Lorna Herf - FriendFeed

There is NOTHING online about this. If I disappear you'll know why. Now that you know you're not safe either!

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Goodnight Moon" is clearly a veiled confession of faked lunar landings. 3 Little Bears on chairs - NASA. "Quiet Old Lady" is Kissinger.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"...it tends to leave you waking up crying at 3 o'clock in the morning" -Alison Gopnik, on what it's like to be a baby. http://www.ted.com/talks...

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Finally watched the end of that horrific Dad teaches Daughter a facebook lesson. People, this isn't funny, it is heartbreaking.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

f.lux: "first day i used this program i don't like and think it's bullshit but after 1 week i notice the different thank you staff for that"

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hey, White Toyota RAV 6GAD303: Thanks so much for throwing your lit cigarette butt out right in front of my car.

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wake me up when Mad Men's back.

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Searched on business name, GOOG autofilled my email in an ad to subscribe. Didn't opt-in to new privacy policy. No more logging in for me.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Baby Girl hates shoes. Suggestions on what to tell the next old bat of a sales clerk who helpfully points out that she's not wearing any?

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"You say I'm an enabler like that's a *bad* thing..."

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

.@herf just figured out that each of us is going through about a pound of espresso a week. TimeForAnIntervention?MaybeDoesThatSoundLikeALot?

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Baby Girl: "mmmmmDUMM!" Me:"Damn that's good pita bread!" Baby Girl: "Damn! DAMN DAMN!!"

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @hunterwalk: Curate or be curated

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Apple, I get that you need to ship updates, just please stop releasing software updates that fux0rs everything that used to work?

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There are now three bipedal human people living under this roof. OMFG.

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

iPhones make poor bookmarks. Or maybe bookmarks are bad iPhones. A matter of personal preference. /cc @herf

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @fascinated: Tool for opting out of behavioral advertising + listing of companies tracking you: http://www.networkadvertising.org/managin...

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Now I can use the power of the web to blow cold air on myself. Rad.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I officially hate the Nest. I am sitting here shivering and must log into an admittedly pretty web interface that won't let me change temp!

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bad startup idea: Touretsy - handmade products that are covered with cursewords.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @litrock: @mikeisonthenets I haaaate f.lux. Tried it, can't understand why anyone would want to suffer that nonsense.

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH in the paint store: "I'm like you. I'm *different*. I mean, I'm not like you."

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Seismic retrofitting on the foundation today - like living inside a Henry Rollins track.

January 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @magnify: BREAKING NEWS: Senator Reid Postpones PIPA Vote; Rep. Smith Shelves SOPA

January 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Mike_FTW: To their credit, Yahoo! DID try to black out Flickr, but they lost the password five years ago.

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Baby Girl can't quite pronounce "hummus" so she says "DAMN" instead. Now when I stub my toe, I have to yell "HUMMUS!"

January 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Way to protest SOPA, Google, oooh, you blacked out your logo.

January 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @jdrogoul: heygetoffthecomputer ; ifelse ("http://stereopsis.com/flux/")

January 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Can I have a hug? It's exhausting, doing everything wrong all the time." "Same." (And with that, they lived happily ever after.)

January 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Saleslady: "He's such a cute baby." Me: "Actually he's a she. But boys can wear pink glitter unicorn shirts, too. Nothing wrong with that."

January 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share