Ok, all done. Yes I was awake for the procedure. Only took about 20 minutes. Wasn't painful at all. Just a little pinch from the initial anasthesia injection.
- Mark Krynsky
from iPhone
so I guess us having kids together is out of the picture then?
- David Beach
Well according to my Dr. I have about 15 bullets left in my gun.
- Mark Krynsky
I don't know nothing about birthin' no babies.
- Derrick
I think I'll have a ceremony to burn my remaining Jimmy Hats...or perhaps I can donate them to one of you?
- Mark Krynsky
My friend's vasectomy doctor was named Dr. Dick Chop. I kid you not.
- Spidra Webster
We need an hour by hour lifestream of the aftermath.
- Louis Gray
Like a newspaper weather report. With icons. "The temperature 'round my crotch is now 30 degrees F"
- Spidra Webster
Pictures or it didn't.... uh, never mind.
- Morton Fox
Ok, anesthesia is wearing off. I'm feeling some mild pain but nothing drastic. Spidra...I'm guessing crotch temperature is brisk in the mid 40s since I'm currently icing the little fellas. 20 minutes on 20 minutes off is what they suggested for the first day.
- Mark Krynsky
Just pee'd for the first time without complications. That's a good start.
- Mark Krynsky
That 1st pee after surgery is good otherwise they go looking for it :(
- WarLord
I cringe each time I see this in my stream, yet I want to learn more
- Jesse Stay
My Doctor tried to ease the tension by telling jokes during the procedure but they weren't funny. I laughed anyways to encourage him to do a good job...because after all...my balls were in his hands.
- Mark Krynsky
Funny, Mark, and totaly unrelated to your v-temy, but since your character in my Sims world ran off with one of my favorite sim-daughters I've had this irrational antipathy to you. Sorry. I guess I should play another game to erase this weird virtual drama.
- anna sauce
Haha Anna...I totally forgot about the FF Sims. I just couldn't get into it but it's good to know my likeness is still alive and well in other folks worlds. Hopefully the virtual me will show the kindness of the real me and return your sims daughter soon.
- Mark Krynsky
Spidra, it would almost be worth traveling to your side of the US just so Dave could have his vasectomy done by Dr. Dick Chop. He would LOVE to be able to tell that story!!! And Mark, and hope you and your meat and veg are resting comfortably =D
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
Actually, the friend in question lives in Austin, TX area.
- Spidra Webster
Ive heard a bag of FROZEN PEAS for the days after is a good friend Mark ... serious
- johnpiercy
Mark- Yeah this was way back. Idropped off after realizing my life/work/relatinoships were deteriorating due to OCD game play. Anyways, at the time you said that it was very unrelated to your real personality (this behavior of your virtual self) so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt :)
- anna sauce
Oops. Looks like that's Chopp with two Ps: http://www.urologyteam.com/... EDIT: that urology clinic also has a Dr. Wang. All they need now is to recruit Dr. Dong, Dr. Johnson & Dr. Schwanz.
- Spidra Webster
Prior to this I would not have imagined a scenario where freezing my balls would be something I'd look forward to.
- Mark Krynsky
many guys at the firehall have shared there worst case scenarios ,, some have been good , others not so good .. some said the PEAS are amazing ... hope it goes well ..
- johnpiercy
What do you mean about Ustream John? You want to do a Q&A?
- Mark Krynsky
Jesse, when I first read your post with the word "stream"...... Haha. You mean ff stream ;-)
- mandyvan
from iPhone
I forgot to mention there were 2 women in the room along with my male doctor. One was his assistant, the other appeared to be in training. He called her over to show her something and said something to the effect "a little different than what they showed you in school" or something to that effect. I don't recall exactly.
- Mark Krynsky
Mark, here's to a snippy^W snappy recovery! And I would definitely be taking that doctor's comment as a compliment :-D
- Andy Bold
Thanks Andy but I don't believe he was referring to my unit, but the vas deferens which he had extracted to show her.
- Mark Krynsky
I'm having an IM convo with a friend who already had the procedure done a few years ago. This is a quote from the transcript. "Anyhow, you told your wife that for best results it needs to be followed up with lots and lots of sex, right? And that there's residual pain that only a BJ can fix, right? And she's got to do all the work? Of course, if she doesn't go for that, tell her you can always outsource the job...or better yet - crowdsource it!"
- Mark Krynsky
As long as you don't live or life stream it, I think I'm ok LOL
- Mona Nomura
Mona, I really thought it would have been interesting to be the first person to ever do it. I could have easily used Qik to stream it although I'm not sure if the doctor would have been cool with that.
- Mark Krynsky
O_O Brave man. I will forever keep mine, though. Gotta keep them juices flowing OMG TMI Danny, T.M.I.
- Danny Minick
Hahahahhahha Mark, you're AWESOME. Talk to you 2m at 12pst? ;)
- Mona Nomura
OMG, I write very thorough posts covering the Lifestreaming concept for over 2 years and _this_ is the FF post that gets a like from Leo Laporte? *facepalm*
- Mark Krynsky
Deep down inside, Mark, we're all crotch watchers :P
- Johnny Worthington
Ok, well it's old news but The Urology Team also has a Dr Hardeman - I got a mailer from them and it was spelled Hardman and I was like WTF IS UP WITH THESE PEOPLE!!! (their offices are in the same building as my gyn)
- Andrizzle Gizzle
Mark, you had a vase removed from where? *faints*
- Micah Wittman
Who said anything about a va...*faints*
- Mark Krynsky
Good work Mark, must've taken balls to do that
- Toby Graham
Yep Toby...would have been hard to do it without them. I love it when I successfully execute a double entendre.
- Mark Krynsky
When I had mine done (about 15 years ago) there was no option for online commiseration and support such as this! (Much less an option for live streaming video!)
- Mark "Godt Nyt Ǻr"
15 Years ago I would have still done the same thing on a BBS or Compuserve...or God forbid AOL
- Mark Krynsky