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Mattb4rd

Mattb4rd

Dad, Husband, Information Junkie, Stubborn Optimist
#IdolLive Seacrest's shoes are like buttah!
RT @JustACraig: #idoldisagree Sam should never have been saved to begin with.
Should have been Sam/Dexter #idoldisagree
Re: Wu-Tang Clan-Affiliated Rapper Cuts Off Penis, Attempts Suicide - http://radio.com/2014...
"Bath salts is a helluva drug." - Mattb4rd
My real twitter crush. http://instagram.com/p...
RT @Todd__Kincannon: I support gay marriage. Government has no business regulating marriage. Yet the gay marriage mafia hates me because I'm not a fascist lefty.
RT @yesnicksearcy: I am against all marriage. @Todd__Kincannon
Don't just run. Run and HYDE! http://instagram.com/p...
My out of focus sweetheart. http://instagram.com/p...
RT @redsteeze: Can we please not elect an emotionally stunted juvenile to the most powerful office in the world again? #meanwhich #stinkburger
RT @benshapiro: Obama's entire presidency is a poopburger with a side of asshat. It's like we elected a self-righteous, booger-eating 10-year-old.
RT @gabrielmalor: Obama 2008: "I will turn the page on the ugly partisanship in Washington." Obama 2014: GOP ideas should be called the "stinkburger."
RT @AmyOtto8: Between "the debate is over",meanwich & stinkburger, the main reason for asking for his birth certificate would be to verify he's old enough
RT @TheBrandonMorse: A rare picture of Obama’s speechwriter. #stinkburger https://twitter.com/TheBran...
RT @jjauthor: Why do we spend over $1,500,000,000 per year on #Obamaphones? Out of control! #tcot https://twitter.com/marilyn... @BillHemmer @marthamaccallum
Erythropoeitin. Dihydrotestosterone. Now I have no hair. - a haiku. @Shandalier
Something I just learned. Twitter is great for Haiku. I am We Todd did.
Re: Rachael Ray To Joe Biden: What Moisturizer Do You Use? - http://newsbusters.org/blogs...
"Oh, I thought she meant that her husband made her moist. LOL - dirty mind I guess." - Mattb4rd
Re: Rachael Ray To Joe Biden: What Moisturizer Do You Use? - http://newsbusters.org/blogs...
""My husband is a moisturizer" W T F ?" - Mattb4rd
Odin just showed up. I'm an Anglo-Saxon Protestant so I'm not sure why. #vikings #shrug http://instagram.com/p...
With a Chevy as my Summer home, let's get the party started. It looks like the city towed my other apartment... #vanhalen
RT @KrissiBex: Wake me when cow nuggets are a thing
RT @KrissiBex: Panties make good sling shots
RT @KrissiBex: I call my imaginary friends "twitter followers"
Well, it's up to Kirkland, but I don't think m that's gonna get you back north to your free healthcare. :) @yesnicksearcy
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