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I'm not a hypochondriac. But if I keep coughing like this, I'll be catapulted into the future, messing up the whole spacetime continuum. So.
RT @alexia: @mbaratz If my name was "Maya" I'd be Googling "Mayan calendar" all the time.
A lot of weird things have happened thus far in 2012, but not until tonight have I been compelled to Google "Mayan calendar." #Grammys
People are hailing Chris Brown with glowing wands at the most prestigious annual music awards show and yet no one seems concerned.
YES RT @seth_rogen I wish Jay-Z and Beyonce would get on stage and present their baby to the world like in the Lion King.
While we all thought we were watching Adele perform, we were really watching an ad for the upcoming season of Mad Men.
Reading tweets from the Grammys without watching the Grammys is like listening in on dispatches from a Scientology wedding.
If you wouldn't say it on air, don't say it on twitter. (Esp if your Twitter audience may be larger than your on-air one). cc @Oprah.
Greek Parliament Approves Austerity Bill http://abcnews.go.com/m... // praying for Greece...
Recent celebrity deaths seemed to have turned CNN into TMZ and vice versa.
A look back at Whitney Houston over the years: bit.ly/wSZvnf #WhitneyHouston (via @abcworldnews)
Um. @brianstelter has never seen Ferris Bueller, The Bodyguard, or Dirty Dancing. I think @carr2n was right. He's a robot released 2 yrs ago
Love.
Breaking: Mitt Romney Wins Maine GOP Presidential Caucuses, Party Chair Announces http://abcnews.go.com/blogs... (via @abc)
In today's anti-hipster edition of tumblr...(don't click if you're a snobby photographer): http://fuckyourshallowfocus.tumblr.com/
The things you learn when researching TV. Behold: "Cop Rock." Like Glee meets Reno 911. Yes way. On TV. Won 2 Emmys. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
The things you learn when researching TV. Behold: "Cop Rock." Like Glee meets Reno 911. Yes way. On TV. Won 2 Emmys. http://t.co/5ZwB89AK
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I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! https://foursquare.com/mbaratz...
"I wake up at night and you never even know! It's awesome. And then I eat donuts." - 4 yo girl on subway to her mom. (Best 4-year-old ever?)
Jay-Z gives his first performance of "Glory," dedicated to his new daughter, at Carnegie Hall: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs... (via @abc)
As cynical as I like to think I am, I love coming home to surprises like this. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
As cynical as I like to think I am, I love coming home to surprises like this.
As cynical as I like to think I am, I love coming home to surprises like this. http://instagr.am/p...
fuckyournoguchicoffeetable: Fuck your knit pouf. - http://mbaratz.tumblr.com/post...
Have a vintage typewriter or knit poof in your living room? This tumblr is on to you. (I'm guilty of at least two) http://fuckyournoguchicoffeetable.tumblr.com/
I just unlocked the "Super Swarm Sunday" badge on @foursquare! Go team! https://foursquare.com/mbaratz...
oh hey you guys @Gawker scoops @theonion on a story. (you sure this is real life?) http://gawker.com/5881982... cc @cathybrooks
Genius of @gumroad is that bc it's best suited for microtransactions (eg $1), its cut is essentially 35% minus CC fees. With enough scale..
Happiest of birthdays to my amazing and inspiring friend, @joseiswriting. Bummed I can't make the Miami festivities. Celebrate in NY soon!
Just posted a photo @ Good Morning America Studios http://instagr.am/p/nfAvd/
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