Lex Friedman - FriendFeed

Dentists say that you should change your toothbrush every three months. So I think Lauren and I should trade.

15 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@scottjoy Oy. Yeah. We move out one week from today. I just started packing (very) early, because that's how I roll. (Of packing tape.)

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You know how tired you are of reading my updates about packing? Think how tired I am of doing the ACTUAL PACKING. Then, kill me.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Over-tired nap-skipper has been finding new things to cry for in bed for 45+ minutes. Either she goes to sleep, or I pack her in a box, too.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@julianvelard Nice! Bonus question: Is today a day of mourning in the UK? "We let those damn yanks get away..."

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Celebrating the fourth of July by having 1/4th of a will to live, after packing dozens of boxes already this weekend. With oodles to go!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Scored my Certificate of Occupancy, and never mounted the fire extinguisher. Although I guess I should leave my private life out of this.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A lot of people are Twittering about #moonfruit so that they can win a free MacBook Pro. Twitter about #lexfriedman, and get a free e-hug.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@lancearmstrong Rule #1: No engines.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@shwood Love that poker scam. Don't love that weird kid who comes in and stares at the camera for a minute!

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ass-kissing went well. Sun back in sky, rain seemingly finished falling.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear weather: Kiss my ass. Seriously.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@adamshain Yes.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@frankwahl Both of those sound pretty awful.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Would definitely be okay with a little less screaming this morning. Might need to reconsider my second job as an axe murder.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Less than two weeks till we move out of this house. Guess we should finish packing soon.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@SHOPKIN Now you're BOTH scarred for life. Zing!

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jimmyfallon Weird: Your Kindle says "Jimmy's Kindle." Isn't that the competition on ABC?

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Things can be both cute *and* annoying. Like when Anya and her imaginary friends disagree over what to have for breakfast.

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Best. Concert. Ever. - http://www.amazon.com/dp...

July 1 from Amazon.com wish list - Comment - Like - Share

@shamashamashama You eat them AT the post office. It's a way to ensure postal employees never need to take lunch breaks, speeding up mail.

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

New business idea: Edible envelopes.

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet - http://www.cracked.com/article...

June 30 from Digg - Comment - Like - Share

@snowcones Holy wow. You are not the conebaby I grew up with.

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jimmyfallon Cell, by Stephen King

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@kevin_nealon Tomorrow. Dun dun dun!

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@PaneraBreadCo: Any day you don't offer butternut squash soup in a bread bowl is a sad one.

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Met bannister guy at new house. Have no idea what his estimate will be. $500? $5,000? Can't put a price on safety! (Yes you can. $500-$5000)

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

WeeRide Stage Coach Double Bike Trailer - http://www.amazon.com/dp...

June 29 from Amazon.com wish list - Comment - Like - Share

http://www.davidwain.com/blog... @davidwain's hilarious Twitter recipe, featuring ten of his followers' favorite foods.

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share