David Glover

"Burma Shave" - David Glover

"This isn't "Macs in the Enterprise", this is "Macs in proprietary Microsoft environment." Microsoft doesn't make life easy for non-Windows users? Well gosh, you do surprise me. I work in IT for a major UK university, and help support literally hundreds of Macs. We're even still using Exchange 2003, but we have almost none of these problems. Mail and Address Book talk quite happily to our LDAP server, we have no problems connecting to Windows print shares, and we use a cross-platform Jabber IM server that works great on Windows as well. No, we don't use Visio - we have no need to, but Visio is hardly a common Office app. Oh, and we don't use SharePoint either, but not because it doesn't work on the Mac, but because it's crap. This article is some really bizarre kind of FUD." - David Glover

"Three gods A, B, and C are called, in some order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one god. The gods understand English, but will answer all questions in their own language, in which the words for yes and no are 'da' and 'ja', in some order. You do not know which word means which." - David Glover

"I almost upmodded you for such blatant spammage. But I modded you down anyway. Enjoy!" - David Glover

"In Firefox it says: This site is designed to work with Microsoft Internet Explorer (versions 5.5, 6.0, 7.0), Netscape (versions 7.0, 7.1) and Mozilla (version 1.7) Web browsers installed with the Microsoft Windows operating system. The browser and/or operating system that you are using to access this site is not currently supported. Please access this site from a device with a supported browser and operating system combination. But really, who cares?" - David Glover

"I have always preferred [LaunchBar](http://www.obdev.at/product...), still under active development, with version 5 about to go final. It's not free, but I think it's worth every penny." - David Glover

"Not the same device." - David Glover