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I just saw sideboob in an ad for SoBe Lifewater. So...very...thirsty. #YvonneStrahovski

13 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stephen King's THE STAND is now available as an audiobook, narrated by Grover Gardner. Nearly 48 hours. It's a big'un.

15 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Get these mutts away from me. You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Battle: Battle: NY, Day Two - http://www2.netflix.com/Movie...

23 hours ago from Netflix instant queue - Comment - Like - Share

Tweet, tweet. Twiddly diddly deet.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't know much about this Downton Abbey business, but it looks like someone's finally getting punched in their stiff upper lip next week.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Not so fast, buddy. - http://kjtoo.com/2012...

Sunday from Kris Johnson's Blog...sort of. - Comment - Like - Share

The assholes are in fine form tonight. Celebrity death = assholenip.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

T.U.F.F. Puppy - http://www2.netflix.com/Movie...

Saturday from Netflix instant queue - Comment - Like - Share

The Ruth Rendell Mysteries - http://www2.netflix.com/Movie...

Friday from Netflix instant queue - Comment - Like - Share

You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Let's pretend that I just tricked you into watching a video of Rick Astley singing that one song he sings. Wouldn't that be funny?

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Heh. NYPL.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Pop quiz, hotshot! If I left my heart in San Francisco, where's my wallet?

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Turn that music down! / Remember: Dinos died from / The Power of Rock #GoodLord #MakeItStop #DinosaurHaiku

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ev'rything I know / about dinos I learned from / The Land Before Time. #HolyCrap #SoBad #DinosaurHaiku

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's hard to believe / that five thousand years ago / dinos walked the Earth. #NotMyBestEffort #DinosaurHaiku

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hello, Internet. What have you got for me in the way of dinosaur haiku today?

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Spider-Man (2003) - http://www2.netflix.com/Movie...

February 8 from Netflix instant queue - Comment - Like - Share

Laura tuned to a Gordon Ramsay show on BBCA. I counted 16 seconds before they bleeped him. Dude must be getting old.

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Happy Birthday to Laura Ingalls Wilder and Charles Dickens. Okay, Internet, where's my Little House/Bleak House mashup?

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Okay, I'm officially jazzed for the Spider-Man reboot now. http://www.youtube.com/watch... via @youtube

Okay, I'm officially jazzed for the Spider-Man reboot now. http://t.co/xavevZx9 via @youtube

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ar·gu·ment |ˈärgyəmənt| (noun) 1. the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says. Well, that explains a lot.

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I just used my violence on them." — Atomic Robo

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Where is that shuttle going?

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dragon Tattoo Trilogy: Extended Edition - http://www2.netflix.com/Movie...

February 6 from Netflix instant queue - Comment - Like - Share

Forgiveness: A Time to Love & A Time to Hate - http://www2.netflix.com/Movie...