Cory Carrier - FriendFeed

Watching the #BillyMaysTribute.

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RT @BerinKinsman: "My god... it's full of cole slaw" #1stdraftmovielines

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"Tickle the hostage." #1stdraftmovielines

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@jesstacular They make jeans with no pockets? I'd so wear these.

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"We're gonna need a bigger dingy." #1stdraftmovielines

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What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Highlights Magazine? #1stdraftmovielines

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But, Marty! We've got to go back to The Sizzler! #1stdraftmovielines

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Tell me about it, spud. #1stdraftmovielines

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"Hey, you seen my automobile anywhere?" #1stdraftmovielines

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RT @kingsully: #BillyMaysTribute tonight at 9pmEST on Discovery channel. - everyone retweet please! Let's make it a trend!

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Dammit, @8ing0. I can't get that damned song you love so much out of my head. *sigh* It won't go down.

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@BerinKinsman Idiot Savior and the Commie Messiah, coming to FOX this fall.

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Don't mix tequila and morphine, mmkay kids?

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Get it up, get it up, gotta get it, get it up.

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RT @KOLD_news13: PIctures of palm trees on fire due to lightning near River Road and Craycroft: http://twitpic.com/9qxid

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@h4ppy80y You did? Oh yeah! It was part of that six-pack you brought, wasn't it? My mistake! Cheers to you, then, sir!

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Enjoying the #monsoon and a nice cold Shiner Bohemian Black Lager left at my house by none other than Mr. @8ing0. Cheers, sir!

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Finally got my gimpy little hands on a Google Voice number thanks to @KelchM. The last four digits are 4467, aka GIMP.

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@sinnernic You're so gangster.

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RT @mollywood: Vote for Pedro. Where Pedro = me. http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/hiner...

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@natalidelconte The Natali in the Cupboard?

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Today has been surprisingly productive.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Setup my own little corner of the web, again. It's not a blog, so it'll stick around this time. More to come later - http://corycarrier.net/

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@spam @YoungShawn @whocakes @Nestor_Edgehead

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@spam @Ashley401

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@McCainBlogette Liberal?

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@natalidelconte High five for the Chanandler Bong reference on TWiT.

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@sinnernic Leaving fucking blows.

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@sinnernic I'm thinking we go all out and get crazy in Vegas. You in?

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@sinnernic It was so awesome having you here. Best 4th ever.

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