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Stephen Mack
Some sunburn stories for #saturdayff -- WARNING: Not for the squeamish.
I am pale. I burn very easily. I have two shades: pale and lobster red. Following extensive peeling, the lobster red turns back to pale. - Stephen Mack
Living in England until I was 12, I didn't have too many opportunities to get sunburned. But one time around 8, we visited my grandmother in Miami and then drove to Disney World. We stopped at some interim hotel halfway there and settled in to play in the pool and meet up with my cousins, about two days before we were to visit the park. Despite my parents' best efforts, I managed to get bad sunburn all over my back and shoulders. - Stephen Mack
The next night, at a different hotel, with about 16 of us sharing two hotel rooms (the kids all camped out in sleeping bags all over the floor), I couldn't sleep. My skin was peeling. And I started picking off the peeling skin, somewhat obsessively, instead of sleeping. And I picked it way too much, basically raw. The next morning I was a bleeding red mess and everyone was horrified. At the park, I got burned even more on the first day, all over my face. The next day I had hives and rash and fever. - Stephen Mack
Still made it the park though, despite being miserable. Some Disney bus driver took one look at me and diagnosed sun poisoning and gave my parents advice on how to treat it. - Stephen Mack
I was a lot more careful with lotion after that... - Stephen Mack
...until high school, my senior year, we had a weekend car wash fundraiser for the speech & debate club. I neglected to apply lotion to the tops of my feet on Saturday. They burned horribly. A day later, my feet were covered in tiny blisters. I tried to stay in the shade that day and they put me on cashier duty, but one point I was running over to grab some guy's money, and I felt the blisters slosh around and they coalesced into one big old plum-sized blister -- one for each foot. - Stephen Mack
The next week these mega-blisters were so painful that I couldn't wear shoes. I was not big on attendance and had used all my sick days, so I had to attend school and walk around barefoot. This one guy, Dave Basiji, wanted to be a doctor. He advised me to self-lance -- run a bathtub for a few inches of warm water, dump in Epsom salts, then pierce with a red-hot needle. Why I believed him and didn't see a real doctor? No idea. I stupidly followed his advice. - Stephen Mack
I'm sure my scream of pain could be heard in the next county. - Stephen Mack
I was dumb enough to repeat it for my second foot. - Stephen Mack
You can still see the marks on my feet, 27 years later. - Stephen Mack
Yikes! - Spidra Webster
That same year, one weekend my friend Kyrie and I drove down to Santa Cruz. She and I had an ongoing joke about how we both burn really easily. She put lotion on my back, but I should have been suspicious about how long it was taking her to do it. It turns out she was spelling out a message with areas she didn't apply lotion to. - Stephen Mack
So for a week after, my back spelled out her name. - Stephen Mack
It hurt like crazy. Took me a long time to forgive her. - Stephen Mack
One time in Hawaii, I was lazy and tried to apply the lotion to my back by myself instead of getting help. I covered about 40% of it. The swirl burn pattern that formed clearly showed my fingers' shape. It looked like abstract art. - Stephen Mack
Later, a woman I was dating saw my back and commented. I thought she said, "You have a muscled back," so I said thank you. She was confused. It turns out she said, "You have a mottled back." This was a full two years later. - Stephen Mack
In conclusion: I am pale. I burn very easily. - Stephen Mack
I'm pale for a beach-going Californian, but not nearly as pale as when I was a British lad. I have a cream-colored spatter of a birthmark at the base of my belly. Currently it's the lightest part of my skin. But when I was 12 it was the darkest part of my skin. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Next time we get together, remind me to show you my hands. Vitiligo makes for fun times with sunburns and skin colors. - Neal Krummell
Neal, that Hawaii story was with my friend Rick who also has vitiligo -- he got some interesting burns that trip too. - Stephen Mack
Oh dear... - esther
Stephen, clearly our skin was separated at birth. I have some similar horror stories. Suffice it to say, sunscreen is now my best friend. ;) - Kelli H.
What Kelli said. I'm an SPF 100+ gal all the way now. - Penguin from iPhone
Stephen Mack
Kids love Georgia :)
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Thanks Stephen :) - Georgia from FFHound!
Happy mother's day to you, Georgia. Have a great trip! - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Bah, this one should have more likes than hers... - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Tudor Bosman
Introduction to Computer Science, level Toddler: Five Little Ducks teaches that the proper way to count is starting from 0, not from 1.
Glen
It's always fuck this shit o'clock somewhere. - Steve's flows are wood
Stephen Mack
Happened to flip on the radio this morning. Heard a DJ saying he got a request from someone who just "really needed to hear some Bob Marley" and the DJ was happy to oblige. I figure there must be about six dozen ways to hear Bob Marley the very instant you want that are easier than calling up some guy and waiting until he gets around to it.
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Amit Patel
Someone signed me up for some random job site. Gah. I logged in. The email address for "my" profile is not editable. Look at the source, it's input disabled="true". I remove the disabled="true". I can edit it on the page. Will it save on the server? YES. These people not only are spamming me, but their site isn't properly coded.
I changed the email address to their site so that the spam they send out now goes to themselves. - Amit Patel
Allen Stern
Tudor Bosman
"I hate the word 'homophobia'. It is not a phobia. You are not scared. You are just an asshole." http://www.reddit.com/r...
Stephen Mack
20 free cover songs on Google Play Music today: https://play.google.com/store... -- includes Sinead's "Nothing Compares 2 U" and UB40's "Red Red Wine."
Format is MP3 so it'll work on whatever device you use. - Stephen Mack
I'd've used the bookmarklet but it doesn't seem to work on that page. - Stephen Mack
From the page: "FREE CLASSIC COVER TRACKS (BY NICK DEDINA): Something special happens with a great cover version. UB40 proved that Neil Diamond’s "Red Red Wine" works as a reggae love jam, Lenny Kravitz reclaimed the Canadian "American Woman" for the U.S.A. and Coldplay showed concert audiences their love of classic James Bond theme songs with "You Only Live Twice." Before Dylan and The... more... - Stephen Mack
Continues: "Massive Attack's version of "Be Thankful for What You Got" brought the buried soul gem back to the fold; other times, Corinne Bailey Rae just wants to tip her hat to Bob Marley while Robert Glasper adds even more jazz ripples into a Sade slow jam. The Concretes removed the disco-punk swagger from "Miss You" and reminded people what a brilliant songwriting team... more... - Stephen Mack
i'm annoyed Google makes you add payment info to be able to download the free stuff now. :| - holly #ravingfangirl
Holly, yeah. You have to order each track one by one, too -- with 5 clicks to get through the confirmations. They make you work for the free stuff. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
this has finally got me using Google Play. - Laura Norvig
Bret Taylor
FriendFeed Blog: Ben Darnell joins FriendFeed: Ben++! - http://blog.friendfeed.com/2009...
FriendFeed Blog: Ben Darnell joins FriendFeed: Ben++!
Welcome, Ben! - Kevin Fox
Right on! Congrats, Ben. - Micah
Congrats Ben! Also, congrats to FF you are lucky to have him! - Jason Shellen
Data storage and scalability rock. :) - Louis Gray
Congrats, Ben! :-) - Kol Tregaskes
Yeah Ben!!! - Rachel Lea Fox
so i finally get my answer to this :) http://friendfeed.com/chris... - MG Siegler
Yeah, sorry I couldn't respond to that one before. :-) - Kevin Fox
well i be darned .... we now can rejoice, since fast paced additions to already good product are surely fastly coming about off the feedpipe ... it'l be a hectic season of finest upgrades ... I'm sure they'l start with keyboard shortcutze. ... I mean Google Reader rules on that. Intelligent to the extreme. ..Google.com, on the other hand - are we sleeping? .. not even "/" ??.. and that... more... - pb:
Congrats Ben! Totally agree with Jason. Our latest project wouldn't have become feasible without Ben -- I'm just so glad we managed to get a fraction of his time before he left! :) - Simon
Congratulations, Ben! You're joining an awesome team. - Anne Bouey
Woohoo! Another Googler :) - Tim Hoeck
Congrats, you are now a "big company"! ;)))) - K.D.
That's not my picture! They got the picture wrong! In fact, I didn't get the letter of hire either. :( Oh, Hi there, Ben...if that's your real name. ;) - Josh Haley
Good luck Ben! With you our preferred service will go more interesting - Roberto from fftogo
you're building a friendfeed army there :-) - Dobromir Hadzhiev
Congrats - Özkan Altuner
Nice, any former Google Reader-er is a friend of mine. - Mike Reynolds
gratz Ben! - timepilot
Welcome Bret! - Michael_techie
So, Facebook...? - Daniel J. Pritchett
Poor Ben Darnell. The last to enter are always the first to leave in mergers. - beersage
Either that or he scored big time with some accelerated vesting. - Ken Sheppardson
Hiring new staff while in secret acquisition talks, not exactly classy guys. I hope Ben knew what he was getting into - Glenn Slaven
Why on earth does he use the Duck Hunt theme? - Vezquex
I don't know.. but it is awesome! :) - Tim Hoeck
Wow, looks like somebody bumped this! - Kevin Fox
I think there were a bunch of spam comments made to some 2009-era posts by FF employees. For some reason even after the spam is nuked, the post stays bumped. - Stephen Mack
Yes, I blocked a spammer that was bumping old posts about FF themes and what not. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
OH HAI! - Eric - B Easy
Well, let's see this as an opportunity to raise a virtual glass to Ben and FriendFeed-that-was! - Kevin Fox
It probably had something to do with the Tornado 2.2 release. I noticed Ben was the one who posted about the release on HN earlier. Edit: Or it could have just been a spammer. *shrugs* - Jimminy, CoG of FF
I don't think it had anything to do with the tornado release - a spammer bumped a bunch of Bret's old posts today. - Ben Darnell
Nereye katiliyo pic! Sattiniz gittiniz dukkani! - Ali Kerim
Here, let me save future spammers some time: Hello my name is ____ and I am an attractive young ____ _____ and I would like to contact with you so that together you and I can ___ with ____ while _____ in a highly ____ manner. Please to be responding as soon as is practical. Without your help, the _____ in U.S. dollars will go unclaimed, and the herbal ______ remedy will wither and die. Yours in all urgent seriousness, _____. - Stephen Mack
:D, Stephen! - Anne Bouey
Wolfgang Bremer
RT @louisgray: I was going to tweet you guys something, but realized it would probably negatively impact my @Klout score. So I'll send it by email.
Sebastian
RT @louisgray: I was going to tweet you guys something, but realized it would probably negatively impact my @Klout score. So I'll send it by email.
Derek Andersen
@louisgray I'm pushing for the coach to teach charging the mound next week.
Derek Andersen
@louisgray if you beam my kid again I'll get your @Klout score lowered.
Stephen Mack
Successful day at the aquarium
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OMG the first pic! I miss those days. - Hookuh Tinypants
i love that place. :) - holly #ravingfangirl
Me too, Hookuh, me too. She usually has such a hard time falling asleep in the car -- between the long day, her bad sleep three of the last four nights, all the clam chowder she ate today, and her getting lost in the museum today for 15 minutes (absolutely terrifying), she's worn out. Me too, actually. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Holly, at risk of repeating myself overmuch: Me too. :) - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Cute pics. - Ac0n (former Franc)
LOVE that girl!!! And at the risk of sounding like a militant mom, her carseat straps are not on correctly. :-D - Yvonne from FFHound!
You mean the pads? - Stephen Mack from iPhone
No, the buckle. It should be as high as her armpits. And you shouldn't be able to pinch the fabric. And it's scary that I'm not even as 'bad' as some moms I know. =) - Yvonne from FFHound!
Hmm. It's a bad angle and she's in a funny position. When she's sitting up, I think the buckle is in the right place. But I'll have you check in person next time I see you. :) - Stephen Mack from iPhone
drew olanoff
This Chrome extension lets you schedule Google+ posts for later http://thenextweb.com/apps...
Johnny
When riding today, I had a head on smash right outside the Capalaba police station. A butterfly flew right in front of me while I was doing about 38km/h. He hit me right in the face with such force it shifted my glasses.
and a hurricane formed on the other side of the world... - DJ Stevie Steve
Killing that butterfly changed the history of the world. I hope your physical fitness is worth it :-) - Todd Hoff
And the Supermoon is thus explained. - Akiva
The Capalaba Chupacabra. - Josh Haley
I love this thread so much. - MoTO Strange Fat
No WONDER my son had a night terror this weekend! *shakes fist* - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Wait til you get a bee fly straight into the back of your throat! Ya just can't hack and cough fast enough to get one of those buggers out of there! And they're no happier about the situation than you are. - jkram
Monique
Remember when my love for Cristo was overwhelmingly public and people talked shit about me for it? Well fuck y'all. I still love that jerk. :)
I think the only person who fully understood me was Kelli H. I sometimes confessed drunkenly to Akiva, but mostly Kelli H. - Monique
I just wanted you to be happy. - Akiva
You're AIGHT. I GEUSS. - Akiva
Your secret is safe with me. ;) - Kelli H.
Stephen Mack
ITIL training done, passed the test, it's Friday, sun is shining, and I can't draw. Woo. Hoo.
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(Lack of exclamation points due to high need for nap.) - Stephen Mack
And I have a sitter for this evening, so I do believe I'll head out to see The Avengers. RT says it's 93%, great: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m... - Stephen Mack
:)))))) - Kelli H.
Hi Kelli! Saw Avengers with one of my brothers. It was fab. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Welcome to the club! - Ryan Kaisoglus
Kristine Gray
Monique
Trish R just called me a ho, y'all. lmaooooo. A cheap ho at that. Lmaooooo.
Lol. - Trish R from iPhone
They got Doritos now, though - Rodfather
One of those Doritos shell tacos does sound good. - Trish R from iPhone
We're going to Lucy's. I don't fuck with Taco Bell. It's closed anyway over here I think. - Monique
I think you should take another naked in the drive thru pic and start some FF drama. - Trish R from iPhone
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! - Monique
Haha. Do it - Rodfather
Yesssss. Naked in the drive thru, part two. Lol - Tamara J. from FFHound(roid)!
NITDT Part II, or is it Episode V... hmm, I always get confused. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Monique
Haha. I told Cristo I don't get hangover headaches, and he said, "It must be your super power." I luh him.
Kristine Gray
drew olanoff
I have the fix for Scott Thompson and Yahoo!. Two words: Billy Madison
Kevin Fox
Happy Friday everyone, whatever your personal time zone.
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drew olanoff
RT @BradMcCarty: @moorehn @thatdrew Per your request, I have removed the screenshot that included your photo. Oh, and my tweet had nothing to do with you.
drew olanoff
some folks haven't figured out how the interwebs work yet.
Stephen Mack
Day 2 of ITIL training complete
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Fortunately it's raining which put out the fire. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Shopped! - SAM
How dare you question the integrity of my photojournalism, sir. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
I can tell from the pixels. - Kevin Fox
Huh, that's weird, you guys must have better eyes than I do -- I don't see any pixels. - Stephen Mack
What is ITIL? - imabonehead
Oh, doh. I should have known as my profession somewhat touches that area. - imabonehead
I will withhold opinions until I finish the training, but I will say this: Even the instructor agreed the material is "dry." - Stephen Mack
You should be teaching this class. Own it. - Louis Gray
Hah, definitely not qualified. - Stephen Mack
Foundations is very dry...it gets better after that. Service Operations and Service Transition are much more interesting. - Ryan Kaisoglus
Ryan, I agree. day 2 was much more engaging than day 1. And day 3 today is shorter. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Rex Hammock
[RT @louisgray] In other news, the famed painting "The Scream" is valued at 1/8th of an Instagram. | And it also has no business model.
Hillel Fuld
The amount of traffic being in the What's Hot section of Google+ drives is yet another proof that Google+ is alive and kickin! cc @louisgray
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