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Louis Gray Facts

Louis Gray Facts

Real, true, verifiable facts about Louis Gray: the man, the myth, the legend.
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John E. Bredehoft
Success. I inadvertently posted a blog entry that wasn't supposed to appear until May 9, realized my mistake, and deleted it. In the 120 second period that the blog post was visible to the world, Louis Gray did NOT see it. (Or perhaps he only PRETENDED not to see it.)
For those who missed it, a temporary change occurred to FriendFeed's UI last night - and Gray captured digital evidence. - John E. Bredehoft
I saw it. I just found it to not be newsworthy. - Louis Gray
John E. Bredehoft
If Louis Gray wants a Ford Prius, Ford will make it for him. (And if anyone asks, *my* blog posts, even when written late at night, are always 100% acurate and of high qualtiy.)
Ha! Qualtiy. Got you now, Bredehoft. - Louis Gray
Ontario Emperor
They're going to quit publishing Spock's book. People will read the Grays' blogs instead.
Perhaps I should clarify that the "Spock" in this message is Dr. Benjamin, not the Vulcan. - Ontario Emperor
Shawn Farner
These hands have killed. He doesn't like to talk about it.
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Rishabh Mishra (p248)
Louis Gray can crunch more techs than Michael Arrington, depending on what "crunch more techs" means.
Yuvi
"I wait for no man to hit publish." - http://thestatbot.com/2009...
He actually commented before I hit publish! - Yuvi
Karim
Louis Gray cursed a Zune, and all the Zunes in the world stopped working.
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Ack. What is this guy doing in our room? And yes, I did curse those nasty things. - Louis Gray
+10 for pic - Bwana
Rishabh Mishra (p248)
Louis Gray has been to 2009 and back.
Rob Diana
Louis Gray gives his password freely. He fears no man.
Louis Gray needs no password. All apps are open for him. - Cyndy
Louis Gray is the Kwisatz Haderach of online security. "He who can log into many places at once." - Mark Trapp
He just makes a TCP/LG connection - not a stateless protocol, but a Statesman's Protocol ! - Micah Wittman
Alan Wilensky
Louis just invented a new Microprocessor.
And he invented all of the old ones, but he felt sorry for Robert Noyce et al and gave them the credit. - Ontario Emperor
I like Ontario's comment as much as the entry. :-) - Louis Gray
Rishabh Mishra (p248)
I am an AI controlled by Louis Gray.
Louis has the artificial part, but is still struggling on the intelligence part. It's the only thing he has ever struggled in. - Rishabh Mishra (p248)
Ontario Emperor
Louis Gray can fix entire economies via a single plane trip. - http://friendfeed.com/e...
Rishabh Mishra (p248)
Louis Gray compiled my brain.
The dependencies to compile a brain are insane. I mean, it sure is hard to get 'brain-devel'. - Rishabh Mishra (p248)
Susan Beebe
For Dave Morin. Who is Louis Gray? - http://friendfeed.com/e...
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Hide. :-) - Louis Gray
Susan Beebe
Facebook | FriendFeed Fans - I just made Scoble the "Chief Noise Master" and Golub the "Chief Mobility Apps Master" - http://www.new.facebook.com/groups...
Facebook | FriendFeed Fans - I just made Scoble the "Chief Noise Master" and Golub the "Chief Mobility Apps Master"
Susan Beebe
Flickr: b_d_solis' Photostream - Ice Room photos! - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
Flickr: b_d_solis' Photostream - Ice Room photos!
Flickr: b_d_solis' Photostream - Ice Room photos!
Uhoh! See... no iPhone photos were allowed, but this happens! - Louis Gray
Yep!! THANK YOU BRIAN!! *smooch*! - Susan Beebe
Shawn Farner
“Alright, no doctoring this time.” - http://friendfeed.com/e...
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Louis Gray Fact: ADT is now selling this picture as a Home Security System. Just tape it to your door. - Shawn Farner
+1 Shawn!! - Susan Beebe
Shawn Farner
Hurricane Gustav was originally going to be named Hurricane Gray. After discussion, experts agreed that it just wasn't dangerous enough.
I'm assuming that the hurricane was the one that wasn't dangerous enough, right? - Rishabh Mishra (p248)
That's not quite right: just wait until Hurricane Louis comes. - Kevin L
Ontario Emperor
I made a pitch to get this room mentioned in an Oracle OpenWorld presentation. Well, it was an Unconference presentation, but still... :)
Good effort. :) - Rishabh Mishra (p248) from fftogo
The presentation in question is on geek-speak, and part of the presentation is devoted to Chuck Norris facts, and the derivative SOA facts. This room is another derivative... - Ontario Emperor from fftogo
...although some believe that Louis Gray could take Norris out, even if Gray had both hands and both feet tied behind his back. - Ontario Emperor from fftogo
Louis: if you can manage to get yourself arrested between now and Thursday September 25, I promise to mention you in *my* Oracle OpenWorld Unconference presentation :) (it's on biometrics) - Ontario Emperor from fftogo
I'll see what I can do in Vegas this week to meet your needs, Ontario. - Louis Gray
Thanks, Louis. :) - Ontario Emperor from fftogo
Edwin Khodabakchian
Michael A. is considering renaming his blog to TechGray
I think The Louis Gray will disapprove. Nothing should come before Louis Gray. - Cyndy
+1 Cyndy. Louis Gray has decided to launch a network of new sites, GrayCrunch, GrayMeme and GrayWriteWeb. With his new advisory position, ReadBurner show now be called ReadGray. - Rob Diana
Shouldn't that be GrayRead? - Ontario Emperor from fftogo
Ontario Emperor
Louis Gray put his foot down on Friday evening, September 5. The Bay Area took notice.
Mona took notice - Charlie Anzman
Ontario Emperor
On Labor Day, Louis Gray takes a break and only reads content using one eye.
Shawn Farner
Comcast's new 250 GB/month cap was not brought on by heavy file sharing and torrent downloading, but rather by Louis Gray's inhuman browsing and blogging speed.
Ontario Emperor
Both Obama and McCain want to name Gray as a Cabinet Secretary, but Gray doesn't take dictation.
Louis Gray Facts
@louisgrayfacts not only can messages be received at @louisgrayfacts, but there's also a Louis Gray Fax. (The number is private.) - http://twitter.com/oempero...
Nothing about Louis Gray is private. - Cyndy
Everything about Louis Gray is private. - Rishabh Mishra (p248)
you're both right. Schrodinger got his idea as a corollary from Louis Gray's property of being both private and public at the same time. Similarly with wave-particle duality - Kevin L
Rob Diana
Louis Gray decided nobody should follow more people than him on Twitter.
Uh oh. Robert, Jason, and Barack had better watch out. - Ontario Emperor
Ontario Emperor
Louis Gray pulled the plug on FriendFeed so that we, and the twins, would get some sleep already. - http://mrontemp.blogspot.com/2008...
And yes, there is a http://twitter.com/louisgr... - I had forgotten about it. - Ontario Emperor
Rob Diana
Hasbro didn't shut Scrabulous down. Louis Gray was about to lose his first contest and had the game erased from Facebook.
I must admit, this is from the man himself. - Rob Diana
Andy DeSoto
Louis Gray can like his own FriendFeed items.
Louis Gray's FriendFeed items are liked automatically. - Ontario Emperor from fftogo
Rishabh Mishra (p248)
Do not attempt to outsmart Lous Gray. Lous Gray is the Internet.
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