Mary Forrest

A tree on Pico attempted to harm me three times tonight. @damessin was there and knows I barely escaped with my life.

My hunger for bandwidth cannot be sated!

I'm watching my mom vote for Dancing with the Stars. Apparently, she finally cares enough to pick up the phone. I applaud her passion.

Derren Brown - Subliminal Advertising - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

My mom thinks they made Ellen DeGeneres' character Dory in Finding Nemo "look like a man fish." Because she's gay.

"That's not flying. That's falling with style." Could be said of Buzz Lightyear or Capt. Sully Sullenberger, really.

I'm finally on my Verizon Mi-Fi after paying for the service for 3 mos and never getting it to work. Who knew victory could taste so flat.

Manny Pacquiao singing "Sometimes When We Touch"? Why must everyone strive to be a double or triple threat? Someone say no. Just once.

The only less-than-complimentary thing I will ever say of Cary Grant is that he wasn't very convincing at feigning drunk.

Young Martin Landau looks remarkably like Johnathon Schaech.

"In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only the expedient exaggeration." Roger Thornhill, North by Northwest.

I'm declaring Chow Yun-Fat the Chinese Gregory Peck.

Movie night for me and dad. Guns of Navarone, North by Northwest, and Wings of Desire are cued. While mom makes jokes about our mortality.

Three hardware error disc failures in a row. Toadtllst is officially less fun than Mafia Wars. But just barely.

Waiting for Toast to burn a double-layer DVD is worse than Mafia Wars.

Father's Office was a bit of a zoo, but for Jeff Small's birthday, I'd endure searing heat, stifling stink, or icy stares of disapproval.

Sudafed makes me a maniac. A maniac with admirably clear sinuses, but a maniac nonetheless.

Gilbert & Sullivan - Altho' of native maids the cream - http://www.ilike.com/artist...

My dog is viciously enjoying a treat. She'll bite your face off, but she sure is cute.

Outside MySpace the day before yesterday, there was a lunch truck called "India Jones." Apologies for the delayed report, but there you go.

I found this on Joe Sorren's blog, and it's amazing. European Indoorcycling Championship 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch... P.S. I love Joe Sorren.

Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around.../...Comes Around Interlude - http://www.ilike.com/artist...

Mos Def - Auditiorium Ft. Slick Rick - http://www.ilike.com/artist...

Busta Rhymes - Dont Touch Me (Throw Da Water On Em) - http://www.ilike.com/artist...

Wu-Tang Clan - Bring The Pain (Chemical Brothers Remix) - http://www.ilike.com/artist...

"He knows when to turn the light saber on." David Plouffe on Barack Obama.

If by "enhanced" you mean caught in an endless loop of claiming enhancement without ever successfully reloading the app, then, yes, Farmville, you are in fact enhanced.

My dog keeps "snuggling" the buttons of my blouse open. It's "adorable."

RT @Pat_Healy: 'Intense Disaster Sequences and Some Language" - Both 2012's ratings explanation and plot synopsis.

Oh my god. Tractor Room. Love in the belly. And yay, Chargers!