“@anildash ROTFLMAO at "someone who's a eunuch"”

“@Carnage4Life Congratulations homie and your wife sure has a great sense of humour. I need me a "Chick Magnet" T. May help my game some..lol”

“@sumesh Aaarghh!! You're just a meanie you. I know where you live and I know your IP Address. I'm gonna get you...lol”

“@sumesh Then you should be doing the only morally upright thing to do. Diverting the funds into *MY* account. Hesitation can be costly...lol”

“@agoraindex You and I know that there's only One United and we're winning both the English Premier League and the Champions League woo hoo!!”

“@Pistachio I just copied that and I'm gonna print it out all niceish and say it to myself till I think it on autopilot. Thanks”

“@lewzscruz are we talking from experience? Is there something you're not telling us? Come on. You can talk to us...lol”

“@takinbo Goof Afternon Son...lol. What pray tell are you doing in Ile-Ife?”

“@onydchic What worked?”

“@takinbo that's true but it's also a very roundabout way of getting things done. Though it does introduce some measure of safety”

“@waynesutton you may wanna check here for a safe and quick way to jailbreak the iPhone http://is.gd/dE3”

“@takinbo dunno bout IE7 even tho I'm using IE8 in emulate IE7 mode. Tho 4some reason I get a restricted card msg & d bank says my card is ok”

“Aaaarghh!!! my pyuter froze and I had to reboot. Don't know what to blame it on Twhirl, Safari for Windows, T-Bird, Y! Messenger, Gtalk doh!”

“@takinbo @onydchic @xolubi I just updated Twhirl. Version 0.8.1 has FriendFeed support. Now I have 1 Twhirl window 4 Twitter and 1 for FF!!!”

“@onydchic qit being stingy and hire a blinking driver then...lol. How you dey? Been a wee while init.”

“@ptahdunbar. I thought I was the only one expericencing that. I'm on Safari now as well but I do miss my FF, all my extensions. :(”

“@xolubi the guys hasn't posted didly squat and I setup my account to automatically follow people back. I may have to diable that feature too”

“unfollow akinbolabudu”

“Whoa I hit the 1000 update mark on twitter and didn't even know it. This is update #1002 dedicated to all y'all 4 bearing with the noise. :)”

“@ninjamonk Good on you mate, lemme know how it pans out and if you need any help with it, just holla. If it's urgent DM me, I'll get an SMS.”

“@ninjamonk I presume you've got it sorted already then. Or do you still have any issues.The CName records on my domain work properly”

“@ninjamonk I just point the URLs to ghs.google.com as instructed by google. E.G. mail.mydomain.com mapped to ghs.google.com and hey presto.!”

“@ninjamonk Sorry, haven't been on Twitter in a while. I use ZoneEdit.com and did all the CName shenanigans there.”

“@davidbullock @ChrisBrogan said to say a big Hello. Oh! and welcome to Twitter.”

“@ninjamonk it's not so hard to get that sorted. You can holla if you need help with it.”

“@LLiu Hmm... the bulk of these are Techie Slide Decks. Cool for me, but I need some non-techie stuff. I'm presenting to Mid Management & up.”

“@LLiu Thanks, I'll look 'em up now and let you know if I come up with anything I can use.”

“@LLiu U wouldn't happen to have any Sharepoint 2007 Slides that I could use for a Solution Definition Worshop for a bunch of business peeps.”

“@melodylaila Ok, ok, ok, since you're strong arming me....lol. Maybe it'll help me get back to blogging as well. It's been almost 2 year ...”

“@melodylaila Oh! and I like the Old Western theming for the header. Most especially the Corset and Shotgun combo. Pretty cool...lol”

“@melodylaila Nice theme. Not bad at all. I take it @ajaydsouza had something to do with it or did you do it all by your lonesome?”

“aaarggghhh! We've been robbed by Chelski at the bridge. I demand a rematch. We still own this season though, that's for sure. One United.”

“@Osize it gets a li'l confusing though. Some posts show you as @Osize and some show @Omodudu. Do you recieve replies and DMs to both names??”

“@Osize what's with the change of name, do u now have 2 accounts or you just changed the name on the 1. How do you track tweets directed @ u?”

“@doshdosh do you have suicidal tendencies or have you been smoking some of that stuff again. Why on earth would you want to be doing that???”

“@takinbo @xolubi @lewzscruz @onydchic @kenbellars @omodudu Just read this on CNN.com - Student Twitters his way out of jail http://is.gd/94v”

“@takinbo. I've got the twittervision application installed on my Facebook profile and it tracks location when u tweet. So I thot I'd update.”

“L:Abuja, Nigeria”

“I'm back on Twhirl. Alert Thingy's not just for me. Nice app in and of its own but it's not 4 me. Then again maybe I'm d one misusing it eh!”

“@onydchic Yeah! Yeah! tell that to the marines. I could hear the longing in your tweet..lol. Hope you're doing ok though. Stay outta trouble”