. - Mike Nayyar

do not always work - Ashish

But they are always awesome - Andrew

Really? - Steven Perez from IM

its epic! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Yer mama was epic... BOO YAAAH! - Andrew

yo mama is so epically fat that even her teeth are orange! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

do I have to read all the comments before I jump in? - Jason (not an Argonaut)

Yes you do, fleming. - Andrew

And my mother does happen to be a nutria. This is a picture of her from last year. http://www.thetick.ws/images... - Andrew

thanks Andrew. I'll try to find time later and then chime in more relevantly ;) - Jason (not an Argonaut)

Oh god, it burns! - Mike Nayyar

So don't eat the peppers. - Steven Perez

werd. - imabonehead

019384637 - Steven Perez

17 - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

2290+ comments - WOW! - ciw

mmmm.... triple hashbrowns at Casa de Waffle! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Oh come on people - Mike Nayyar

my post - Ashish

*goes back to xboxing* - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Can I be sneaky? - Mike Nayyar

NO - WoH: Minding her Botts

So not opening 2302 comments, but, OMG THOSE CUPCAKES ARE CYUUUTE. - Lix

USAPATRIOT - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

Yes I am. - Mike Nayyar

I do not discuss my personal armament collection. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

What is the maximum limit for the comments in Friendfeed? - Ashish

we should test the therom! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

MISSILES FOR ALL! Gun control is for unarmed wussies! Blow away comment limits! Damn the torpedoes! FULL STEAM AHEAD!!! - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

Beautiful - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

You people... - Mike Nayyar

Wow, almost a year old! - Anna Haro

Test conducted to see how long this can last. - Ashish

it'll never die, with all the wireless cards out there transmitting this, it'll reach alpha centuari in about 300 years. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

I KNOW U R BUT WUT AM I - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

April Fools - Ashish

we got all kinda fools here! - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

Justin Bieber - Mike Nayyar

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

CORIANDER. - ha3rvey (literally)

Fahrvergnügen! - .LAG liked that

fukengrüven - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

Zeh - Mike Nayyar

Meh - Roberto Bonini

Last. - Kol Tregaskes

Word - Roberto Bonini

Always. - Ruchira S. Datta

Ampersand - Mike Nayyar

& - Ashish

So close, dammit! - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

zztop - Kevin Johnson

stank - The Real sofarsoShawn

Dammit, I thought I won this. - Mike Nayyar

you did, until now. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

ghewyu (not a word) rtykx;j - John E. Bredehoft

blarg - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

Bunneh. - Steven Perez

Meh - Roberto Bonini

bunneh: 17 Lord Hashbrowns: 17.1 - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

MMmmmmm... Hashbrowns... *drool* - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

Consarnit... - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

would you like some sham pagnie? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

or perhaps a sham wow! - Kevin Johnson

at least with the slap chop you're gonna love my nuts. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Shit happens, but this runs over 2361 comments for a year and 10 days. HB FF post. - Zu from AOD

I'm pretty sure someone at FriendFeed/Facebook hates my guts right now. - Mike Nayyar

I'd like to think so. - Jonathan Hardesty

You know I've never seen a topic with 2300 comments ;) - WarLord

no hate, only love. 1luv. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Gonna blow a hole in space time... - Mike Nayyar

I DON'T THINK SO. [/Time Lord] - Steven Perez

Poop. - Melly Botts

not if the Daleks have anything to do with it Time Lord. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Why? They looking for another ass-kicking? - Steven Perez from IM

the Daleks always appreciate a good arsewhooping. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

iPhone OS 5 - John E. Bredehoft

Blackbear commune. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

New Giant Blueberries Grown At Home! Only 5 easy payments of $59.99!!! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

WHERE IS MY CREDITCARD NUMBER? - guruvan (Rob Nelson) from email

As long as I get crowned the King of FriendFeed, I'll be ok. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

Babbies - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

2385 Lead Balloons - Kevin Johnson

Pop - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

Whut? - Steven Perez

The Wyrd is Weird. - Ruchira S. Datta

b b b b bird bird bird, bird is the word. - Steve and 3 other people

AHHHH - Mike Nayyar

Hello world! - imabonehead from Android

HI! - WoH: Minding her Botts

zing! - Ruchira S. Datta

Omega - Ruchira S. Datta

Beta - Ashish

Omega. - Steven Perez

last! - embee

ANTACID BEFORE BILE! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Chumps. - Mike Nayyar

No so fast there, Mike. - Tinfoil 2.0

I can't believe this thread is over a year old. - ha3rvey (literally)

Yep. - Steven Perez

puts "hello world" - imabonehead

It's not because I'm a person who wants to have the last word, but just because you people keep me reminding that there are others that do want that very badly, that causes me to comment here once again. HI! I'M BETTER THAN MIKE NAYYAR!!!!!!! LOSER! :-) - Ton Zijp

orly? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Exactly! Although I don't know what you mean. - Ton Zijp

Spontanious Human Combustion. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Dozens of people. Every year. And it's not widely reported. - John Craft

cyberhypercavicunicucunctatalinkus - Ruchira S. Datta

Oh. Em. Effing. Gee. - Far

keren! :) - ciw

mmmmm 5guys burgers - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

[year later] - Nick Humphries

Still here - Tyler (Chacha)

woo! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Zing! - Steve and 3 other people

orly? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

not #FEEDwithHITS - Yusuf Temur

HAHA! - Yuvi

snaps! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

ohhhhh kinky! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

hi folks! - Andrew

Always, you say? Always? - S of 2C

But ... - Brent - Yes I am

This IS the time and place to announce a gathering of the societal beginnings of the intrepid adventures of... Wait... sorry, this isn't the place? Oh, okay, I'll go back home then. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee

who dare hits the more comments? - Valz 4 Botts

I don't think I have that kind of time today. Even it if is Sunday. :P - caj needs a haircut

This is for you, Zuckerburg. - Mike Nayyar

This thread is almost the same age as Audrey. - Anna Haro

Werd. - imabonehead from Android

It is all over! - Ashish

Nope - OnuRC

mmmm.... tacos - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

mmmm... legos - John E. Bredehoft

i win - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど

do what now? - Jason (not an Argonaut)

Nope - Mike Nayyar

Huh? - Mike Nayyar

Try again - Ashish

orly? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

why? - Ashish

Z. - Laura Norvig from iPod

you don't say! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Hey! You deleted your comment up there! - Louis Gray

See the next comments. - Ashish

zing! - Steve and 3 other people

*yawn* - Ladyepiphanybug

867-5309. - John Craft

25 or 6 to 4. - John Craft

Chicago - Ian May

tiny horse is not amused - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

9 days since Mike checked in... what's the statute of limitations? - Tinfoil 2.0

10. And it's been longer than that since you checked in, so...I WIN! :D - Josh Haley

Tsk tsk, Haley. - Mike Nayyar

Damn you for being alive still. - Josh Haley

I'm like a cockroach. - Mike Nayyar

Maybe - Ashish

Nope. - Steven Perez

The thread lives! Huzzah!! - Roberto Bonini

Always. - Steven Perez

Whoops. - Mike Nayyar

Huh. - Penguin from iPod

sunday - Ashish

Oh hai interwebs. - imabonehead from Android

Hello, goodbye - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

yep - Valz 4 Botts

Nope. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

I'm sorry, what was that? - Penguin

He said, "Spank you very much." - Steven Perez

Guten Morgen. - imabonehead

Finis. - .LAG liked that

farvennugen - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Not this time. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

Word. - Roberto Bonini

Letter? - Tyson Key

Extra ready! - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

hordes of chihuahuas everywhere! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

word - Curdy G

Iz scared to expand the thread.... - Roberto Bonini

This thread is the ultimate TL-DR. (I know someone may have posted this already.....tl dr) - Mike Nencetti

That's a shame for you, Mike. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

I'm afraid to expand 2356 more comments on my iPod touch, so I'll just leave a comment without reading the thread. Last. - Laura Norvig from iPod

A wise foreign policy. :) - Steven Perez from IM

always - Curdy G

this is. so. done. - .LAG liked that

But it will never be done. - Mike Nayyar

Somehow, I have to wonder if this particular thread is going to eventually cause the death of Friendfeed with its sheer volume - Curdy G

I think the servers groan audibly every time it gets popped back up to the top. - Jandy

Mike Nayyar: the reason FriendFeed doesn't work so nice from time to time. - Mike Nayyar

I almost clicked to expand the comments - Kevin L from Android

NO! Kevin, are you INSANE? - Josh Haley

I just did. My computer exploded. - Mike Nayyar

Curses - Roberto Bonini

'Zounds! - Chieze Okoye

OMG! - Mike Nayyar

STILL?! - Anna Haro

OH YEAH! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Last - sasamka

Next to last - Mike Nayyar

Afraid not, sir. - Chieze Okoye

shazaam! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

I don't think I've ever participated in this thread. - SAM

You can't beat me on this! - xixixix

*yawn* - Ladyepiphanybug

jinkies - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Zoinks! - Mike Nayyar

Kamchatka. - John E. Bredehoft

me - VolkanAytan

blue danube - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

The Ring Cycle - Mike Nayyar

I was able to expand this thread on my Droid incredible, and post this comment at the end. Nice test of Dolphin HD browser.(edit - I use the default FF web page.) - Mike Nencetti from Android

humph - Valz 4 Botts

Grenades - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

horse shoes - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

IT'S MOTHER-FUCKING BOOZE TIME. - Otto

friday the 13th you don't say, jason? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

I'm murdering everyone who has commentinged or liked this thread. - Mike Nayyar

Can't touch this. - Steven Perez from IM

multiple times - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Been touched. - Mike Nayyar

Onanism. - Brent

This will be it. - Mike Nayyar

it just died in your arms tonight - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Meh. - Roberto Bonini

yep - Valz 4 Botts

this is the final. nail. in. the. coffin! - .LAG liked that

Nope. - Mike Nayyar

I'm not dead, yet! - Brent

die, thread! die. it's over!!!! - .LAG liked that

Never! Except for this. - Mike Nayyar

TWSS! - Bubba Botts

you don't say? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

six. feet. under. this is buried now! - .LAG liked that

tick tock tick tock went the sound of its beating heart - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Enough! - Mike Nayyar

Never enough, Mike. You should know that by now. :) - Curdy G

Silence! - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

Ruckus! - Brent

...all things must come to an...END! - .LAG liked that

Europop! - John E. Bredehoft

Yup. - Carlton Hackett

Nope. - Mike Nayyar

Yes? - Rob H.

Caber Feidh - Brent

Meh - Alfredo 亜瑠布れっど from Android

Oh come on people. - Mike Nayyar

come on eileen - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

this is the thread-killer... right here ----------------->>>>>>>>> (X)! - .LAG liked that

no, that was just a hiccup. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Aha! - xixixix

er... - Stuart

BUMP - Gtp19

sudo rm -rf / - Tinfoil 2.0

oh noes mr. bill! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

... - Nick Humphries

Oh, not this again. - Tinfoil 2.0

Hooray! - Mike Nayyar

Eff you, effing effer. - Brent

Yay right - Valz 4 Botts

For boobies! Breast cancer awareness month! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from Android

Yes, boobs are awesome. No one can disagree with this. - Mike Nayyar

is not - Valz 4 Botts

This ends here. - Mike Nayyar

'Fraid not. - Brent

Nu-uh. - Jack&Cleo

Where? - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from Android

If I get the last word in, will I get .LAG's World Series tix??? - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

It's been a while, Mr. LastWordThreat. I did some good things these recent months. Care to share some of your insights while you were on that trip? TLDR. 8) (2K+ comments is massive hehe, we're getting to your second b-day) - Zu from AOD

All I want for Christmas are my two front teef. - Mike Nayyar

My two front teef... Oh, my two front teef... - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

*waves at Momo* - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

WORD ALWAYS - S of 2C

WORD - Ian May

Uh. Huh? - DB Botts - Just DB Botts

Let's get back to what's REALLY important, people. - Mike Nayyar

No thank you - Curdy G

We'll always have this. - Mike Nayyar

Doesn't this post violate some terms of service somewhere? - SAM from iPhone

It makes me happy that this is still alive. - Hookuh Tinypants

Not. Dead. Yet. - Brent

edging up on 2500... - Bren

Boobs. - Melly Botts

Bren: you don't look a day over 2000 - Brent

But you power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!! - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

Abort mission. - Louis Gray

Insemination mission. - Brent

NOPE. - Steven Perez

DERP - Brent

/glares - Louis Gray

Again? - Bubba Botts

Again. Forever. Never. Stop it. - Mike Nayyar

Make me. - Tinfoil 2.0

Don't make me try. - Mike Nayyar

Win fail! - Brent

Always win, for me. - Mike Nayyar

Eventually, you will win. Because you're not married to this thread. But if you ever marry...your trend of always getting the last word will end. Painfully. - Bubba Botts

Very painfully. - DGentry

note to self: don't click to expand comments - Kevin Johnson

Loads fine on my Vibrant, however I do believe it has become self aware. - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from Android

December bump - Kevin Johnson

He likes it! Hey Mikey! - Tinfoil 2.0

can we start a new thread on Quora? - Rick Bucich from email

You may not abandon this one. Just sayin'. - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

Argh! - WoH: Minding her Botts

Ack. - Brent

Interesting. - Jonathan Hardesty

OMG, why did I open this thread? - Lix

taint - Brent

bu feedde son sözü kim söyleyecek merak ediyorum :)) - Ali Oz

mike haklı beyler dağılın .. - ъ o r α η

I can only say I have the last word in English :'( - Mike Nayyar

Weeeeee! - Kevin Johnson

I just tried to like this again. - Penguin

This is my legacy to FriendFeed. Let it live forever. - Mike Nayyar

Most epic thread evar? I'm afraid to expand it. - Kevin L

It has a window all to itself on my phone... - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™ from Android

Im scared of expandIng this thread :) - Roberto Bonini from iPhone

FIRST! - Ross Miller

And last. - Mike Nayyar

For how long though? - Ross Miller

Forever! - Mike Nayyar

really? still we are doing this? really? - Morgan

Who are you to judge me - Mike Nayyar

There have been like a dozen comments today - Kevin L

There's something wrong with all of us. - Mike Nayyar

really? wow, how interesting.... hee hee.....my plan is working splendidly! - Morgan

together there's nothing we CAN'T do! - Morgan

Just know that you're helping us reach the end. - Mike Nayyar

There is no end! - Kevin L

My MacBook fan went into overload when I expanded this thread. - Mike Nayyar

expansion is dangerous - Morgan

Yet delightful - Mike Nayyar

ok, this will be the last comment....ready? set? done - Morgan

thank goodness it's done. - SteVe C

I know, totally. - Mike Nayyar

Steve, and all - I agree. Totally - Morgan

Thanks for backing me up here Morgan. I appreciate it. - Mike Nayyar

Mike - Dude, no worries. I'll always be there when you need me....always.....like, forever.....just waiting.... - Morgan

Awesome. I'll keep that in mind! - Mike Nayyar

Automated Witty Response # 2442 Entry Accepted - Morgan

You made me giggle. - Mike Nayyar

Anybody see Conan last night? The F-Bomb Oscar winner hall of fame? - Morgan

No, I didn't. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

No. - Roberto Bonini from iPhone

This thread must go away!!! What if it kills FF!? - SAM

this thread could go away right now. but you people keep posting comments...wait....didn't I just do the same thing? OK, nevermind. Long live this Thread!!!! - Morgan

Long live my ability to incite FriendFeed - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

Oh, this thread again? I told you you'll never get th---+++++ATDT+CARRIER_LOST+++++ - Bubba Botts

I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that. - Morgan

END OF TRANSMISSION - Mike Nayyar

Mike, your robot voice is to die for. - Jonathan Hardesty

I learned it from you, tiger - Mike Nayyar

rawr - Jonathan Hardesty

there once was a man from Nantucket.... - Morgan

He lived and died in a bucket. - Mike Nayyar

Harumph. What can I say that hasn't already been said? - Bubba Botts

Who will have the 3000th comment? - caj needs a haircut

You bet your ass it's gonna be me. - Mike Nayyar

Better keep count so you can lock it down at 2999. :) - caj needs a haircut

who's gonna win? um, me! - Morgan

snog - Brent

Shag - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

BROG - Mike Nayyar

borg. - imabonehead

Dog breàth angst - Kevin Johnson from fftogo

closed bets - Halit Altunterim

Hamsterism. - Brent

Hamsters? - Mike Nayyar

billfolds - Brent

Giants. - Mike Nayyar

I like your penis, Mike - Johnny

I know, Johnny, I know. - Mike Nayyar

*YAWN* Are you finished getting the last word in yet? - Ladyepiphanybug

No. - Kevin Johnson

eated - Brent

Ated. - Mike Nayyar

last. word. - .LAG liked that

Word. - Tinfoil 2.0

ALWAYS. - WoH: Minding her Botts

. - Kevin Johnson

finis. - .LAG liked that

ALWAYS. - Louis Gray

This thread always lands in my Gmail Priority Inbox - I guess that makes it important - Rick Bucich from email

perforated by-lines - Brent

Last - Ashish

Always - S of 2C

Yes, always. - Mike Nayyar

good morning from Turkey to all World - Ali Oz

Hello right back! - Mike Nayyar

follow the holy gourd - Brent

I don't like gourds though. - Mike Nayyar

werd. - imabonehead

Just 3 more comments to get to 2,500! - Kevin L

I'll help with that countdown... Now only 2 comments left until 2,500. - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

Odd, I only see 2496 comments. I guess people have blocked me. D'OH! - DGentry

That's not the last word. - Kevin Johnson

It may never be the last word. - Jonathan Hardesty

It is if I say it. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

are you sure? - Jonathan Hardesty

Hell no. - Roberto Bonini from iPhone

Yes. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

Pikachu! - Brent

...and the saga continues... - Ciro Villa

[Fade to black] - Mike Nayyar

Don't you dare close comments. - Tinfoil 2.0

I might close comments when we hit 2012. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

I'm from the future and you won't close comments ever. - Scoble, Alex Scoble

I'm from the distant now. - Josh Haley from iPhone

The future is just like the present, only longer. Unlike this comment. - DGentry

The music is reversible, but time is not. Turn back. - Tinfoil 2.0

Turn back time. - imabonehead

Even in the morning. - Kevin Johnson

But especially for Johnny's birthday - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

Birthdays are a fad. - Kevin Johnson

Twitter is a bigger fad. - Mike Nayyar from iPhone

The entire Internet is a fad. Soon we will collectively realize we are wasting our time. - DGentry

^ true - Louis Gray

Louis Gray has returned. We can all stop now. No one else comment. - Mike Nayyar

You won't win that easily Nayyar! - Kevin L

Hey, I went a week with the last word here. As far as I'm concerned, I won. - Mike Nayyar

This thread has been around for two years, and you declare victory after 1% of that? - DGentry

werd. - imabonehead

Agreed. - David Cook

Me too - Kevin Johnson

fuzzy bellows - Brent

Like the Energizer Bunny this thread. - Kenton

I am longer lived then the trademarked pink bunny - Mike Nayyar

Boom! Boom! Boom! - Ruchira S. Datta

N = N + 1 - Kevin Johnson

Excelsior! - Mike Nayyar

Eureka! - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

NARF! - Rollin' in the LB

The password is *Ornithologist* - Morgan

Ha! - Mike Nayyar

nay. - imabonehead

If a comment is posted and no one reads it, is it still a comment? - Tinfoil 2.0

You might as well give up, Mike. - Curdy G

It won't happen. Ever. - Mike Nayyar

You're outnumbered. Someone will always beat you to the punch. :) - Curdy G

You just wait until the day I lock this thread. This thread is older then some KIDS on FriendFeed (SEE: Toby, Braden, etc) - Mike Nayyar

The locks will never fall. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

DON'T TEMPT ME - Mike Nayyar

(wears short shorts) - John E. Bredehoft

many of the diverse residents of the nares are transient - Ruchira S. Datta

Finally! - .LAG liked that

Not quite. - Mike Nayyar

Until the fat lady sings, then it's all over. - Rene, Pro Button Pusher

Whut. - Steven Perez

werd. - imabonehead

Drew! - Kevin Johnson

Rosebud! - .LAG liked that

Chinatown! - Mike Nayyar

Downtown Chinatown! - Jimminy, CoG of FF

Downtown Julie Brown - Mike Nayyar

ok - Valz 4 Botts

affirmative. - imabonehead

yesssssss! - Kevin Johnson

Negatory - Mike Nayyar

unfirmative - Kevin Johnson

Unleashed - Mike Nayyar

Unleashed: FriendFeed for dummies. - imabonehead

The final word, it's here. - Mike Nayyar

Not likely, Mike. - Yolanda

This thread is actually the only reason I keep coming back to FriendFeed. - I like big Botts

zoom - Ruchira S. Datta

I heard Nayyar had to get in the The Last Word, always. I talked to the casting director, and Mike Nayyar got the lead in The Last Word. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

this is the last one -------------->>> WORD! - .LAG liked that

Words. - Mike Nayyar

snorgleblart - Kevin Johnson

This has gotta be the longest running thread in FF history :) - Roberto Bonini

^ Nope. Beaten by 3 months: http://friendfeed.com/micahwi... . - Micah

Micah, but which is longer(most comments)? - Jimminy, CoG of FF

This thread breaks search, because it contains almost all of the words in the English language. - Mike Nayyar

It's Sunday. Do you know where the Tweets are? - imabonehead from Android

@imabonehead I'm sure that I saw FriendFeed import a few Tweets into my feed, just now... - Tyson Key

me go potty aw bai mai selwf - Morgan

So proud when they grow up. - Mike Nayyar

I don't wanna' grow up. - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™ from Android

I wonder if Friendfeed has an upper limit on the number of comments in a thread. - Laura Norvig

It's possible, Laura, but I doubt we're close to it yet. - Curdy G

If I see an interesting comment here, it sucks. I'm too nervous to expand the comments for fear of breaking the internet. :( - SAM

oh hai! - imabonehead

john john john jones - Ruchira S. Datta

again? - Ian May

wyrd - Ruchira S. Datta

some people just won't let it go. - michael sean wright

I think I missed it. what was the last word? I don't want to expand the comments to find out. Can you just tell me? - Jason (not an Argonaut)

Hey guys. Last one. - Mike Nayyar

Well done, Mike! You were right on there. - I like big Botts

The next person to comment here is a tool. - Louis Gray

I'm a rake. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

Are you expecting the next person to say they're a hoe? - DGentry

Denton, I already said that, but decided I liked rake better. ;) - Jimminy, CoG of FF

I choose the words to go in this thread, no one else! - Mike Nayyar

The hell you say? - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

Always. - Bubba Botts

Finis. - .LAG liked that

werd. - imabonehead from Android

buncha nerds - Kevin Johnson

It's how we live. - Mike Nayyar

lies - peamageddon

Fact: FriendFeed has a dedicated server dedicated just to potential expands of this thread. - Louis Gray

The worst part about this thread is that it was "From Facebook". Failure from Nayyar immortalized. - Louis Gray

Mensch. - Brent

Just checking in guys! - Mike Nayyar

Howdy mike. - Jonathan Hardesty from Android

Just in time for my birthday tomorrow! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from Android

Happy birthday! Let's end this thread forever on that. - Mike Nayyar

It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday - Johnny

Fun fun fun fun - Josh Haley from iPhone

It's no longer Friday... - Mike Nayyar

2587 unlast words - Kevin Johnson

wow, 2 years? Amazing! - Jason (not an Argonaut) from Android

Longest running active thread ever should be a category in the guiness book of records - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from Android

But someone told the records people that FriendFeed is dead. They won't accept the entry. - John E. Bredehoft

You'd better get a bigger gun; it's not dead yet. - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

"They won't accept the entry."? Screw them. - MohanArun

Yeah, screw those guys! - Mike Nayyar

Whenever I see this thread, it reminds me of another thread. - John E. Bredehoft

nope - Valz 4 Botts

it. is. OVER! - .LAG liked that

Over what? - John E. Bredehoft

Kaput! - .LAG liked that

Laszlo! - Kevin Johnson

huh whut? - Steven Perez

2600 messages....that number sounds familiar :) - Rah-PM 2012

42 - Roberto Bonini

location location and location - Ashish

NO U don't - John D Reasor

Excuse me. I pooted. :-( - DB Botts - Just DB Botts

Word Up! - Ian May

Micah reminded me of my duty. - Mike Nayyar

Your work is never done. - Micah

yep - Valz 4 Botts

nope - WoH: Minding her Botts

You are fired. - Louis Gray

I can't be fired if I quit and only post to this thread! - Mike Nayyar

Borked. - Brent from fftogo

Just checking! - Mike Nayyar

you think so? - Valz 4 Botts

Pretty certain. - Mike Nayyar

ok then - Valz 4 Botts

...and now, the END is HERE! - .LAG liked that

The END is NIGH! - DGentry

I thought this was over by now. - imabonehead

Nope. - Mike Nayyar

The last word will always be here: https://friendfeed.com/silas21... - Tinfoil 2.0

Nah, Perez can pretend, but this is the original, one and only. - Mike Nayyar

and here we go again. - Valz 4 Botts

I CAN HAZ LAST WURD? - Chris Heath

Nope - Mike Nayyar

- Peter Dawson

^NOT A WORD, PETER! - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™ from Android

I disqualify all others from this thread. The end. - Mike Nayyar

Every end brings a new beginning. - Penguin

Every middle brings another middle. When the world ends, will this comment be toward the end of the thread, or toward the beginning? - John E. Bredehoft

You guys!!! This post will forever break FF if we're not careful. - SAM

Yeah, we should all totally stop bumping this post. - Slippy

I'm surprised Friendfeed can still expand this thread. - Morton Fox

I'm frightened to try :-) - Slippy

Yeah really, that's risky stuff. - SAM

Oh, go ahead and expand it. What's the worst that could happen? - Morton Fox

no. it. ends. NOW! - .LAG liked that

Never. - Nick Humphries

What is this all about? - imabonehead

Oh, this? Nothing to see here. Move along. - Mike Nayyar

I'm reserving my like on this one for a special occasion. - Kevin L

It's ok, I have a lot of patience. - Mike Nayyar

But will it be enough? - Curdy G

Enough for me. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

I will have the last word on this thread when FriendFeed fades to dust. - Louis Gray

Hardly. - Micah

orbitofrontal - Ruchira S. Datta

crutches - Kevin Johnson

This will last until the end of FriendFeed. - Mike Nayyar

d <- The end of FriendFeed. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

You know how old this post it? This was still when Facebook status messages were prefaced by your name. THAT'S how old this is. - Mike Nayyar

What's Facebook? - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

It's this thing that steals you life and convinces you it's ok. - Mike Nayyar

Google+ - Roberto Bonini

Google who? - Mike Nayyar

What are we talking about? I'm a little afraid of expanding the comments. - Curdy G

No worries. I'll just end things right here. - Mike Nayyar

Here? - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

Not. - Laura Norvig from iPod

Yes. Here. - Mike Nayyar

You mean I've had this thread hidden for more than TWO YEARS already? Wow. - lris

I own this thread. The rest of you are comment fillers. - Louis Gray

Aloha - Josh Haley from iPhone

Is there any way for me to unsubscribe/mute this thing? Seriously? - Steve and 3 other people

this. is. IT! - .LAG liked that

Jicama - Ruchira S. Datta

MUST! - Kevin Johnson

OH HAI - Tinfoil 2.0

First! - Jenny R from Android

Thank you, Facebook, for keeping this thread alive. - Mike Nencetti

Jalopy - Ruchira S. Datta

*world-weary sigh* - Your Neighbor Steve

OH HAI, Mike! :D - Tinfoil 2.0

Dammit...this is back again... - Mike Nayyar

I wonder how that happened. - John (bird whisperer)

OMG, doesn't even want to image what would happen if Nayyar tried to use #fftop20. Actually I kind of do, but I bet it would be slow. Scores would be off the charts though. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

Probably still under 9000, people should try harder. - Jimminy, CoG of FF

Peanut. Butter. - Brent from iPhone

Jelly. Roll. - Moody (Sweet FA 4 Life)

#takip - Ali Oz

WHUT. - Steven Perez

juniper jehoshaphat - Ruchira S. Datta

Wow, this is still going on? - DGentry

Survey says.....Ding! - Micah

big bucks big bucks - Steve and 3 other people

This is where Google+ falls short. - John E. Bredehoft

How about now? - WoH: Minding her Botts

NOW? - Joe The Sausage

Now. - DGentry

W'sup, Denton? - Micah

Just bopping in to feed this thread. Its important to keep it alive. - DGentry

ALWAYS WORD LAST - Kevin Johnson

:g/last/d - Ashish

weee! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

hmmmmmmmm - Valz 4 Botts

stuufin' - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Is this thing still kicking around? *nudges with toe* - caj needs a haircut

apparently. - Mike Nencetti

THE TRUTH HAS SET ME FREE! - T-Bone Tsali, FF Cherokee from IM

Kol Tregaskes to Kol's feed, Funny Pics and Videos

No Matter How Hard You Try, It Is Impossible To Fax A Cat #shareit

April 19, 2009 - Comment - Like - Share

Ahmet Yükseltürk, selimovski, Joan Miro and 739 other people liked this

LOL! - Kol Tregaskes

238 more comments

That poor cat looks so confused. - Georgie Bestie

but it's so warm on top of the scanner! - DJF

Time for a cat scan! - Jemm

Iz I the right way up for printing? - Vicky

This is clearly not my cat. If this was my cat he's have one arm shoved down into the printer trying to tear up all the internal whirling bits with his bare claws. - Soup in a TARDIS

LOL, Soup! - Kol Tregaskes

that is one adorable kitten! - Anna Lynn M.

<3 - Furkan Tunalı

Too Funny! Reminds me of the San Mateo Cat Shelter where one of the cats loves to sleep on top of the laster printer where the paper comes out... - Greg Lato

Kitty!!!! - Janice

keep trying! - Morgan

FEED ME A CAT - tehKenny

Kol, it is NOT impossible. And that's all I'm saying. - Steven Perez

Push harder - Josh Haley

LOL@Jemm - AJ Batac :)

آخی - یک بابک

Hehe, Steven. I won't ask. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Gosh, just noticed this post has nearly 150 likes! :-D - Kol Tregaskes

1 closer....hilarious! - Jeffrey Marsh

There we go 150 likes. :-D - Kol Tregaskes

I'm in ur faxx masheen -- sendin de faxxez.... - Stephanie Segel

thanks, i needed a laugh - chaz2b

FAXCAT IS NOT AMUSED - Karl Knechtel

iz dat some copycat? - bora "head" basman

LOL, now nearly 200 likes! :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Thats no fax machine, thats my new patented kitty juicer! - Threepwood

Just one more like... please. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

it's over two huuunddreeeed - bora "head" basman

MOAR! - Pat Hawks

I need 9 copies please ! - Faraz Mullick

A cute cat :) - Mohammad Abdurraafay

Haha, Faráz. - Kol Tregaskes

Next target, 250 likes. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Friendfeed loev faxcat :o - Karl Knechtel

;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Pussy by fax. What will they think of next? - Mattb4rd

X)) - Neya

OMGosh, next up is the 300 likes mark. Anyone care to join in? ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Honestly, i'm not generally a fan of the Cat memes... But that is classic. - Alistair (alpinefolk)

You know this is the 7th most liked entry on FriendFeed ever: http://beta.friendfeed.com/search... !!! - Kol Tregaskes

Kol, this thread is pure genius. - Scoble, Alex Scoble

But only almost 50 comments.. :) - Simon Wicks

Simon, there's not much to comment regarding the picture :) But meta-comments are more than appropriate! - Ivan Zuzak

Simon, yeah we need 1500+ comments now, who wants to start? ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

there we go then for the 1500+!! - Jaap Willem

1600+ to beat the FFundercats live chat thread. I think with this real time now on all threads we're going to see some truly epic comment numbers. - Simon Wicks

Ivan, no the picture speaks for itself. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

OK, now it's the 4th: http://beta.friendfeed.com/search... - it's gonna take a huge effort to break the record of 452+ likes here: http://beta.friendfeed.com/imified... - Kol Tregaskes

OK, now this is the 3rd most liked entry: http://beta.friendfeed.com/search... :-D Crazy! - Kol Tregaskes

Too bad I am fresh out of likes of I would do it again. - Jason (not an Argonaut)

I'm using this photo in the latest chapter of can haz murder - anna sauce

Hehe, Anna. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

One more for 350 likes, LOL. This is mental! :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Come on, 350 cats for a cat getting crushed? You guys are mean. :-P - Richard A.

I'd like again if I could :-) - Dobromir Hadzhiev

bump - Simon Wicks

Richard, LOL! - Kol Tregaskes

Awesomely funny! - Martha

Next target: 400 likes? ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

theres one more for you Kol - Toby Graham

Toby, you're very kind. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Cute *_* - Sybelle

Hehe. - Kol Tregaskes

Just 6 more likes for the 400 then I'll leave you alone. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

can you spare a cat 6 likes? - Jason (not an Argonaut)

sweet - Eric Hofmann

Haha, Jason, wow 406 likes, madness! :-D - Kol Tregaskes

Madness? THIS. IS. FAX CAT. - Mike Nayyar

Well 452 likes is the record, hmm I think that is pushing it. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Awesome. - Scoble, Alex Scoble

this is underfaksink at its worzt - pb:

Petr, I have no idea what you mean, but thank you. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

@Kol .. :] that, partially, might have been the purpose.... I don't know it exactly either. :] .. was I reflecting on a cat under the fax, and that it is hard to fax that way ... /?:] ... "underfaxing at its worst" .. - pb:

Ah, OK, Petr. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

there ya have me ! :] .... see, to be honest with you, i saw this pic couple days ago, but i let it go, without posting it ..... what does that make me? :] - pb:

:-) - Kol Tregaskes

OMGosh, just 23 more likes to beat this: http://beta.friendfeed.com/imified... ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

433 Like ! Wow ! - Like

Freemor, yes very cute! :-D - Kol Tregaskes

cute~ - Chan Pen

that's why is called a cat scan and not a cat fax. - Phil Maxwell

oh ... a scan. not fax?! .... it looked to me like she was faxink - pb:

Just 5 more likes needed. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Fax, Petr. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

even a flat cat... faxes just can't handle the hair. You'd have to shave the cat first, else the hair will burn and stick to the drum... a mess! (I am extrapolating from transparencies, mind, i don't have access to a cat to test) - Iphigenie

Hehe, Joelle. This is now tied for the 'likes' top stop. One more then, hehe. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Hehe, Greg. Blimey! Erm, is that not far from 500 likes now? ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Bloody marvelous, Kol. Wish I could like it again... too cute (and help u to 500 likes). - Roberto Bonini

I couldn't believe it when I logged on from the morning over posting it and saw it was at something 200 likes! You all have a strange fetish with cats and fax machines, hehe. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Am I the only one who saw this and their first thought was - My goodness did someone break that cats neck? It still freaks me out a little - SteVe C

Steve, it does look a little out of place, but cats are pretty bendy. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

They fax much better if you flatten them first. What? - The original Kevin

LOL, Kevin. - Kol Tregaskes

i can also imagine the cat going there cause it is snug and warm - Iphigenie

Ey, it would be a tad warm on there, especially after a long working day. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Caption which needs to be said aloud: Uh Ohz, I'm totally FAXED! - The Real sofarsoShawn

Hehe, Shawn. 10 more for the big 5-0-0. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Countdown! 8 more now! - Mike Nayyar

bump for more likes - Josh Haley

bump - Roberto Bonini

One more!! :-) - Kol Tregaskes

I took mine away, too much pressure. - SteVe C

Wow, there we go, 500 likes!! Thank you all!! :-D - Kol Tregaskes

I think Fax Kitty deserves a prize for that. - Georgie Bestie

меня, признаться, подзаебал этот кот - Парадокс Смейла

Kendra, absolutely. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

So we can put this post to rest now. :-) 505 likes final count, wow! :-D Good night all! - Kol Tregaskes

did 3 people really un-like this? now at 506. wtf (edit: uh, oh, yeah, me and 2 + 506 others makes 509. dammit, jim, i'm an artist, not a mathematician) - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

wish I could double like! - metalerik

Wish I could just like it at all. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

This is also still on the Best of page. That must be the longest running best of post? :-) - Kol Tregaskes

But it's a cat being crushed... - Richard A.

برای چی این همه لایک خورده؟؟؟؟؟ - نصرآبادی

Hehe, Richard. - Kol Tregaskes

copy cat - gibilix

518 like! most liked post? - Lu Tao

ay yerim yaa çok tatlı kedicikk :)) - Arzu

Lu, yeah but a long way now. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

*bump* - Andre

Blew past 500 likes - LIKE!!!!! - Roberto Bonini

OMGosh, nearly heading to 550!! - Kol Tregaskes

So we know how many people use this site. - Richard A.

So that's what Paws Printing means. - Jack&Cleo

Richard, we getting there. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Jack, hehe. - Kol Tregaskes

this thread is making history. - vijay

Indeed .. this is a most epic thread - Mattb4rd

Hehe. 9 more for 550! - Kol Tregaskes

8... - The Real sofarsoShawn

7. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Actually only 5...cuz "You, Earl E Morningwood, yasin ghasemi and... 542 liked this" - The Real sofarsoShawn

Who wants to bet how many likes this thead is going to get??? - Roberto Bonini

Gosh, no idea. - Kol Tregaskes

take some bets then come back in a year to check? - Iphigenie

:) - SokooteDel

Holy smokes .. this pussy cat is approaching 600 likes! - Mattb4rd

552 now, so there are some unlikes going on, hehe, oh well. Still an amazing amount of likes. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

560! - The Real sofarsoShawn

And back down to 559. Hehe. - Kol Tregaskes

And how could anyone not love kitties after seeing this photo? - Susan Beebe

I liked it without reading this discussion - evidentially we have a lot of people who like the idea of faxing a cat! - Rich

Rich, yes, worrying, hehe. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

564! - The Real sofarsoShawn

I think we'll have to recruit more ffeeps before this record will ever be broken - Jason (not an Argonaut)

maybe a good way to clone cats :) - Roberto

Hehe, Roberto. - Kol Tregaskes

This surely couldn't hit 600 likes, could it!? - Kol Tregaskes

It could! Keep bumping it up! - imabonehead

It will :) - Roberto Bonini

My next cat post: http://beta.friendfeed.com/the-fun... - Kol Tregaskes

Wow, not even 600 Likes? Feh. ;-) - j1m

No yet. Close though. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Stuck on 581. - Kol Tregaskes

One of the best funny cat pictures I've seen! :-) - John Collis

Kristian, it appears to be. Hehe, John. - Kol Tregaskes

ای بابا این پیشول بی خیال نمی شود، بابا پاشو برو دنبال یه بازی دیگه ، از هفته پیش تا حالا تو فکس ولو شدی حوصله ات سر نرفته، پاشو اقلا بپر رو کیبوردی چیزی - Maryaminaa

11 more to 600. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

داداش كوتاه بيا، مي خواي ركورد بزني!؟ - Exir

هستم بره این کامنتتو ترجمه کنه اکسیر ! :))) داره از فضولی میمیره الان ! :D - Shayan

Hehe, 6 more likes. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Need 1 more like, by my calculation, to get to 600 - Josh Haley

Another unlike then, back down to 598. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

it's 598+3, at the moment ;-) - Andre

There we go, 601!! Wow, can't believe it. :-D Thanks everyone!! - Kol Tregaskes

3 people un liked :( - Roberto Bonini

I think there have been made unlikes over the last week, oh well. - Kol Tregaskes

too many likes, the kitteh is burning up..stop the madness...;) - Jason (not an Argonaut)

Haha, Jason. - Kol Tregaskes

614!!!!! - The Real sofarsoShawn

Whoa! :-) - Kol Tregaskes

man! ..Kol is gaining ... and I saw that pic one day before Kol posted it :X ..and i let it go! :[)] - pb:

Petr, who's he? - Kol Tregaskes

omg, this post passed 600 likes! - imabonehead

@Kol ..well the man .. Mr Photographer .. ok .. let me go there .. - pb:

I see. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

631 likes, amazing stuff. :-D - Kol Tregaskes

Day 11 and this thing's still going! - Phil Maxwell

Why fax yourself when you can get famous via FriendFeed? :-) - Willem (@wim66) ☠

whereas a cat *scan* is totally feasible - Megan Craig

Kol, congratulations, you won the Friendfeed Award for the most likes entry! - Jérôme

Kol is this from your rival: Squashy Cat Photography? - The Real sofarsoShawn

Haha, Shawn. Have you really bumped this one again? ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

LOL I was actually looking at best of month and I thought I'm going to be clever :-) - The Real sofarsoShawn

this makes me laugh every darn time I see it - Stephanie•CogSciLibrarian

Who is this NShawnFW? ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

kitties do like to find new spots to nap :) - Maryam

LOL, now over 650 likes. - Kol Tregaskes

این هنوز در نیومده از لای این دستگاه؟ - Maryaminaa

Wow. this is good..... pleased, Kol? - Roberto Bonini

Pleased? About the number of likes? I'm happy regardless. :-D - Kol Tregaskes

So do we think it will go to 700 likes? ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

what do you mean by "it" ? say "he" or "she". :) - Maryaminaa

Haha, I was referring to the entry. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

lol - Maryaminaa

I see someone already posted 'Copy Cat' !! LOL Great picture - Kevin J Hatton

:-) - Kol Tregaskes

O HAI! I IZ WATIN FR COOPONZ, KTHXBYE. - WYRD 101

Neksnapper 3000 Kitten Eradicator - Kills Kittehs Dead - Mattb4rd

Hehe. - Kol Tregaskes

10 more likes for 700! :-) - Kol Tregaskes

7 more by my count! - Bec Rowe @d0tski

Oops, yes you're right, Bec. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Isn't it illegal to fax a pussy? - aerobroken

It's really only social convention which regards it as inappropriate, same with Xeroxing it, like one does with their b__tocks. Wait are we still talking about cats cats here or... - The Real sofarsoShawn

OMGosh 700+ likes now!! LOL. Thank you all 702 of you. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Wow, not so bad huh? \u) - Zu from AOD

Before faxing it, you have to flatten it out a bit. You're going at it all wrong! :-) - Rick Cogley

Bumping some old great posts. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

Now THAT is a classic! - Allan Besselink

you have to flatten it first!!! ;) - Neda S.

This is very good humor! - TrafficBug

Hey, we've hit the 700-like mark. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

just a couple thousand to go - Jason (not an Argonaut)

LOL - Smeerch

__awesome__ - scotu ._.,

and it got resurrected once again! - Iphigenie

I managed to do it once, but I don't think I'm going to do it again. The results were a little fuzzy. - Seth Greenblatt

Bump. - Kol Tregaskes

ahahahahaha salaaa baaaaaakkkkkk - missipipi

I'm so glad this thread has been revived. The cat in the fax machine never fails to delight. - Michelle Jones

aha! 700 kişi zorla kapağın altına tepilen kediyi beğenmiş - Siminya

I've heard of cheap paper but this is ridiculous!! - Neda S.

Copy the cat - Alyn William

And there I was thinking this was the most liked post on FriendFeed. Darn, just 3rd. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Just 100 more likes to go. ;-) - Kol Tregaskes

Missed this the first time around. - John (bird whisperer)

:-) - Kol Tregaskes

Wow, over 700 likes. :-D - Kol Tregaskes

715 likes and counting. - Kol Tregaskes

Fax Yeah! - Playing Well with Others

:-) - Kol Tregaskes

who revived that one? - Iphigenie

Me, sorry. - Kol Tregaskes

Just 40 more likes. :-) - Kol Tregaskes

all right let's do it... - Iphigenie

Love this one! - Fossil Huntress

:-) - Kol Tregaskes

#aaaf - Ali Oz

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June 24 from Picasa Web Albums - Comment - Like - Share

From an AT&T commercial. If they think that's what web hosting is, no wonder they haven't figured out 4G. Don't forget the 5G whitepaper is going on 3 years old now. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

Derek Coward

I got the job! I start on July 5.

June 22 - Comment - Like - Share

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WOO HOO! Congrats! :D - Hookuh Tinypants

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WAY TO GO DEREK! Congratulations sir. - SAM

Excellent. I'm happy for you. - Your Neighbor Steve

YAY! That's great news, Derek! - Anika

Congrats! - Lix

Well done :) - Pete

Yaaaaaaayyyyyy - MoTO Bott

congrats! - holly #ravingfangirl

Congrats! - Kevin Johnson

yaaaaaay! - tiffany

Congratulations! - Tamara J. from FFHound(roid)!

Congrats - Rodfather

:D - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!

YAY!!! - Vicarbott

Yay!!!!! - Auntie Buttinsky Botts

Good for you - Eric

congrats, Derek! - jbrotherlove

Awesome. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!

Super awesome!! Congratulations, Derrick!! They're lucky to have you on board. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

Congratulations Derek! - Mark J Severely Inert

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Home again x2 + Jiggity Jig! Glad to be back on the Westsiiieeeeede! #Fb

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

40 degrees cooler in Venice than it was 4 hours ago in Joshua Tree. WOW! - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

John (bird whisperer)

Bank Of America Threatens To Foreclose On Homeowner If He Doesn't Pay $0.00 ASAP - The Consumerist - http://consumerist.com/2011...

June 8 from Bookmarklet - Comment - Like - Share

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"Oh, Bank of America... will you never cease to amuse/amaze/horrify us? Yet another computer glitch from this year's Worst Company in America runner-up had one Massachusetts homeowner scratching his head when he received a foreclosure notice from BofA warning him that his property would end up in foreclosure if he didn't immediately pay the amount of $0.00." - John (bird whisperer) from Bookmarklet

Here's someone who turned it around on BofA: http://www.digtriad.com/news... - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

Hell, I'll pick up the tab for him. *grabs checkbook* - teleken from BuddyFeed

Derrick

Staying inside.

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June 1 - Comment - Like - Share

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You are in for a long summer, my friend. - Your Neighbor Steve

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Summer here is usually April to November, so they say. - Derrick

Whoa. that 95 with lightning looks scary. - Rodfather

Today's the first day of hurricane season too. - Derrick

Phew, looks BEAUTIFUL! Here in Reno it has been cold and rainy. We are still waiting for summer to show up. - Nicholas Kreidberg

ugh. This is why I can't live in the south. - Katy S

Man, fuck your weather. - Hookuh Tinypants

good thing it doesn't show the humidity, too - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

I need to go corral my trashcan, but I'm scared to go outside. Humidity is only 60% but the real feel temp is 107F. :( - Derrick

If it makes you feel any better, it's 100 here in GA. w/out humidity factored in! - Jenny from Android

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It's official. Now I guess you can call me "Rev A"

June 1 - Comment - Like - Share

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My neighbors blew me away by asking me to be the officiant at their wedding later this month. Wow! What an honor! - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

Awesome! - Shevonne

I've gotten to do cool things along the way, but this one took me by surprise. The ceremony will be out at Joshua Tree & we'll be staying in 29 Palms. Sounds like it will be beautiful. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

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Got caught with my pantries down: Not sure which is more depressing -- how much food I threw out or how long ago I should have. Bleh #fb

April 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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Still not done. Canned and packaged shelf-food, but some of it is YEARS past its "Best by" date. Heh. Glad I look before I eat, at least. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

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“Giacometti enabled me to know myself better” | The Art Newspaper - http://www.theartnewspaper.com/article...

April 14 from Bookmarklet - Comment - Like - Share

"For many, what Giacometti saw, as embodied in his work, was the loneliness of man. Carola, who was a patient and student of the psychoanalyst and cultural theorist Jacques Lacan—also a friend of the sculptor’s—demurs: “Lacan teaches us not to interpret things. You cannot interpret Giacometti’s work from a psychological or philosophical point of view without trivialising it. All these interpretations of his work as symbolising human loneliness or alienation are too simplistic, taking no account of their truly unique nature. “If Alberto’s extraordinary and indescribably complex works carry a message,” she adds, “it is about respecting the existence of things outside ourselves, a joyous message of affection and friendship. This is why his sculpture speaks to everyone.”" - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from Bookmarklet

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If you're in the Arlington, VA area, check out the FREE! "Red Glory" hedge rose plants available for pick up at Bon Air Memorial Rose Garden. http://maps.google.com/maps... They are leaning against the small closet next to the garden. Since the roots were cut they will probably die back a bit when first planted. Next year they will do fine. Planted 1959!

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April 6 - Comment - Like - Share

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Wow, I wish I did live in the area. That's like planting history. - Shannon - GlassMistress

My cousin works for the Parks Department & really enjoys maintaining many of the historical plantings around the Arlington area. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

Mary Carmen

Does anyone want to marry us? We need to find an officiant.

April 4 - Comment - Like - Share

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*raises hand* - Johnny from iPhone

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Can one of your close friends do it? You may want someone more practised, but for us it was so special and meaningful to have someone who had been instrumental in our lives and relationship. - joey

Ummm.....maybe I can talk Rebecca into getting a license. - Mary Carmen

http://www.themonastery.org/... I don't know if that works in your state but it's what our friend used :) - joey

My neighbors just asked me to marry them. Have been looking into the Universal Life Church online ordination. It appears that you only need "credentials" to sign the legal license/certificate documents that need to be filed. Check your local listings; YMMV. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

We debated about this for a long time and eventually asked Kevin's uncle to do it. He had never done it before, but he did wonderful!! I think he used Universal Lief Church! - Rachel Lea Fox

I'm an ordained minister. :) - Steven Perez

I would offer to get ordained online and do it. But only if I'm allowed to do it in the voice of the minister in "The Princess Bride". "Wuv! Twoooo wuv" - Joe "Looptid" Pierce

Peter Cook! - Joe The Sausage

I think I can help you with that...gimme a minute - furrworld

Depending on where you get married I might have resources too. - Bubba Botts

http://personalized-weddings.com/ - furrworld

Akiva and I are both ordained through the Universal Life Church. Akiva was the officiant for my brother's marriage last year! - Rochelle

Whereabouts are y'all? As a sista, I can't officiate, but I happen to live with a church organist. Oh yeah, and I play flute. :-) - Ladyepiphanybug

We will be getting married in NY. - Mary Carmen

Yep, Universal Life Church minister here too. :) We got Serge ULC ordained so he could officiate at ours. - Jason P

I'm doing one in CA in the fall for our friends, come on over we'll make it a double. - SteVe C

My boyfriend can, apparently. Do these things work cross state? And I can make him come out here. - Miriella

Do a courthouse thing then have someone "officalize" at the wedding and have it be a cool thing. - ♫410 I Coach 'em Up♫

Imma make Rebecca get ordained. She can marry us ;-) - Mary Carmen

Maybe Jim and I can travel to CA. :^) - Friar Will (:^)

We're getting married in NY at my parents' house. - Mary Carmen

NY is even better. :^) - Friar Will (:^)

Can I do that??? - furrworld

Yup....follow the link that joey posted above. They even have links by state. - Mary Carmen

Seriously though, if you would like to use my services, I would be honored. Just let me know, - Friar Will (:^)

Thank you for the offer. It is very generous. - Mary Carmen

One of my friends is a wedding officiant and she has family back east (she lives in SF). I can DM you her website so you can see if she's available. She's a fantastic lady and...a librarian. :-D - vicster

Do you seriously want me to do that? I am a little afraid of your mom - furrworld

We'd love it. My mom doesnt get a say in that. - Mary Carmen

I might cry...you know how emotional I get - furrworld

well someone has to cry, it's a wedding after all. - Mary Carmen

Lol you crack me up...I will have like 6 months to lose the weight - furrworld

Where do you live? - Josh Aaron Willis

Cali...wedding will be on Long Island. - Mary Carmen

Oh, well my dad is a preacher but we live in Houston. - Josh Aaron Willis

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ARTE-TV Meets DeeKay; and you should too! « kylieirelandblog - http://kylieirelandblog.com/2011...

March 25 from Bookmarklet - Comment - Like - Share

"I decided that this might be the time to let the proverbial cat out of the bag, so-to-speak, about who I am and who DeeKay is. I have long been a photographer, focusing mostly on the great vanishing motel signs across America. The neon kind of the post-Depression and Googie era, but I rarely shoot them at night…I prefer them in their raw state, during the daytime so you can see their neglected and weathered state, great metal victims of the elements, rusting and peeling, broken neon… forgotten, decrepit and unloved. My photography is not something I talk about all that often; it’s a part of me, of my soul. In the world of adult, where every part of me is out there for the world to see, where I perform acts in front of a camera that most people don’t even speak of let alone attempt to do in the privacy and comfort of their bedrooms…and then add it the interviews and articles…and my radio show where everything from my porn adventures to my relationships (and then some) is all out there... more... - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from Bookmarklet

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Just before midnite, Heaven's choir got a brand-new Alto. Goodnite, Mom, you're always with me. Turn up the organ vibrato the way you like.

January 17, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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Oh, I'm sorry Chris. - Anika

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Sorry to hear Chris :-( - Jenthemum

:( so sorry, Chris - Penguin from iPod

So sorry, chris. - Auntie Buttinsky Botts

*HUGS* Chris. - Cristal Blue Persuasion

I'm sorry, Chris. - Derrick

I am very sorry - aden {Wookie keeper} from Android

My condolences, Chris. - Jenny R

I'm so sorry. :( - Rollin' in the LB from YouFeed

Condolences to you and your family, Chris ((hugs)) - WoH: Minding her Botts

my condolences Chris - MoTO Bott

I'm so sorry, Chris. Holding you and your family in my prayers. - Ladyepiphanybug

I'm sorry for your loss, Chris. - Marie

I'm so sorry, Chris. - vicster

So sorry, condolences to you and your family. - Heather

So sorry to hear this... Prayers of comfort and peace for you and your family. - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™

... - Zu from AOD

Thank you so very, very much, everyone, for your thoughts, prayers & condolences. I honestly believe I have been carried this far by each and every one of them. The show's not over yet, but I have been strengthened and encouraged by you all. Thank you again, so so very much. It really means a lot. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

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Doctors say Mom's not responding to meds, and this morning, her condition has worsened to the point of near-catatonic non-responsiveness overall. Glad I got here in time last night to catch some of her before it got any worse. Dr also said he expects only 2-3 more days, but this could linger on for days or weeks, so we're setting up home hospice.

January 12, 2011 - Comment - Like - Share

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Oh no. I thought she was on the mend. I hope the home-care helps. - Anika

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oh, this is sad news. i'm sorry. - Marie

in my prayers chris - Valz 4 Botts

Many prayers for comfort at this time. :( - Janet-The Bottley Crue

Thank you all so very, very much, it really helps. Mom always said she thought she could feel it when people were praying for her, and I can often feel being held safe by all your warm thoughts and wishes. She seems comfortable, at least. Quiet & sleeping. Me, I'm just trying not to lose it, but I'm allowed to for now. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

I'm keeping you and your Mom in my thoughts. - vicster

Very rough situation. I hope for peace for your family. - SteVe C

I'm sorry to hear this. My prayers are with her. ((hugs)) - Anne Bouey

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As impossible (and unlikely) as it seems, according to the official record, as of 1:56 PM Central Time today, I will have been a mouth-breather for a full half-century. Quite frankly, if I'd known I was going to last this long, I might have actually come up with a plan.

December 29, 2010 - Comment - Like - Share

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Happy birthday, Chris!!! - Derrick

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Happy Birthday! - aden {Wookie keeper}

Happy birthday! - Vicarbott

Happy birthday! - peamageddon

Happy Birthday - RAPatton

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHRIS! I hope you have a great you-day. - Anika from Android

HAPPY HAPPY BDAY, CHRIS!!! =) - Anna Haro

Happy Bday! - Heather

Happy birthday! - Kirsten

Have a great birthday, Chris! - Josh Haley

Happy Birthday! We mouth-breathers need to stick together! - Mark J Severely Inert

Happy Birthday! We share the same day! - MoTO Bott

Yay! Happy Birthday! - WoH: Minding her Botts

Happy birthday!! - Yolanda

Happy Birthday, upside-down named guy! - Brent

Happy birthday! - Spidra Webster

Thank you so much, everyone for your wonderful birthday wishes. Haven't had much time to get back here to catch up, but wanted to at least pass along my humble, heartfelt appreciation and best wishes to all for a happy, safe and prosperous New Year! - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

Happy Happy! - Auntie Buttinsky Botts from iPhone

Happy birthday!!! - Anna Lynn M.

Happy birthday - Eric

Happy birthday! - rowlikeagirl

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December 24, 2010 from Picasa Web Albums - Comment - Like - Share

At Dad's on Christmas Eve. We got a pleasant, respectable snowfall, which the warm ground was nice enough to melt away for us. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

Scoble, Alex Scoble

I think it's funny and cool that a women's basketball team now has the winning streak record, which they took over from a 70's men's team.

December 23, 2010 - Comment - Like - Share

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I just hope Sarah Palin isn't in the movie. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

The fact that a women's team broke the previous record is funny in the ha ha men, you suck, category, Mark. But yeah, it's way cool. - Scoble, Alex Scoble

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For some reason, the not-so-Christmassy melody from "Danse Macabre" has been the tune stuck in my head since last nite. Ho ho ho anyway! #fb

December 22, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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But in all fairness, it's not the main theme, but a back theme the cellos carry that pops out once and a while...which, now that I think of it, might be just a _little_ Christmassy. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

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Let the Holiday begin! En route to LAX, then on to Kansas City for the rest of the year!

December 19, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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Jealous! That's what we were supposed to do. - Anika

The snow has already started, from what I hear, altho the original forecast for today was near 50. Looks like this rain we're getting is moving on east. Hopefully, we won't get dumped on like last year, when Mom & I were snowed-in for a couple days! - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

Rachael Depp

I left my keys in my front door - overnight. Smooth :)

December 16, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Yikes - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

Kamilah Reed (K. Gill)

SUPER COCK

December 14, 2010 - Comment - Like - Share

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o_O - John (bird whisperer)

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CHANGES FRSM COCK ROBOT - Kamilah Reed (K. Gill)

I suspect "FRSM" is a naughty word. - ha3rvey (literally)

seems Cosbyesque. - Joe The Sausage

Perfect gift for the teabagger on your list. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

But I want one, too - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

https://friendfeed.com/jobbler... - Joe The Sausage

Wish I could see what you said there, Joe, but I can't see your feed. - Kamilah Reed (K. Gill)

sorry. that's one of the down sides of my having a private feed. just subbed to you, btw. - Joe The Sausage

FRSM - edythe

chaz2b

2,400-Year-Old Pot of Soup Found in Chinese Tomb - http://www.aolnews.com/2010...

December 14, 2010 from Bookmarklet - Comment - Like - Share

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#NomNom - chaz2b from Bookmarklet

It's the original Holy Grail of Top Ramen!! - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from Pip.io

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If you need to feel deliriously giddy, please watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch...

December 8, 2010 - Comment - Like - Share

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The first time I heard this was on Andy Summers' album "The Golden Wire". He covered this very well, as it turns out! Still having a hard time stumbling across the English translation for the lyrics tho. Google just acts like it's in a Bing advert. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

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If only I knew someone who spoke Hindi... - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

Well, maybe some of the Hindi speakers here might come to your rescue. In the meantime, here's the synopsis of the film: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... - Spidra Webster

Thanks, Spidra :-) - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

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The Florentine Pogen Cookies - http://www.lukpac.org/~handma...

November 18, 2010 from Bookmarklet - Comment - Like - Share

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"The cookies in the picture were bought in an ordinary Swedish supermarket [2] on March 4, 1999. They are the actual Florentine Pogen cookies - the name is different in Swedish, the packaging is of course different from 1970s-style American packaging, but the cookies inside are the same. They are between 5 and 6 centimeters across, and only a few millimeters thin. (DAUGHTER OF A WEALTHY COOKIE? While a Florentine Pogen undeniably is a cookie, Zappa certainly wasn't using the term literally, as in daughter of a wealthy cookie. What he did mean exactly, if he meant anything more than nonsense, is not known (and will probably never be). Perhaps it is a derogatory description.)" - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from Bookmarklet

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I'll tell you what isn't happening right now -- my laundry.

November 27, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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But I am making headway getting all my media corraled on to one 2TB drive, FWIW - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

lol - Anna Haro

ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ

Has anyone brought up how creepy it seems that total strangers will be looking at the children going through the body scanners? #fb

November 28, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just seems weird the scare-mongering media hadn't played that card yet. Maybe they were saving it for the Big Holiday Season. - ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ from iPhone

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