Oh magnificent and mighty magma master The... - LSW

This lingering cough that makes my throat feel tight at times without any discernible cause? Yeah, that's going in. - Andy

The notion that publishers do anything for The Good Of Libraries needs to go in. - Jenica

I've got a bunch of stupid ARCs I never read. Might as well toss those in. - Chelle Chelle Ro Ro

I hope the Volcano likes coughs, cuz mine is getting tossed in as well. - holly #ravingfangirl from iPhone

Heh Rochelle. Don't tweet that or you might have to endure some weird backlash. I'm tossing in my cough also since that seems to be the theme. I'll also throw in my personal negative Nancy. - Running Slow

856 fields in WorldCat records featuring links to every possible place where the item might be found online except the one your library happens to use. - Stephen le Francoeur

You can't throw those in, Rochelle! That's our professional development. Or perk. Or something that involves professionalism. - Andy

Temperatures over 100F, the fact that I can't leave work right now, and librarians whining about how they didn't get enough free shit. - Rachel Walden

All the little illnesses people keep catching - maʀtha

The last 3 and 1/2 hours of my workweek. It doesn't seem like much, but I'm not sure I have the stamina or interest to make them count here, so I should probably toss 'em... - WebGoddess

What webgoddess said - I have 6 hours left, and all I really want is to put my head on my desk and nap. Being sleepy is going in the volcano. - Rachel Walden

Derailleurs. GAH. - RepoRat

damned french - DJF

Ooh, how about Bobby Jindal? - Rachel Walden

any coworker that would take vacation time without even an attempt to ensure her reference desk hours are being covered. the panicky feeling of trying to cover a reference desk for three days with 3 librarians... (2 on vacation, 1 just had her last day). streets that deadend onto highways. - kelly

The Unholy Trifecta of Internet failure, dryer failure & satellite/DVR failure that happened. Nearly all fixed but I already want to start drinking and it's only 9:30am. - Nikki D.

sooprize committee appointment with no way to get out of it. - Marie

Writer's block; Moving stress - Hedgehog

Deadlines and the notion that creating a team of people doesn't need to be at all based on the tasks/skills, etc. of the work said team will be doing. - Galadriel C.

Illness. - laura x

What's left of my flu (the gastrointestinal part). Now. - Walt Crawford

Is it too meta to throw the Colorado wildfires in The Volcano? - Nikki D.

Nikki, I was thinking of throwing in the sun, so I think that will work. ;) - Rachel Walden

Nonono please to be sending the sun over here. I'm wearing a turtleneck today. Yes, seriously. - Nikki D.

You can have it - we're supposed to get to around 106 today! - Rachel Walden

We're stuck in the 60s. Split the difference with 80s for both of us? - Nikki D.

Sounds like a plan. :) - Rachel Walden

WORD ART. GAH! - Chelle Chelle Ro Ro

WORD ART OF COMIC SANS! - OMG 404 Joe

the future of libraries - bevedog

Construction in one's workplace, hammering, drilling, paint fumes... - Megan loves summer

Also, my tendency to whine about construction in one's workplace. - Megan loves summer

Applications that require Microsoft SQL Server. (One is about to cost me the rest of my afternoon.) - Julian

Computer upgrades. - laura x

my cough and congestion and this ridiculous heat wave - ~Courtney F

overly ambitious colleagues, overwhelmed bosses, poor social skills at work. - RudĩϐЯaЯïan

Uncertainty. I've had enough now, it can go. #unprofessional - ωαřмaiden ❤Marrit Woman❤

^^^ seriously. BURN IT!!!! - RudĩϐЯaЯïan

Can I also throw in fear and doubt for good measure? - Julian

Learned helplessness, also going into the mighty maw of magma. - ωαřмaiden ❤Marrit Woman❤

campus turning up the temp on the a/c. it's 107 out. - Rachel Walden

hmmm things are going pretty well right now... of course, now that I've said that - John: Thread Killer

fear and doubt and especially guilt - Jen from BuddyFeed

Hey, our dryer died too, Nikki! *high five* - maʀtha

WOO Wonder Twin Dryer Fail, activate! *fistbump martha* - Nikki D.