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Hi mommy. I've just arrived in Amsterdam and found a nice, little place to live.... - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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The REPORT procedure (PROC REPORT) combines features of the PRINT, TABULATE, and MEANS procedures, along with features of the DATA step, in a single report-writing tool that can be used to produce a variety of reports. You can use PROC REPORT in both windowing and non-windowing environments; however, this paper focuses on using PROC REPORT in a non-windowing environment. This paper introduces PROC REPORT syntax and functionality to audiences with little or no experience with PROC REPORT. - Jesper K. Hansen
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Thursday at 2:36 pm - Link
This paper introduces DocItOut, a free open source tool, which is specifically developed to traverse these messy directories and generate properly formatted web documentation in HTML format based on the comments and statements in the SAS code. The latest release of DocItOut can be downloaded from http://docitout.sourceforge.ne.... - Jesper K. Hansen
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Italian State Police receive new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4
Italian State Police receive new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4
Italian State Police receive new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4
November 1 at 2:39 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
It's generally never a good idea to try and outrun the the local constabulary, but that would be particularly true if you happen to be in Italy within the jurisdiction of Prefect Antonio Manganelli. Manganelli heads up the Italian State Police and he just took delivery of the latest police package special from the crew at Lamborghini. This time around the Bolognese automaker added the decals and lights to its new Gallardo LP560-4. - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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Gallery of the Absurd: By Popular Demand, The Sarah Palin Talking Doll
October 29 at 2:31 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
"By Popular Demand, The Sarah Palin Talking Doll Palindoll Political Miracles™ Lifelike Beauty Queen-Turned-Vice Presidential Candidate Doll only: $59.99 With change of clothes: $150,059.99" - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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October 23 at 12:41 pm - Link
Hafler Professional products are no longer being manufactured. If you are in need of product information, specifications or owners manuals, this website is fully active and you'll likely find the information here. - Jesper K. Hansen
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October 23 at 1:49 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
We hereby announce that the financial crisis was not caused by erroneous bankers, stock brokers or politicians... - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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Life's four stages of self-confidence - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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Gallery of the Absurd: Sarah Palin Product Endorsement Ideas
October 4 at 1:02 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
"Now anyone can gain valuable foreign policy experience when they gaze through these highly sophisticated Sarah Palin Foreign Policy Binoculars. The patented Moose Boost technology allows laser focus on most any country outside the US." - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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September 22 at 4:49 am - Link
User's guides and manuals - Jesper K. Hansen
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Hedge Fund - I Can Has Cheezburger?
September 15 at 8:32 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
"Hedge Fund" - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
September 10 at 2:32 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
"DAYTON, TN—A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton." - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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September 10 at 2:11 am - Link
This sample is going to cover a typical scenario where a user has joined or manipulated data in SAS® Enterprise Guide. The user then wants to use the process flow as a basis for a SAS® Information Map. This example uses three tables from the SASHELP library, so you should be able to follow along without having to create any special tables. The major steps involved are the following: - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 22 at 1:35 pm - Link
WMWifiRouter instantly turns your wifi enabled smartphone* into a wireless internet hotspot. Now you can use your laptop and any other device with wifi to get online and surf, email, instant message, and anything else you normally use the internet for! - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 22 at 7:52 am - Link
Getting Started with SAS(R) ETL Studio SAS ETL Studio is an application that enables you to manage ETL process flows - sequences of steps for the extraction, transformation, and loading of data. This tutorial is intended for warehouse development specialists who use SAS ETL Studio to extract, transform, and load information into a data warehouse or data mart. - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 20 at 3:50 am - Link
ffdshow is DirectShow and VFW codec for decoding/encoding many video and audio formats, including DivX and XviD movies using libavcodec, xvid and other opensourced libraries with a rich set of postprocessing filters. - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 19 at 2:39 pm - Link
From the blog post: "We have all seen the latest iPhone ad from Apple, you know, the one where they say everything goes twice as fast. Today, a friend of mine sent me a video that might put things in a slightly different perspective." - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 16 at 6:58 am - Link
ISO Recorder is a Windows XP freeware utility that uses native Windows XP functions to write images to a CD. You can download this utility from the author’s Web page. When the program is installed, it is automatically associated with the ISO file extension in Windows Explorer. - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 14 at 10:33 am - Link
Today’s SAS® environment has high numbers of concurrent SAS processes and ever-growing data volumes. It is imperative to proactively manage system resources and performance to keep your SAS community productive and happy. We have found that ensuring your SAS applications have the proper computer resources is the best way to make sure your SAS users remain happy. - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 12 at 4:59 pm - Link
Podmailing enables you to send and receive files in excess of 1 gigabyte, without changing habits: you keep your e-mail address unchanged and use your standard e-Mail software or web-mail account. - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 8 at 5:12 pm - Link
still reading...but my jaw is dropped right now! - Justin Korn
Wow, that's unbelievable. - Chris Rivait
Blint and the SFMOMA can kiss my...time to get a group of photogs to all go in together? Let me know when the beg to apologize. - Justin Korn
It is pretty crappy. To accuse someone of using a telephoto to spy on his employees is a crappy charge and not something that one ought to get kicked out of a museum for. If the SF MOMA doesn't want their employees that sit in the atrium appearing in photos then they should not have a "photography is allowed policy" per their website in their atrium. Simon Blint is like plenty of other assholes I've run into over the years. A power trippy person who gets upset when someone challenges their word. - Thomas Hawk
thanks Justin, appreciate the digg and support. - Thomas Hawk
TH: This is absolutely ridiculous! I don't have that much (any?) power, but I'm going to do everything I can do get this story out (not that you don't have enough followers/supporters) - Justin Korn
"Blint obviously knows nothing of photography because the 14mm ultra wide angle lens on my camera body was about the furthest thing possible from a telephoto lens." Ultra-LOL - Johnny Worthington
Sigh. Amazing that they are still being jerks about photography. - Robert Scoble
It appears that they have (just?) changed their policy on the website. "Photography is not permitted in the galleries. Flash photography is permitted only with a handheld camera in the Atrium." http://bit.ly/4sm86V - Jauder Ho
Jauder: But TH was in the Atrium, and he wasn't using a tripod, so his camera was handheld. Do you interpret the policy as 'only flash cameras are okay. Cameras without flashes are not'? - Kevin Fox
So 'handheld' must only be point and shoot... - Johnny Worthington
Kevin: Upon initial reading of the policy, for some reason I fixated/associated it to mean only P&S. My bad. I do not like what happened to TH and would definitely like to see a reponse from MOMA addressing this. - Jauder Ho via twhirl
sounds like the Curator of the SF MOMA needs a slew of emails , in protest . Perhaps a large photography meetup at the SFMOMA . Press Office commassistant@sfmoma.org - johnpiercy
A photowalk with video camera would be lots of fun! Then we could have a segment about "what to do if you are accosted by an asshole." :-) - Robert Scoble
I'm in for a photowalk over there. I just sent an email to the curator as well. - Justin Korn
http://www.google.com/search?q... I hope this is just a wake up call for him and that he doesn't lose his job over his poor behavior. - Erica Baker
Sounds like a good human interest 'new story' for a local TV station or Newspaper. Works every time - Charlie Anzman
@Erica incompetence at a high-level position like that where interfacing with the public is priority #1 is exactly the sort of reason he should be severely reprimanded or terminated. That's the last thing a museum needs is bad press. - Pete Delucchi
Thomas - want to come visit DC's Union Station with me? - Andrew Feinberg
Nice shot from the Atrium BTW - Johnny Worthington
Reprimanded yes. Fired? Only if he has an established pattern of this sort of behavior. - Erica Baker
I dugg the post, and sent an e-mail to relay my astonishment. Looking at the other staff members' e-mail addresses on the PR contact page, it was pretty easy to guess at Simon's. - Tom Harrison
like, dugg, shared and whatever else you need to help :) - Tim Hoeck
I'm sorry you got kicked out, Thomas! What I really don't understand about his accusation of your spying (and it seems to be a common excuse to try to stop photography these days) is that newer P&S cameras are capable of crazy zoom. If someone were spying, do they not think they would want to be the LEAST conspicuous? It makes no sense. - carlotta fancypants
I can't believe this happened. I hope everyone talks up this issue and something changes. I noticed that people react differently when you use a DSLR instead of a small point-n-shoot. - Tom Newman
Ppl freak out when I pull out my DSLR..... - John Staton
But more and more people have DSLRs these days -- I think they will just have to get used to it - Brian Sullivan
facebook profile -Simon Blint http://www.facebook.com/home.p... - johnpiercy
Wow, what a muppet. - Andrew Garrett
I just delicious tagged and anonymous tipped your story for SFist... we'll see if they pick it up... - Richard Walker
Tomorrow night I'm going to see two friends who work in the SF MOMA dungeon. I'll ask them about this miscreant. - Richard Walker
I left an hour before this happened but not before I had to body check the over zealous security girl who literally got within 6 inches of my personal space because I refused to acknowledge her 2nd request to turn my off camera. - Mrsth
Simon Blintz is a douche nozzle. He needs a good kick in the nuts. - Noel Kleinman
Something tells me he's going to have come to his senses by Monday. - Pete Delucchi
If you haven't dugg it yet (only 200 or so have!) do it...http://digg.com/travel_places/... - Justin Korn
Holy sh**. I took tons of photos at the Louvre and no one cared. - sergiooo via NoiseRiver
Ridiculous. This type of stuff really annoys me and makes me wonder about the future of public photography in general. I'm amazed at how quickly our photographic freedoms are being torn away by unbased bias and fear. GRRRRRRR. - Sam Dodge
Interestingly, Simon seems to shoot with a Canon EOS Digital Rebel XTi. http://flickr.com/search/?q=Si... His behavior seems more douchey to me now. - Erica Baker
This man needs to loose his job over this incident. Not even a public apology should save him from getting canned. I've had a similar incident regarding my camera at a NY Islanders game in the Nassau Coliseum and have been following Thomas Hawk's series of posts about the museum with interest. David Pogue wrote about this as well after a motocross event incident a few months back. - Tony Vota
Wow! 12 pages of ff entries on "Simon Blint" in just 19 hours. http://friendfeed.com/search?q... - Jesper K. Hansen
What a nippy arse. Hope he gets read the riot act. - Chris Nixon
There are some comments over on SFist from people with first-hand opinions: http://sfist.com/2008/08/09/sf... - Richard Walker
Oh, and one more thing to all of you that are trying to make this an issue of Hawk's or Blint's character, I think the real issue stems from trumped up "security" meant to keep us "safe." All sorts of power-tripping security guards and police have become accustomed to people immediately accepting restricted rights with the magic words "post 9/11." The reason it is such a hot-button issue is that most people have not pushed back against the Patriot act and all it (theoretically) allows law enforcement to restrict. But sure, go right ahead and make this a "Diva" vs. "Employee" issue. And may thee forever lack moisturizer on thine inglorious vacations. - Richard Walker
Sorry this happened to you Thomas, it's strange to see how close minded and arrogant are some of the people in art institution. What happened to you and to me last week is a sign of the times: photography is increasingly seen as a danger as it cannot be controlled. http://digg.com/arts_culture/A... - Davide Bedin
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August 8 at 4:59 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
"You can vote for ur favorite in each group and we will announce the winners tonight on LOL Day!" - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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August 7 at 3:03 pm - via Reshare - Link
Very interesting stuff indeed! I especially like the paper textures - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 7 at 2:23 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
"You can vote for ur favorite in each group and we will announce the winners on LOL Day evening, Friday, August 8th!" - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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August 6 at 1:41 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
"You can vote for ur favorite in each group and we will announce the winners on LOL Day evening, Friday, August 8th!" - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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August 6 at 3:09 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
"Aurora is a concept video presenting one possible future user experience for the Web, created by Adaptive Path as part of the Mozilla Labs concept browser series. Aurora explores new ways people could interact with the Web in the future based on projected technological trends and real-world scenarios." - Jesper K. Hansen via Bookmarklet
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August 5 at 11:10 am - Link
posted: July 03, 2008 These quick reference guides were popular at SAS Global Forum 2008. We have added more tip sheets and made them available from the Base SAS focus area. We put the most frequently used information on one sheet of paper. Print on both sides of legal-sized (8.5 x 14 inches) paper and keep them on your desk for daily reference. - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 5 at 11:10 am - Link
posted: July 03, 2008 These quick reference guides were popular at SAS Global Forum 2008. We have added more tip sheets and made them available from the Base SAS focus area. We put the most frequently used information on one sheet of paper. Print on both sides of legal-sized (8.5 x 14 inches) paper and keep them on your desk for daily reference. - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 5 at 5:19 am - Link
Monday, August 4th, 2008 Do you have something you need to capture? How about a way to remember someone you meet at a party? A business card? A receipt? Ever had an interesting idea on the freeway? Well, Evernote is the way to do it and Phil Libin, CEO, shows me how it works. Why is it so cool? Well, if you take a picture of someone with Evernote it converts any text in the photo to searchable text. You can also leave text notes, or graphic notes. It’s really something you should check out. - Jesper K. Hansen
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August 5 at 5:19 am - Link
Monday, August 4th, 2008 Do you have something you need to capture? How about a way to remember someone you meet at a party? A business card? A receipt? Ever had an interesting idea on the freeway? Well, Evernote is the way to do it and Phil Libin, CEO, shows me how it works. Why is it so cool? Well, if you take a picture of someone with Evernote it converts any text in the photo to searchable text. You can also leave text notes, or graphic notes. It’s really something you should check out. - Jesper K. Hansen
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