RT @Wil_Anderson: The bad news for Felix Baumgartner is he clocked his Myki card on at the top, but forgot to click off again at the ground... #MelbourneJoke
RT @shitmydadsays: "We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
RT @shwood: http://www.youtube.com/watch... “@shwood: I watched this in complete awe… I want to have a party and play this game YESTERDAY. looks so much fun!”
RT @captaincaple: RT @ajkuftic Dear IT Managers. Your staff does not need to be on site to patch servers. NASA just patched Curiosity on Mars. ON. MARS.
RT @ConorTripler: SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A PIZZA PIE? THOU ART MORE LOVELY AND MORE DELICIO- WAIT. NO. YO BABE YOU ACTUALLY DONT RLY MEASURE UP AGAINST PIZZA