Madsimian

A Chinese girl who was named ‘Chicken Dung’ has had it legally changed now that she is an adult. Zhu Xiansheng, the father of the girl, gave her the name on the advice of a doctor after she was ill as a baby and chicken manure was used to treat her. - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

@jrheling Ha! You win. She just DM'ed me. :)

Me: "You're a walking HR nightmare." Him: "That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!" What can I say, I'm a natural leader of freaks.

@DieLaughing Unholiness is a virtue among the sock people.

She was limited in her ability to explain and defend her positions, and sometimes in knowing them. She couldn’t say what she read because she didn’t read anything. She was utterly unconcerned by all this and seemed in fact rather proud of it: It was evidence of her authenticity. She experienced criticism as both partisan and cruel because she... - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

"She is a complete elite confection. She might as well have been a bonbon." Peggy Noonan (R) rips Palinism a new one: http://online.wsj.com/article...

rebelbase: FFFFOUND! - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

Rule 34 - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

‘Try again. Fail again. Fail better.’ - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

"Homo sacer": A banned person, can be killed by anybody, while his/her life is deemed "holy" in a negative sense. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... #wotd

"HEI-neken? HEINEKEN? ... Actually yeah, that sounds good. Make it two." #1stdraftmovielines

Daughter's going for the gold in the whine-olympics. Good volume, pitch. Haven't seen a clingy-maneuver like that since '84. Overall: 9.6

sovietfrequency: Great Depression Postcard - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

"Heineken? ... Sure, I'll have one too.". #

"Forget it Jake! It's Laurel Canyon!" #1stdraftmovielines

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Hardcore Monkey/Cat Makeout Session [VIDEO] They’re going to make beautiful little Moncats/Conkeys someday. - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

If America is circling the drain, Goldman Sachs has found a way to be that drain — an extremely unfortunate loophole in the system of Western democratic capitalism, which never foresaw that in a society governed passively by free markets and free elections, organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy. - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

In Case of Hippies… [PIC] - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

Very often, in an effort to be the first to retweet the newest information on a topic, these links were retweeted again and again by people before anyone even clicked them. By the time they did, they and their friends had all goatsed their aunts and uncles and countless boatloads of people watching Twitter’s trending topics. Add to that several... - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

Scientists in Newcastle claim to have created human sperm in the laboratory in what they say is a world first. - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

@pmonks No, Mongo doesn't version at all. And Couch's MVCC _revs are only useful to Couch; apps must roll their own. Which is easy enough!

@radamant Having said that, I'd use Couch unless you have a specific need for arbitrary queries or a write-heavy application.

@radamant CouchDB doesn't do persistent versioning, just enough for MVCC to work. Also, MongoDB permits free queries, Couch uses views.

@livmartha The black helicopter has been dispatched. Hope you like Guantanamo, perv. :)

Hi @tweeteorites Please enable timelines for me on http://tweeteorites.com/ because I am a glutton for disappointment.

There's nothing wrong with Wisconsin drivers that a $100m PSA campaign warning against the dangers of premature merging wouldn't fix.

Listening to "Untouched" on infinite loop, reading Zizek, eating a pickle. True story! Except for the part about the pickle.

thedailywhat: Meme Upgrade of the Day: Three Hippopoticorn Moon tee. You knew it was coming so now it’s here. What’s that? You didn’t see this coming? Welcome to the Internet; so nice of you to join us. [via.] Level UP. - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...

claytoncubitt: Unknown, woman driving on wall of bowl with lion in sidecar. (via) I wonder what happened when she stopped? - http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post...