Heather Ann Snodgrass

posted a message on Twitter

“@holycalamity yousending a little something your way...”

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posted nine messages on Twitter

“am experiencing a massive happiness fail right now.”

14 hours ago - Link

“@jamopo yeah, right before it crashes your shit. srsly.”

15 hours ago - Link

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posted two entries on Tumblr

"Humans love to complicate things; that is why we have jet planes and Ferraris instead of just..."

19 hours ago - Link

I Hate To Break It To You, But...

20 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@ghuth oh my god, i know.”

22 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“omgz ate way too much gnocci.”

yesterday at 1:53 am - Link

posted seven messages on Twitter

“@PapaLazarou you're mean.”

Sunday at 10:15 pm - Link

“@cheesesandwich dude we need hobbies”

Sunday at 10:01 pm - Link

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posted two messages on Twitter

“@JulianCole http://thosearemyshoes.com/ THEY DONT EVEN FIT. highlight of my day.... (how sad is that?)”

Sunday at 7:58 pm - Link

“this has just found its place on my wall (next to william shatner's balls [http://bit.ly/TBzf]): http://twitpic.com/m9z8”

Sunday at 7:33 pm - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“@bradyohalloran f'd if i know”

Sunday at 4:00 pm - Link

“@betty477 clearly, everything is wrong with me.”

Sunday at 3:53 pm - Link

“@betty477 everything is wrong with me. haven't you forgotton?”

Sunday at 3:51 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Perfect Sundays must include boys with guitars. I have spoken. http://twitpic.com/m4pk”

Sunday at 3:01 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@markpollard indeed it is.”

Saturday at 4:40 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“all caught up on entourage, gossip girl and true blood. now what?”

Saturday at 1:22 am - Link

posted 16 messages on Twitter

“@bradyohalloran @carlmoggy playa....playa....”

Thursday at 10:41 pm - Link

“@eunmac "nothing you do counts". i'll be going home to cry myself to sleep now.”

Thursday at 10:38 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“oh, it's going to be one of THOSE fridays, huh? great.”

Thursday at 3:44 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Beeee eeee ee eeeeee eeeeeee eeer.”

November 13 at 2:59 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“listening to lots of trick daddy, very loudly. don't ask questions.”

November 12 at 11:51 pm - Link

posted six messages on Twitter

“@tathamoddie @NickHodge it's like an intellectual form of cutting, to be perfectly frank.”

November 12 at 10:13 pm - Link

“@servantofchaos wishful thinking?”

November 12 at 10:05 pm - Link

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posted seven messages on Twitter

“vegemite on toast sans butter is like a sky without stars - less than magical.”

November 12 at 4:29 pm - Link

“@TwoDogs not in the slightest.”

November 12 at 4:08 pm - Link

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posted two messages on Twitter

“me: "hey brady, what issue am i missing?" @bradyohalloran: "...." me: "sorry, that was a loaded question."”

November 12 at 12:13 am - Link

“so, @KevinRuddPM, about that internet filter... #nocleanfeed”

November 11 at 11:44 pm - Link

posted four messages on Twitter

“@firstdogonmoon it is wrong how hard that just made me laugh”

November 11 at 8:14 pm - Link

“discussing the appropriateness of using twitter to report bowel movements. concensus so far is "only if it's epic and/or hilarious".”

November 11 at 8:02 pm - Link

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posted eight messages on Twitter

“@superamit i looked outside only to be painfully reminded that i'm not, in fact, in SF. meanie.”

November 11 at 6:19 pm - Link

“@katiechatfield yeah, i actually went back and read it after i @-ed you. what a bucket of turd.”

November 11 at 5:48 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“@seanbonner do you think they get an email saying "Heather Snodgrass is no longer using Qwitter"? I hope so.”

November 11 at 3:26 pm - Link

posted nine messages on Twitter

“@fumpT thanks! will try that if it happens again (factory restore worked this time)”

November 11 at 3:46 am - Link

“factory restore fixed the issue. will stop hyperventilating now.”

November 11 at 3:35 am - Link

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posted two messages on Twitter

“home home home home HOME HOME HOME.”

November 11 at 12:00 am - Link

“the BEST BROCCOLI OF YOUR LIFE. srsly. http://tinyurl.com/6nbroo”

November 10 at 11:53 pm - Link

posted six messages on Twitter

“@PapaLazarou yeah, it makes me feel like this kid: http://tinyurl.com/5h6bnm”

November 10 at 10:16 pm - Link

“RT @bronwen: WTF http://tinyurl.com/4gbw5f || me: rangas are special (i'm looking at you, @gregory_brine)”

November 10 at 10:15 pm - Link

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posted two messages on Twitter

“@jruckman np! thanks for the nicholas jones linkage :)”

November 10 at 8:41 pm - Link

“@jruckman take a look at brian dettmer (http://bit.ly/11sa9) & georgia russell (http://bit.ly/5gzD) for more super-intense book deconstructs”

November 10 at 8:02 pm - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“Oh noes @marsphoenix, come back!!”

November 10 at 2:21 pm - Link

“@lachlanhardy am experiencing a similar experience.”

November 10 at 2:19 pm - Link

“My plan this week is to wake up each day crankier than I did the one previous. So far, so good.”

November 10 at 1:38 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“found myself wondering if ashlee simpson had birthed her emo baby yet. making a therapist appt to figure out WTF is wrong with me.”

November 9 at 11:23 pm - Link

posted four messages on Twitter

“@bradyohalloran brady you are TOO OLD TO BE GETTING BDAY PRESENTS AT TOYS R US. happy birthday, btw.”

November 9 at 8:41 pm - Link

“let's teleport INTO MY CLOSET: http://tinyurl.com/6f7vyn”

November 9 at 8:31 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“@duncanriley step one: select all. step two: mark all as read. step three: carry on as usual.”

November 9 at 6:05 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“no suggestion is a stupid suggestion. unless, of course, it's stupid.”

November 9 at 4:55 pm - Link

“@matteohickey glad to be of service (?) :)”

November 9 at 4:07 pm - Link

Heather Ann Snodgrass

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