Make no mistake though, your boy made a Plan B, the girl I was kicking it with for most of the day? We're *supposed* to be hanging out for NFL tomorrow. That's right, all those "let's just be friends" girls? They don't know the beast they just awoke. - LANjackal

Awww, shit! lol - nakachi

You excited? I am. I hope SA doesn't break my heart though. I can't even look at her FB profile because I don't wanna go crazy looking at her or wondering in the back of my mind who that other guy on her wall is ... dumb, I know, it doesn't make any sense ... but when you know those songs Donnell Jones and Ginuwine sing? They play in my head when I see her. "I'm so in loooooooove" hahahaa I'm an idiot - LANjackal

I'm excited for you. Hope it works out and you don't get stuffed at the line of scrimmage, whatever that means. ;) - nakachi

TD = the girl you really want. When your best game doesn't work on that, go for the field goal (a girl you KNOW you can get if you play your cards right). Every time you go out invariably you'll find one of the latter type. Your only concern after that is public image. If you don't wanna be seen there with her, get her number, then get back to work after what you really want. If that fails, call her as soon as you exit the bar. If you're lucky, she'll still be up and she'll let you come over. - LANjackal

Word? Wow. - nakachi

Good options for field goals: girls with an obvious source of insecurity that makes them feel *slightly* less desirable, but does NOT make them hideous (i.e. you'd still hit it). Examples are: slightly overweight, butterface, "ummm didn't your parents hear of braces when you were a kid?", brand new in town and don't really know anyone, RECENTLY DIVORCED (these are the best), "my hips are too big", "my ass is too big", "I need to hit the gym and I feel fat", etc. Jump on it and stay the course. Those girls are happy as hell for attention. Just play your cards right and you'll be very happy in a couple hours' time - LANjackal

Note on recently divorced: find out at what stage and pop the "is your ex-husband one of those psycho dudes?" question as a joke. She's not worth getting killed over. She's a FIELD GOAL. Not a TD. If she says "he still loves me" and it's recent, you wanna be GONE when it's done. I'm just trying to save your life, buddy. Word to the wise - LANjackal

As a "recently divorced", THE FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS, SON????!!! - nakachi

I'm 'bout to take my like back. This some bullshit. - nakachi

LOL. You're too wise for those ploys. ma'am. Any woman who's intelligent enough to be on FF's not gonna fall for any of the above plays because she can see right through them (this is why some men are turned off by smart girls). - LANjackal

Whatever. You get the side eye from now on. - nakachi

Did you ever see Duplicity? Did you see the game Clive Owen ran on that professional-with-a-career-and-all chick in the bar? The one who always felt overlooked? All he did was shower her with attention and excitement. Done. That's what I'm talking about, pretty much. - LANjackal

I still love you though *blows a kiss* - LANjackal

Everyone wants attention at some point. The horny and sexually deprived most of all. I could dance for you so right you'd wear a hole in the front of your pants. Does that mean you have nothing more to offer? Does it mean you are no more than the sum of your sperm count because you want me? Should I hit it and quit it because you're insecure? Really? 'Cause women play that. Believe me. If you don't want it like that, you might wanna get outta that end of the pool. - nakachi

It goes both ways, I know that. Keep watching here you'll notice more rejections than successes - LANjackal

And I think I see why. Homey, this is not a football game. This is the dynamism of love, passion and sex for the fuck of it. People die and kill for this shit. Those of us who mean it, that is. - nakachi

Ummm ... ok I don't know what you mean by that, but ... all of the above is trying for FUN, not relationships. I'd never approach a girl I wanted to date like that. Certainly didn't with SA. She got a nice FB message with a well worded invitation, serious texts and calls and FB chats, and so far has reciprocated. My approach is different depending on my intentions, which are always clear. Sure I want something serious, but I'm not gonna sit and not have any fun while I'm at it. I owe myself some enjoyment - LANjackal

I guess I don't see the point in approaching someone you don't want to date. But, that's me. - nakachi

Ha, datable is a subset of bangable as far as I'm concerned. Any girl who falls into the datable subset though gets the whole gentleman treatment and the gentleman treatment ONLY. That part isn't a game. Here's an example of what I mean: http://friendfeed.com/lanjack... - LANjackal from IM