it's possible MAN has a death wish. He asked what was for dinner and slammed the fridge door four or five times. I'm not done with the cake, the kitchen is covered in powdered sugar, and the cake is balanced on plates in the fridge. #everseensnapped?
just walked past the pantry and saw a box of Zatarain's Dirty Rice Mix. suddenly i started singing the phrase "Dirty Rice Mix" to the chorus of Foreigner's "Dirty White Boy". i obviously need counselling. perhaps an exorcism. :P