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"That was hard to watch. If you know what I mean." - Lex Friedman

"I honestly don't know which Michael is the funnier one." - Lex Friedman

"I loved this video when I watched it for the first time tomorrow." - Lex Friedman

"These articles have really become a cottage industry for Cracked." - Lex Friedman

"I know it's lame to quote from the article you just read (or are about to read). But this sequence is so deliciously awesome, it must be reprinted here: "MAD, why is your website still a boring, spiritless hunk of hot pigshit? Why wouldn’t you update it? I mean, you clearly had time, it’s not like your canceled TV show and the four issues you print a year would be taking up too much of your time."" - Lex Friedman

"Adding one more: Digg user: [Wake Up] -> [Has today's Cracked piece been submitted yet?] -> [YES] -> [Go back to sleep] [NO] -> [Submit it] -> [Write witty comment] -> [Is comment that witty?] -> [NOT REALLY] -> [Oh well. You'll probably still make the homepage.] [SURE, KINDA] -> [Cool. You'll probably make the homepage.]" - Lex Friedman

"Curiously, "My Face" did not make the list." - Lex Friedman

"Surprisingly, David Blaine's world record attempt for "Biggest Douche" didn't make the list. Probably because he actually *did* get that one." - Lex Friedman

"Unfortunately, Lindsay Lohan isn't any of them." - Lex Friedman

"I just came. ... To comment on how entertaining this video was." - Lex Friedman

"Not even the Week in Douchebaggery." - Lex Friedman

"How the hell did you intercept my letter to Maude?" - Lex Friedman

"Dear Maude, Check out this Cracked story I found on digg. It's really frigign' funny. Then later, I'd love to donkey punch you in the vagina. Sound cool? -Lex PS: Please don't forward this." - Lex Friedman

"I don't know what's funnier. This video, or the pithy description "insaincain02" wrote above in his haste to be the first to digg it." - Lex Friedman

"Dugg for... Jesus. Dugg for everything. The headline. The author. The article. Okay, and the insightful advice, too." - Lex Friedman

"List didn't include "one last blow job." What are these dudes thinking when they're on their death beds?" - Lex Friedman

"Dugg for the lack of Robin(s)." - Lex Friedman

"I love this article. It's so... bad." - Lex Friedman

"No mention of yanking out your wang and wagging it in the faces of strangers. I suppose THAT's safe for me to keep doing. Phew!" - Lex Friedman

"Dugged in spite of its inaccuracies. Because YOUR mom is EXACTLY like the one on MILFHunter." - Lex Friedman

"Well, it contains clips from the past, as well as a bunch of brand new material. I'd put it around 70/30 new/old." - Lex Friedman

"Go on." - Lex Friedman

"I'd flux her capacitor." - Lex Friedman

"Yeah, those kids are smart. But at least I have pubes." - Lex Friedman

"Your comment was great, too! Actually... It sucks." - Lex Friedman

"If we tried to mention every douchebag the news brings each week... We'd need to stream the show live, 24/7." - Lex Friedman

"I *am* Lex Friedman, and I can safely say I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about." - Lex Friedman

"Well... There's something wrong with a LITTLE head. I prefer a LOT." - Lex Friedman

"Agreed. But my Mrs. Doubtfire is GREAT* *By which I mean, "terrible."" - Lex Friedman

"It's all relative." - Lex Friedman