Let's Have Some Fun With This: Facebook Buying... - Louis Gray

GM Buying BMW - Louis Gray

Paris Hilton buying Thomas Pynchon. - Akiva Moskovitz

Wal*Mart Buying Macy's? - Louis Gray

God Buying Buddha? - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

Louis Gray buying the Giants. - Mark Krynsky

McDonald's Buying Ruth's Chris? - Louis Gray

Mark - exactly the route I want to go. - Louis Gray

Louis Gray buying sleeping tablets - WorldofHiglet

like Lyndon LaRouche buying Barack Obama. - Spidra Webster

The Yankees Buying the Green Bay Packers - Louis Gray

Dell Buying Apple - Louis Gray

Ford buying Ferrari - Ken Sheppardson

tr.im buying bit.ly - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

QVC Buying Ebay - Louis Gray

Boeing buying Airbus - Brian Daniel Eisenberg

China buying the Internet - Mahendra (SkepticGeek)

China Buying the USA - Bastard Operator From FF

like Microsoft buying Adobe - Marco

Canada Buying Puerto Rico - Louis Gray

MySpace buying Twitter - Ken Sheppardson

like Juicy Couture buying Christian Dior. - Spidra Webster

Some big company buying some little company - Glen Mistletoe

+1 Spidra! LOL! - Michael Forian

Facebook Buying FriendFeed Is Like POP Buying CORN - chaz2b

McDonald's buying In-N-Out - http://ff.im/6q8Qp - chrisofspades

CBS buying CNET. Oh... no... wait - Ken Sheppardson

Some big GOOFY company buying some little KICK ASS company - Marco

Techcrunch buying Engadget. /me hides behind his desk. - Matthew Horton

The Catholics Buying the Mormons. :) - Louis Gray

"Dell Buying Apple" - Louis Gray -- I think makes a great deal of since in this context. - Nicholas Kreidberg

AOL Buying Microsoft - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

Swatch Buying Movado - Louis Gray

A teenager buying condoms. Awkward. - Andrew Smith

Microsoft buying Yahoo. Wait... shoot. That's not right. - Ken Sheppardson

Time Warner Buying AOL - Cathleen Rittereiser

Microsoft buying Canonical - vrjbln

Entrepreneurs buying futures - Josh Haley

Internet Explorer buying Opera - Marco

Yahoo buying Broadcast.com - Cathleen Rittereiser

GoDaddy buying InterNIC - Ken Sheppardson

Everybody Loves Raymond buying Arrested Development. - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

Ford buying Volvo. Oh...wait. - wyclif

Wall Street Journal Buying Seeking Alpha? - Louis Gray

Fox buying Revision3 - Matthew Horton

Looney Tunes Buying The Simpsons? - Louis Gray

Techcrunch buying Mashable. Or is it the other way around? - Brian Daniel Eisenberg

Rupert Murdoch buying The Huffington Post - Ken Sheppardson

Drudge Report Buying the Daily Kos? - Louis Gray

Yahoo buying Google....in 1999 - Onur Cengiz

National Enquirer Buying the New York Times - Louis Gray

Michael Jackson buying the Beatles. - teh Dork Knight aka Kenny

Batman buying the x-men! - Wayne Sutton from iPhone

Comcast buying TiVo - Ken Sheppardson

Beige Buying The Color Spectrum (think about it) - Louis Gray

G4 Buying TechTV - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

Ouch +1 Jonathan - Matthew Horton

CNN buying TWiT - Ken Sheppardson

Experts Exchange buying Stack Overflow - Brian Sloane

Google buying YouTube. ( YouTube and FF are my favorites) - Renchin(Reina)Wang

Microsoft Buying Quicken - Louis Gray

Hey now, LG, Looney Tunes is frakking awesome. How about Disney buying Pixar? Oh, wait..... (and actually, that one hasn't worked out badly, so is there yet hope?) - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

++ Jandy -> How about Dreamworks buying Studio Ghibli? - LogEx

elephant buying wings - K.D.

+1 Jandy - Guess that means there can be light at the end of the tunnel - Matthew Horton

Microsoft Outlook Buying Google Reader - Louis Gray

Google buyingTwitter - Bob Morris (polizeros) from iPhone

Polyester Buying Silk - Louis Gray

Larry Flynt buying Vogue - Ken Sheppardson

Fox News buying The Onion - Brian Sloane

+ ken - Eric @ CSTechcast.com

Warner Music buying Labrador or Barsuk - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

Budweiser buying Guiness - Matthew Horton

Microsoft buying (then eating) Linus Torvald's offspring - Slappy Line

LE, that one works. :) - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

Sam's Club buying Neiman Marcus - LogEx

LOL @ Brian- Fox News buying The Onion - zephyrlily

Utah Buying Las Vegas - Louis Gray

Jimi Hendrix buying the farm. - Adrian

Geocities buying WordPress - AJ Kohn

USA buying Australia :) - Matt G

Ticketmaster buying The Fillmore - Ken Sheppardson

Polaroid buying Flickr - AJ Kohn

lol Holden I think that sums it up - 'Like' robot (frɐnc)

Like Scoble buying decaf - Eric Rice

Oops I think Eric just killed the thread - Gilbert Harding

The Atlantic Ocean Buying the Carribean Sea - Louis Gray

Casio buying Steinway - Richard ¿digame? Walker

like trees buying flowers - Marco

Baskin Robbins Buying Coldstone Creamery - Louis Gray

The Pirates of The Caribbean (film) buying The Secret of Monkey Island - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

Britney Spears buying Billie Holiday - Rob Michael (Atmos Trio)

Bill Gates buying Steve Jobs dinner? - Gilbert Harding

Payless buying Zappos. - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

TWiT Buying FFundercats - Louis Gray

Walmart buying Barney's - AJ Kohn

@Jandy, or how about Amazon buying Zappos? - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

Like Bud buying Cuervo - jacky

LOL: TWiT Buying FFundercats - Marco

Amazon's cool, though. :) - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

USPS buying FedEx - Ken Sheppardson

Bee's buying Honey - Mac Sharp

@Jandy, they insulted my grandma. :P - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

+1 Mac - Gilbert Harding

UGO buying 1up - Matthew Horton

The IRS Buying H&R Block - Louis Gray

New York Yankees buying ... oh, well, that doesn't work. - AJ Kohn

India Buying Pakistan? :) - Louis Gray

Michael Bay buying Joss Whedon - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

+1 Jonathan - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

+1 Jonathan Definitely - Matthew Horton

NASA Buying Star Wars? - Louis Gray

Rails 'buying' merb - Ahsan Ali aka. Slick

Microsoft Buying Linux - Louis Gray

Microsoft buys Toys R Us - Gilbert Harding

Sears buying HBC - Chris, Taskerrific Guy

Valve buying Playstations - Eric Rice

Like your grandma buying a nose ring http://www.youtube.com/watch... - BairdWilliamson

Wikipedia buying TVTropes - Chris, Taskerrific Guy

Activision (Instrument Controller Division) buying Gibson - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

Apple buying Xerox Parc - Richard ¿digame? Walker

Encarta Buying Wikipedia - Louis Gray

Huffy buying Cervélo (for you cycling fanatics) - AJ Kohn

Richard: Waitaminute... - Chris, Taskerrific Guy

Swarovski buying DeBeers - Spidra Webster

Thompson Guides buying GoogleMaps - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

Microsoft buying Digital Research - Richard ¿digame? Walker

AJ: Or Trek buying Gary Fisher? - Ken Sheppardson

Chevron buying the Sun - Rob Michael (Atmos Trio)

Lucifer buying heaven - LouCypher

Vanilla buying chocolate - LogEx

You can tell you're still an LA n00b, Jandy. It's Thomas Guides. :)) - Spidra Webster

George Lucas buying Star Trek - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

+1 Ken - Mainly because I actually got that one ;-) - Matthew Horton

Spidra, lol. I even started to look it up! I have a Thomas Guide somewhere, but haven't used it since I got an iPhone. - Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF

Digg buying reddit - invariant - farewell FF

Forrester Buying Gartner - Aaman (Clone of FF)

Me buying a Mars Bar - easy, relatively cheap, good for me and ultimately the end of the Mars Bar. - Martin Bryant from iPhone

Mike Nayyar buying his Dumpster - Jon, the Chilled Beartato

Night Train buying Chateau Neuf du Pape. - Spidra Webster

Nokia buying iPhone - LouCypher

Starbucks buying Pete's - Richard ¿digame? Walker

@Ken: Yup. - AJ Kohn

Exxon Mobil buying Greenpeace - Ken Sheppardson

The News of The World buying Twitter - Zackatoustra

Microsoft buying Firefox. - Jason Huebel from iPhone

Australia buying Bali - LouCypher

is like, well, there's nothing truly like it, but it might be like Myspace buying Fox.... - Mike Shields

That would possibly /improve/ Myspace - Matthew Horton

McDonalds buying Arby's? - Matthew Horton

Louis Gray buying China. - imabonehead

Boeing buying NASA - LouCypher

Coca Cola buying Starbucks ! - Nir Ben Yona

Coke buying water - Chris Nixon

Australia Buying New Zealand - Louis Gray

National Enquirer buying Louis Grey? - Matthew Horton

Simon Cowell buying Radiohead - Mark Evans

Japan buying Hawaii - LouCypher

U2 Buying Nine Inch Nails - Louis Gray

Mark... blasphemy! :) - LogEx

Warner Bros buying Lucas Film - LouCypher

Radiohead buying Muse /me runs for his life! - Matthew Horton

Hilton buying Paris - LouCypher

Dracula buying the Blood Bank - Matt G

Marriott buying W hotels ... - Amani

I think the sentence should end like so: Like ______ _____ing ______. I would have SEVERAL suggestions then. ;) - abacab

"The Most Boring Man in the World" buying Dos Equiis - .LAG liked that

Steve Ballmer buying The Cluetrain Manifesto - Richard ¿digame? Walker

Mike Arrington buying Leo Laporte - Larry Roth

Like a fat old guy buying a mail order bride. - Willem (@wim66) ☠

Fail whale buying the skater snail - Matthew Horton

Oil buying water - Mark Evans

Premiere Radio buying FFundercats - Richard ¿digame? Walker

Bono buying Pirate Bay - LouCypher

LA Galaxy buying Manchester United - Larry Roth

Like Ask buying Google - Keith - @tsudo

Pirate Bay users buying anything - Larry Roth

Night buying day - Mark Evans

Lars Ulrich buying Megadeth - LouCypher

Russia Buying Europe - Louis Gray

Flash Buying AJAX - Louis Gray

Lars Ulrich buying Napster - Larry Roth

I would say you're drunk with that Flash / Ajax one but I know it's not possible unless your milk is spiked. - Mark Krynsky

The Queen (HRH Elizabeth Windsor) buying France - WorldofHiglet

Yahoo buying Flickr. - Gus

Safeway buying Whole Foods - Matt Weeks

Louis: Aussie buying NZ! that will never happen - Geer

Jon Bon Jovi buying Van Halen - LouCypher

Timmies buying Starbucks - WorldofHiglet

Nike buying Converse... oh wait.. - Richard ¿digame? Walker

The Earth buying the Moon - WorldofHiglet

U.S. buying the moon - LouCypher

WalMart buying Whole Foods - Dominic Jones

Italy buying Mediteranian Sea - LouCypher

Myspace buying Facebook - Aaman (Clone of FF)

England Buying Wales - Louis Gray

The Yankees buying a World Series...oh wait... - Larry Roth

Silvio Berlusconi buying English Premier League - LouCypher

Shopper buying his necessities, (it's a business decision) - Wins Fern

Mark Cuban buying NBA - LouCypher

Berlusconi & Murdoch buying NPR - Richard ¿digame? Walker

Edward Lewis buying Vivian Ward in Pretty Woman - Andrew Smith

"India buying Pakistan" rofl - Rishabh Mishra (p248) from Android

LOL @ Rishabh - Aaman (Clone of FF)

Oracle buying Sun Microsystems. - imabonehead

Scientology buying Anonymous - Aaman (Clone of FF)

Vanhalen buying Sammy Hagar - Mac Sharp

Robert Scoble buying Louis Gray. - Wins Fern

The Vatican buying Hubble Telescope - LouCypher

lol you guys :-D - Richard ¿digame? Walker

Christmas Buying Hanukkah - Louis Gray

Swine Flu buying Tamiflu - Aaman (Clone of FF)

Monkeys buying footballs for the expressed purpose of fornicating with them. - abacab

Nerf buying the NFL - Keith - @tsudo

Bing buying the Google search engine - Ian

Java buying C# - Ian

Chris Pirillo Buying Mona - Louis Gray

HAHAHAHAHA, LG! - Spidra Webster

Dodi Al-Fayed buying a Mercedes - LouCypher

Amazon buying Zappos - Ian

AT&T buying T-mobile - Richard ¿digame? Walker

Mattel buying LEGO - LouCypher

Philip Morris buying Club Penguin - Dominic Jones

My school buying me, and I kick it off. - Lizunlong

Mickey Mouse Club buying Porn. oh wait. my bad. they had us at Spears. - TheMacMommy

SFMUNI buying the Concorde - Spidra Webster

Bono buying into "sunglasses are not cool". - Gilbert Harding

Delta buying NASA. - Frankie Warren

UGLY.COM buying BEAUTY.COM - David Newman

Tom buying Jerry :) - Serkan Unsal

Oracle buying ... oh wait ... - Julio F ~ @SocialJulio

Twitter buying Facebook - Tyson Key

Facebook buying whole web - Jacque

Apple buying Fisher Price. - Jemm

Mark Zuckerberg buying Bill Gates - Jacque

McDonald's buys Telco - Tyson

A large social media company buying a small social media company. - Big K

Facebook Buying FriendFeed Is Like Google Buying Lazyfeed. - sean808080

Walmart buying Zappos - phil baumann

Apple buying Facebook (and believe me it's coming) - Thomas Power

Oracle buying salesforce.com - Dave Food

Tinker-toys buying Lego? - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

*smacks MVB* How DARE you besmirch tinker toys!!! Oh, and what's up with fiddling with your name, you trying to make me get MDV and MVB confused? - FFing Enigma (aka Tina)

Lenovo Buying IBM (PC Group).. Ops! - Jacque

Microsoft buying Apple..... - Roberto Bonini from iPhone

A big fish buying a little fish - Angelo John Lewis

Amazon buying Zappos - Mark Essel

A man buying a sweet pretty dress, guess he pay and will never wear it himself. (some spend money just to impress others). - abdellah

Real Madrid buying Cristiano Ronaldo? - Faraz Mullick

Sony buying Apple? - Tyson Key

Eric buying Sookie - Andrew Terry

Volkswagen buying Skoda? - Tyson Key

GM buying Ferrari - Ladybug Heather

MySpace buying Twitter - manielse (Mark Nielsen)

Macy's buying Gimble's - Thom Kennon

The Sun buying The Guardian - Patrick Jordan

Twitter buying the corpse of Pownce - Tyson Key

Bacon buying Memes. - imabonehead

IBM buying Seagate - Tyson Key

Me buying a FriendFeed t-shirt. It will soon become a dust rag. - jcunwired

Xzibit buying Chuck Norris (edit) - AJ Batac

Real Madrid buying Manchester City - Jan Mulder

Satan buying Heaven? - Tyson Key

I liked MySpace buying Twitter. - Aram Zucker-Scharff from twhirl

Samsung buying Motorola - Tyson Key

Microsoft buying Mozilla - Pete Delucchi from iPhone

The RIAA buying The Pirate Bay - Tyson Key

Home Depot buying Bob Villa - Pete Delucchi from iPhone

HomeBase buying B&Q - Tyson Key

Bed, Bath & Beyond buying Ethan Allen - Pete Delucchi from iPhone

BILLY MAYS buying cocaine. - jcunwired

Axe body spray buying Old Spice - Pete Delucchi from iPhone

Rupert Murdoch buying Huffington Post - Pete Delucchi from iPhone

Best Buy buying Amoeba's Records - Pete Delucchi from iPhone

WoW buying LOTRO - Pete Delucchi from iPhone

Huntingdon Life Sciences buying PETA - Tyson Key

Warez-pirate buying DRM'd music - Jemm from fftogo

McDonald's buying StarBucks - Tyson Key

Colleague here suggested "First blank FriendFeed, second blank...change that to Selling, and last blank...Out." Ouch? - abacab

Hugh Grant buying Divine Brown's services. - Jordi Soler

ITV buying the BBC - Tyson Key

Yahoo! buying Google - Tyson Key

Lycos buying Yahoo! - Tyson Key

Dogpile buying Google - Ladybug Heather

Me buying the kid who copied my work at school [edit] oops, I mean the kid who's work I copied at school, lol - Slappy Line

Google buying Jaiku / Dodgeball - Sidharth Dassani

Dolly Parton buying breast implants - April Russo (app103)

VW buying Porsche? - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

lol except didnt porsche end up cornering the market on VW shares? That would be like friendfeed buying facebook ;) - Frankie Warren

a Hyundai owner buying a Ferrari for parts. - Kevin Pedraja

U of Mich Flint buying Kettering University... sorry, no one else will get that - Kevin L

Xing buying socialmedian - let's face it, they bought the talent! I've only heard good things about Xing though:) - Michael Fidler

Yahoo buying Delicious.... oh wait - Jeff (the メガマクダジ of FF)

Mephistopheles buying Dr Faust... - Laurent

Jon Gosselin buying Ed Hardy...Eew - Denise

Ted Turner buying Times-Warmer - Houseofmax

Dumb buying Ass - ‘-.-’ Tutivillus Grift

like a cheerleader buying a software engineering book .. WHY ?! .. who will read it on facebook! - fouad

AOL buying Facebook - Tyson Key

N. Korea buying the US :P - mjc

a nerd buying a condom. They'll never use it - Jim Goldstein

China buying Taiwan - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

lol yours was the best. - Tinu Abayomi-Paul

Ball Park buying Redondos - Ron Hagenhoff

I used a "Kia bought Cadillac." analogy yesterday. - Robert Miller

Hersheys buying Scharffen-Berger - Spidra Webster

A bigass mofo kicking the shit out of you and then buying out the cops so he won't go to jail!!!! - sofarsoShawn

Google buying Jaiku - Bryan Lee