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The LB: #TeamMonique

The LB: #TeamMonique

Christ follower. Proud lifetime member of Team Frank. FSU Seminole. Archivist. Jawja peach. Pro giraffe climber. LBlizzle. http://about.me/laurabotts
Happy birthday, Mary!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARY B! - MoTO #TeamMonique
Happy Birthday!!! - Chocolate Connoisseur
Happy birthday, Mary!!! - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Happy birthday! - John (bird whisperer)
Happy Birthday, Mary B!!! - Russian Space Lizard
Happy Birthday! - Katy S
Happiest of birthdays, Mary :) - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Happy Birthday! - Kevin Johnson
happy bday! - imabonehead
Happy Birthday, Mary B.! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Happy Birthday! - Janet:#TeamMonique from FFHound!
Happy birthday, Mary! :) - Kelli H.
Thanks!! - Mary B: #TeamMonique from iPhone
Happy everything, Aunty M :) - Pete #TeamMonique
*blows party horn* - t-ra: confounded
Happy Birthday! - Mary Carmen
Happy birthday!! - Spidra Webster
Thanks! Merci, merci! - Mary B: #TeamMonique
Happy B. :) - Franc, a rememberer
Happy Birthday! - Katy S
Happy Birthday, Mary! - Anika
Home again, home again.
you going to go dancing now? - Sir Shuping is just sir
Uh, that's highly unlikely. - The LB: #TeamMonique from Android
Jiggity jig! - Curtis (a) Jackson
Or in modern parlance, get jiggy with it. - Curtis (a) Jackson
Long day, and it's not over yet.
Choir practice. - The LB: #TeamMonique from Android
ohhhh.....well i hope it goes quickly! - Sir Shuping is just sir
In part of my dream last night Barry and I were sitting in the back of a school bus singing "If you liked it, then you should have put a wig on it..."
*CACKLE* - Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
OMG, I love this!! - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
A merkin? - Headless Gnad Kicker
where at least I know I'm free! *re-applies adhesive* - Joe Silence
Nothing like the old hits... - MoTO #TeamMonique
G'night, y'all.
G'night, LB. :) - Anne Bouey
Sleep well! - Katy S
Night, LB. :) - Kelli H.
Night - Friar Will
I think I need to save my pennies and splurge on a massage.
Don't do it. Once you do, you'll find yourself constantly wanting another one - DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Yeah, I know. :( - The LB: #TeamMonique
RT @geekandahalf: Two things: I love libraries and I love being a librarian. If you know that, and you know me, then everything else falls into place.
RT @theshanklinator: Mirror be like, "you sexy". Front facing camera be like, "and no you are not".
Things that bother me (you) for no good reason. Go!
When people type their email message into the subject line and leave the text box blank. - The LB: #TeamMonique
Miss Piggy. I hate her more than I hate some real, actual people. - Jed Harris-Keith
People who refer to celebrities by their first name only. - Soup in a TARDIS
People who stand at a pelican crossing and don't press the button! - Halil
The guy in my office that always wears a fanny pack and always runs everywhere he's going. He's the only grown up I know of that consistently runs every single distance he has to cover on foot during a day. - Eivind
Secretaries who refuse to do secretarial work. - Jenica
Students who apparently think it's ok to block stairs or hallways. ("You're giving ME the stinkeye?") - John Dupuis
people in general - chaz2b
emails with specific words in bold - Kathy
When people go to google, and search for cnn.com (or whatever simple URL) to go to the site instead of putting in the URL in the address bar. - OMG 404 Joe
pineapple on pizza. - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
People who correct me with the wrong information. - Anne Graham
So, when I'm walking toward a door and someone else is coming toward it from the other side and they see me and STOP to wait for me to open the door first. - ellbeecee
Laura, I especially love that when I'm pushing a cart full of stuff & students shove through the open doors before me. - Anne Graham
When people walk into a store and stop. I know they are getting their bearings but could the step to one side to do it? Sheesh. - Shannon - GlassMistress
Hearing people chew. - Rachel Walden
Along with Rachel's comment: People who chew with their mouths open. - Friar Will
I have tried to think of something, but the things that bother me do so for very good reasons. - Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
Me too, Harvey. Most recently, it's been people who stand in a sidewalk curb cut on a corner and when I'm coming with a stroller and they won't move aside for me to use the curb cut. - Rochelle
On the bus - people who use speakerphone or talk loudly (phone or otherwise), people who are listening to music loudly enough that I can hear it *at all.* - Rachel Walden
People. - Anika
I suppose I could mention items from my list of things that bother me for good reason, but I'd hate to take over this thread. The ironic thing is, one of the items is, "people who take over your thread with their BS." Another one that applies is, "people who complain all the time." - Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
Grown women who call themselves "mommy" (to other adults, like on Facebook profiles - "mommy of blah blah..."). - Rachel Walden
When someone walks into the path of the pram I am pushing then expects me to move out of their way. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Shannon, and when people step off the escalator and stop. Hello, I'm behind you, and I will get sucked into the escalator vortex if you don't move out of the way! - Headless Gnad Kicker
Joe Buck. - Marie
people who make noise when they eat. - Laura Norvig
Oh, and when they say "became a mommy for the 2nd/3rd.whatever time." Uh, did you become an unmommy at some point in between? - Rachel Walden
Walkers that don't have pre-installed tennis balls. - Rodfather
people who walk slowly in the middle of the sidewalk, passage, corridor, whatever. people going about without watching around themselves. - Guy
When I deliberately skip an aisle in the supermarket because it's too busy, push my trolley down the one after it, and it's just as busy. And when someone is at the part of the shelf that I want to look at RIGHT NOW. - Headless Gnad Kicker
People with luggage on wheels with the extended handle who don't realize the luggage takes up space behind them and will stop at the top of the escalator, extend the handle, and THEN walk away with the luggage still at the to of the escalator 5 seconds behind them during rush hour at the train station. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
so much about other drivers! not using turn signals. guardians of the speed. people who drive in my blind spot. drivers who go below the speed limit. cars that stop at all rail crossings... - RudĩϐЯaЯïan from YouFeed
People that tell other people they look tired. I don't care if my eye bags are the size of a scrotal sac....don't infer I look like hell. It is like telling someone they have stinky breath, pits, feet. - Janet:#TeamMonique from FFHound!
Unsharpened pencils out in pencil cups. - The LB: #TeamMonique
Traffic. - Steven Perez
tourists. - Lnorigb
Janet, related is people who tell pregnant people that they are huge. "OMG look how big you are!" - Rochelle
+ Jenica - 100% - If you don't want to do that work, get a different job. I see that a lot, 'but ummmm aren't you the secretary?' - Jason
@Anika. - yup. - Jason
- people that don't walk the last few steps up/off the escalator (along with not standing on the right/walking on the left) and people that stop right after they get off the escalator. - people that walk across the sidewalk when in a group - I CAN'T GO AROUND YOU. people that talk to you at any time / try to make small chat for whatever reason (they want money, or are crazy - is what I... more... - Jason
people that ask me if it hurts. (yes they are needles, tattoos hurt/piercings hurt) - I get that I look different and I chose to modify my body, but please shut up. *see people talking to me. *oh, also when they ask me how I blow my nose - A: with a tissue - Jason
people who call me / address me in email by my last name... even people I have worked for/with for YEARS. I get that I have two first name, but it's obvious what my name is. pay attention. - Jason
Your name is Scott Jason Morton, right? ;) - The LB: #TeamMonique
@LB ^ that. - Jason
oh, in tv shows and movies where two characters talk/whisper to each other like the person next to them CAN'T HEAR them. This happens all the time. ugh. - Jason
When I write my name on a form and the person copying/inputting it stills spells it wrong. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Stupid hiccups.
*jumps out of a bush* BOO! - Soup in a TARDIS
Are they gone? - Soup in a TARDIS
For now. Thanks! - The LB: #TeamMonique
*flex* - Soup in a TARDIS
I'd love to hear everyone's favourite hiccup cures! I'm a big fan of breath-holding. - Headless Gnad Kicker
drink a shot of whiskey, mumble something in "hick-up" aka red neck, shoot two rounds in the air and voila you're cured! - sofarsoShawn
BDH has cancelled her vacation! Now that made them stop!! LOL!! - Jenny
Melly - I drink some water while bent over at the waist. That seems to be the only technique that works for me. - Corinne L
This. Again. - The LB: #TeamMonique
So, yeah. 364 days later. o_O - The LB: #TeamMonique
Ahem.
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She's got the look. :) - Dan: Bibrarian
I feel nekkid under that withering stare - MoTO #TeamMonique from Android
yes, Ma'am! *cowers in adoration* - Joe Silence
*sits up straight, puts comic books away* - Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
Cecily, the Stern Archivist can't even begin to compete with the Stern Librarian! - The LB: #TeamMonique
I should have used this look on the student I shoved out of the archives at 5:10 (we close at 5pm). - The LB: #TeamMonique
I told you: don't look at me in that tone of voice! - Bubba da Troll
LOL, Bruce! - The LB: #TeamMonique
*random bump* - The LB: #TeamMonique
*It wasn't me* Points to the left and prays she buys it. - Janet:#TeamMonique
*checks Janet's shoes and looks to the left* - The LB: #TeamMonique
RT @lisalibrarian: Folks - please don't smear @BWBooks in the UFL #bookgate. They do good.
^ Country as a turnip green.
*sings along* - Soup in a TARDIS
*dances with Soup* - The LB: #TeamMonique
*dips!* - Soup in a TARDIS
*chases LB with a fork & hot sauce* - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
*ladles pot for the fatback* - MoTO #TeamMonique from Android
*has plenty of back fat* Wait, what? - The LB: #TeamMonique
Does anyone doubt why I luh this woman so? - MoTO #TeamMonique from Android
*dances with Bee* - The LB: #TeamMonique
*bump* Listening to this again. - The LB: #TeamMonique
Wishing @PaulMcCartney a very happy birthday! Go buy yourself a nice country or something. :)
Alright, Tuesday, I'm watching you! Straighten up, and don't give @geekandahalf any of your guff!
RT @geekandahalf: See, I do tweet sometimes about libraries, in between tweets about tacos, bbq, margaritas, and Rihanna. ;)
RT @cslewisu: "Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn; my god do you learn." - #CSLewis #life
DO ANYBODY NO?
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Um. Consolidation has finally hit our industry. Now there is just one library? - OMG 404 Joe
I can't remember how to library. - Andy
LOL LB! I endorsed you for "Library" :D - LoisMarketing
I'm librarying right now - DJF from Android
"Liberry" wasn't listed so I had to opt for "Library". - LoisMarketing
I can library like nobody's business. - holly #ravingfangirl
I know all the librarys. - $tephanie•Gardening
Her library brings all the boys to the yard. - Andy
If anybody know, Holly know. - bevedog
all your library are belong to holly - Rachel Walden
One of the many reasons the 'endorsement' thing on LinkedIn drives me batty. But mostly because it feels like a chain letter, and when I refuse to participate I feel bad. :-( - Deborah Fitchett
Ah, Deborah, one of many differences between you and me: I don't feel bad about refusing to participate. I've been endorsed for the damnedest things... - Walt Crawford
But can she Lingonberry? - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
The bathtub in the other bathroom (rental house has two) is where all the bugs go to die. o_O
RAIN! Tucker disapproves.
Haven't gotten a damn drop! - Jenny from Android
I think it all came down here! - The LB: #TeamMonique from Android
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