“Treating myself to a frozen coke. New nurse is not so good with needles.”

“At the doctors, about to have my flu and b12 shots.”

“Wanting everyone with kids to hug them, right now, because life is unpredictable.”

“Wanting to thank everyone for the DM's, SMS's, emails, phone calls. I'll get back to you soon. I need time I comprehend everything.”

“Feeling numb after hearing the test results.”

“Crying.”

“Worried about my friends baby. He's being taken by ambulance to PMH. Poor little bub has been sick for weeks.”

“Went with my mother to the doctors today. She had another skin cancer cut out.”

“Glad I kept all my old pairs of jeans. Recent weight loss has made me a size 8 again.”

“Downloading the new NIn's record 'the slip' after being teased by Reznor for the past 30 minutes. http://theslip.nin.com”

“Downloading the new NIn's track 'the slip' after being teased by Reznor for the past 30 minutes. http://theslip.nin.com”

“Going back to bed and hoping that nature won't send more wasps that can teleport while I sleep. We are so not friends, nature!”

“Just got attacked by a wasp. When did wasps learn to teleport into bedrooms at 1:38am during the night?!”

“Having a conversation about cocks. It's funny how swiftly topics can change.”

“Wondering why I even bother explaining physics to my mothers friend. I should just tell her the universe is made of pancakes.”

“Wondering why Faceook doesn't have 'becoming a nun' or 'pornstar' relationship status options.”

“Watching Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. "Don't fuck it, make love to it!" I love this show.”

“Wishing I could buy more phone updates from the Twitter gods. 250 is never enough for me.”

“Sending love and hugs to @moist and @nezzle.”

“Accidentally spilt a drink all over my sheets, freshly washed clothes, paperwork, books, phone and the dog. Go team me!”

“Counting down the hours until I'm unshaped and can download Lost, The Office and ER.”

“Picking up the dog from the groomers. She's been playing with cute puppies all day.”

“Wanted to take a stealth photo of Mr & Mrs McCreepy, but I thought they might be serial killers and best not to piss them off.”

“Forgot to Tweet about the creepy guy smelling and licking lingerie today. His wife stood by is side looking at the ground.”

“Sending @kevinrose some lemsip tea.”

“Buying tiny baby socks and clothes for a friend that is having a baby tonight.”

“Trying to make a call but the network is busy.”

“Wanting 70% of the Wheels And DollBaby 'La Clementine' collection. Lack of money stands in the way. http://tinyurl.com/3mqnrb”

“Watching Hell's Kitchen and drinking a glass of red wine.”

“Installing the bathroom door that I've been fixing and painting this past week.”

“Wouldn't mind some of that free shit @johnoxton mentioned. Everyone loves free shit.”

“Feeling used by the daily PR and beta emails. Blogging has become so commercial and even personal bloggers like me get hounded.”

“Making banana bread to cheer myself up. I love banana bread, easy to make and a healthy treat.”

“Tired of being lied to and by fake bullshitty people. Needing cuddles.”