Anthony Umann

"the scary thing is they had to watch the deliverance "squeal" scene over, and over, and over.. to get the parody down so well. matt and trey are really having nightmares now..." - Anthony Umann

Needs to be seen. - Anthony Umann

"to me, it tastes like i would imagine shit tastes like.. in an ashtray." - Anthony Umann

"Once in an office building here I smelled gas. I went around the whole place telling everyone to open a window, "get out". On my way out I stopped to alert the office opposite ours and saw a group sitting on the floor eating durian. Behind two sets of glass doors..They had sheepish look of embarrassed cannibals you might find eating their kin.. I think durian gets you high.. People here squat like junkies under a bridge while eating it.. wtf is it with durian? Why put something so Ick in your mouth.. shiver..." - Anthony Umann

"I've tried durian, "The King of Fruits" as they call it here in Malaysia.. I would have to disagree. It tastes more like eating baby shit out of a dirty ashtray than 3 day old wet garbage.. I'm asking for it with this comment.. No. I have not eaten baby shit from an ashtray.. But I have eaten durian.. and it tastes like SHIT. I wanted to like it.. but you just want to step back in time afterwards to the moment just before you thought, "Sure I'll try that."" - Anthony Umann

"new link http://www.barackobama.com/ima... ..." - Anthony Umann

High res Quicktime version of Keeating Five video by Obama campaign - Anthony Umann

"One of the most appealing things to me about Obama is his aura of calm and justness. I'm torn, because part of me wants to see him disembowel McCuda in less than 30 seconds. There's a time for polite.. and a time to kick ass." - Anthony Umann