"Adding one more: Digg user: [Wake Up] -> [Has today's Cracked piece been submitted yet?] -> [YES] -> [Go back to sleep] [NO] -> [Submit it] -> [Write witty comment] -> [Is comment that witty?] -> [NOT REALLY] -> [Oh well. You'll probably still make the homepage.] [SURE, KINDA] -> [Cool. You'll probably make the homepage.]" - Lex Friedman