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Mark Dykeman

Mark Dykeman

Writes world's worst social media/network profiles. Like this one.
And the adventure continues...
Today I am thankful for chairs with adjustable height and backs, as well as the human nervous system and autumn trail mix.
I had no message and the message was, we're all Jesus, Buddha and the Wizard of Oz. credit to @xtcfans
Subtle plug for Castle, guys. Almost got it by me. #themiddle #not
writers put their “toys back in the box” when they leave - reading this phrase a lot this week...
I wrote tonight and it felt good for a change.
Another week, another Twitter bio update. But I WILL NOT be held to that standard. Thankee-sai.
For whatever reason, DC hired Orson Scott Card to boost sales and/or create some publicity. Sometimes you get what you wished for.
It's funny how context helps me recognize someone's voice.
RT @joe_hill: Ever pretend one of your hands is a werewolf hand and it’s trying to rip your face off? Just me?
It's one of those nights where your thought processes slow down to the speed of absolute zero.
Canada Writes - We have a winner: The Tweet Your Own Horn Challenge http://www.cbc.ca/books... via @cbcbooks
Considering buying a dummies guide to poetry. Seriously.
It's Monday. You're all great. I'm in your corner. Now cry havoc and... er, have a good day.
Anytime I see spaceships in a documentary I get worried.
Watching Duck Dynasty instead of the Oscars. I feel like growing a beard.
There are still moments when Twitter is the coolest thing ever.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm...
Now up to The Wolves of the Calla (Book V of the Dark Tower series) - this was one of my favorites.
Today is taco soup day.
Would it be torture to force someone to watch their toenails grow, day in, day out? No: the torture would be making it a reality show.
Am I Leonard's Babylon 5 to Sheldon's Firefly? That just seems so backwards.
Pondering the use of animals as tools in The Flintstones.
Went sliding today - warm day for it.
Not to get all excusical, but tonight I went to see a musical. The deets why no Tweets.
Is there a "water keeps forming on the top of my yogurt each morning" help desk? Oh, and good morning.
RT @gbfans: "He slimed me Ray! I feel so funky!" #ghostbustersfriday
I'm definitely planning to stick with #community for the rest of the season, but it's definitely got a different feel.
The Neighbors is better than it gets credit for being.
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