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Since nobody in the US cares if you bad mouth gypsies, I think the Democrats should take that opening to try to divide the "racist" vote.
Enemy of my enemy: Convince conservative groups to start a mirror of pirate bay that excludes porn: http://ChristianBay.org
My kid: "Elephants eat dirt for the salt content", glad I didn't call him out on it since it turns out he knows more about elephants than me
Be you Democrat, Republican, 99%, 1%, straight, gay, there is one thing we can all agree on: Oral sex is rad. #consensusbuilding
Pro-tip: If you're looking for a radio station that plays Dave Matthews, try looking at any billboard!
I hear Newt is backing an amendment which strictly defines "key party" as "A swinging good time to be had between heterosexual couples."
Scars of High School: See more than one girl giggling; check my fly.
I wish the moderators at debates would ask the important questions like whether or not every candidate use American flag toothbrushes.
RT @jonathancoulton: I finally found the center of the terrible labyrinth that is Paypal's documentation. There I met a minotaur who hung up on me.
If you think memory management in C was hard wait until you have to start mallocing causality.
Fun Fact: The Mythbusters were actually testing whether gay marriage destroys homes. Confirmed!
Fun Fact: The guy in the Illuminati whose job it is to pick presidential candidates just remembered that thing he was supposed to do.
Fun Fact: The myth of the Augean Stables is historically based on the very first systems administrator.
Just discovered this great site called facebook. It is the perfect place to post bland, non-controversial things!
My terrible analogy of the week: "When Grandma puts a banana on her head, she doesn't get to watch the kids anymore" regarding I/O errors.
Queen's Knight to Who-Gives-A-Shit 9 - http://www.mindlessdrivel.com/index...
These raspberries are so large and delicious that it makes me worry that God is missing a dozen or so nipples.
Maybe we should just recenter the calendar on September 11th, so that the news media has an excuse to bring it up all year round.
Never Forget - 9/11, Always Forget - 3/1/03 The day Saddam drove two mobile weapon labs into the Empire State Buliding.
The one good thing about DRM is that it has provided a consistent incentive to know how your computer works.
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