LJF Wolffe

U.S. troops' continental insignia bears U.N. colors - http://www.wnd.com/index...

"...and in blatant defiance of the state of Texas, I now pronounce you... WIFE... AND WIFE!" [Many congrats, @PaceSmith and @Kyeli !!]

Click a button to give food to animals in shelters! And it's FREE! http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickTo... Help make sure they get fed.

What's happening in the world that isn't an election in the US - http://xthread.livejournal.com/501962...

5:10 AM -- a hilarious conversation between Miss Banshee and her cat that makes me think she's spying on me! 8-D http://missbanshee.typepad.com/missban...

5:10 AM - http://missbanshee.typepad.com/missban...

RT @Allanasha: 3 min. clip of Waters of mars http://www.youtube.com/watch... [Thanks! Can't wait for new Who!]

RT @weirdralph: I always give 100% at work. 11% on Monday, 26% on Tuesday, 49% on Wednesday, 10% on Thursday, and 4% on Friday.

Does The Frame Make It Art? - http://www.changeforge.com/2009...

"There's no need 2 change the world. All we have 2 do is toilet train the world, & we'll never have 2 change it again." Swami Beyondananda

Gorgeous wind storm last night. If there's a walnut left on our tree, I'll be surprised. Got to listen to them all hit the roof ...

Gorgeous wind storm last night. Sounded like a clan McSquizzy attack -- if there's a single walnut left on our tree, I'll be surprised. I always sleep better during wind & rain . . . why is that? 8-) Happy Halloween, all!

Some asshole parked his Beemer 1/2way across our driveway, then fell asleep in passenger seat. SO glad we don't have to be somewhere... 8-(

Well, owners showed up 30 sec before parking patrol. They got off with a warning, and moved it... but now their battery's dead. *snicker*

Do you know the owner of a silver Beemer, OR plate 670 DGD? He's about to get a water balloon thru his sun roof... Asshole parker 1/2way across our driveway, slept in the passenger seat, then WALKED AWAY from the car. SOO glad my disabled wife doesn't have a Dr's appt. today . . . 8-((.

I love this map of the Internet World! from xkcd Sings Its Love of the Internet - xkcd - io9 - http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post...

The One Sentence That Can Ruin Your Whole Day [Free Advice] - http://io9.com/5375964...

@groobers ... and several other things as well. Want to throw stuff thru open sun roof -- but won't. Did call prking patrol, tho. 8-(

Do you know a silver BMW, OR plate 670 DGD? The #$%#@!@$! just WALKED AWAY and left his car over our driveway!! Grrr...

Poor Humpty Dumpty! - http://write101.blogspot.com/2009...

Monogamy Isn't Realistic - http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogtow...

“The Body Sacred” – part one: the body stuff - http://freakrevolution.com/2009...

Bad guy falls in poop. Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready? 8-D

RT @motivational: Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. -Inuit proverb

RIP Soupy Sales - http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogtow...

badbanana: So @alyankovic gets to celebrate his 50th birthday on a Follow Friday? Wow, his parents really thought things through. - http://twitter.com/badbana...

Help Celebrate Wonder Woman Day on Sunday for a Worthy Cause - http://www.fanboy.com/2009...

The Real Purpose of News | Life Coach Blog: The Discomfort Zone : - http://www.adaringadventure.com/blog...

Topless Robot - There's Something Strange in the Neighborhood - http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009...

RT @DSylvan: Why do pink...elephants appear...every time...I drink beer? Just like me...they tend to be...drunk at noon... [8-D]