Lazypants. - maʀtha

How many lakes are there in Minnesota? - maʀtha

I need evidence to support my argument that recruiting high school students benefits the military - maʀtha

Do you have any vanilla folders? What about chocolate? - Chelle Chelle Ro Ro

(psst, Martha: ask her if they have tape.) - Catherine Pellegrino

well, it's certainly better for the military than it is for the high school students. - DJF

What's the fastest animal on earth? - Steven M. Cohen

Turns out, it's WAY easier to troubleshoot off-campus access issues (in my email) from Steve's ref desk than from mine. Woo! - lris

(notice me NOT answering any of your questions. HA) - lris

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...PLEASE WELCOME OUR SPECIAL GUEST, STEVEN M COHEN! - Chelle Chelle Ro Ro

Hey, Reeno - Chelle Chelle Ro Ro

Yes, there is also lots of published information that indicates that many of these high school students are woefully under qualified to do much of anything except fill spaces - maʀtha

(you ask her if she has tape) - maʀtha

When Steve gets chat reference questions he now asks me if it's me or anyone I know before he answers.... :-) - lris

I need a double blind, RCT proving that red wine cures cancer - oh, and it needs to short - maʀtha

I need that double blind article because I already WROTE in my paper that red wine causes cancer. I just need the article to prove my statement. - $tephanie•Cog$ciLibrarian

she is ignoring us - maʀtha

(Martha is so perceptive) :-) - lris

I can now provide independent verification that Steve is a good reference librarian. - lris

*stamps Steve with the Iris Seal of Accreditation* - Marianne