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Mary Carmen

Mary Carmen

Recovering academic librarian, SAHM, knitter, yarn snob, & walking addict. My world is being overtaken by toys that make noise.
I just spent 2 hours in Babies R Us. How does that even happen?
I can't imagine, unless I sit down and doze off. :) - Stephan #TeamMarina from iPhone
because things. you know. - Big Joe Silence
I have no idea how I did this when I was 7 months pregnant. I am already so over packing and wanna just nap.
I was so impressed that you did all that pregnant. Now you know why! - Yvonne Renee from FFHound!
Totally. - Mary Carmen
Your in-laws provided greater motivation. - Holly's favorite Anna from Android
Very interesting photo set. One of my beefs with projects like this is that I rarely see anyone with my body type, (the imagery of overweight seems to stop at the line between overweight and obesity, which could be the difference between a size 16 and a size 22 (not every obese person weighs 500+ pounds)) however, the two images of the overweight...
women actually remind me of me. Interesting to see it. http://www.viralnova.com/beauty-... - Mary Carmen
Packing and baking. Baking and packing.
Sentence I just said to my child: "Find your nappy place."
Topping the list of awesome things that happened in NY, M finally got on a twice a day nap schedule. I owe a debt of thanks to my mom. - Mary Carmen
blessed naptyme! - Big Joe Silence
I think my Give a Fuck finally got up and left.
Let the packing frenzy begin!
Are you home now? - Yvonne Renee from FFHound!
Got home last night. - Mary Carmen from iPhone
Feeling like the fattest fat who ever fatted.
*fist bump, MC!* - L to tha B
I think your autocorrect changed them from "phat" - Johnny from iPhone
Is that good or bad? Because if it's bad, I might have to smack you for using that kind of language about my friend. - Holly's favorite Anna
Yeah! What she ^^^ said!!! - Yvonne Renee from FFHound!
No phat is definitely good. At least where I come from. - MoTO: Team Marina
"Phat is good, in the same way as 'bad' and 'sick' can be," said Pete , Professor of Those Dang Kids Studies at the University of Cod Liver Oil-Get Off My Lawn - Pete : Team Marina
I think Anna was talking to me. And no, I don't feel the good version of phat. Only the bad. - Mary Carmen from iPhone
ETA that my comment was one of solidarity for having those feelings myself, not to say you are any kind of fat. But you are certainly phat. *hugs* - L to tha B from Android
Aw, MC, *hugs* - Anne Bouey
Here's the deal with me:
I'm a hyper, happy, always look on the bright side, workaholic, who loves to laugh, have a fun time, drink snooty Belgian beer, and knows dick about wine. I swear like a sailor on shore leave and have a thick NYC accent. I could eat pizza or a bacon cheeseburger every day and be quite happy. I will always think my ass and hips and thighs are too big and will perpetually be "on a diet." I like being silly before I fall asleep and first thing when I wake. I am mostly nocturnal and do enjoy sleeping in very late on Sundays. I love football and hockey. I'm addicted to yarn and often come home with it. I will cry any time I see a stray cat or dog and I get very grouchy when I'm hungry or tired. I hate talking on the phone, but love getting/sending text messages. I think the Who and the Kinks are the best bands ever and that the Rolling Stones are overrated. I will go to every record store in NYC to hunt down that Sweet Things 7 inch on vinyl and will listen to the same record over and over... more... - Mary Carmen
OK. :) - Steven Perez
No reason to give up who you are. - John (bird whisperer)
I know someone will find all this attractive....it just may take 30 years to find him. ;-) - Mary Carmen
That much effort deserves attention. Most don't put so much work into putting themselves out there. You will do well with what you have written. - Julian
PREACH IT. Also, lurv for you. - ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
*crushes on MC* - Ayşe E.
And now I have a total girlcrush. :D - Hookuh Tinypants
I think you're grand. - Mary B: #TeamMonique
Funny, I snoot Beer at Belgians that drink. That and I am only slightly envious of the recored collection Pictured. - Brent - Yes I am
that's MC !!! - Just VAL #TEAMMARINA
Great info - hadn't seen it before now! - Paulette
And now I completely understand why we were insta-friends. *MWAH MA BELLE* - jambina from iPhone
WRONG! (about the 30 years :) - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I think I will now go and cry based on Micah's comment. Happy tears! - Georgia
like this very muchly - WarLord
Yup, still a total girlcrush. :D - Hookuh Tinypants
Explains my Auntiecrush as well. Love this - and you! - Mary B: #TeamMonique from iPhone
I just read this again 5 years later and am smiling at what has changed, what has not changed and what will never change. - Mary Carmen from iPhone
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
My child is actually napping. Its a miracle.
Life is never, ever dull in Nyce World.
She has started to reach for me when she wants me to hold her. My heart melted.
Awww.... - Laura
Karma is a bitch, people.
Karma, our dog, is indeed a bitch. :) - Stephan #TeamMarina from iPhone
How are you Mary what are you doing righte now ? - alireza6211 from iPhone
Hey Ali! I'm great. Marbella and I are in NY visiting my family. - Mary Carmen from iPhone
It's good .hope to be happy for ever with your family - alireza6211 from iPhone
So far it's been awesome. - Mary Carmen from iPhone
My father has become that old Italian man who walks his dog in front of the house, waters his lawn with the hose and knows everybody's business
We usually start during young age;) he's definitely pretty late - Monaca di V.le Monza from BuddyFeed
I must be Italian - MoTO: Team Marina from Android
My family is pretty fucking awesome.
Yeah they are! - Stephen Mack
Sick mama. Sick baby. Awesome.
:( *hugs* i hope you both feel better soon - Sir Shuping is just sir
Oh noes! I hope you two feel better soon. Sending healing vibes your way. xo - Tamara J. B.
Oh the list of things for which I have zero fucks to give is growing by the minute.
Wow. David Tennant voices Twigs on Tree Fu Tom.
Did you watch it? Luke didn't like it. :-/ bummer. - Yvonne Renee from FFHound!
Breathing through your nose is totally overrated.
Foods Mariella has eaten for the first time since arriving at the grandparents' house:
Meatball - Mary Carmen
Italian bread - Mary Carmen
Watermelon - Mary Carmen
Whipped cream - Mary Carmen
Cheesecake - Mary Carmen
Pastina - Mary Carmen
Grape jelly - Mary Carmen
Oatmeal - Mary Carmen
Because clearly I deprive her. - Mary Carmen
What? No gravy?!? [/Looney Tunes] - Steven Perez from Android
How the heck is this her first meatball? - ♫Robot Chicken, Trainer♫
Wow! Go big or go home!!! Any bagels yet? - Yvonne Renee from FFHound!
:-) So this is how she shows off for grandma, huh. I know these tricks. - Mary B: #TeamMonique
Its more like at Nannie and poppie's house you can eat whatever you want. Everyone is giving her food to try. - Mary Carmen
What is it about grandparents that makes them constantly feed small children? - Laura Krier
Summer cold. It can go DIAF.
The problem with stupid people is that they think everyone else is also stupid....or blind...and deaf...or a combo.
What is up with The Wiggles
What is their deal? - Mary Carmen
Polyamorous sex cult. - Pete : Team Marina
I am sooooooo still on west coast time
So hard.... I am, kids aren't. :-/ - Yvonne Renee from FFHound!
Funny - I feel like I'm on East Coast time. I haven't traveled or anything, it's just Summer and I can't sleep past 6:00 am. - Brian Johns
I'm watching Black Swan and I'm pretty sure that I am not smart enough for this movie.
I love the film Apollo 13. I particularly love all the mission control performances. Especially Ed Harris.
Also these dudes did math real quick. - Mary Carmen
Oh when you could smoke anywhere. - Mary Carmen
Also, also I love call the actors Ron Howard uses consistently. - Mary Carmen
and the flight surgeon was drinking Tranya at his console. - Big Joe Silence
Oh the 70s. - Mary Carmen
Omg pastries.
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