I liked that one! I think you should smirk. - Lisa L. Seifert
Wow... my ex-fiance had me thinking I knew how to write "Michael May" these past 19yrs and it was actually "Mike May". This is screwing with my mind... - Michael W. May
@MWM lol, well at least you didn't come to find you were spelling "I'm a Jerk" for the past 19 yrs! :p - Matt Musgrave
A space-time path, as a continuous trajectory in 3D space, is a useful means for visualizing a person's daily movement in space and time. - Matt Musgrave via Bookmarklet
My daily movement in space and time is my continuous trajectory toward alcoholic substances - Far
I was a student of Dr. Kwan's at OSU. It was this study in particular that inspired me to pursue my career in Geospatial Analysis. - Matt Musgrave
i'd vote for you just on that alone. of course, when i become dictator of the world and make arizona my penal colony, that will be the only place country music will be allowed. ;P - faboo mama
interesting NO diversity with their music...country country country - Ruth Ferguson
it's actually sad that they're such a "huge" voting block - Cee Bee
Did no one else see the humor behind the name of the country duo "Big and Rich" who played at the RNC last night? - Trish R
yeah, they were playing heart and journey earlier - Bob Stemen via twhirl
I don't mind some Garth Brooks, but whenever I hear this one idiot sing Toby Keith's "Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue", out of tune, every freaking time at karaoke night, it drive me nuts - Rodfather
i posted this on twitter yesterday, but will repeat: didn't anyone else find it ironic they played 'footloose' to that crowd? - faboo mama
Country is like any other music genre. Some of it's not so good, but a lot of it is very good. Try "Going Where the Lonely Go" by Merle Haggard. http://is.gd/2eId - Larry Huffman
Actually, they're playing jazz right now. A guy playing flute. Pretty good. - Larry Huffman
Cee Bee, that's the "lets not tie this up in the media and a battle with the Police Union that neither side will win and settle this now" BS. ;-) - cmiper
I was watching this when i stumbled upon it the other day on youtube - Cecil Sandus
The presenters reaction is priceless. - Toby Graham
i'm sorry! i pick the middle of the night when the rest of the world should be asleep. i was still scolded by an elderly gentleman this morning for using too many machines. i can't win. - Matt Musgrave
posted a message
“random woman just knocked on our door asking to have drinks and sex with us. maybe if she was hot. great service though. delivered.”
paranoia level is at 11 at my house since that incident. she said she saw us through our window and thought she'd come over and proposition my roommate and i. needless to say, she appeared to be intoxicated. shades drawn at all times now. - Matt Musgrave
get a little kid that doesn't know any better to do it, preferably a kid who's parent are not paying attention (not yours) - Eric Schoonover
Excuse me Sir/Madam, but I believe that a foul odour has attached itself to your person. Can I provide you with some Dove? Or perhaps direct you to the Ocean where you can bathe? - Stu Andrews via twhirl
"With all due respect, have you been swimming in the sewer?" - Jason Kucsma
Hope they have honesty box installed on Facebook :P - Lindsey Smith
How do they not know they smell like shit? - Rodfather
When I used to take a particularly foul Metro route to work, I carried a container of solid perfume. In these situations, I made a big show of opening it up and holding it under my nose. Even if the person didn't get the hint, I didn't have to smell them any longer. - Rochelle
I've tried general comments in hopes they'd get the hint like "what died in here?" half-jokingly, but this has been a frequent problem. quite nauseating and I often get headaches after I come within range of the offender. stings the nostrils, not in a good way. Where can I get some of that cream homicide detectives put under their noses when they're around dead bodies? ...Googling corpse-be-gone.. - Matt Musgrave
"What's that smell?" -- everytime you're around them - Shey
Dude, did you forget to wipe your ass today? You smell like fucking shit. Oh my bad...that's not really polite, is it? ;-) - Far
Matt,had a similar situation w/ a friend recently - "John, I'm going to bring something up that is delicate and uncomfortable. I'm doing so, because if the roles were reversed, I'd hope that you'ed think enough of our friendship that you would do the same for me. I smell BO around you today." He thanked me afterward. - Bill Sanders
I work with a woman who, I swear, bathes in perfume every day. It's so strong, I can taste the odor. You can tell where in the office she's been based on the smell in the room. That's an entirely different type of smelling like shit. - Rochelle
i wonder if someecards.com has something for a situation like this. that would make it a lot easier...and hilarious. then we could laugh about it after they clean up. "haha, remember when you used to smell like shit?!" ..."yeah!" :p - Matt Musgrave
guilty as charged that's why I <3 the internet... - Cecil Sandus