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Mary Carmen

Mary Carmen

Loud mouth. Loves to laugh. Librarian. Lover of the life of leisure. Swears like a sailor. Tends to roll her eyes a lot. AssDean of Awesome! http://ff.im/a8DZM
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Herdy Peep Bag in Bags, Baskets & Containers at Webs
WANT!!! - Mary Carmen from Bookmarklet
DOG SHOW!
This one woman's food sent two husbands to the hospital. How the hell do you do that???? Another one put her husband in the ER. I am blown away. #worstcooks
Because of food poisoning I'm guessing? - Melly Botts
Yeah....one left meat out all day. HOW DO YOU DO THAT AND THINK IT IS OK???? - Mary Carmen
mike's ex-wife did that (food poisoning) to him. on their honeymoon. lol - holly #ravingfangirl
How come she didn't get sick? - Melly Botts
wow - Mary Carmen
Considering how many people in this country seem to doubt the germ theory of disease, I'm really not surprised. - Victor Ganata
I haven't left meat out all day but I do risky things sometimes. I think it's a reaction against my mom who is the Howard Hughes of the kitchen. - Spidra Webster
When it comes to food and germs, I err on the side of paranoia. - Melly Botts
^me, too. - Katy S
LOL at Megan's comment. - Corinne L from Android
"What's broccoli RABE???"
I only have consensual sex with Brassicas. - Spidra Webster
Spidra, call any vegetable and the vegetable will respond to you. - Greg Guitarbuster
x___________X - Bird-botts
I made a room so that we can snark without annoying everyone.
Disposable razors to peel a turnip????? #worstcooks
This dude is using crushed red pepper like it is salt. wow. Another one can't figure out how to use the tongs. She has never made chicken parm before, but she is now. Oy. #worstcooks
I don't know how the judges eat this crap.
Money. Lots and lots of money. - Kristin
Shorted intellectual fortitude - Mo Kargas
Long Beach and Massapequa represented! #LongIsland #worstcooks
Curry and pesto together.....um...no. #worstcooks
Omg, Worst Cooks in America. Holy crap.
I missed that tonight. I'm debating watching it when it comes on again. - Katy S
You're welcome.
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we're headed for Venus! - holly #ravingfangirl
Now while I was reading it. (But immediately after.) - caj needs a haircut
Actually, now the Verizon 4G commercial is playing in my head. With guy playing the keytar. - caj needs a haircut
Ever since I heard the mashup, I hear Teen Spirit" when I hear this. http://www.youtube.com/watch... - m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
And that song immediately makes me think of AD. - Andrew C (✓)
this song is 26 years old. FUCK. - holly #ravingfangirl
The first time I heard it was in the cell phone commercial. I don't think I can even recall the tune. That's a good thing, yes? - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
Oh god, yes. - Mary Carmen
Thanks. A LOT!!!!!!!! Damnit. - Oh Caaaaaarrrrrlllll....
Fortunately, I don't know the song. - MoTO Bott
\m/ - Penny
not gonna look. nope, wouldn't be prudent. - MoTO Bott
It's not only playing, I'm also air-guitaring it. - Xabaras (G.O.) from FFHound!
Hahahaa...I've never heard it! I'm immune! - Carlton Hackett
I was just listening to a podcast about earworms. (This time, the trascript doesn't convey the whole podcast). http://www.theworld.org/2012... and http://www.theworld.org/2012... - Betsy
I <3 Tangina.
I don't understand why people air their dirty laundry in public.
It gets stinky if you keep it inside? - caj needs a haircut
But line-drying saves electricity! - Bird-botts
I try to wear mine at least 4 time. Frontwards, backwards, inside-out frontwards then inside-out backwards - Johnny from iPhone
Now I have Don Henley "Dirty Laundry" earworm. Thanks for that :P - ωαřмaiden BrokerPokerface
As Ranganathan probably did not say, "For every voyeur his exhibitionist. For every exhibitionist her voyeur." - Walt Crawford
Also, think of all the semi-wealthy "reality" TV "stars" that made Big Buck$ Through Dirty Laundry. Not to mention the TV show hosts who've made OPDL (other people's dirty laundry) their career. JERRY! - Walt Crawford
Wow, I'm lost. And I don't wanna be found.
are you lost with the cast of "lost"? cause if you are you should watch out for the smoke monster...and the polar bear - Sir Shuping is just sir
wasn't there a shark? - Joe The Sausage
Are hiding in the Lost & Found box again? Is my coat there? - Joe "Looptid" Pierce
I find this usually helps: http://www.youtube.com/watch... - Johnny
I'm found, and I wanna be lost. - scherbi: bottom dweller
Mooooooooove that Jaguar. #dammit
*snicker* - holly #ravingfangirl
i just walked down to the kitchen and realized i was singing this. DAMMIT. - holly #ravingfangirl
I just made all our registry gifts go to the library. Take that mail thieves!
OH in my living room: "What are your feelings on Valentine's Day?" "Um...I didn't start liking it until about two years ago."
My ex and I fought every V-Day for 14 years. It became a sick joke. - Mary Carmen
My original thought was a downer. So It's gone. Valentine's looks better for you nowadays :) - G Dub of the Carolinas
That's fine, Gunny. I understand how you feel. - Mary Carmen
Thanks sorry about that - G Dub of the Carolinas
No worries, dude. :-) - Mary Carmen
By request. A video. http://youtu.be/rjhsw-WZGRs
YAY! - Johnny from iPhone
Hello ladies! - Johnny from iPhone
HOWDY! - Mary Carmen
Ladies :) - Pete
HI PETE! - Mary Carmen
Noo Yoik in the house - Pete
lil bit lil bit - Mary Carmen
ARGH, where are my headphones?!!! - Melly Botts
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! :oD - Melly Botts
I love you guys <3 - Melly Botts
lol <3 - Mary Carmen
y'all are awesome! :D - Sir Shuping is just sir
Oh my word I love you both so much. <3 - aden {Wookie keeper}
This is so awesome. - Colette
I'd like to point out that even drunk I am an awesome friend. Notice how I said, "Imma let you think about that " when referring to the video I took of Colleen. I am your best friend. - Mary Carmen
I just broke out laughing at "package deal." So many ways to interpret that. - Katy S
Colleen is my non-sister wife, sister-wife. - Mary Carmen
Some of the only non-incriminating video from last weekend. Scott juggling. Which is pretty impressive considering he had more than a few drinks in him. http://youtu.be/LawEOa85-WQ
Awesome! - Katy S
Definitely more coordinated than I am. - Katy S
That's right I'm still in bed.
Of course the book I want about the Grand Guignol is out of print and sells for over $100.
Sleepaway Camp is such an underrated horror film.
The earworm from Hell. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
The earworm from Hell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg
Play
moo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooves like jagger - holly #ravingfangirl
MooOOoooOoooOoooOOove that Jaguar.... - ωαřмaiden BrokerPokerface
I will never be able to watch this video or hear this song without laughing hysterically. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
I will never be able to watch this video or hear this song without laughing hysterically. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs
Play
First you limp to the side, like your leg was broken... - Bren from iPhone
I am sooooooooooooo bored.
I have the attention span of a squirrel on meth right now. - Mary Carmen
*stands on head* - Steven Perez
I am bored too, what with being alone and all. So I'm going to bed. - Oh Caaaaaarrrrrlllll....
I dated a guy who used to say, You're not bored; you're boring. ;) - Lisa L. Seifert | FHG™ from Android
Me too. - Anne Graham
Why is there no cheeseburger delivery service.
It's being tested out here. (Well... near here.) - Julian
I actually have this. - ωαřмaiden BrokerPokerface
there's a company here that will deliver food from a whole bunch of different restaurants. I haven't tried them yet because they want like $10 or more to deliver. :| - holly #ravingfangirl
You can get them from the local sub shops but the delivery minimum is like $7. - m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
whoa
Yeah. - Julian
Yeah - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Yeah...right in the middle of our game someone just said " holy shit Whitney Houston died" and we are having a " whoa moment " - aden {Wookie keeper}
I just saw two people post it on FB and said the same thing. I feel for her young daughter. - Corinne L
I got a tweet about it and all other convos stopped. Crazy - Hedgehog from Android
I swear I am getting a contact high with my living room window open.
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