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I'm not a hypochondriac. But if I keep coughing like this, I'll be catapulted into the future, messing up the whole spacetime continuum. So.

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RT @alexia: @mbaratz If my name was "Maya" I'd be Googling "Mayan calendar" all the time.

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A lot of weird things have happened thus far in 2012, but not until tonight have I been compelled to Google "Mayan calendar." #Grammys

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People are hailing Chris Brown with glowing wands at the most prestigious annual music awards show and yet no one seems concerned.

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YES RT @seth_rogen I wish Jay-Z and Beyonce would get on stage and present their baby to the world like in the Lion King.

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While we all thought we were watching Adele perform, we were really watching an ad for the upcoming season of Mad Men.

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Reading tweets from the Grammys without watching the Grammys is like listening in on dispatches from a Scientology wedding.

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If you wouldn't say it on air, don't say it on twitter. (Esp if your Twitter audience may be larger than your on-air one). cc @Oprah.

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Greek Parliament Approves Austerity Bill http://abcnews.go.com/m... // praying for Greece...

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Recent celebrity deaths seemed to have turned CNN into TMZ and vice versa.

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A look back at Whitney Houston over the years: bit.ly/wSZvnf #WhitneyHouston (via @abcworldnews)

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Um. @brianstelter has never seen Ferris Bueller, The Bodyguard, or Dirty Dancing. I think @carr2n was right. He's a robot released 2 yrs ago

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Love.

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Breaking: Mitt Romney Wins Maine GOP Presidential Caucuses, Party Chair Announces http://abcnews.go.com/blogs... (via @abc)

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In today's anti-hipster edition of tumblr...(don't click if you're a snobby photographer): http://fuckyourshallowfocus.tumblr.com/

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The things you learn when researching TV. Behold: "Cop Rock." Like Glee meets Reno 911. Yes way. On TV. Won 2 Emmys. http://www.youtube.com/watch...

The things you learn when researching TV. Behold: "Cop Rock." Like Glee meets Reno 911. Yes way. On TV. Won 2 Emmys. http://t.co/5ZwB89AK

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I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! https://foursquare.com/mbaratz...

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"I wake up at night and you never even know! It's awesome. And then I eat donuts." - 4 yo girl on subway to her mom. (Best 4-year-old ever?)

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Jay-Z gives his first performance of "Glory," dedicated to his new daughter, at Carnegie Hall: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs... (via @abc)

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As cynical as I like to think I am, I love coming home to surprises like this. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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As cynical as I like to think I am, I love coming home to surprises like this. http://instagr.am/p...

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fuckyournoguchicoffeetable: Fuck your knit pouf. - http://mbaratz.tumblr.com/post...

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Have a vintage typewriter or knit poof in your living room? This tumblr is on to you. (I'm guilty of at least two) http://fuckyournoguchicoffeetable.tumblr.com/

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I just unlocked the "Super Swarm Sunday" badge on @foursquare! Go team! https://foursquare.com/mbaratz...

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oh hey you guys @Gawker scoops @theonion on a story. (you sure this is real life?) http://gawker.com/5881982... cc @cathybrooks

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I don't even... http://gawker.com/5881982...

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Genius of @gumroad is that bc it's best suited for microtransactions (eg $1), its cut is essentially 35% minus CC fees. With enough scale..

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Happiest of birthdays to my amazing and inspiring friend, @joseiswriting. Bummed I can't make the Miami festivities. Celebrate in NY soon!

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Just posted a photo @ Good Morning America Studios http://instagr.am/p/nfAvd/

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