Mary Carmen

My SIL powered through 3 pregnancies with HE. They started out wanting 5 kids. So, do these people you meet live on farms? How can anyone AFFORD that many kids much less deliver them all??? - Yvonne

No. They live in the Bay Area or South of here. I have no idea how anyone can afford that. Also the Duggars......I cant understand how her uterus has not fallen out yet. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

I get asked all the time if we're having more. Let's see... extended "morning" sickness x 2; pre-eclampsia x 2; PND x 1; premature baby x 1. HOW ABOUT NO. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Now I have this visual of Michelle Duggar with a uterus dragging behind her. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Are the MM women quiverfull folks? - Katy S

Sounds like their menfolk have a quiver full. - Headless Gnad Kicker

This image still feels me with glee: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tw7gFd... - Johnny

=( I was wondering why you were up. - Yvonne

On the bright side normally I'd be ghetto to bed now and stay up for three hours. Maybe I can fall back asleep. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

Awww :( May sleep find you again soon. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone

What are you doing up? Don't you have work tomorrow???? - Mary Carmen from iPhone

Stephen's a night owl. =) - Yvonne

Morning, GhettoMC! Glad you got some sleep at least! - Die Leberwurst

Good morning. Why am I GhettoMC?????? - Mary Carmen from iPhone

I may be entirely too tired to get the joke or reference, forgive me. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

your auto-correct earlier. I am sorry, MC. I know better than to be persnickety at 3:40am. - Die Leberwurst

I bought it at SafeWay and I don't think anyone even noticed. - Mary Carmen

hard liquor in the grocery store? *clutches pearls* - Hieronymous Boosh

hahahaha, yeah that was a O_O for her when I first took her shopping the first time she came to visit. It's all sold in markets here :). - Scott. Cat Herder.

Yeah, it blew my mind at first. Coming from NYC where you have can get beer at the supermarket, but have to go to a liquor store and then going to Philly where you have to get beer at a distributor and go to a state store for liquor and the same in NC....altho you can get beer at the supermarket. The liquor & wine thing blew my mind. - Mary Carmen

hang on, i don't actually have pearls. what did i just... *quietly leaves* - Hieronymous Boosh

Pfft. Not only can you buy booze at most California grocery stores, Safeway has one of the best wine selections around (at least Bay Area Safeways do). At sometimes absurdly good prices also. - Walt Crawford

Liquor is sold in the grocery stores here too. Remarkable for such a redneck state. - Mary B: #TeamMonique

One place I lived in NJ was a 'dry island'. I had to drive over a bridge to buy alcohol. So annoying. - Yvonne from FFHound!

Ocean City???? - Mary Carmen

Yes! - Yvonne

I love OC. I always remember the twenty liquor stores right before you drive over the bridge. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

LOL! It was a fun place to live for a few months while I interned in Atlantic City. - Yvonne

Two words: Mack and Mankos. Great pizza. Also Johnson's popcorn. Omg. I love the OC boardwalk. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

I'm actually going to be spending a week in OC, MD this summer. I'm guessing the vibe will be a LITTLE different. =) - Yvonne

Yeah totally. I'm thinking probably more like Wildwood. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

*THROWS MONEY AT ALL THE CHARGES* - Johnny

Steve wins. - Julian

Sleeping would work so much better if I didn't have to get up to pee every 45 minutes. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

Yeah, I've flirted with disordered sleep for years. Even when I was a kid, it wasn't ideal. This week has been all kinds of crazy, though. - Katy S

Some nights, I sleep like the dead. Other nights, I sleep like the undead. - Steven Perez

and lo, does it sucketh mightily. - Ruth Kneale

Just wait until your baby is awake all night kicking. :) - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android

HOW DO YOU THINK YOU ENDED UP IN THE CONDITION YOU'RE IN???? *smh* kids... - Bubba da Troll

Not true.....we were totally sober. - Mary Carmen

Uh huh. I've heard THAT ONE before. - Bubba da Troll

Hey, I may resemble that remark. It's been a rough week, my wife, beer and cookies are my savior. - Scott. Cat Herder.

(pish-posh to that, Scott) - holly #ravingfangirl

Scott is the complete opposite of asshole. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone

You sir (Mr. Mack) are biased. - Scott. Cat Herder.

hot damn - jambina

duck fat fries....... - Mary Carmen

i had those in Austin. twice fried. - jambina

any good? - Mary Carmen

hellz yes - jambina

deep fried kool aid balls. - Mary Carmen

say whut? - jambina

yup - Mary Carmen

kool aid mixed in with dough and then deep fried. - Mary Carmen

ah! sugarballs! basically doughnut holes! - jambina

yeah :( sorry boo. - Scott. Cat Herder.

:( *hugs* hope today is a good day at least - Sir Shuping is just sir

=( Sorry you had such an awful night. My ob once told me I could take Benadryl to sleep. Maybe that will help for next time? - Yvonne from FFHound!

:-( - John (bird whisperer)

:( - Steven Perez

you're officially having the worst pregnancy of anyone i've known. i'm sorry this is so rough on you. - Marie

:( - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo

not the worst pregnancy - the baby is happy and healthy! but this does suck oh so very much for mama. :( I keep thinking this will get better as you go along but it doesn't seem to. At least it's finite, right? - Christina Pikas

Yes. I can't be pregnant forever. I take a sleep aid almost every night. It barely makes mr tired. *shrug* - Mary Carmen from iPhone

Having a tough pregnancy is tough... we so want it to be joyful, but hard when feel like crap for weeks and months on end. Hugs to you. It is worth it. It will end. You can do it. - Heather Piwowar from iPhone

Sometimes, I think they're trying to comfort me. Other times, I think they just want to steal my heat while I can't move. - Jennifer Dittrich

When I was pregnant all the pets wouldn't leave me alone. I think it's the change in body smell/ phermones. - Elizabeth Brown

Yes that. And it hurts. In a few months they won't be able to sit on my belly. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

Lol. Nice one. Seriously laughing makes me wanna hurl. I've discovered a new layer of hell. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

OH NO. *Serious face* - Pete #TeamMonique

I'd hug ya...but I don't want you to hurl again. I just got up...and am probably a little stinky. - Bubba da Troll

Same. I hope you can get some good rest when you can finally catch it. - Jennifer Dittrich

Right here with you. Just saw my wife and her sis off to OC for the day. - ♫410 I Coach 'em Up♫

I can't get to bed before three am. Then I end up napping. Then I go to bed late. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Also throw some barfing in the mix. I just can't get back to normal. - Mary Carmen from iPhone

you life in now no longer normal. - ♫410 I Coach 'em Up♫

:( - Katy S

Some of the people who comment on Tumblr, especially anonymously, use up my 'WTF is wrong with people' quotient regularly. I feel like it takes a special kind of ignorant fuckwad to piss all over someone else's happiness. - Jennifer Dittrich

Yeah, there are some really nasty users, and some of them are pretty obsessive about which bloggers they pick on. - John (bird whisperer)

God, I fucking hate some people. - Jed Harris-Keith

FTR, this didn't happen to me. I am watching it happening to someone I follow and it is terrible. - Mary Carmen

It's because they have a lot of buried self-hatred and are jealous. - Gabrielle