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I've never had this much freezing in my face. My tongue and ear are numb! I sound mentally disabled.
RT @VICE: What We Learned About Canadians by Looking at Their Weird Google Searches http://www.vice.com/read... https://twitter.com/VICE...
"I'm not a quitter, but that human pile of garbage would make Satan weep." -- Garcia #reno911
What the fuck is the deal with television? They can show bloated murder corpses but have to blur out the genitals.
Items from my birthday wish list: 1oz of tears of despair, 10g unicorn horn, and 3L of blood from the first born son of a first born son.
Just stepped on a broken crack pipe. So weird. It usually needles I'm dodging in Mt. Pleasant. #NoJoke #vancouver
Internet users' privacy upheld by Canada's top court http://t.co/V46nBbMJij
RT @elonmusk: Apparently, lots of confused media inquiries about blog title. Look, we just to make sure they don't set us up the bomb.
RT @kennethn: Github search for ":wq" returns more than 7,000,000 results https://t.co/QkgmQ3MF6P
Firstiest of first world problems: your fitbit dies before you finish your steps.
The yahoo weather app for android is surprisingly good!
RT @RCMPNB: #Codiac #RCMPNB - 3 officers mortally wounded by shooter. 2 officers sustained non life threatning injuries. Shooter still actively sought.
Aaaaaand I'm listening to @the_prodigy
Thought I heard the intro to @the_prodigy - Smack my Bitch Up blasting from an apartment. It was a whining vacuum cleaner.
RT @iamdevloper: My family’s obituary for when I die: “He died doing what he loved, which was…something to do with computers? Ah, fixing our printers”.
I just backed Bring Reading Rainbow Back for Every Child, Everywhere. on @Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/project...
Good morning, Winnipeg!
Having a moment. That goat roti and sea moss was exactly as I remember it.
Sweet! This Trini place in TO has Sea Moss (drink)! I haven't had one in, like, 20 years! So good!
Gah! I just got a look at my poor nose. It's so badly burnt I'm almost genuinely concerned it'll fall off in my sleep.
RT @NASA: Welcome back to Earth #Dragon! The @SpaceX cargo spacecraft brought with it ~3500 lbs of cargo & science samples  https://twitter.com/NASA...
Watching the geese on the Rideau river after walking the beautiful Rideau canal. https://twitter.com/matt604...
Good morning, Ottawa!
I really dig Montreal's affinity for brick buildings.
RT @mikko: Someone stored a snippet of the ancient floppy boot sector virus Stoned in the Bitcoin blockchain: https://t.co/SZElnIpOMV
I may or may not be at the St. Ambroise brewery drinking beer at 2:30pm.
I've dragged this throat infection through 4 provinces now. Just call me Typhoid-Matty!
Sunburnt. Heat-stroked (sure that's a word). Legs are angry at me. Doesn't matter, I had a rad day on Mont Royal.
RT @StephenAtHome: They just released the first picture of Ben Affleck as Batman. I can’t wait to see who they get to play Bruce Wayne!
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