BURN! :D - Haggis (Sean Loyless)

She swears she signed up just to look around. Right... - Louis Gray

She's only there for the articles. - Glen Campbell

Zing! And what about Friendfeed....? - WorldofHiglet

Lol. My dad is on Facebook but refuses to friend me. - Jess Lee

I have a number for a good counselor. You can make it work if you want to. Are you even *really* married if you're not Facebook Married? :-P - michael silverton

LOL! - Cristian Conti

I'd say I'm happier now, because she agreed to my friend request... but she DID also accept one from Jesse Stay, so now I don't feel special. :-) And Jess, that is too funny. - Louis Gray

So did she accept my request before she accepted yours? - Jesse Stay

Jesse, she says yes. - Louis Gray

My daughter added me on FB though quickly changed my relationship status to 'mother'. Not quite sure what she's saying there. - Nicola Quinn

Did she add the U-Haul guy? :) - Ontario Emperor from fftogo

Months ago, my brother came to me and sad that "I've just had a mail which says that dad wants to add me as a friend. I think dad has personality issues...I have to call him and remind him that i'm his SON!"... - Olcayto Cengiz

I wonder what the relationship status is/will be... "It's complicated"? ;) - Jemm

I got a friend request from someone I could only identify as one of my grannie's friends.... almost deleted my FB account... luckily I turned out to be wrong about the identity of the requester - Peter Efland from twhirl

Ouch! - Tom Mack

rofl Louis! I wish I made a comment on her wall now so I could get first post just like on The Gray Effect - Jesse Stay

Yikes - johnpiercy

Hahahhaa this is funny... poor Louis...so rejected...had to ASK to be friends! LOL :D - Susan Beebe

Smart woman - Charlie Anzman

My wife and I are not "friends" on Facebook. Because we both tend toward petty jealousies, I don't need to see friends of hers bubbling up from the past, and vice-a-versa. Gotta say it's a pretty sweet setup. - Marko Bon

Maybe she's waiting to upload that perfect "In a relationship" picture for the news feed. - Shawn Farner

lmfao! - Lindsey is Fierce!

One of my brother in laws signed up for facebook. On his profile he selected that he was interested in men. I called his wife and asked her how she felt about that. She said he could do whatever he wanted. lol. - Jason Shultz from twhirl

Maybe he's got a secret... Have Derrick check him out. - ld

That's hilarious. I can't even get my husband to THINK about Facebook. He has no idea what is going on in the social world....or why I like it. We are just very different when it comes to these kinds of things. - Jennifer Windrum from twhirl

ouch. - Bonita Garrabrant

Ah. Everyone's gotta have their own private life I suppose! - ‘-.-’ Tutivillus Grift

HAHA! That's funny! At least she doesn't have two accounts and is keeping one of them a secret from you. (Silver lining?) - David Cook

:) sad face - Brian Bufalo

it's complicated. - Joseph Miller

PWND! - Steven Perez

This is now the #2 most-liked item in the last 30 days according to FFHolic, so this is stuck in my sidebar in the blog. Thanks for the constant reminder, guys. :-) - Louis Gray

"My mother added me on Friendface, and she's set her mood to sensual" - Bryce, Low in Sodium

That is probably a good thing. I have a lot of people I cherish but don't want as a friend on facebook. It's about context. But in my case it's also a generation gap thing :) - hehe, only noticing that this thread started December 15th. - DC Crowley