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‘Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of Darth Vader’ Hmm, doesn’t scan. #shakespearestarwars - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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And now for a post-scriptwriting shower. Oh yes. Crank it up to 11. - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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So this producer said to me on the phone yesterday: send me your favourite script. Right. Damn. Which one is that? - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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the=they. What the fuddering juck is wrong with my spelling tonight> - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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Just started another script just to make sure I’ve got something in progress before bedtime. It’s made me grin already, so must be half good - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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That’s it. Game over. To sleep. Perchance to whassname. - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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David was expelled from the Rotarian Society for eating a gross of raisins during a fundraising exercide #bowiefacts - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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Exercide: Suicide by exercise. #spellingmistakesdisguisedasneologisms - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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You’ve tied rubber rings to your yacht? Well, whatever floats your boat. - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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That’s it. I’m ready for beddy. GOOD NIGHT. DON’T LET THE DEMON HOUNDS OF HELL BITE. - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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#ff @nausea18 - can see great distances through the eyes of Nile Delta Bandicoot (extinct) #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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#ff @bang2write - can shatter remote walnuts with her atomic explode-o-matic rifle #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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#ff @monkquixote - can make squirrels recite Chaucer until they starve #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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#ff @kevinlehane - can extract nosehairs one at a time with his patent extract-o-tron ray #secretsuperpower - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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#ff @danrebellato - speaks native Canadian moose and can detect concealed rubber thimbles #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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#ff @emperorsclothes - can become ever so slightly translucent on sundays between 4 and 5pm #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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Right, if anyone else wants an #ff with a #secretsuperpower they’re on offer today only. Get ‘em while they’re hot. - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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#ff @wgallagher - severs taut elastic bands with his diamond-tipped pinkie #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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#ff @laragreenway - can cause anyone within 10 meters of Uri Geller to spontaneously combust #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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#ff @andrewtibbs - can levitate, but only after consuming quince jam #secretsuperpowers - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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Free Bruno screening. I’ve been screened for Brunos & got the all clear. You might not be so lucky. http://is.gd/4OOsL (ta @catherinebray) - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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RT @zerooneonezero: Helen Smith’s #0110 Diary Page: now online http://bit.ly/2iBExE - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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New 0110 scribe diary – Helen - http://laurencetimms.wordpress.com/2009...

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Don’t put camera directions in your script - http://laurencetimms.wordpress.com/2009...

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New 0110 scribe diary – Helen - http://laurencetimms.wordpress.com/2009...

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Don’t put camera directions in your script - http://laurencetimms.wordpress.com/2009...

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I must to the kitchen. A box of couscous with my name on it. Which, on the face of things, is an odd branding decision on Waitrose’ part. - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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Ahhh. Girlfriend in a Coma on the radio. No matter how much of a dick Morrissey ever happens to be, I’ll always love The Smiths. - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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Frustration. We can hear the fireworks but we can’t see them out of any window. Perhaps youths are setting them off on the roof. - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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Frustration: round crackers and a square tub of hummous. Something’s got to give. - http://laurencetimms.tumblr.com/post...

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