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@duelingdenim toasted! you are beccamb? cool! only person to beat me :)

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The trashier the cunt, the more they like the cowboys.

17 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ugh.

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Scrabble: Remember two letter words, words with J, Q, X & Z, and remember weird compound words like Fishgig and Godhead and Antihero count.

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

UGH. This zit on my face is ugly. UGH. This face on my zit is uglier.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Vacation is just a word for doing other work besides your regular work.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @jimcorreia: Bring a group of "We have to do something!" people together and what you'll get is something, not a solution to the problem.

21 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@tiffapiffa @piratechris sorry? @tonepoems, you're on.

23 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What's the plural of mongoose? Is it like geese or moose!?

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

That last tweet was for @bullybully32

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Nothing gets done in the snap of your fingers. Except snapping.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@celestesummer haha. thanks for wishing me porn? Its SO many CDs though! Saturday nights are exciting around here.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Found about 75 unmarked CDs. Time to see whats on them! Crossing my fingers for porn or something I can blackmail someone with! Or...both!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jasonnewlin @austinmiles @perricollins - works for me, just gotta find a place! Hmmm...

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

'I'm fighting age discrimination!' I said when the cop asked why I was at the urinal with my pants all the way down. These cuffs are tight.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Merry Day After Christmas! (See how ridiculous that is now?)

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@bullybully32 inheritance

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Bah

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I love screwing someone with condoms - http://img.ly/iYe

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@matthewpetro shut up! But yeah MC I spose.

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@consumer niiiiice

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TGIF. Seriously. Thank him.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Power Scones! http://img.ly/iSy

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I should just stay off the twitter and let you guys all have your birthday party without me being all offensive. Thats my present! k bai!

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I believe in a dog god. Only cause I want there to be a doggie heaven for @fijthedog.

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Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'markdudlik'. http://newtoyinc.com/wordswi...

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@tonypeterson sure it is. w/ twitter's retweet :)

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Christmas! Every year on this day I try to develop an eating disorder, masturbate furiously & bet on underground cock fights. Then I pray.