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RT @
ConanOBrien
: In honor of Valentine's Day, I'm having a small chicken burrito and an apple. Start your sex engines!
http://teamcoco.com/content...
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RT @
jeffcannata
: Can't understand why it is so hard to find a friend to go see a screening of Titanic 3D with me tonight.
#outoftowngirlfriendwoes
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I can't believe there's a holiday based on a shitty 2010 romantic comedy. Yeah, thanks for that Hollywood.
21 hours ago
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Just saw someone do a search on
http://Ask.com
. Bless their heart.
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RT @
MaxScoville
: When I get a PS Vita, I'm gonna call it a "Playstation Vagita" because it makes me think of vaginas and Dragon Ball Z.
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If Hershel ever says "That'll do pig" at any point, then season 2 of The Walking Dead will be 100% justified.
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RT @
JustinRYoung
: It might just be my mood but my patience with Walking Dead is officially run out...
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RT @
TheLewisBlack
: Congratulations to the masterful Louis CK for his well deserved Grammy win.
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RT @
biggsjason
: It has to be past Bruno Mars' bedtime.
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Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. You guys roxers my soxers.
Sunday
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The last thing I needed was a comic book store version of American Pickers/Pawn Stars.
Sunday
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Rick just out-Shaned Shane!
Sunday
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RT @
sethmeyers21
: Tonight's Weekend Update had the cameo I've always dreamed about.
Saturday
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Some suspect it was murder. Where was her bodyguard?! Roast In Peace Whitney.
Saturday
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RT @
scottjohnson
: "A&E: We make reality tv shows that make you feel really good about how your life is going in comparison."
Saturday
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Saddest sight ever: a lonely Smart Car parked in front of a strip club at two in the afternoon.
Saturday
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Pfft! So much for that birthday snowman I was hoping to build tomorrow.
Saturday
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I really, REALLY got into some SNES NBA Jam tonight.
Friday
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If the cats in Fancy Feast commercials could talk, they would probably sound like Joan Rivers.
February 9
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The cast of Workaholics might as well be composed of rejected LMFAO members.
February 8
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When someone asks a celebrity for a RT, I read it as "I love being vomited on."
February 7
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RT @
pattonoswalt
: Just felt that QUAKE, thought I was DOOMed, and did a DUKE NUKEM in my pants.
#losangeles
February 7
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RT @
masseffect
: We're exactly one month away from Mass Effect 3!
February 6
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RT @
HomerJSimpson
: I can't wait for the premiere of SMASH. It's about time the Hulk got his own show again.
February 6
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RT @
Hoboken411
: Congrats
#Hoboken
#NJ
resident Eli Manning for winning the Super Bowl AGAIN against the Patriots - WIN WIN WIN!
http://hoboken411.com/archive...
February 5
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RT @
ThatKevinSmith
: THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS WIN! THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS WIN!
February 5
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RT @
birbigs
: "I'll throw it into your hands, then you drop it!" -Tom Brady
#superbowl
February 5
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GoDaddy commercials are the bastard child of Victoria's Secret and Spike TV.
February 5
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Samsung. Just. Doesn't. Get. It.
February 5
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RT @
YoungBillyMays
: Yeah, missed it live.. but the Avengers spot definitely gave me a little nerd-boner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
February 5
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