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Came home to a power outage. So, engaged Emergency Pizza Protocol.
Stephen Mack #TeamMomo, Andrew C (✓), LB: #TeamMonique and 5 other people liked this
I'm down with EPP.
- Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
from Android
Cat beard attempt. http://instagram.com/p...
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Janet:#TeamMonique, Marie, Jason - The Opaque and 18 other people liked this
*lures pandas* ;P
- Anika
*throws bamboo in the opposite direction*
- Headless Gnad Kicker
*sets wolf spider traps*
- Anika
turn that frown upside down, Princess Puddytat!
- Hieronymous Boosh
Your kitty-kat is saying "Let go of my ear you maniac!"
- Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
And I said, "What about Weekend at Bernie's?" She said, "I think I remember the film, and as I recall, I think we both freakin' hated it" and I said, "Well then, that's one thing we got."
Betsy #TeamMonique, Micah, Jennifer Dittrich and 6 other people liked this
Step mom is on the phone in the next office telling a story about a friend who made a pit stop in a port-o-potty on a golfcourse. While 'resting' he felt something stike his butt. Thinking splashback he was a bit freaked and hurried to wipe but when he did he discovered it was a frog that had leapt from the pit. I'm afraid I'd have been standing
Headless Gnad Kicker, LB: #TeamMonique, John (bird whisperer) and 3 other people liked this
in the middle of the fareway with my pants around my ankles.
- Shannon - GlassMistress
*dead*
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I imagine that it was no picnic for the frog, either.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
PT Round 2. Today's word is "ouch."
Hieronymous Boosh and LB: #TeamMonique liked this
:(
- Janet:#TeamMonique
The question I ask every spring: where the heck are my sandals?
Stephen Mack #TeamMomo and LB: #TeamMonique liked this
Found them. Now, where's my bathing suit?
- Betsy #TeamMonique
I last used it a year ago. I suspect there's a new bathing suit in my near future.
- Betsy #TeamMonique
Found it. Can barely squeeze into it. Damn.
- Betsy #TeamMonique
I always know where my sandals are, but that's because I use them as slippers all year long. Speaking of that, it's probably about time to go buy myself a new pair of sandals (since I use them so much, they tend to only last about a year)
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Hokay. When I discovered the bathing suit didn't fit, it was too late to go to LLBean to get one. Here, I tried JCPenney's: no no no. They had one I liked (but too small), everything else was what I call mother-in-law-sit-by-the-pool bathing suits in very flowery patterns. Macy's had actual swimsuits, lots that I liked, so I bought a Reebok one on 25% off sale.
- Betsy #TeamMonique
I know you found one, but for others: I found a swimsuit I really like at http://www.swimsuitsforall.com/ standard shipping was fairly quick, too.(I bought this one http://www.swimsuitsforall.com/Beach-B... )
- ellbeecee
My problem was timing. I discovered the problem 48 hours and 300 miles from when I needed it (and 30 minutes fromwhen I was hitting the road).
- Betsy #TeamMonique
What's worse...being told by credit card company that suspicious charge was at a Walmart instead something exciting or that charge was mine?
LB: #TeamMonique, DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE and Jennifer Dittrich liked this
No no...some meth addled hillbilly didn't steal my card and go on a miracle whip and velveeta binge....that was me, ma'am.
lris, LB: #TeamMonique, DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE and 4 other people liked this
Hong Kong hails the return of the duck - Yahoo!7 - http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest...
Iván Abrego, Private Sanjeev, VALZ/TEAM TRAVIS and 20 other people liked this
"Hong Kong on Tuesday joyfully welcomed the return of a giant inflatable rubber duck, which drew tens of thousands of visitors before it was abruptly deflated for maintenance for almost a week. The southern Chinese city has taken the 16.5-metre-tall (54-feet) yellow inflatable duck, conceived by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman, to its heart since it was towed into the harbour on May 2 to cheering crowds."
- Jessie
from Bookmarklet
"Duck mania has gripped the city ever since, with locals and tourists packing the streets near where it is moored to catch a glimpse of it. Stalls and shops throughout the city sold replicas and restaurants created special duck dishes."
- Jessie
"So many were disconsolate when the cheerful giant-sized bath toy was transformed into a deflated disc resembling a floating fried egg last Wednesday. "It went for a body check and for maintenance, now all the work is finished and it will see everybody again," Andrew Yeung, advertising and promotions manager of shopping mall Harbour City which is organising the exhibit, told AFP."
- Jessie
Yay! :)
- Anne Bouey
I told you. You gotta put down that ducky if you wanna play the saxophone. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
- Betsy #TeamMonique
I'd like to see some metropolitan area with a large bay (or harbor) deploy a duck in "tip-up" position. Then all you would see is the ass-end of a duck pointed toward the sky as it floats to-and-fro. #ButThatsJustMe
- Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I dropped a blueberry on my office floor and now I can't find it. NOBODY MOVE
LB: #TeamMonique, John (bird whisperer), Jennifer Dittrich and 4 other people liked this
FYI FBI: when my colleague emailed me that she was shipping me some hot wheels, she really meant the toy. #nocriminalactivityhere
LB: #TeamMonique and c.a.j. liked this
anyone that steals my identity has to take over my student loans and have my parents stay with them one weekend a month. FYI.
bob, LB: #TeamMonique, Ross Miller and 14 other people liked this
How vegging out in front of the boob tube improved my professional skills - http://pegasuslibrarian.com/2013...
Steele Lawman, LB: #TeamMonique, Marianne and Catherine Pellegrino liked this
I contain multitudes. And most of us are grumpy today.
LB: #TeamMonique, http://www.oactivista.com, Kirsten and 4 other people liked this
Just got emails from bank and credit card company that they've detected suspicious activity on my account. Oh, yay.
John (bird whisperer), Jennifer Dittrich and LB: #TeamMonique liked this
:( i hope it gets worked out quickly
- Sir Shuping is just sir
Hopefully they interpret "dirt" and "hammock" as suspicious... *crosses fingers*
- lris
HEY ERRBODDY! BIG PAPI'S BACK! (all is right with the world) http://friendfeed.com/jamar78
John (bird whisperer), Carmen, http://www.oactivista.com and 6 other people liked this
"bout time, too. But you missed Kirsten this morning.
- Die Leberwurst
So this image in my head of the Friar on a stool under a single spotlight, tuxedo tie undone, double shot in one hand and the mic in the other crooning "set 'em up Joe" pleases me probably more than it should.
Brent Schaus, http://www.oactivista.com, Michael W. May and 30 other people liked this
And right at the end, he lights a cig, takes a long drag, and let's it out slow as the spotlight fades to black. Tell me you wouldn't pay to see it.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
'68 Comeback Friar
- Pete #TeamMonique
Man, yeah. #youknow
- MoTO #TeamMonique
He sings, "Mack the Knife" and all of a sudden Stephen Mack is in the next spotlight *sorry, I promoted myself to general director of your head images*
- Janet:#TeamMonique
I dig it, baby doll. Direct away.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
oh uh, the Frair just tossed the tie and his tux jacket on the stage and started undoing shirt buttons. I think the bartender should have cut him off after that first double.
- Greg GuitarBuster
I'm gonna have interesting dreams tonight now ;-)
- Heleninstitches
He's now singing "Suspicious Minds" in the cabaret of my mind
- Pete #TeamMonique
In the smoky venue, LB, Helen and I are in strapless ball gowns singing back-up vocals and snapping our fingers to the beat.
- Janet:#TeamMonique
LOL!
- LB: #TeamMonique
from Android
Y'all are crazy. :^)
- Friar Ticket to Ride
Can we make him Moonwalk across the stage?
- Headless Gnad Kicker
We want to keep this dignified, MellyBoo.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
you're joking, right? this is FF, after all.
- Hieronymous Boosh
Just no nipple-licking on the beach.
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
If not the beach then where? Also, is this a pop culture reference that I am unfamiliar with?
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Not the nipple thing NO
- Janet:#TeamMonique
from FFHound!
Please don't bring up that whole licking nipples on the beach thing again. I'm sure someone will go and dredge it up out of the FF archives if we talk about it too much. :(
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Oh, now I remember... #sorry
- MoTO #TeamMonique
*can't stop imagining the Friar doing a short Soundgarden medley for an encore*
- Hieronymous Boosh
And now...special guest joining the stage with the Friar...Pat Boone!
- Bubba was a rollin stone
Wayne Newton in my scenario. Accompanied by Joe Silence.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Wayne doesn't have the theological chops to share the stage with Senor Friar.
- Bubba was a rollin stone
well neither does Pat. but in Vegas Cool Mode, Wayne is part of the pantheon.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Oh. Vegas Cool Mode is in alpha right now with a release date of 2015. Guess I'm not one of the cool kids to have that one yet.
- Bubba was a rollin stone
don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Nothin' but love for ya, brotha. Nothin' but love.
- Bubba was a rollin stone
Wait. Kool Moe Dee is in Vegas?
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Kool Moe Dee AND the Barryettes!
- Janet:#TeamMonique
Kurtis...
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I have met Wayne Newton in person, however. I helped paint a home of his one summer in LaGrange, Kentucky.
- Friar Ticket to Ride
This is a sign.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
Surprise raisins in the cookie. Those were supposed to be chocolate chips, damn it!
Andrew C (✓), LB: #TeamMonique, Heather and 3 other people liked this
Oatmeal raisin? If so, please send them to me. I will trade.
- Julian
It didn't look or taste particularly oatmeal-like. They looked like chocolate chip cookies. Everyone thought they were chocolate chip cookies. Then we bit into them. :/
- Katy S
:/ fakes
- Marie
Raisins should not be disguising themselves as chocolate!
- Katy S
at least they were raisins and not something "raisin-like"? :P
- Hieronymous Boosh
ah, honeysuckle scent drifting through open windows; take that winter, :p
Tamara, Corinne L, Yvonne and 5 other people liked this
Carol Burnett to receive Mark Twain Prize for American Humor from the Kennedy Center. http://www.washingtonpost.com/enterta...
Betsy #TeamMonique, Corinne L, Yvonne and 6 other people liked this
Damn right.
- Zamms
I just bought a hammock and a hammock stand. Oh yes.
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart, Pete #TeamMonique, Yvonne and 8 other people liked this
Carmen, Harold, LB: #TeamMonique and 2 other people liked this
Wow, what a colorful bird!
- Spidra Webster
Re-did my office/studio for the umpteenth time.
Hieronymous Boosh, Eric - seven eleven, LB: #TeamMonique and Scoble, Alex Scoble liked this
Nice!
- Janet:#TeamMonique
from FFHound!
I hope that #CALIcon13 sponsor knows my joy of at their door prize offer of snuggies was sincere. I <3 SNUGGIES!
LB: #TeamMonique liked this
It is now 10:23 AM. Already done: peanut butter and banana smoothie, dog walked 1.25 mi, and discussed vital life stuff with m'girl. Currently working on laptop to make room for Mint 13. While waiting for deleting files and defrag, I'm working on jQuery. I'm almost TOO productive. Somebody STOP ME!
Steven Perez, Franc, a rememberer, Jennifer Dittrich and 4 other people liked this
Awesome. Way to be so productive!
- Tamara J.
You should surf the web and FriendFeed more, before things get out of control.
- Brian Johns
If only I had seen your reply before going to the chiropractor and Costco, Brian! I'm hopeless!
- Bubba was a rollin stone
As my glasses got smacked off of my head in the wreck, I've had to wear my contacts the last few days. They don't suck! #yayforvision
Kelli H., LB: #TeamMonique, Janet:#TeamMonique and 5 other people liked this
New things in the shop today, including this guy :-)
Kelli H., Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart, Pixie and 8 other people liked this
cheesecakes in a jar: the neat way to eat a handful of cheesecake: Blog | King Arthur Flour - http://www.kingarthurflour.com/blog...
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart, Tamara J., Pixie and 15 other people liked this
OMG!
- Katy S
from Bookmarklet
I would want a better crust ratio, though, I think....
- ~Courtney F
I would actually eat this cheesecake since there's hardly any crust. That's my least favorite part.
- Lisa | #TeamMonique
I would want quart jars.
- Greg GuitarBuster
Your gonna need a bigger crock pot.
- Katy S
^^^ Always.
- Greg GuitarBuster
"Congratulations! An email to reset your password has been sent to the e-mail address you've provided." I'm not sure that's worth of a "Congratulations!" but thanks, I did forget my password.... again.
DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE, Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart, Meg V. Meg and 2 other people liked this
Now which email did that go to?
- Blake
I think Karina would be happier a good 35% more of the time if she could just stop dropping her pacifier.
Stephan Planken, Pixie, Carmen and 3 other people liked this
I think they do that sometimes just to get attention. Waif used it like a remote control.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Always make sure you have at least 3 of those things at all times. One more than one occasion, Lexy dropped hers out in public somewhere, and we didn't notice until she started screaming about it later (after we'd left that particular area). The little clips that clip them on their clothes are helpful, but not infallible.
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Yeah, we only had two (one of which is reserved for bedtime use without a cord), and forgot the other one once when we left in the car. We went back for it. And then we bought more, so now I'm making sure there's always spares in the diaper bag.
- Jandy
Barry's right. Audrey used to do that and Rochelle would call it The Gravity Game. 'Nope! We're not playing The Gravity Game!'
- Akiva
Akiva - with Lexy (and many of the other young'uns I've seen), the gravity game was more about throwing cups and/or toys on the floor. The pacifier was usually more "I'm temporarily done with this, so I'll spit it out"
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Well, yeah, obviously, Jandy. :) But with the toys it was always "I'm going to throw this on the floor and watch it all the way down; then scream until Mommy or Daddy picks it up." It's a subtle difference, but, with Lexy at least, it was there.
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
:-D
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
There's always the "velcro solution." (Hey, it's far referable to duct tape!)
- Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
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