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Yo momma so dumb she thinks a Yuengling is a baby Jedi.

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@kellydeal And just one week before I was supposed to be in Chicago again :-(

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@aedison Wow. Smug much? Wales… Scotland… Connecticut… Avalon… I know a lot of cities in Britain.

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@pbur actually I'm not sure where these came from, but there were ~5 completely empty calendars with boring names I know I didn't create.

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Any software developer who automatically/silently adds a calendar to my iCal deserves a thorough groin-area electrolysis.

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Trimmed my list of iCal calendars from 15+ to 5. (2 of which are for other family members.) Including 2 named "Calendar".

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Friend who always said "I don't need a cell phone/I don't want a cell phone/I have an answering machine" just emailed me from his iPhone. HA

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New Year's Organization Tip!!!! 1) Empty all of your desk drawers onto your desktop. 2) Stop taking advice from jackasses on the Internet.

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@bynkii I've just been skimming my "Mac" folder in Google Reader, haven't noticed *who* is doing what exactly, but it's overrun w/ CES stuff

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"Cool stuff at CES that we want to talk about even though it has nothing to do with Mac/iPhone" should not be in my Mac/iPhone RSS feeds.

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"Textbook publishers dream of a tablet…" Of course they do. It eliminates "used book" sales. You don't think prices will go down, do you?

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@HuntHenning I'm just wondering if Facebook is getting special treatment. It's not the first time they've had a very fast bugfix turnaround.

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@HuntHenning I mean 3.1 came out yesterday, bugs are reported, and 3.1.1 comes out today. What happened to the weeks of review?

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Does anyone else find it curious how Facebook gets its bug fix versions through the App Store so quickly?

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@luckyshirt That's what she said. And by "she" I mean your mom.

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Did you get an email today that I started following you when you thought I was already following you? Pls read: http://funsizebytes.com/post...

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@jackholt hey, if that's what you're into, fine; just don't strangle yourself to death.

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I find it hard to believe no one has written a book about puberty called "Coming Of Age" which was really about learning to masturbate.

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Said script will probably be adapted to also post closings to Twitter. Because why not?

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I found out that school was delayed tomorrow. Also, that announcement emails didn't go out. So I spent hours writing my own script. Natch.

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Anyone who'd like to see @WifeOfTJ's rad dancing-on-the-bed-to-Abba moves, here's your chance: http://funsizebytes.com/post...

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Iowa/GT game, 4th & 5 on the 30. Announcer: "This is what Paul Johnson *does*. It's either *field goal* or *go for it*." Thanks, genius.

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The Boy just clogged the toilet. No no, the tear in my eye isn't from pride, it's from the smell. Sweet merciful Jesus, get me a candle.

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@jsttmfb if you really loved her, you would have taken a picture of it ;-)

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Dancing Fools - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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I have a .mov I want to upload to YouTube. Should I just to upload the .mov or should I convert it to something else locally & upload that?

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I see a bright future for @katefeetie at Hallmark: http://twitter.com/katefee...

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@luckyshirt I'm only "asking for it" from people who have g-spots, not ticklish prostates. Freak.

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@luckyshirt YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

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Happy birthday to @wifeoftj - the best wife and mom out there. The rumors are true, I'm totally gay for you ;-)

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